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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,880 Coast is clear. 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,220 Now, remember what I told you. 3 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,700 She's thick, but nimble. 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,940 Not to worry, Professor. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:22,580 You see, I protected Arnold, Sly, J -Lo, even the President from dangerous 6 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:27,240 cycles. And it sounds to me like this Miss Parker is just another one of your 7 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,440 garden variety kooks. 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,420 Don't underestimate her. 9 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,120 Believe me. 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,600 She won't be a problem. 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,740 Yeah, I like the sound of that. 12 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:39,140 All right, sir. 13 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,940 We've got to put these flyers up as quick as possible. 14 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:45,020 Hi, sir. 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,600 Lamar, it's her. 16 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:47,679 Sorry, miss. 17 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,940 This is a restricted area. Oh, no, you don't understand. Oh, yes, I do. Just 18 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:51,679 come quietly. 19 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,820 Wait a minute. That's my fiancée. Ma 'am, don't make this any harder on 20 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:55,799 yourself. 21 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,180 God, put my foot down. 22 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,720 Please. 23 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,210 Yes. Yeah. 24 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:05,209 Lamar cost me a week's salary, but he's worth every penny. 25 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:11,670 Ma 'am, don't make this any harder. He's doing a number 26 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:15,590 on her. 27 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:18,230 You think I should stop him? 28 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,090 Yeah, 29 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:21,410 you're right. 30 00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:24,450 After all, it was a whole week's pay. 31 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,380 We'll be opening for Lil' Zane. 32 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,478 Where have you been? 33 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,060 I had to pick up my boyfriend at the airport. 34 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,480 He comes now. 35 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 What's up? 36 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,140 Zane, Tim and Steve, rest of Freestyle Unity. 37 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,039 All right. 38 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,860 Wow, I just love your phone calling me. Can I maybe get an autograph? 39 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,920 Steve, you stop acting like a groupie. Want to sign my thigh? 40 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,220 You see, that's why I didn't tell y 'all I knew Zane. I knew y 'all act like a 41 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:52,220 bunch of ghetto hoochies. 42 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,980 Listen, it was really nice of you to help out Kai Kai Kai. My dog. until you 43 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,040 call me and say you need a favor. You know I can't say no. 44 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,660 That's right. This is my homie. We've been picking up honeys together since 45 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:03,660 sandbox, right? 46 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,000 Hey, you must be Lil' Zane. 47 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,400 I'm Professor Stanley Ogilvie. What's up? 48 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:11,860 Yeah, oh, man, I just wanted to say thank you for supporting Kai Kai Kai. 49 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:17,160 Because of you, we've raised over $10 ,000 for the kids in our Big Brother Big 50 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,059 Sister program. 51 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:18,899 Word? Yeah. 52 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:22,120 Well, you know I'm all about the shorties, man. I'm short. But I'm 53 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:29,450 I just wanted to say thanks. 54 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,010 Yoo -hoo! 55 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,290 Boo -hoo! 56 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:35,270 Gotta run. 57 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:37,730 Holler at you on the flip side, doggies. 58 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:40,910 No doubt. 59 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:44,650 You know, what's up with the old dude? Oh, he's not old. He's just corny. 60 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:49,770 My mama is a big fan of yours, and here she comes now. Hello, Robert! 61 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,719 Hasn't Dr. 62 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,400 Dre? I don't mean do, little baby. 63 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:03,280 Hey, wait a minute. We got a rehearsal for open mic night. 64 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,520 Hey, look, I won't be long. 65 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:06,320 Hit me in my two -way if you need me, all right? 66 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:07,478 Yo, we out. 67 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,480 Yeah. 68 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,040 You know what? 69 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,080 Huh? If I married little Zane, I would be little Kim. 70 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:18,940 Yeah. 71 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,280 Where is T? We have been here over an hour. 72 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,380 I say we just rehearse without him. Uh -uh. He's got the lyrics, the music, the 73 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:32,600 keyboard, and the boombox. 74 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,000 Okay, we'll wait. Yeah. 75 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,260 Oh, 76 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,600 I love a sale. Oh, me too. But what are you going to do with all these girls? 77 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,440 Happy birthday. 78 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,160 What y 'all doing? 79 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:51,560 Rehearsing. Without tea? Yeah, you noticed that too, huh? 80 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:05,140 come with a dimmer? 