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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,690 --> 00:00:15,370 Mama, how'd that sound? 2 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:22,570 Like music to my ears. 3 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:26,250 Yo, I gotta bounce. 4 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:27,670 Tea? 5 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,780 You've done one song, you've done them all. Sing it. 6 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:33,880 Um, we need to talk. 7 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:36,800 Look, we can't keep pretending like nothing happened. 8 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:38,380 I? What happened? 9 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:41,920 Where was I? What are you talking about? 10 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:43,900 Homework. 11 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,700 Let's go talk in the balcony. 12 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:49,140 Watch out, because last time y 'all went out there, it got kind of freaky. 13 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,640 What did you want to talk about? 14 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:04,360 Oh, I don't know. The weather, school, the big fat wet kiss you gave me. 15 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,380 Uh, that. Yeah, that. 16 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,260 Well, uh, what did you think about it? 17 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,420 I'm not sure. 18 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,020 Me neither. 19 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,680 Well, maybe if we were to try again. 20 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:22,380 Yeah, uh, just to clear things up? Yeah. 21 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:35,890 and give me some room. 22 00:01:40,690 --> 00:01:41,690 Well? 23 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:43,670 Think we maybe need to slow down? 24 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:46,450 Why? T, we've known each other for years. 25 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:47,790 Yeah, but as friends. 26 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,610 What better place to start? 27 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:51,270 What about Marcus? 28 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:53,170 I'll email him. 29 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:17,750 I wanted to know if you could please turn your stereo down. 30 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:20,510 Oh, that wasn't our stereo. That was our groove. 31 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:21,790 We sound good, huh? 32 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,350 Good and loud. 33 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,900 That's me. I'm cute. 34 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,620 If you'll excuse me, little dude's got to go. 35 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,500 Oh, now I remember. You used to say that famous line. Go on and say it. It's not 36 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,500 going to happen. 37 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,180 Well, you don't have to get all Hollywood on us. 38 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,080 Oh, it's not that. 39 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,540 Come on, Gary. Now, you don't have to explain a thing. You're a star, baby. 40 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:50,540 on. 41 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:55,280 I'm sorry. 42 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,060 They don't know how to act around stars. 43 00:03:57,420 --> 00:04:01,290 Now, tell me about Mrs. Gerd. Now, I heard she and... Mr. Drummond got their 44 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:02,290 freak on. 45 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:06,610 And you are? Oh, I'm Nikki Parker. 46 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,430 Okay, Nikki. 47 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:12,690 Listen, it's really nice chatting with you, but I got to get back upstairs and 48 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:15,930 finish rehearsing. I'm in a new play over at the Crenshaw Community Theater. 49 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:19,510 I would love to come to your show. Hint, hint. 50 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:22,310 No problem. 51 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,750 I'll leave a few tickets for you at the wheel call window. 52 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:26,110 Oh, well, thanks, Gary. 53 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:29,290 And welcome to our building. Thank you. See you. Bye -bye. 54 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,630 You're not following me to my apartment, are you? 55 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:36,730 Of course not. You're so crazy. 56 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:41,590 Oh, how 57 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:49,250 did 58 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,250 Marcus take it? 59 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,430 Oh, not bad. 60 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:55,570 Yeah, I mean, after he cussed us out, destroyed the desk, and finished crying, 61 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,650 he seemed okay. 62 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,430 Well, I... 63 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,420 I guess you heard that Kai Kai Kai is sponsoring a public service announcement 64 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,420 on mentoring. 65 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:08,700 Yeah, how's that going? Well, as producer, I don't mind saying I think I 66 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,480 pretty tight concept. 67 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:15,460 Yeah, okay. 68 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:21,980 I thought we would start with the theme music from the classic film 2001 A Space 69 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:22,980 Odyssey. 70 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,040 You know, kind of give it a dramatic edge. 71 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,260 That's bad. 72 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,480 Thank you, T. 73 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,960 No, I mean that's really bad as whack. 74 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,560 Professor, you need to let our group hook you up with some bomb music. 75 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,960 All right. 76 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,340 I guess it couldn't hurt. 77 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,640 Was it really that bad? Not if your goal was to put people to sleep. 