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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:10,810 Your check is out. 2 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:17,230 Are you a typical college student who's broke and tired of wasting your hard 3 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:19,090 -earned cash on gas -guzzling vehicles? 4 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:20,930 I would be if I had one. 5 00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:23,410 I'll mind away. 6 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:26,050 A smart car for a smart person. 7 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:28,430 Don't worry, Kim. There's a car out there for you. 8 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:29,670 Somewhere. 9 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:35,790 Whoever scores the highest on the IQ test wins a brand -new, fuel -efficient 10 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:36,790 electric car. 11 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:38,350 Hey. 12 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,220 Hey, I finally have my own rock. 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,320 Hey, I'm telling you, it's not cool rolling in Mama's purple pimp mobile. 14 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:51,520 Oh, you can always roll on the bus. 15 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,280 A lot of me to brag, but the word genius was thrown around quite a bit when I 16 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,019 was a child. 17 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:58,760 Then why are you at a junior college? 18 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,680 Hey, boo. 19 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:04,940 You want to test your IQ? 20 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,520 No need. 21 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,380 I'm smart enough to know you're not the woman for me. 22 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,640 Well, let's do this. 23 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,020 What took you so long, genius? 24 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:31,380 I wanted to recheck my genius answers. What's your excuse? 25 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,360 Well, I finished so early, I took a cat nap and plucked my eyebrows. 26 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,460 What's that on your answer sheet? 27 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,780 Oh, this is hot sauce red nail polish. 28 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,520 I even painted my nails, too. 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,600 All done? 30 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,120 What the hell? Neither one of them looks too bright anyway. 31 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,680 She's short, she's beautiful, and she's right here. 32 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,240 Stevie girl, where you at? 33 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:49,060 Oh, it's me. 34 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,760 It's right here in this letter. Let me see it. 35 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:00,300 Yes, it's Kim Parker. 36 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,900 Uh, hand me that phone. 37 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,620 Not that I doubt you, baby. 38 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,820 Kim Parker, and I will call in to double -check the results of my IQ test. 39 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Uh -huh. 40 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:25,060 No, seriously, check again. 41 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:27,980 Uh -huh. 42 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,780 You're positive? 43 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,900 Just once more, please. 44 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,200 Okay. 45 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,700 It's true. 46 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,860 Kim had the highest IQ. 47 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,300 See, I knew it was a hoax. 48 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 What did you say? 49 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:49,780 It's true. It's really true. 50 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,860 Kim, you scored higher than anyone else. 51 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,300 Baby, do you know what this means? I can rip up my bus pass. 52 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:59,980 That and you're a genius. 53 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,360 A genius? 54 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,080 I always knew I was different. 55 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:05,000 I've been saying that all your life. 56 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,940 Kim hasn't been properly challenged. 57 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,380 All these years, she's been bored in school. 58 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,880 That's what I've been trying to tell you. No one has challenged my mind. 59 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:17,880 Tickle Me Elmo. 60 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,519 You know, it's so clear now. 61 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,060 The L .A. school system failed you, baby. 62 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,940 Instead of pushing you forward, they were holding you back. Back. 63 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,080 What I need to do is get my man J .C. on the phone. 64 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:38,500 Uh, Nikki, who's J .C.? Johnny Cochran. 65 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,320 Damn, man, the school system failed you, too. 66 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,370 Apple red IQ. 67 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,130 It matches my fingernail. 68 00:04:58,450 --> 00:05:00,190 What? You won the car? I don't know. 69 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:04,270 How did you pull that off? With a score above 150, I'm brilliant. 70 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:10,710 I always knew there was something deep, deep down in those unexplored readers of 71 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,710 your mind. 72 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:14,350 So how did you non -genius of do? 73 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,610 They told me don't be no fool, stay in school. 74 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:20,190 How did you do, Stevie? 75 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,400 Everybody knows the IQ test is racist and culturally biased. 76 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,560 How bad was it? Let's just say I have no IQ. 77 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:31,980 Hey, y 'all. 78 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,240 I'm sure Kim told you guys the good news. 79 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:36,240 My baby's a genius. 80 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,960 Love me. 81 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,360 Stop hating. 