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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:03,410 Hey, good morning, Professor. 2 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:07,210 Oh, Woody, it's not just a good morning, it's a great morning. 3 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:09,870 You got some last night, didn't you? 4 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:16,530 No, no, for your information, yours truly will be escorting the beautiful 5 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:20,490 talented Miss Kenya Moore around town this weekend. 6 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:22,690 Kenya Moore? 7 00:00:23,070 --> 00:00:25,530 You mean that sexy actress that used to be Miss USA? 8 00:00:25,830 --> 00:00:26,830 Right, right. 9 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:29,250 How did you manage that? Well, you know, I... 10 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:30,740 I got skills. 11 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:33,620 And jokes. 12 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:38,420 All right, look, I have a cousin who introduced me to her at a party in New 13 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:41,720 York. I gave her my phone number, but I never dreamed she would call. 14 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:43,980 Begging really works. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:51,540 There's only one thing that could turn my dream weekend into a nightmare. 16 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:56,280 And there it is. 17 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,840 Sweet dreams. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:00:59,839 No, no, no. 19 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:00,960 I got this. 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,180 Hey, Miss Parker. Hey. 21 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:05,480 I had something I wanted to ask you. 22 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,380 Aren't you going to get down on one knee? 23 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:11,140 No, no, no. I wanted you to do me a favor. 24 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,280 Well, I hadn't planned to before the wedding, but what the hell? Come on. 25 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:22,160 that. No, I want to know, could you keep an eye on my apartment while I go away? 26 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:26,780 See, there's a family funeral that I have to attend. 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,540 Oh, no. One of my relatives passed. 28 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,880 Not yours. Mine. 29 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,600 So, uh, yes or no? 30 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:37,780 I'd love to watch your apartment. 31 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,000 I do it two or three times a day anyway. 32 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,500 I'll be back on Monday. 33 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:45,360 I'll email you every day. Yeah. 34 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:54,240 Yes. Yes, Woody. It's gonna be a Miss Parker -free weekend for Sheezy. 35 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,380 That sounds good, bud. 36 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,300 But where are you going to stay? Oh, man, I'm way ahead of you. 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,260 I'm going to be relaxing in a hotel. 38 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,260 I got 20 bucks that says it won't work. 39 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,720 40 says it will. 40 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:12,020 50. Plus, you take over my afternoon shift at the Grubhub on Monday. Man, 41 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:13,420 on your own. 42 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,910 What's the first thing you're going to do? 43 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,130 I'm going to Disney World forever. 44 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:48,770 Now, wait a minute now. 45 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:53,790 Did you forget that the premiere of Baby Girl is this weekend? I can't replace 46 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:54,790 you that quick. 47 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:57,350 Honey, why don't you put your wife Cupcake to work? 48 00:03:58,630 --> 00:03:59,810 Her name is Cookie. 49 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,550 That's not a bad idea. 50 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:19,040 the value of earning your keep. Now, when I was growing up, you had to work 51 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,040 for everything you got. 52 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,839 Nothing came free. 53 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,800 And now, can you buy me some popcorn? 54 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:27,840 Nicky! Nicky! 55 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,200 Hey! 56 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,500 Nicky Parker, Mr. Magic Johnson. 57 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,820 Like we don't know that. You are my... 58 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,170 create jobs here in the community. 59 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,950 Yeah, and when you gonna run for mayor? 60 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:50,350 Well, wait a minute now. 61 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:54,910 That's a little ways off. But I tell you what, if you become my theater manager, 62 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:56,530 I'll think about it. 63 00:04:56,910 --> 00:05:02,410 You want me to work for you? You come highly recommended. 64 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,750 Well, what about Miss Campbell? 65 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:06,250 Honey, I hit the lotto. I don't need this. 66 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:10,410 But Nikki will do just fine. 67 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:14,150 She knows how to keep those young people or not. That sounds good to me. How 68 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,150 about it, Miss Parker? 69 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:18,900 having to sneak in? 70 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,100 She'll take it. 71 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,400 Uh, when do I start? 72 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:25,000 Well, let me ask Miss Campbell. 73 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:31,100 Now would be good. 74 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,100 Okay, is the answer to problem A 65? 