78 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,480 Hey, fool. 79 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,300 There's a great man town. Want to go? 80 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:55,180 Not with you. 81 00:06:03,359 --> 00:06:04,359 Gary Coleman? 82 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:09,980 Gary's our new neighbor. He lives upstairs from me. Gary Coleman lives in 83 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:10,980 building? 84 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,420 Oh, I gotta sit down. 85 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:20,560 He gave me tickets to his show tonight, and it will be a shame that one 86 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,580 of them will have to go to waste. 87 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:26,940 Well, maybe. 88 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,500 Are the seats together? 89 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Of course. 90 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:35,700 All right, I'll pick you up at 7. 91 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,560 Hey, Gary. 92 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:47,740 Uh, hi, Nikki. Uh, did you like the show last night? You're a star. 93 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,240 You can do much better than that little place. 94 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,660 It's community theater. 95 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,100 It's 20 seats. 96 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,880 What kind of community is that? 97 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,039 I'm acting. 98 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,600 I know, but you're an American icon. 99 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,270 Now, what... if John Travolta thought Welcome Back Carter was the end of his 100 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:05,270 career. 101 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:09,750 Look, Nikki, I appreciate your honesty, but I gotta go. Hold up. 102 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,910 Now, you can start your comeback by getting the lead in that play. 103 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:18,310 Just let me have a word with the director, and I guarantee I'll give you 104 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:20,670 results. Oh, please don't. 105 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:27,030 Okay. If that's the way you want it. That is the only way I want it. I'll see 106 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,030 you. Okay. 107 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,870 He's just like my boo. 108 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,310 He don't know what he wants. 109 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:39,630 Okay. 110 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:47,550 So, Nikki, my director said I should talk to you. 111 00:07:48,370 --> 00:07:50,190 Why does he want me to talk to you? 112 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:56,590 Well, after I gave him your list of demands, you know... List of demands? 113 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,190 You know, I'm top billing. 114 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,920 Bigger dressing room, more money? 115 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,660 I didn't ask for that. 116 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,060 I know, so that's why you have me. 117 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:08,760 See, I'm going to tell you, we had to go at him strong. Show him you ain't no 118 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:09,760 punk. 119 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,400 What did he say? 120 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,340 Um, he said fine. 121 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,280 Really? He said fine. 122 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,240 To your demands. 123 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,020 I'm just going to explain to him that you're a psycho. 124 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,340 And maybe I'll get my job back. 125 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:46,720 It's too late for that. You've already been replaced. 126 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,180 Replaced? With who? 127 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:52,780 Emmanuel Lewis from Webster. 128 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:11,060 Just stopped by to see if you had any empty boxes. Since you got me fired, I 129 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:11,819 have to move. 130 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:16,920 Oh, that won't be necessary, because I've been calling all around town trying 131 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,899 get you a gig. 132 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:18,900 Oh, great. 133 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,980 So, how you doing? 134 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,540 Well, not a bite. 135 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:28,260 Yet. But as your manager... Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. 136 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,500 Where did you become my manager? 137 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:36,420 Well, I figured since I'm getting 10 % of your salary, I should have a title. 138 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,380 Yeah, wacko. 139 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:45,380 But what you really need is your own show where the stars come to you. 140 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,280 Yeah, like that's gonna happen. 141 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,540 Sure it can and it will. 142 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,640 You just have to believe in yourself. 143 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,060 And do you trust me? 144 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,880 Hell no. 145 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:01,900 Well, I can live with that. Now look, you know people and I know people. I say 146 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:04,980 we shoot a new talk show called Gary and Company. 147 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:07,630 and blow Leno and Letterman out the water. 148 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:10,170 I'd rather just shoot you and call it a day. 149 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,150 It's time for Gary. Gary! 150 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:16,710 And company. 151 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,630 What? It's time for Gary. 152 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,130 Gary! And you and me. 153 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,370 Come on. 154 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,130 Gary. Come on. 155 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,370 Gary. Gary! 156 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,610 And company. 157 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,770 What? It's time for Gary. 158 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,930 Gary! And company. 