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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:03,860 Check you out. 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:06,180 Good luck on your interview, Mama. 3 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:08,840 Oh, thanks, baby. Now, I got to get this internship. 4 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:12,480 Now, Professor Adams said if I do it, I'll get an A, and that'll put me on the 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,480 top of the dean's list. 6 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:14,860 How do I look? 7 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:16,780 Nervous. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Oh, but really cute. 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,020 Just relax, Nikki. 10 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,760 All you got to do is let them know that they can't intimidate you. You're in 11 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,160 control. Just look them dead in the eye like this. 12 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,240 Boy, I want to get employed, not committed. 13 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,100 Are you transferring? 14 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,640 No. What would you do without me? 15 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:47,000 Celebrate. You're so crazy. Now, I'm on my way to interview for my business 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,340 internship with Alto Waste Management. 17 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,300 Bruno Alto's company? 18 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,940 Yeah. You know him? Well, we're in the same softball league. 19 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,380 Oh, well, maybe you can put in a good word for me. 20 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,680 I can't. 21 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:01,220 Conflict of interest. 22 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:05,000 You see, we're in the middle of negotiating a sanitation contract with 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 SMC. 24 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,520 Oh, okay. 25 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,500 Wait a minute. What does that have to do with my internship? 26 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,800 Nothing. 27 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,080 Wait, Professor? 28 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:20,760 All right, well, for what it's worth, Bruno Alto is a pretty tough cookie. I 29 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,120 mean, I heard he got into a shouting match with the last two students he 30 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,680 interviewed. Don't worry. 31 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,760 Now, I'm not going to blow it. I need this internship. 32 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,860 I'm going to remain cool, calm, and collected. 33 00:01:35,370 --> 00:01:36,370 about it. 34 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:37,650 Not bad. 35 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:39,890 But you gotta use your hands. 36 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:42,890 Forget about it. 37 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:45,770 Forget about it. 38 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:47,610 You're high. 39 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:42,130 People from True Life are looking for someone to do their next show. 40 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:43,450 True Life? 41 00:02:43,550 --> 00:02:46,670 Oh, I love True Life. It's a nice change from those reality shows. 42 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:53,750 I can't believe they turned me and Stevie down. You said we were too 43 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,290 I could have told y 'all that. 44 00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:00,990 They want people with interesting stories. You can't go over there and be 45 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:03,010 yourself. You gotta give them a little extra. 46 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:06,790 Okay, so, uh, I suppose you can do better. Oh, I know I can. 47 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:12,020 Just like that girl, the stripper cheerleader with a 4 .0 grade average. 48 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,020 on a talk show, you know. 49 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,120 And MTV is going to make me a star. 50 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,760 Hi. 51 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:24,980 I'm Kimberly Ann Parker, and I should be on True Life because I'm cute, turkey, 52 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:25,899 and petite. 53 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,500 So is a hamster. Next. 54 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,940 Jill, you have a seat. All right, all right. 55 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,880 She's sitting down. 56 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:58,580 You don't think they could possibly be interested in her? 57 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,000 She's just as boring as we are. 58 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,240 Right? Right, right. 59 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,180 Okay, yeah, see, they're kicking her to the curb. Yeah, good. 60 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,160 Okay, now remember, be gentle. 61 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:11,660 Welcome to the Losers Club. 62 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,500 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't join you because I'm going to be on True Life. 63 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:19,600 What? How'd you pull that off? I told you you can't. be yourself, I just went 64 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,140 over there and became a whole bunch of people. 65 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,380 Of course, multiple personalities. 66 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:28,920 No, just a whole bunch of people. 67 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,020 Hey, Nick, you send a bit off about the garbage contract to that idiot in the 68 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:39,939 mayor's office? 69 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:40,940 Sure did. 70 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,380 Good, good. 71 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:45,300 Hey, want to go to Carmine's for lunch? 72 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,080 Their steaks are, uh, how you say, the bomb. 73 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,760 Well, check you out, homie. Next thing, you'll be doing the seawall. 74 00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:58,980 Yeah, right. 75 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,560 Oh, I'm sorry, Bruno. 76 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,500 I forgot about your leg. 77 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:05,740 It's nothing. 78 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,320 How'd you hurt it anyway? 79 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:10,300 Let's just say I, uh, hurt it on the job. 80 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,180 Call Carmise. Tell him to hold the table for two. 81 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,680 Oh, I forgot. 82 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,220 My friend in Dallas is coming by today to take me out to lunch. 83 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:18,339 Is she cute? 84 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,720 She's single. Bring her along. 85 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,300 Alto Waste Management. 86 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,599 It's Benny. 87 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,640 I'll take you to my office. 