75 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,120 Yep, that's what I got. What about you, Kim? 76 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,480 Uh -huh. 77 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,400 What are you doing? 78 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,220 Reading, Jet. 79 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,670 Pam, did you know P. Diddy has three Bentleys? 80 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:56,270 Hey, movie manager mama. 81 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:59,990 Hey, y 'all. Hey, how are things doing at the theater? Great. We're having a 82 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,730 premiere of Baby Girl tomorrow night. 83 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:05,570 And I could use the extra help. Hey, well, count me in. I can use the cash. 84 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:07,790 Yeah, me too. Oh, we're going to meet stars. 85 00:06:08,770 --> 00:06:10,150 Good. So y 'all will start tomorrow? 86 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:11,490 Yeah. 87 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:14,030 Nikki, let me talk to you for a minute. Uh -huh. 88 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:16,790 Hey, girl, what's up? 89 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:18,150 Hmm, rule number one. 90 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,680 Never hire friends and family members to work for you. Why not? 91 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,340 Because they will walk all over you. 92 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,300 Well, too late. I already hired them. 93 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,700 Well, then make sure you rule with an iron fist or you'll be sorry. 94 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,760 And, uh, they would never do that to me. I'm telling you. Mama! 95 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,760 Huh? I'm going to be a little late to work tomorrow. 96 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,080 Told you. 97 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,580 But it's your first day. 98 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,180 I know, but it's important. I really need my roots touched up. 99 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,560 Well, she didn't need to pray. 100 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:07,550 now toy put some Vaseline on them chap lips 101 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:14,310 can I go to the bathroom you mean may I go to the 102 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:20,350 bathroom okay may I go to the bathroom no now magic is counting on us to do a 103 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:22,710 good job so go out there and make 104 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:58,260 I could take. 105 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,140 Tell me about it. If I'd have known I was going to work this hard, I would 106 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,220 brought our housekeeper. 107 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,200 three dollars. 108 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:29,950 Baby girl. But not everybody shares that enthusiasm. 109 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:35,010 With me is Kim Parker, a former employee of the Magic Johnson Theater. 110 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,310 Kim, exactly what is the problem? 111 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:42,050 I was fired from this establishment because I was two minutes late coming 112 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:43,750 from my break and kissing on Andrew. 113 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,110 That's terrible. 114 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,930 Who's responsible for this travesty? This what? 115 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:56,110 I thought I told you to leave. I'm exercising myself. 116 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,420 Oh, no, 117 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,880 he didn't bring some other woman up to my job while I'm working hard to earn a 118 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,100 paycheck for the both of us. 119 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:26,160 I'll deal with you later. Can you... Would you mind saying a few words to 120 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,160 adoring fans? 121 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,420 Sure. 122 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,840 Miss Parker, what in Sam Hill are you doing here? 123 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,920 Oh, I should be asking you the same thing. 124 00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,300 So is this the funeral you're going to? 125 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,980 She does look a little stiff. 126 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,220 I beg your pardon? 127 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:44,540 Do you know who I am? 128 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:49,060 Honey, I don't care if you're Mother Teresa's mama. You still wouldn't my 129 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,540 I am not your man. 130 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,200 Come on, Kenya. Let's go. 131 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,140 Legs. It's getting a little common around here. 132 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:02,500 Excuse me, but you better slow your roll, Conte Quinta. 133 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,240 My name is Kenya. 134 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:10,720 Trust me, it's not worth it. If you'll just excuse us. 135 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,260 Girl, I know you are not going to let her get away with that. 136 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,460 Hell no. 137 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,240 You seem to be in a hurry. Yeah, I'm a little anxious to get rid of some 138 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,400 garbage. Well, I just wanted you to know you're doing a great job and keep up 139 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 the good work. Okay. 140 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 Oh, Miss Parker. 141 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,840 Yes, yes. 142 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:39,860 I noticed an employee out front carrying a sign. Do you know anything about 143 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:44,920 that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, she is promoting this movie called 144 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,700 Mama starring Angela Bassett. 145 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,519 That's strange. 