159 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,460 You sounded really awesome tonight. 160 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,700 That's only because you inspired me. Well, that's because I was thinking of 161 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,560 Is it getting hot in here? 162 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,700 No, but it's getting corny up in here. 163 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,840 Well, don't hate. 164 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,960 Ho, ho, ho. 165 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,120 Hey, Mr. 166 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:03,380 Coleman. I just want to say it's an honor and a privilege to have you here. 167 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,300 A man of your stature. 168 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,000 Yeah, I mean of your caliber and my presence. 169 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,900 Thank you, but I don't know why you're sucking up to me. 170 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,220 I can't do a thing for you. Yeah. 171 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:20,020 Well, I just wanted to let you know that I was a member of your fan club. 172 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,160 Did you get my letter? 173 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,920 No. 174 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,080 Well, I wrote you and I said... Hey, Nicky. 175 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:33,720 I thought you were going to use your connections to get me some real TV 176 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,300 time. This is real. 177 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,840 What do you think about the set? 178 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,620 It screams public access. 179 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,020 And isn't that what we're trying to access? 180 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,320 The public? 181 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,820 Where's the director and the producer? 182 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,260 Hello. 183 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,020 God. 184 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,900 Oh, don't worry, girl. Now I got your back. 185 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,100 I haven't got you your very own band and sidekick. 186 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,840 And here comes the sidekick now. 187 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,179 It's Gary. 188 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:08,500 Fine. Look, since we're going to be working together, I wonder if you could 189 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,720 that famous line for me. 190 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,600 No offense, Kim, but I used to get paid to say that line. 191 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,860 I'll give you a dollar. 192 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:27,820 Gary, I thought you said you had a few commitments for the show. 193 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,340 No, I thought you said you had a few commitments. 194 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,960 We can't get the studio again for months, so we'll just have to wing it. 195 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,780 Don't worry, I'll get you some gas. 196 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,960 Hey, Professor! 197 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:49,140 I never did thank you for giving up your studio time and letting us do the show. 198 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,020 But I was sure to do that tonight. 199 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600 In the bed. 200 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,400 Back it up! 201 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,280 Now, I did this strictly for Gary. 202 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:02,800 I just love the little guy. 203 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:09,000 That's funny because he was just saying how he would love for you to be his very 204 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,280 first guest. Me? 205 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,620 I'm not worthy. 206 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,820 He's really interested in your mentoring program. 207 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,720 All right, well, I'll do it. I mean, you know, for the kids. 208 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,040 Me as a show guest? 209 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:30,420 Girl, now Gary is really interested in hearing about your rags -to -riches 210 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:31,420 story. 211 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,680 I never wore rags. 212 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,460 Look, are you in or out? 213 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,040 In. All right, just listen to your cue. Okay, cue. 214 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,400 Okay. All right, everyone, it's time to get started. Now, T, I'm going to need 215 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,480 lots of energy from you. You got it. 216 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:53,660 Kim, now your job as Gary's sidekick is to laugh at anything he says. So, Mama, 217 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,920 what if he isn't funny? Kim! 218 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,220 How's that? Good, good, good. 219 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:00,660 Now, Stevie, are you sure you can handle being the announcer? 220 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,080 mention my man, Pete. 221 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:44,380 And give it up for the flyest, finest honey at SMC, my woman, Stevie! 222 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:54,640 And now, please welcome our host, a man we all know and love, Gary Coleman! 223 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,840 Thank you, thank you, and welcome to Gary and Company. 224 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,720 Kim, how was your weekend? 225 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,590 Cosby show. Now she's all grown up. 226 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,990 And she's not here. 227 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:23,610 She's probably stuck in that awful Los Angeles traffic. 228 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,070 Right, Kim? 229 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:37,310 So with great hesitancy, please welcome my next guest, Professor Stanley 230 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,310 Ogilvie. 231 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,940 professor. What is your problem? 