88 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,960 Hang on, Benny. 89 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,800 Oh, so this is Alto Waste Management. 90 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,540 I never been to a real mob hangout. 91 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:50,700 Don't start with that working with the mob talk again, Andal. 92 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,680 All I'm saying is Bruno's Italian. 93 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,760 He's in waste management just like Tony Soprano. 94 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,240 Soprano, Alto, anything ring a bell? 95 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,180 Yeah, the loose screws in your head. 96 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:14,020 Hey, Nikki, how you doing? Hey, big kitty, how you doing? 97 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,880 Same old, same old. Go on there. 98 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:16,999 Yeah, go on there. 99 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,400 Thanks, Nikki. By the way, I brought you some of the biscottis you like. 100 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,300 And I suppose they fell off a truck. 101 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,960 Could be they did, could be they didn't. 102 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:30,220 What's it to you? 103 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,360 Did I say something? 104 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:45,649 Explain him. 105 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:48,990 What? My Uncle Jay wears dress shoes with his warm -up suits, too. 106 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:55,030 Hey, Nick, something suddenly came up. I can't make lunch today. 107 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:57,190 Oh, well, no problem. I'll just take a rain check. 108 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:59,750 Good. Hey, why don't you take the rest of the day off? 109 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,329 You sure? 110 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,430 Yeah. Do me a favor. 111 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,430 Draw the blinds on your way out. Okay. 112 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:06,330 I don't care what Nicky says. 113 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:07,710 You are cute. 114 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:26,770 is about to go down. 115 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:29,310 I'm getting rid of my fingerprints. 116 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:32,190 Uh -uh, those coppers ain't throwing me in the slammer. I know what they do to 117 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,190 pretty girls in prison. 118 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:38,970 Please, you'd be safe in a men's prison. 119 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:03,810 my mouth shut, then I should be all right. 120 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,190 That might work. I saw a guy on The Sopranos do that, and he got away with 121 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:09,050 Good, see? Right. For two days. 122 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:14,870 Then they ran him through a meat grinder and sold him for $3 .95 a pound. 123 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,640 Try the veal. 124 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,460 We got veal? 125 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,760 No, but we got a big ham. 126 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:50,520 If you'll excuse me, I have autographs to sign. 127 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:54,839 Look at her. 128 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,920 This should have been us. 129 00:09:56,660 --> 00:10:00,620 You know something? Tell me. How does it feel to be best friends with a wacko? 130 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,640 Oh, please. You should try being the daughter of two wackos. See, my 131 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:08,680 Look, it works out fine. 132 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,580 We have this band, Freestyle Unity, and we don't need no background singers 133 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,840 because she sings all the ports. 134 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:20,080 Lala? Yes, it's Miss Leo, the Jamaican. 135 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,990 for Missionaire Redeeming Souls Church. 136 00:10:58,430 --> 00:10:59,890 Where the Reverend Dr. 137 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,270 Bishop Pastor L .L. Perkins Jr. 138 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:03,550 presides. 139 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:06,890 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have souls to save. 140 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:09,590 Girl, have you lost your mind? 141 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,690 Yes, and isn't it great? 142 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:13,530 Who are you? 143 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,030 I'm Cory from MTV. 144 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,950 MTV? Is that called for Mob TV? 145 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,270 Mob? We're here to shoot Kim. 146 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:45,220 this thing done. We need him to play ball with us. You take care of this, and 147 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,920 you don't take no for an answer. You got me? 148 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,000 I'm on it. What about the intern? 149 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,600 Hey, boss, you want me to take care of the intern? 150 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,940 No. 151 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,260 You busy tomorrow afternoon? 152 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:15,780 Who? Me? 153 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840 Oh, yeah, yeah. 154 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:21,900 I mean, I got so much to do. You know, I got to go do the laundry and go grocery 155 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,700 shopping and, um, a wedding. 156 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,359 Yeah, yeah. 157 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,700 My big, mean, surly brother's wedding. You know, the one who's a cop who just 158 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,980 took a job with the feds. 159 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:37,800 Well, uh, after that, I'll swing by and pick you up. 160 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,580 I'll take you for a little ride. 161 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,890 I got a little surprise for you. Thank you. 162 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,600 Excuse me, I have things to do. 163 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,400 We into this. Look, now we have to find evidence to put these mobsters behind 164 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,120 bars so me and the professor can go ahead with our wedding plans. 165 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,800 I've seen this before on The Sopranos. It'll probably be a long trial, and 166 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,980 have to assume new identities. 167 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:22,100 Oh, no problem. I got a bunch of them. I can be a dancer named Shantae. 