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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:01,959 Mama. 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,980 Mama, you're going to be so proud of me. 3 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:05,440 I made the dean's list. 4 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:09,940 You have to have good grades to make the dean's list, baby. 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,480 Oh, here, see for yourself. 6 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:16,520 Yeah, you made the dean's list all right. 7 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:18,560 You're on academic probation, Kim. 8 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:21,720 Oh, I'm an academic pro. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,280 Kim, that means you could be kicked out of school. 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,280 That's not so bad. I could use a break. 11 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,500 Oh, I'll give you a break. 12 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,130 If I were you, I'd get a tutor fast. 13 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:36,350 Stevie, will you tutor me? I'd only end up strangling you. 14 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:38,570 Tea? 15 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:40,210 Never mind. 16 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:43,090 Just check the dean's office. 17 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,550 They have a whole list of tutors. 18 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:46,330 So I've heard. 19 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:48,710 I can't afford that. 20 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:50,670 I'll help you pay for it, baby. 21 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:52,610 Let's see what you need a tutor in. 22 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,290 Math? 23 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:56,830 Science? 24 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,290 English? 25 00:00:58,490 --> 00:01:00,050 Humanities? Damn, I'm a... 26 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:40,820 Here's your lunch, Professor. 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,400 Thank you, Woody. Can you believe this? Across -the -board budget cut. Yeah, 28 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:48,640 tell me about it. They said I had to let maybe some fried cook go. 29 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,860 To tell you the truth, Woody, she's not much of a cook. 30 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:59,620 Well, she is in the bedroom, living room, on top of this table. 31 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,300 I think I'll skip lunch. 32 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,419 Anyway, the dean wants me to get rid of both of my associate professors. 33 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,600 If they go, my workload is going to be impossible. 34 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:16,180 Yeah, but what are you going to do? Well, I'm going to give them an 35 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,380 If they go, I go. 36 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:19,180 You think that'll work? 37 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,600 Please, Woody. 38 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,860 I mean, this place would fall apart without me. 39 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,600 I mean, I run every damn committee here. 40 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,740 All the students love me. 41 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,300 Hi, Professor Ogilvy. 42 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,300 Which doesn't mean I have to love them back. 43 00:02:41,649 --> 00:02:42,730 Like, I don't get it. 44 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:44,990 Well, why not leave? 45 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:48,690 Because if I play my cards right, I can get a boyfriend and good grades. 46 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:53,070 You remember Alan, the one I met at speed dating? The one who kicked you to 47 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:55,530 curb and said he didn't want anything to do with you? Uh -huh. 48 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:19,650 I haven't changed my mind since our first date. I'm not interested. 49 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:22,650 I'm fine, thank you for asking. 50 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:25,590 Yeah, I'm sorry. 51 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:29,650 Well, I just was a little suspicious when you called and said you needed a 52 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:30,649 tutor. 53 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:32,110 Here, look at my grades. 54 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:36,110 Damn! 55 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,110 Hey, yo, look, Kim, I'm a tutor, not a magician. 56 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:44,050 I know it's bad, but I really need help. I have an English lit test in a few 57 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,050 days. 58 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,440 Yeah, all right, I'll help you. As long as we keep things strictly on a cash 59 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,620 basis. Alan, I'm not that kind of girl. 60 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,340 When I do it, it's for free. 61 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,340 What I mean is no funny business. 62 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:57,860 Not even a little? 63 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,840 No. 64 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:00,918 Ah, okay. 65 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,940 All right, now let's get started, because you're going to need every 66 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,779 can get. 67 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:06,680 What books have you been reading in English Lit? 68 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,920 None of them. That's the reason why I need a tutor. 69 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:12,480 Maybe you better pay me up front. 70 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:18,769 Dean Valentine. 71 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:19,990 Oh, this is a surprise. 72 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:24,850 Come on in. I missed you at your office, so I thought I'd drop in. I hope you 73 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:25,469 don't mind. 74 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:26,470 Oh, of course not. 75 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:29,830 So, what's up? Oh, I have good news. 76 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:33,850 The board of directors has decided to retain the services of your two 77 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:35,510 professors. Well, that's great. 