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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:05,880 I know y 'all were talking about my birthday. 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,560 What makes you think that? I'm a psychic. I got ESPN. 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,900 Then you know she wasn't able to get those tickets to see Tweet. 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,000 Dang, Mama, that's all I wanted for my birthday. Good. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,740 Then she won't have to get you anything else. 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,360 I'm sorry, baby. I tried, but the concert was all sold out. 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,400 But I got you a Gap poster of her. 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,040 Sweet. She thinks. 9 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,100 Happy birthday to me. All right. Happy birthday. To you. 10 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:39,840 That tweet poster was a nice touch. It was, huh? Now, you sure Rochon can hook 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,680 us up with the tickets? Because you remember what happened at the Patti 12 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,960 concert? There is no triple E row. 13 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:49,220 But that was an innocent mix -up. Yeah, well, thank God Patti's so loud we can 14 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,220 hear it from the parking lot. 15 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:53,580 Also, remember, he made it up to us with that Luther concert. 16 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,040 Honestly, that was the skinny loser. 17 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,820 Girl, I like the big loser. 18 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,620 You get more for your mother. 19 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,180 leave as they allowed you to reproduce. 20 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:55,820 Professor, are you coming to my party Saturday? 21 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,040 Oh, dear God, is it that time of year again? 22 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:03,860 Yeah. Kim, every year you ask me, and every year I say no. 23 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,120 And every year you show up without a gift. 24 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:12,960 Sorry, but I need to rest that night because I'll be getting my groove on at 25 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,480 Tweet concert Sunday. 26 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,060 Baby! 27 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:20,000 Professor, you need a day? Because I can be ready by 6 .30. 28 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:25,690 Just my luck, only one ticket home. 29 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:29,450 I can sit on your lap. Oh, no, no offense. 30 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,470 I plan on having kids one day. 31 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:36,090 Well, now, wait, boo. We can make that happen right now. 32 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:41,629 What's up, dog? 33 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:42,630 Hey, what up, man? 34 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:47,570 Ladies, Kim, Stevie, like you to meet my boy, Marcus. 35 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:48,810 Hi. Hey. 36 00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:52,130 So you still gonna bounce in the studio tonight? Oh, yeah, for sure. All right, 37 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,320 cool. It's nice meeting you, Kim and Stevie. 38 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,900 Oh, he is to you? 39 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,220 Yeah, he is. 40 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,280 Stevie, you should have given him your number. 41 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,680 Oh, I couldn't. 42 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:03,500 That would make me feel a little desperate. 43 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,080 But you are. 44 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,460 Me, Stevie, and T are going to Vegas for the weekend. 45 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,420 Uh, you can't. Why not? Well, because, um... Because what? 46 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,360 Because, um... Shoot. 47 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,460 Me and that dog got you tickets to go see Twig. Ah! 48 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,760 I got you! 49 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:41,000 Did I just get played? Like an old Barry White album. 50 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:44,700 Thanks, Mama. I gotta go tell Stevie and T. 51 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,460 You just couldn't keep your big mouth shut, could you? Girl, she tricked me. 52 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,040 Ooh, you need serious help if Kim tricked you. 53 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,840 Look, um, let me see the tickets. 54 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,960 Okay, but let me tell you what happened first. 55 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,860 Ooh, I saw the finest little chocolate drop sitting at the bus stop. 56 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,360 Well, did you get his number? Well, I had to give him mine because he's in 57 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,340 between jobs right now. He don't have a phone. 58 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:19,800 So, uh, no phone, no job, and no car. 59 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,600 I saw the cutie. I told him he was fine. 60 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,260 I pulled out a piece of paper, wrote my number on it. Oh, my God. I wrote my 61 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:53,640 number on the envelope with the tickets. 62 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,960 You what? 63 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:56,740 No big deal. 64 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,540 I'll just get him back when he calls me. 65 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,460 I thought you said he was fine. 66 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,720 He is. 67 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:02,840 Girl, he ain't calling you. 68 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,280 Now, I'm going to find Rashawn. Come on. 69 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,240 I'm telling you, it was one of the best dates I've ever been on. 70 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,720 You had a date? 71 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,620 With who? 72 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,980 Our new man, Marcus. 73 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,900 Well, he's not my new man. 74 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,440 Yet. 75 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:26,780 You went out with Marcus? 76 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,600 It's so hard to believe about that. 77 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:31,120 I mean, you two have nothing in common. 78 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:35,100 Well, sure we do. I mean, we love the same movies, music, we have the same 79 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,920 political beliefs, and I make him laugh. 80 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,680 Steve, Marvie makes me laugh, but that doesn't mean I'll date him. 81 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:46,770 Hey, gorgeous. 82 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,190 Hello. 83 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:52,590 I was talking to Stevie, but you're cute. 84 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,190 For you. 85 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,750 Oh, thank you. 86 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:01,530 It's beautiful. 87 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,070 Can I take you to lunch? 88 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:04,810 Well, let me check my schedule. 89 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,690 Why? You always free. 90 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:09,970 Okay, I will see you guys later. 91 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:18,260 I think she's still got money. 92 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:26,380 I can't believe after 15 years of hooking you up, Rashawn gets busted 93 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,220 I can't believe you told Kim about those tickets. 94 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:32,740 What am I going to do? 95 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,780 Huh? I got it. 96 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,820 All right, girl, I'll see you later because I'm tired. 97 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:43,020 Girl, get your... We don't have the tickets. Okay. 98 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:48,690 So, Ms. Parker's promised to stay away from me for six weeks? 99 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:50,130 Uh, 100 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:51,629 make it four. 101 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:52,630 Make it eight. 102 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,330 Deal. 103 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,610 Girl, what kind of negotiator are you? 104 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,530 Amdell, you promised me she wouldn't talk. 105 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,250 So we have a deal, right? 