82 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,280 Kim, can I have a word with you? 83 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:48,320 I heard about your test score, and I was wondering how is it that you are able 84 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,980 to score higher than me? 85 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,180 Excuse me, Professor, but it's higher than I. 86 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,880 Uh, you took the test? 87 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,400 Doesn't hurt to have a second car. 88 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,100 What can I say except I'm a genius and you're not? 89 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,820 Yeah, but you've never gotten higher than a D on any of my exams. 90 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,180 I guess you don't stimulate my intellect. 91 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,500 I've got your stimulation. 92 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,420 Oh, Professor, can I have it? 93 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,900 Get away, you schizo. 94 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:24,870 Well, we'll see how smart Kim really is after she takes one of the most 95 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:27,730 difficult midterms I ever devised. 96 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:29,190 Hello, your role professor. 97 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,230 Remember, I'm a new genius. 98 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:38,610 Get in. 99 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,130 Hello? 100 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:44,530 I'm sorry. 101 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:46,390 I can't party with you tonight. 102 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:47,610 I have to study. 103 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:48,870 See, I'm a genius. 104 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,610 And geniuses only kick it with other geniuses. 105 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:52,830 So long, doofus. 106 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:56,070 Who was that? 107 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:57,230 Tea. 108 00:06:58,450 --> 00:06:59,810 Yes, it was. Yes, it was. 109 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,390 Hey, baby. Hi. 110 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,390 Love the new look? 111 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:07,890 Yeah, I'm rocking genius. 112 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:12,610 Kim, I have to go to the bookstore. I forgot to get you Einstein's dreams. 113 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,090 Who cares about his dreams? 114 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,350 He's dead. 115 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:21,250 All right, are you ready to do this? Because I am ready to do this. I need to 116 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:24,290 this. That low IQ score has got to be wrong. I have to ace the professor's 117 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:25,710 Stevie, breathe. 118 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:27,610 Exhale. 119 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:29,570 Humidify your mind. 120 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,650 Okay, let's begin. 121 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:39,090 Stevie, we've studied that already. 122 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,530 How many more times do you want to keep going over this stuff? 123 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:42,750 Until I'm smart. 124 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:46,870 We don't have that kind of time. The test is tomorrow. 125 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,730 Look, why don't I take it for you? I can't do that. You just don't get it. 126 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,550 No, I do get it. I'm the one with the 150 IQ. 127 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:55,530 You're right. 128 00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:57,350 I'm wrong, as usual. 129 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,150 Look, I'm going to bed. 130 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:02,250 My brain cells need their rest. I thought they were going to be bubbly in 131 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,690 morning. Night, Stevie. 132 00:08:04,390 --> 00:08:05,390 Night. 133 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,500 Stevie, have you been up all night? 134 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:22,340 Oh, is it morning already? 135 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:26,780 I haven't finished studying. I need at least 18 more hours. 136 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,280 Stevie, Stevie. 137 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:34,559 I hate to say it, but if you don't know it by now... I do know it. I must know 138 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:35,559 it. 139 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,820 Okay, calm down. 140 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,200 Now let us make haste. 141 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:47,540 Jesse, I actually have a meeting with my man, Jay Pete. 142 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:50,200 I hope it's the suit of a professor for that hard -ass test. 143 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:51,580 Hey, 144 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:53,239 you two. 145 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,460 How'd you do on your midterm? 146 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,480 Let's just say I may never leave this place. 147 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,940 Well, 148 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:03,360 I know my baby aced it. That's right. I'm the genius formerly known as Kim. 149 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:05,960 Stevie Van Lowe. 150 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,360 How could you have failed my midterm? 151 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:09,780 She's dumb. 152 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:14,790 Yeah, because only a... dummy would fall asleep on a midterm. 153 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,230 Yeah, well, I guess that explains the drool on your paper. 154 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,290 I was exhausted. I pulled an all -nighter. 155 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,250 See, the excuses are like hemorrhoids. 156 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:25,710 Nobody wants one. 157 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:31,690 Well, I finally got my baby to apply herself, and it paid off. 158 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:36,510 So, Professor, you didn't think I could pass your midterm, and I aced it. 159 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:39,150 Yeah. Yes, Kim, you did. 160 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:42,350 So I guess this proves that you are. 161 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:48,640 That you are... What rhymes with heart? 162 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,360 Smart, there I say. 163 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,920 You're damn right she's smart. 164 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,180 But Kim needs to be around people who she can relate to. 165 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,400 I do? 166 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:02,560 Yeah. It's not easy being a part of the upper 2 % of the population. 167 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,760 That's why I recommended you for Mensa. Men who? 168 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,780 It's a club for really smart people. 