78 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:39,590 They're terrific teachers. I couldn't run the department without them. I'm 79 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:42,850 they appreciate the sentiment, and I know they'll be anxious to keep in touch 80 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:43,850 with you. 81 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:46,070 Keep in touch? 82 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:49,240 Oh, yeah. He beat over the summer. 83 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:55,240 Summer. I'm sorry, Stanley, but the board has decided to, well, let you go. 84 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880 Are you crazy? 85 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,600 They can't fire me. 86 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,660 Stanley, I am armed. 87 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:04,460 Really? 88 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,640 Or a night jacket? 89 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,240 Cashmere? 90 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,320 It's not the end of the world. 91 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,060 With your resume, you're bound to land something in, say, a year. 92 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,650 Or two. 93 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:20,270 How could you let them do this to me? 94 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,570 We're friends. 95 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:24,370 We play squash every Sunday. 96 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:29,150 I had forgotten about that. Yeah, well, do you know anyone else who plays? 97 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,550 Get out. 98 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,930 Oh, how's the tutoring going? 99 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:40,230 Oh, great. 100 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,410 Ellen's so smart and sweet. 101 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:45,570 But when we're together, my mind wanders. 102 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,010 How can you tell? 103 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:49,810 He's so cute. 104 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:51,430 Alan, your tutor? 105 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,170 Big, big Alan. 106 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,030 I'm really feeling it. 107 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,910 But Kim, he's so... So what? 108 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,670 So conservative. 109 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,130 Yeah. And he's fat. 110 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,050 And you guys think I'm that shallow? 111 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:07,810 Yeah. 112 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,430 Well, I've matured. 113 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:14,110 How? Well, if the guys start dumping you and dying on you, you appreciate the 114 00:06:14,110 --> 00:06:14,959 good ones. 115 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,960 And besides, Alan has all the qualities I want in a man. 116 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,900 Yeah, he's got enough for two men. 117 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,360 You don't make fun of my boyfriend. 118 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:25,120 Oh, come on, Kim. He's not even interested in you. 119 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:26,380 Not yet. 120 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,000 Hey, y 'all. What's up, man? Y 'all seen the professor? 121 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,379 I haven't seen him. 122 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:34,420 Well, where could he... Never mind. 123 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:40,080 He'll be here in five, four, three, two... 124 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,980 How does she do that? 125 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:56,950 I must know. 126 00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:59,250 I'm leaving SMC. 127 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:00,490 Harvard calls. 128 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,190 We're moving to Boston. 129 00:07:03,450 --> 00:07:05,450 Now, I hate to tell you, but I'll manage. 130 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:09,410 I'm not going to Harvard, and we are not going anywhere. 131 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:15,810 Then what do you mean you're leaving SMC? I won't be teaching here any 132 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,450 Then where will you be teaching? 133 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:21,250 Miss Parker, would you please? 134 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:22,710 Oh, I know. 135 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,510 UCLA. No. 136 00:07:32,170 --> 00:07:34,030 You guessed it, okay? 137 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:37,650 You know you can't keep anything from Nicky Parker. You're right, you're 138 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:43,530 Now, would you please not say anything to anybody, okay? I just want to leave 139 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,530 here quietly. 140 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,870 You don't have to worry, Professor. 141 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:47,850 My lips are sealed. 142 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:51,290 The CIA couldn't get it out of me. 143 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:10,960 Miss Parker! 144 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:12,440 No need to thank me, boo. 145 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:14,020 This is what couples do. 146 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:17,260 I specifically asked you not to say anything about this. 147 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,240 Oh, you're even cuter when you're humble. 148 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,420 Now go on and mingle. 149 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,560 Hey, congratulations, Professor. 150 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,940 Now that you're leaving, I'm kind of sorry I cut all your classes. 151 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,120 Professor, I hear the CNUSC stands for cheddar. 152 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,380 You're about to be paid. 153 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,240 You tell us, Fred. 154 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:39,620 Oh, yeah, well... Yeah, it's not like you to be modest. You know, there was a 155 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:42,480 sudden development and I, you know. You slide, doll. 156 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:46,900 I thought you were worried about budget cuts. I guess it ought to make it work. 157 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,920 We are really going to miss you, Professor. 