168 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,380 Kim. Huh? 169 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,320 Why don't you go sit in the car, and if you see anyone coming, flash the 170 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,320 headlights so we'll know. 171 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,880 Just get in the damn car. 172 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,670 Yep, there it is. 173 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,150 See ya. No! 174 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,750 Go check it out. 175 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:17,870 No, you check it out. You check it out. Okay, let's both check it out. Okay, on 176 00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:18,870 three. 177 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:22,730 One, two, three. No! 178 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:24,890 Open it, you're already there. 179 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,150 Okay. 180 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,950 Get back to the headlights, somebody must be coming. 181 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120 must be going for help. 182 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,440 Guy! 183 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:43,940 Come on in. 184 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,960 Oh, the closet! 185 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,380 Have a seat. 186 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 Thanks. 187 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,380 How'd you enjoy dinner? 188 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,280 Boy, that car mine can sure cook a mean steak, eh? Yeah, it was delicious. 189 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,640 Um, Bruno, what's this all about? 190 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 We need your help. 191 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,560 We want you on our team. 192 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,500 So you thought I'd sell out for a couple of steaks? 193 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,220 That's what we were hoping. 194 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,400 So what do you think? 195 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,800 You can't be serious. 196 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,000 I'll show you how serious we are. 197 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,380 He's getting a gun. 198 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,599 Then you better put your hands over your ears. 199 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800 What? 200 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:28,040 Miss Parker, what's the matter with you? 201 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,040 Danny, don't stop that. 202 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,159 I'm on it, boss. 203 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,160 I'll go call 911. 204 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,260 Danny! Yeah, boss, I'll go help him. 205 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,200 Miss Parker, what do you think you're doing? 206 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:56,650 Is this the body you're referring to? Those are my legs. My prosthetic legs. 207 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,790 But they look so real. Get off me! 208 00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:04,990 Bruno, I'm sorry. 209 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,050 I think she cracked the rib. 210 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,270 Allow me to call the police, Bruno. 211 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,589 The police? 212 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,810 But I didn't do anything. Oh, let's start with breaking and entering. 213 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:17,210 Slander. 214 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,990 Assault with a deadly weapon. 215 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,800 Nikki, I was being fitted for a new leg. 216 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,220 These are samples. 217 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,940 But you were trying to get SMC's business by threatening a professor. 218 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:39,160 What? I was trying to get him on our softball team. 219 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,400 He's a hell of a pitcher, and we suck. 220 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,540 But you said you were going to take me for a ride. 221 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,260 Yeah, because I had to cancel a lunch. 222 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:52,520 I was going to take you out for a nice dinner and welcome you to the company. 223 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,920 So that wasn't a gun you was reaching for? 224 00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:58,350 Isn't that illegal? 225 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,190 We're reaching for this. 226 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,150 We thought this would impress him. 227 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,550 Well, I hope you're happy, Miss Parker. 228 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:13,590 We are going to have so much to laugh about tomorrow at the water cooler. 229 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,850 No, we won't. 230 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,490 Because you're fired. 231 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,350 But then I won't make the Dean's list. 232 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,290 Well, you should have thought of that before. 233 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,170 And where'd you get such a harebrained idea? 234 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,190 I'm gonna kill Andel. 235 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,730 Can I borrow your bat? 236 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,170 Andel! 237 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:40,950 Was that your car? 238 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,590 Hey. Hey. 239 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,590 How's it going, Ms. TV Star? Great. 240 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,390 Those people at True Life... for anything. 241 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,690 I have them wrapped around my finger. 242 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,070 And you really think you're going to get away with this? Oh, it's done. We 243 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,069 finished yesterday. 244 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,710 As they say, it's a wrap. 245 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:09,110 Oh. Why is, uh, Cory on his way over here? 246 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,150 Oh, he's probably trying to get some more footage. 247 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,270 Who's trying to... Hello, 248 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,630 my little babushka. Come give me booksy hug. 249 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,530 Kim. 250 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,520 These two men right here are from the Sleepy Shade Psychiatric Facility. 251 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,460 They're going to make sure that you get all the help that you need. 252 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,760 But, but... Don't even worry about it. MTV is going to pay for everything. 253 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,680 But I was just pretending. 254 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,620 Tell him, Stevie T. 255 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,300 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you speaking as Kim or as one of those other people? 256 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,620 Take her away. 257 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,679 No, no, no. 258 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,760 Stevie T. 259 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,060 Better sedated? Good idea. 260 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,600 Do you want to move? 261 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,340 Should we tell him? No. 18471