106 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:04,710 Yeah, okay. 107 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:09,510 Kim is going to be so excited. 108 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,210 Uh, Professor? 109 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,570 It says row triple E. 110 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:16,450 Yeah, pretty good, huh? 111 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:19,370 I didn't even know they had a triple E row. 112 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:23,710 There's no such thing as row triple E. Where did you get this ticket from? I 113 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,510 don't know. Some guy named Ruchon. 114 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:31,170 Well, I hope Kim won't mind listening to a tweet from the parking lot. 115 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:33,230 She won't have to. 116 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:35,350 It's my baby's 21st birthday. 117 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,710 I'm getting her in that concert one way or another. 118 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,600 believe my mama didn't come through for me. I can't see Tweet. 119 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:48,939 Alan's away. 120 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,140 My life is over. 121 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:51,860 Might as well be turning 30. 122 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:56,500 Kim, you will still have your party and I will make sure you have fun. 123 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Isn't she great? 124 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,400 She's not so great she didn't get me tickets to see Tweet. 125 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,260 Really? Because she got us front row seats. 126 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:06,540 I was just kidding. 127 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,700 Oh, I gotta get to class. 128 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:13,440 I'll call you later. Okay. 129 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:20,010 Girl, you better go gargle. 130 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:26,430 Ain't no telling where those lips have been. 131 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,530 What is your problem, T? 132 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:30,950 I'm just saying. 133 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,890 Every man has a little play in him. 134 00:08:33,169 --> 00:08:35,690 T, Marcus isn't a player. He's only had one girlfriend. 135 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:37,630 Yeah, sure he did. 136 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:43,450 Her name is Annette. They grew up together. They dated for three years. 137 00:08:43,450 --> 00:08:45,050 your information, she broke up with him. 138 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:46,530 I think you're jealous. 139 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,390 Jealous? Yeah, jealous. 140 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,250 Because I've found someone and you haven't. 141 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,510 Where are tweets from yet? 142 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:05,530 No, I'm just trying to catch my breath. 143 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,370 You sure you're the only one in there? 144 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,290 weighs a ton okay 145 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:31,970 thank you 146 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:41,490 help 147 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:46,830 me out of this what was that wise crack about weighing a ton you tried pushing 148 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:47,830 you 149 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:03,980 your paycheck oh oh that 150 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:10,940 was close oh funniest my favorite okay give me some let's raid the 151 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:15,040 mini bar in a fancy place like this they must have some hours housekeeping 152 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,100 What is that crazy housekeeper? You're crazy, Vaughn. 153 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,680 She probably went out the back door. 154 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,200 Oh, 155 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:46,680 funniness. 156 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:47,860 I like this. 157 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,680 Matter of fact, Kim, I did. 158 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,920 Really? I felt so bad about the ticket mix -up thing that I bought you this. 159 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,460 It's a Gap poster of Tweet. 160 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:33,820 Dang, 161 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,020 were they giving these away? 162 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:38,680 Well, no. Actually, you had to have a $100 purchase. 163 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:40,820 You like my new shoes? 164 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,750 You need to stop tripping. What are you talking about? 165 00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,070 Stop hating. 166 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,070 Besides, you know Stevie can't keep a man. 167 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,300 We can jump in and it'll break our phone. 168 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,620 Backstage is packed. I can't even get my mama in. 169 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,240 There's nothing I can do. 170 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,760 But I can give you a gap poster. 171 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,820 Marcus, you are so funny. 172 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,420 I'll be right back. 173 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:41,700 I miss you already. 174 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,900 Uh, Stevie, can I holler at you for a second? 175 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,010 Trying to protect me. From what? 176 00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:08,370 To me, Marcus is a great guy. 177 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:09,670 Look, whatever. 178 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:12,170 I just want you to remember who's had your back all these years. 179 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,430 And I really appreciate that, okay? 180 00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,170 But I can take care of myself. 181 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,730 You know, Kim was right. You are jealous. 182 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,530 Of what? Of me. 183 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:21,850 Having a boyfriend. 184 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:26,050 Look, you can have ten boyfriends for all I care. Okay, then why are you 185 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,050 like such a jerk? 186 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,230 I'm looking out for you and I'm acting like a jerk? 187 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,130 Look, forget it. Fine, I will. 188 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,730 Good. Good. Right back at you. 189 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,550 Tell him, take a number. 190 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:11,510 I'm really surprised you guys are having a celebration at a time like this. 191 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:16,869 Well, um, we decided to have a wait while Kim... 192 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,290 Just had a medication. 193 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,210 Baby! 194 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,470 Can you hear me? 195 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,190 Yeah, Mama, stop yelling. 196 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:46,250 Hold up. Your daughter seems perfectly normal to me. 197 00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:48,510 Spend ten minutes with her. 198 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,290 Come on. 199 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,150 What's really going on here? 200 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:54,730 Okay, okay. 201 00:17:55,850 --> 00:18:00,070 All Kim wanted for her 21st birthday was to come and see you. 202 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:02,250 But your concert was all sold out. 203 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,420 And you were willing to risk your life out there on that ledge? 204 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,660 Well, see, the ledge wasn't part of the plan. 205 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:13,100 I just wanted my baby girl to be happy on her birthday. 206 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,360 That's so sweet. 207 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 It sure is. 208 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:23,800 Kim, I'm glad to be here at your party. I don't have a gift. 209 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,120 How about a song? 210 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,820 One birthday song's coming right up. 211 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,700 But I did that. 212 00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,110 Girl, she tricked me. 213 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,330 Hal. 214 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,690 See, Marcus is a great guy. 215 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,130 Look, whatever. 216 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:40,250 You know, I don't even know the rest of my line right here, but... 15275