158 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,240 He gave it back to me. He didn't laugh this time. 159 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:22,540 Here, you look. 160 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,080 Well, well, well. 161 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,560 Oh, it's bad. 162 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,420 I'm going to flunk out and have to sell oranges on the freeway off -ramp. 163 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,540 Well, try to crunch your exit. That's where I buy my produce. 164 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600 It's a C. 165 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,300 Wow, that's a great away from an A. 166 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:44,520 And I owe it all to my boo -boo, Alan. 167 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,540 Kim, Alan doesn't want you. 168 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,400 That's what he says, but I know better. 169 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,800 You know, you're starting to sound a lot like Nicky. Please. 170 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,380 My mama crazy. 171 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:01,260 Woody, I don't know why we had to come to Andell's anyway. 172 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,600 Nothing good ever happens to me here. 173 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:04,840 Come on, Professor. 174 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,260 Andell needs our business. 175 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,660 Yeah, well, from the looks of it, Andell needs a new business. 176 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,280 Hey, Andell. 177 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,379 Hey, Professor. 178 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,740 Hey, Woody. Hey, Andell. 179 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,210 What can I get for you? Well, that depends. 180 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,830 Is Miss Parker around? 181 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:22,130 No. Well, will she be here any time soon? 182 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:25,910 No. In that case, I'll have a gin and tonic. All right. 183 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:27,829 And Woody? 184 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:30,050 Let me see. What do you have that's free? 185 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,230 Tap water. 186 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,550 In that case, I'll have what the professor's having. 187 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,230 All right. Two gin and tonics coming up. No. 188 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,050 I said I'll have what the professor's having. You just bring two straws. 189 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:44,370 Look at that. 190 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,120 I count four hunnids. 191 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,800 Must be ladies' night. 192 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:50,220 Great. 193 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,220 You know, Professor, we're supposed to be celebrating, but you don't seem too 194 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,340 happy about going to USC. 195 00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:00,040 Yeah, well, to tell you the truth, Woody, this whole thing... Here we go, 196 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:03,360 Two gin and tonics for the new USC professor. 197 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,140 And don't think just because you know me you shouldn't tip big. 198 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,220 Don't worry. That won't be the reason. 199 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,860 To USC. 200 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,640 To you at three. 201 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,440 Now, what do you have, Rebecca? 202 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:24,840 Uh, forget it, Woody. 203 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,400 And now, another round. 204 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,980 Make mine a double. Ooh, all right. Hey, hey, hey. 205 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,560 Give this man anything he wants and charge him for it. 206 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,540 Oh, hey, Kim. How's it going? 207 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,900 Helen, don't you notice anything? 208 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,580 Yeah. It's kind of dark in here. 209 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,860 I mean what I'm wearing. 210 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,840 Oh, you mean your PJs. I'm sorry. Were you asleep? 211 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,020 Something smells good. 212 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,760 Oh, it's my perfume. It's called Flirt. 213 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,960 No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not it. 214 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:15,720 It's rotisserie. 215 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,860 I know, then again, maybe it's baked. 216 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:19,750 Ooh, that's some turkey. 217 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:25,630 I thought dinner would be nice, so I got a turkey and some mashed potatoes. 218 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,170 Nah, no potatoes. 219 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:28,770 Kind of watching my cards. 220 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,170 Come on, Professor. 221 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:36,690 Aren't you ready to go? We're going to Miss Nightline. No, no, no, no, man. 222 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:37,890 We're celebrating. 223 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,530 I'm the new professor at USC. 224 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,510 That's right. 225 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,530 Hey. 226 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,630 Look at that honey. 227 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,610 Okay, okay. 228 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:50,990 Tie me. 229 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,950 Hey there, beautiful. 230 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,070 Why, thank you. 231 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,830 Nice ta -tas. 232 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,650 Hey, I'll call you. 233 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:10,350 How long? 234 00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:11,510 Five seconds. 