169 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,700 And you were accepted, baby. 170 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,340 Who'd you ladies get in free before 10? 171 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:16,480 I didn't ask. 172 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:19,760 But there's going to be a mental induction ceremony for you at the 173 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,460 union. Oh, mama, it's all coming together. 174 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:25,780 That's right. I have UPN, BET. 175 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,140 You're the genius, so it must be brilliant. 176 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,900 You know, you should win a Nobel Prize. 177 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,680 Or at least a Golden Globe. 178 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:06,740 Are you okay, Stevie? 179 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,680 How can I be okay? 180 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:10,180 I'm a dummy. 181 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,680 I have the IQ of a chimpanzee. I couldn't even pass my eye exam. 182 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:16,140 Don't worry, Stevie. 183 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,980 You can always be a professional shampooer. 184 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,460 You think? 185 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,060 If you study real hard. 186 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,240 Aw, thanks, Kim. 187 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000 You're so amazing. 188 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,440 And don't forget smart. 189 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,140 I remember what that looked like. 190 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:33,780 Ah, ah, ah, one who looks back bumps into a wall. 191 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,080 Hey, y 'all. Hey. 192 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,440 Hey, baby. 193 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,060 You have your big speech ready? 194 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,320 Oh, I can't wait. 195 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,620 Oh, I helped. I put little smiley faces all over her paper. 196 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,760 Well, gotta go pick up tea. 197 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,580 How you dealing with this whole IQ thing? 198 00:11:56,820 --> 00:12:01,080 Oh, I've accepted it. I've been partying, bought a whole new wardrobe, 199 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,080 all my classes. 200 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,140 Being dumb is fun. 201 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,920 Don't worry, Mama. She'll make a fine shampooer. 202 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,140 Well, gotta go. 203 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,380 Adieu. 204 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,520 Adieu? She do what? 205 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:15,920 Oh, don't strain your brain. 206 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,480 That's genius talk. 207 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:25,840 Hi, I'm looking for Kim Parker. 208 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:28,460 Why? I've certified mail for her. 209 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,780 Oh, sure. Oh, just take it. 210 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,140 Oh, it's not a bill. 211 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:43,020 It's also not another cleverly disguised restraining order from the professor. 212 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,470 We regret to inform you that your test results were accidentally switched with 213 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:05,730 the Miss Stevie Van Lowe's. 214 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:11,170 They were, however, still remarkable in that they were way below the population 215 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,170 average. 216 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:17,950 Our sincerest apologies to Acme IQ Testing Company. 217 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,950 Yes, I told you that girl was dumb. 218 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:23,850 My daughter is not dumb. 219 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:27,050 Well, we'll see what those Mensa folks have to say. 220 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,010 Oh, no. 221 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,270 This is all my fault. 222 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,350 I can't let her make a fool of herself. 223 00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:34,910 Maybe I can catch her on her cell. 224 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:43,770 Hello? 225 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,950 Hello? 226 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:51,989 Come on. 227 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:53,050 We gotta stop her. 228 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,850 Why you hang up on me? 229 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,570 Take it easy on the horn. We're not going anywhere. 230 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:10,849 Move it! 231 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,710 I don't know why they call it rush hour when nobody flush it. 232 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,590 What are you doing? 233 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,630 I'm trying to get the honey in the Honda's attention. 234 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,090 Will you stop it? You freak. 235 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,710 Well, I'm bored. 236 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,110 Besides, there's nothing else we can do. 237 00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,590 Yes, there is. 238 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,230 I have to save my baby. 239 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,300 does it feel to be a genius? 240 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,740 A little tingly. 241 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,300 Tingly? Your brain? 242 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,740 No, my hair. Stevie forgot to wash all the shampoo out. 243 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,960 Damn, I even suck at shampooing. 244 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,680 Please come forward. 245 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,840 Wait! Wait! 246 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,540 I don't... I love you, too. 247 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:27,820 I gotta go. 248 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:32,840 Thank you. 249 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,100 Thank you. 250 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:39,220 I would like to thank the Men's Society for recognizing and welcoming a true 251 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,360 genius. Me. 252 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,780 And as a new member, I'd like to offer Kim's theory of relativity. 