81 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,740 Well, you ain't knowin'. This is what Jay -Z rocks. 82 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,220 All at once? 83 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,440 Hey, the record label's payin' for it. Uh, what record label? 84 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,660 Zayn's. And check this out. Bam! Oh! 85 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:21,040 Ah, this baby is definitely out the chopper. Boy, somebody gonna chop you up 86 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,040 you wear that thing on the street. 87 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,100 Mm -hmm. It might be me. Where you live again? 88 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,020 T, do you realize how late you are? 89 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,220 Not what. It's, uh... What time is it? 90 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,760 That's a damn... I'm Shay. 91 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,400 Come on, girl. Help me get the rest of these girdles out the car. 92 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,300 I know the record label did not pay for that watch. 93 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:45,680 No, uh, Zane loaned it to me. He said everybody in this crew wears one. 94 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:49,320 But you're not a part of his crew. I am now. He asked me to join the crew. 95 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,920 And, of course, you told him you can't join his group because you're in ours, 96 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:56,900 right? Well, uh, one of his boys got sick, so he asked me to fill in. I mean, 97 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:57,799 couldn't leave him hanging. 98 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,960 Oh, so you felt you could leave us hanging? Right. Come on, now. You know I 99 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,960 wouldn't do that to my girls. 100 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,419 Okay, good. 101 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:04,420 I can do both. 102 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:07,560 T, we gotta win open mic night. 103 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:14,480 Yeah, we wanna open for Lil Zayn. Look, I... Hey, look, I gotta go. 104 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,780 Lil Zayn wants me to meet him in the studio in 20 minutes. 105 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,840 T, we haven't even rehearsed. 106 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,920 Come on, don't worry. I got this. 107 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:27,120 Come on, we might as well do it anyway. You can do T's part. 108 00:06:28,850 --> 00:06:31,170 But if I do T's part, who's going to do my part? 109 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:32,650 You will. 110 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,530 You just said I was going to do T's part. 111 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:36,590 Okay, forget it. I'll do T's part. 112 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,470 Then who's going to do your part? 113 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:42,470 Okay, you know what? I'll just see you tomorrow. 114 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:54,330 Once again, let's hear it for the musical stylings of Nona. 115 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:02,990 I hope he's all right. Me too, so I can kill him. What are we going to do? 116 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:05,350 Okay. 117 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:07,690 Coming to the stage without further delay. 118 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,950 You know them. You love them. 119 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:13,790 SMC's own Freestyle Unity. 120 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:19,550 That's my baby girl. 121 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:22,050 Now what? 122 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,050 I guess we'll just sing around his part. 123 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:25,970 Who's going to sing around our part? 124 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:28,880 Don't forget it. Just follow my lead, okay? 125 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,480 and I'll be playing. 126 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:09,420 Yeah, you're right. 127 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,280 I'll get the hook. No, wait. 128 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:16,380 Hey, DJ. 129 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:17,660 Uh, slow down. 130 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:44,530 my boo tall lean chocolate 131 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:49,130 dream a part of me runs through your bloodstream 132 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:56,110 so sit back relax and enjoy being my prey cause soon 133 00:08:56,110 --> 00:09:00,110 you will be mine and that's all I got to say 134 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:28,980 Jill Scott better watch out. 135 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,300 So you're not angry? Angry? No way. You blew it off. 136 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,460 I did, didn't I? 137 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:36,540 Hi, boo. 138 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:38,140 You want to be my groupie? 139 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,040 All right, I'm here. Let's do it. 140 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:45,600 Do it. It's done. 141 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,140 What do you mean it's done? How could you do it without me? 142 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,880 Well, it's easy when you haven't been around. 143 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:53,580 What are you talking about? You don't come to rehearsals and you don't return 144 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,960 calls? You know I've been busy. So have we. 145 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,740 You've been replaced. My who? 146 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 My mama. 147 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,160 My mama? What label she on? 148 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,700 Immaculate precision. 149 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,560 I rhyme with Stevie's vision of intuition. 150 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,060 Two acts straight. No intermission. It's plausible that I have your parents 151 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:18,160 applauding too. Calling you a no -talent and lazy son of a... Oh, why can't you 152 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,340 be more like the wordsmith? I word it perfectly. 