235 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,370 I'm more interested in picking up women and chasing them away. 236 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,210 It's fun. 237 00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:22,970 You should try it. 238 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,850 You look like you'd be a natural. 239 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,230 Is that mine? 240 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:29,470 No, it's mine. 241 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:34,990 Not anymore. 242 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:39,810 You know, Professor, I took you out because I was hoping you could put in a 243 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,210 word for Mavis at USC. 244 00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:44,070 But this ain't worth it. I'm out of here. 245 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,490 Make sure Ann Dale calls you a cab. Oh, go on, then. 246 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:48,890 Who is you? 247 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,050 I'm the professor at UFC. 248 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:55,610 Yeah. 249 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:56,990 Right. 250 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:06,750 Hey. 251 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,550 Oh. 252 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,040 Hey there, sweet thing. 253 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:19,860 You want to go back to my place and get naked? 254 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,620 For what? I didn't catch that. 255 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,540 Great, Kim. You don't know what you missed. 256 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,940 Oh, I know. I saw it all go in your mouth. 257 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,080 You must have been hungry. 258 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,120 Well, I eat when I get nervous. 259 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,340 And you? 260 00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:59,700 You make me nervous. 261 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040 I do? 262 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:02,780 How? 263 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,560 All right, I don't know, all right? Come on, let's just get back to work. 264 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,100 Me? Little old me make you nervous? 265 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,880 All right, you got anything else to eat? 266 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,320 Well, there's a package of dinner napkins if you want it. 267 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:30,000 You agreed that we were going to keep this strictly on a Tudor, 2D basis. 268 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,780 Yeah, but this 2D thinks you're a cutie. 269 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,780 Hey, kid, you're trying to scare me. 270 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:39,520 Come on. You know there's something between us. Yeah, three Ds and two Fs. 271 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,820 Ellen, don't fight this. You know you want me. You're making me get really 272 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:46,820 hungry here. 273 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,760 How about a yummy kiss? 274 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,060 All right. 275 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,380 Just one kiss. 276 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,740 One kiss. 277 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:18,080 Let me just go first, you know, and then we can get it on. 278 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,460 Professor, look at you. 279 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,680 You sure look fine. 280 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,330 Oh, girl, I think I can manage. And thanks for calling me. I have to do it 281 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,190 he gets home safely. All right. All right. 282 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:45,050 Hey, Miss. 283 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,790 Come on, bro. 284 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:48,849 All right. 285 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:49,950 Come on. Here we go. 286 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,170 Let's get you home and get you out of these clothes. 287 00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:56,770 And then, uh, never mind. 288 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,770 How could USC fire you before you even start? 289 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,390 There is no USC. 290 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,810 Yeah, it's over there by South Central. 291 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:14,190 Santa Monica College let me go. 292 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:21,810 And I didn't say anything because I was 293 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,210 too ashamed. 294 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,880 I'm so sorry. You must feel terrible. 295 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,220 Can't breathe. 296 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,100 We'll get through this. I promise you. 297 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,720 They must be out of their minds to get rid of a great professor like you. 298 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,240 You really think I'm a great professor? 299 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,100 Are you kidding? 300 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,020 If I had three college degrees... 301 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,200 I still want to take a class from you. 302 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,500 Thank you, Ms. Parker. 303 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,440 I'm here for you, boo. 304 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,980 Is this the part when you kick me out? 305 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,260 Not tonight. 306 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,740 You're not going to throw me out the window, are you? 307 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:29,650 It's too late to study. 308 00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:31,750 I didn't come here to study. 309 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,290 Look, if you're mad at me, I'm sorry. 310 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800 and go to your place. 311 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 Uh -huh. 312 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,000 We can do it. 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