232 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,860 Thank you. 233 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:59,740 Anyway, professor, I understand your fraternity is starting a mentoring 234 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,300 Yes, we have. 235 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,680 We feel that it's very important. 236 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,660 Is it true that you were once a stripper? 237 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,380 Hey, I just read what's on the card. 238 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,820 No, I was never a stripper. Who told you that? 239 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,299 I did, boo. 240 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,920 Remember, that's how you pay for college. 241 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,400 Ask him to do the booty clap. 242 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:26,740 Come on, man. You don't have to do this booty clap. Come on. 243 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,160 Let's see it. 244 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,340 Let's see it. 245 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,460 Come on, man. 246 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,280 Booty clap in college. Let's see it. 247 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:42,840 So, Andrea, do you have any words of wisdom for all the independent sisters 248 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,819 there? 249 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:44,820 Yes, Gary. 250 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:47,060 Listen to me. 251 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,700 If you're hungry, come on down to Ann Dale's. If you're thirsty, come on down 252 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:56,220 Ann Dale's. If you have a fine brother who's single, definitely tell him to 253 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,760 on down to Ann Dale's and ask for me, Ann Dale. 254 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,260 Okay, that was shameless. 255 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,760 Let's give it up for Ann Dale. 256 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:15,220 Well, I was going to wait to the end of the show to do this, but some... tells 257 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,540 me this is the end. 258 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,880 I want to thank my director and producer, Nikki Parker. 259 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,220 Yay, Nikki! 260 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,040 No, don't stop. 261 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,940 Nikki's the reason I stand before you all today. 262 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,320 While her intentions were good, nothing else was. 263 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,440 But, blame me. 264 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:42,020 I was the one who bought into all her hype about me being a big star, and 265 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,200 just not what I'm about. 266 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:50,970 So, thank you for tuning in, but this is the first and last episode of Gary and 267 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:51,970 Company. 268 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:58,930 Why? 269 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,570 I'm trying to help you out, because it's not like you're funny. 270 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,830 Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, what are you doing? 271 00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,450 Something I should have done a long time ago. 272 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,820 I don't want to be a big star. I just want to act. 273 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:20,000 It's time for Gary. Gary! 274 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,440 And company. 275 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,600 What? What? It's time for Gary. 276 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,020 Gary! And you and me. What? What? It's time for Gary. 277 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,180 Gary! And company. 278 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,500 What? What? 279 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,540 Oh, come on, Mama. 280 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,760 You still depressed about Gary's show? 281 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,570 Damn. I ruined a man's life. 282 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,450 He hates me. 283 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,830 He doesn't hate you. 284 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,350 Not much. 285 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,090 Get that. 286 00:18:58,810 --> 00:18:59,810 Hi, Jerry. 287 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:04,910 Um, Gary? 288 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,450 Good news, Nikki. 289 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:07,910 So, you gonna do the show? 290 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:09,770 No, I said good news. 291 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:14,910 My agent got a call from a producer who claims that a woman harassed him into 292 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:17,070 watching a tape of my show. I can explain. 293 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,690 No need, no need. 294 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:22,070 He wants me to do a new TV show called Once a Star. 295 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,990 Former television stars are going to live under one roof in a beautiful 296 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,990 beach house. 297 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,490 See, I told you it would work out. 298 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:32,230 Guess I wasn't such a bad manager after all. 299 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:33,450 You stunk. 300 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,390 Now about my 10%. How about it? 301 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,300 And that's my final offer. 302 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,860 Lady, you need help. 303 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,480 Now that's funny. 304 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,720 What you talking about, Willis? 305 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,680 No, that's not it, Mama. 306 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,620 It's dynamite! 307 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,400 I, as your manager, I won't rest till I get you a job. 308 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,600 That was Spanglish. 309 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:43,340 Now, I did the... All these former 310 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,760 TV stars live in one roof. 311 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,110 under a beautiful Malibu beach house. 312 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,370 Under? 21669