153 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:24,460 Don't cry. You hurting me. I gotta get it. Every day stay committed. Hitting 154 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:26,280 harder than Riddick every time that I spit it. 155 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,100 Oops, you done did it. We taking it back from all of y 'all that benefited from 156 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:34,360 what we invented. See the hip -hop we drop might not go pop, but set up shop 157 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,640 the top of the block with pops. 158 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960 What's up? 159 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,300 What's up, 160 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:48,280 man? How you like it? Hey, man, it's off the hizzle for shizzle. Word? No doubt. 161 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,080 I'm saying, I see you getting your little flow on there. Your rhyme's kind 162 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,440 tight, too. Hey, man, what can I say? That's how I get down. 163 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,060 I'm saying, what's up with freestyle unity? 164 00:10:55,939 --> 00:11:00,000 Nothing. And you always told me, in order to move up, gotta move on. 165 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,500 So I did. 166 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,700 That's what's up. Glad to have you down with us, brother. 167 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,400 Hey, Nikki, are you going to see me? Yeah, T. 168 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,080 Thanks for coming by. Come on in. 169 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:21,640 Look, Kim told me what happened last night. 170 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,680 I just want to make sure there are no hard feelings between us. 171 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:26,530 It's all good, Nikki. 172 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:31,030 It would have been cool if they'd have given the brothers some type of warning 173 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:31,889 or something. 174 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,950 Well, it seems to me they did. 175 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,570 Right, right. 176 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:36,810 But it's cool. 177 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,370 Everything worked out for the better. 178 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,170 Are you sure? 179 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,230 I mean, this is your band. 180 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,590 You're the heart of Freestyle Unity, T. 181 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,030 It was my band. 182 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,430 They don't want me anymore. 183 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:50,730 They got you. 184 00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,230 Hold up. 185 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,650 I was just trying to help out. I'm no rapper. 186 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,660 Besides, I couldn't go on the road and leave the professor all alone. 187 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:00,960 It doesn't matter. 188 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,920 Even if I wanted to go back, they don't need me anymore. 189 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,220 Hey. Nikki. 190 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,820 It's over, all right? 191 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,880 All right. I want to thank you folks again for coming out to Kai Kai Kai's 192 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,640 annual Spring Jam. 193 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:30,050 This group coming to the stage was the bomb diggity at open mic night. 194 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:33,070 I mean, they were off to heezy for wheezy. 195 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,150 And I'm not talking about Miss Jefferson. 196 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:42,250 I'll show some love for freestyle unity. 197 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,089 Where's your mom? 198 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,310 Oh, she's on her way. She said she wanted to make an entrance. 199 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,460 Well, see, I thought I needed a little bit more flavor. 200 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Flavor. 201 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,540 Hey, professor, here come your queen bee with the L -9 -9. 202 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:35,660 Good thing, woman. 203 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,620 What happened to you up there? 204 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,300 Don't you remember? 205 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,220 I told you I was going to try to get them back together. 206 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,400 And I told you I don't care. 207 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,340 Man, you're whack. 208 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,260 We know, T. We were there. 209 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,860 No, you kicked me out. No, you kicked us to the curb for Lil' Zane. Guys, you're 210 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,600 making my head hurt. Hey, come back. 211 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,220 You serious? 212 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,180 Yeah, we're serious. 213 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:06,340 But what about Lil' Zane? Hey, I don't need him. He made you a hype man, didn't 214 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,340 he? 215 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,660 What about Nikki? 216 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,020 Oh, please. 217 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,340 Look at her. She's ridiculous. 218 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600 Cool, I'm in. 219 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:19,780 Hey, y 'all. 220 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,080 Professor said we can do our second performance if I stop violating. 221 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,640 And this time, I'm going to really get crunk with it. 222 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,040 Crunk. 223 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,260 Okay, great. 224 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,960 Let's do that new song, T -Rex. 225 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,400 No, no, no. 226 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,950 I don't think business should get in the way of a friendship. 227 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,250 Hey, man, it's cool. You're straight. 228 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:05,510 All right. 229 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,150 I hope he told you he's back with us and you can't have him. 230 00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:12,369 But I'm available. 231 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:16,609 Look, when are you going to perform? 232 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,869 Because I want to know what all the hype is about. 233 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:21,349 Sit back and relax, old school. 16762