146 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,620 I never heard of that. 147 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:54,860 Anyway, I better get out front, you know. Make sure Denzel don't sneak any 148 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:59,940 in. Oh, oh, oh. You know, Mr. Johnson, I did see Denzel sneaking a fat burger 149 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:04,720 bag. Fat burger? Yes. Well, between you and I, we'll let him fly. 150 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:05,960 All right. 151 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,420 Nicky, Nicky, can we talk to you for a minute? Yeah, yeah, make it quick, make 152 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:13,720 it quick. We think you're working us too hard. Yeah, we haven't had a chance to 153 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,720 see any stores. 154 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:15,740 Oh, I'll show you some stores. 155 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,430 of stressful conditions we will no longer tolerate 156 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,050 Hey! 157 00:12:58,810 --> 00:12:59,850 Turn that light on! 158 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,530 No! 159 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,970 I'm warning you, Miss Parker. Leave us alone. 160 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,250 That's it. 161 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,290 That is it. 162 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,330 Slide over. 163 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,990 I'm not sliding anywhere. 164 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:42,970 This is absurd. 165 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:46,370 Sorry, boo, but these orders come straight from the top. 166 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:47,709 Oh, really? 167 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:50,270 Well, we'll see what magic has to say about it. 168 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:51,510 Oh, like you know him. 169 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:55,250 Well, I know him. And you're not going to get away with this. 170 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,840 I was just playing, Kizzy. 171 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,480 Well, I'm not. 172 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,640 Stanley, you need to take care of your business. 173 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,860 Management. Oh, I can't promise that. 174 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:28,840 Then you leave us no choice. If it don't fit, you must acquit. If we don't come 175 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,720 to an agreement, we walk in a semen. 176 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,880 Hey, Miss Parker, where's everybody? 177 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,840 Uh, on break. 178 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:44,380 You know, by the way, I did some research on that Unfair Mama movie, and 179 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,480 couldn't find it anywhere in the catalogs. 180 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:19,570 Let's see how this baby works. 181 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:20,870 I can do that. 182 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:22,410 Okay. 183 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,990 Measure the popcorn kernels carefully. 184 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:29,890 Warning. Never add more than four cups of kernels to the popcorn machine at 185 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:30,890 once. 186 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,570 Miss, I'd like to buy a ticket. 187 00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,430 Just go in, damn it! 188 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:04,690 Oh, and, uh, sir, thank you for coming to the Magic Johnson Theater. 189 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,600 But not to worry, Nicky Parker's on the job. 190 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,660 Might have a glitch in the popcorn machine. 191 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,280 Nicky Parker's on the job. 192 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,240 The employees are still on break. 193 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,880 Yeah, but they'll be back in just a couple minutes. 194 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,760 Miss Parker, is this something you want to tell me? 195 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,940 Yeah, yeah. 196 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:57,260 I sure could use your help behind the scenes. 197 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,040 That's what I hired you for. 198 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,880 Yeah, but it is your theater. 199 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,800 Miss Parker, I'm sorry. 200 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,920 This isn't quite working out. 201 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:11,640 I'm going to have to let you go. 202 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,720 Oh, no. Hold up, man. It's not that deep. 203 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:20,700 You can't find me. Now, who are you going to find to replace Nicky Parker on 204 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,700 such short notice? 205 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,050 Here's your money. 206 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,149 Uh -huh. 207 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,270 Hey, want you forgetting something? 208 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:05,990 All right, I'll give you another 50 to forget the whole thing. 209 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,209 Forget it? 210 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:10,270 Listen, I got a hot date with Mavis, the fry cook. 211 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,550 See you. See you. 212 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,970 Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey! 213 00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:34,810 Listen, y 'all, I know I got a little crazy, but it was only because you are 214 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:35,810 crazy. 215 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,690 No, it's because I was just trying to make an impression. 216 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,310 Well, you certainly did that. 217 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,730 There's a picture of you up in the theater that says, do not let this woman 218 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:46,890 enter, ever. 219 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:52,350 What? But don't worry, Mama, I gave them a good picture. Did you? Yeah. 220 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,040 That ass was cannibal. 15980