253 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,340 Have you ever wondered why Jennifer Lopez now goes by J -Lo? 254 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,080 Or why Oprah Winfrey is just so? 255 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,140 Put on me this. 256 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:59,400 If Kentucky Fried Chicken is simply KFC, why isn't Jack in the Box J &B? 257 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,700 Man, she's deep. 258 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,960 My point is, you can be who you are in the simplest way. 259 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,240 Kinetic inertia. 260 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:17,310 being squared. That doesn't make any sense. 261 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:20,270 This means keep it simple, stupid. 262 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:24,370 We can be who we are as we are. 263 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,850 A test score should not determine your worth. 264 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,670 It's about believing in yourself. 265 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:33,810 And once you do that, you can achieve anything, even if your score is lower 266 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:34,810 Bubba's achievement. 267 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:46,740 for this opportunity. 268 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,280 I look forward to participating in your events. 269 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,680 You do party, don't you? 270 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,780 Kim, I am so proud of you, baby. 271 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:06,380 Yeah, me too. 272 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,619 Thanks for making me not feel like an idiot. 273 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,380 Hey, that's what friends are for. 274 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,280 Hey, man, at first you had a brother tripping, but... 275 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,380 I see now you're just on another level. I gotta say, Kim, you're full of 276 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,380 surprises. 277 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,300 I see you in a whole new light. 278 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,400 Am I in that light, too? 279 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:23,780 No. 280 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:29,360 Uh, Kim, baby, I need to tell you something. I know. I was great. 281 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 You were. 282 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:36,740 But, uh, unfortunately, baby, the people from the IQ test, they sent a letter 283 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:40,760 saying they accidentally switched your score with Stevie's. 284 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,060 They did what? 285 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,840 They switched your scores. 286 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,200 You didn't get the letter they sent today? 287 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,600 No, the last letter I opened said I was dumb. 288 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:54,020 So this whole thing was a big mistake? 289 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,800 So, I'm not an idiot. I'm still really smart. 290 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,500 And I'm not a genius. 291 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,980 I'm still really challenged. 292 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,240 Oh, it's okay. 293 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,200 Can you help me? 294 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,320 I get it. 295 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,820 Hi, are you Kim Parker? 296 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,260 Yeah, why? 297 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:29,380 Well, I'm from the Acme IQ testing company. You know, the people who gave 298 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:33,400 the car before we realized we made a terrible, terrible mistake. 299 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,240 Uh -uh, no back at this. 300 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,820 Kim, who was at the door? 301 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,160 Uh, wrong address. 302 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,900 please? Are you a bill collector? 303 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,460 No, I'm here to pick up the car. 304 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,800 Mama, no. 305 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:03,820 I'm sure you're aware of the horrible, horrible mix -up and we need the car 306 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,260 back. I lost it. 307 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,640 Really? Well, I found it downstairs parked in front of your building. 308 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280 You're mean. 309 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,300 Kim, give the man the keys. 310 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,720 I hope you washed it. 311 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:30,940 You okay, 312 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,160 Puddin'? Yeah. 313 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,720 Actually, I'm glad I'm not a genius. 314 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,240 It was way too hard being smart. 315 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,820 All the formulas and theories. 316 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:47,220 I never had time to think about the important things in life, like clothes, 317 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:48,620 shoes, fine guys. 318 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:53,480 Then that's my Puddin'. I just hope you don't love me any less. 319 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,760 I know how happy you were when you found out I was a genius. 320 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:04,560 Baby, it doesn't matter if you're smart, challenged, blonde, or brunette, as 321 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,760 long as you apply yourself. 322 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,900 I agree, Mama. 323 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,880 So, I'm going to go apply some makeup. 324 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,960 I got some partying to catch up on. 325 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:16,680 I love you, Mama. 326 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:22,380 I love you, too, Puddin'. That's my girl. 327 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:37,970 Hello, J .C. 328 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,490 Hey, Nikki Parker. 329 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:43,450 Yeah, uh, about that lawsuit with the school district. 330 00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:46,830 Mm -hmm. You may want to disassemble the dream team. 331 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,670 Yeah. See, a funny thing happened. 332 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:52,770 Uh -huh. 333 00:20:57,810 --> 00:20:59,150 And square the top. 334 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,410 And square times the square. 335 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:14,190 times the square root of the smaller face times twinkle, twinkle little star 336 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,630 times equals. 337 00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,190 Let me do this. 23101