All language subtitles for The Parkers s03e05 A Knockout Times Two

So I spoke with the editor of Sisters on
the Move magazine, and she has agreed

to underwrite our upcoming charity
event. Now, all we have to do is come up

an event. Now, does anyone have any
ideas?

Anybody?

Ms. Parker?

I think the best way for us to have the
Big Sister, Big Brother program is for

us to have a carnival.

Oh, yeah.

Now, that's not a bad idea.

We can have a kissing booth where I kiss
you.

No. You kiss me?

No. We kiss each other? No.

You'll think about it.

Hey, Professor Overby. Hi, Cal. What do
you want? I'm right in the middle of the

meeting. Oh, I'm baking a cake and I'm
mixing a few things.

Uh, like what? Chip eggs. Okay.

Milk, sugar, flour, broccoli. Yeah,
what?

You don't need to use my oven?

Thank you, Professor. You are so nice
for me. See, Mama, I told you you would

let me bake my cake. Good. Make one for
Mama, too.

Okay.

Okay. Well, since no one's come up with
any realistic suggestions, I'll meet

with the editor and we'll come up with
something.

Oh, you want me to come with you? No,
Ms. Parker. No way I want you there. Did

make myself perfectly clear?

Perfectly.

Nobody's as pretty as my daddy.

I'm Nikki Parker, and I want you to meet
my man, Professor Stanley Ogilvie.

I'm not your man. Yes, you are.

Well, I've got to be going now, but it's
always nice to meet a couple of loves.

Thanks, baby.

And tell your daddy I said hi for me.
That's my right leg.

Miss Parker, you are an embarrassment to
me.

Then let's get married and make it
legal.

Professor Ogilvie. Oh, yes.

Miss Jones?

Yes. Hi, Miss Jones. I'm Nikki Parker.

Well, nice to meet you, Miss Parker.

Although I wasn't expecting you.

That makes two of us.

Come on in.

Thank you so much, Miss Jones, for
seeing me. Yes, Miss Jones. Thank you

seeing us.

Look, I've come up with a way to help
your organization.

Really? Yes, yes. How about a celebrity
boxing fundraiser featuring Layla Ali?

Layla! Oh, that's my girl. We go way
back.

We're featuring her on our cover, and
she's already expressed interest.

That sounds like a great idea.

Good, good. Then why don't we discuss
the details over dinner?

Yeah, because I'm hungry.

I saw this sizzling right downstairs.

Parker, you know what? I don't mean to
put you on the spot, but come here. Let

me see something.

You are gorgeous.

Hey, how would you like to be in our
magazine?

Do I have to post news? Oh, God, no.

Because I will.

Lisa, arrange a test shoot for Miss
Parker for tomorrow.

Are you serious?

Absolutely. Now, come on. Go see Lisa
for details.

Well, I don't have to diet or anything,
do I? No.

No.

Our magazine is for every woman.

Oh, I can't wait.

Okay, listen, I'm going to meet you all
at the Sizzler and order me the all -you

-can -eat buffet.

Steak, lobster, shrimp, baked potato,
broccoli.

Oh, so what is the deal with you and
Miss Parker?

You know, she gives me the impression
that you two are a couple.

Oh, she gives me the impression that
she's crazy.

No, there's no way that we're a couple.
Well, then in that case, I know a very

nice little Italian place. Oh.

Dinner's on me? My three favorite words.

After you.

You don't have to make this outfit for
me, Kim.

Don't be silly.

You're my mom.

Thanks, boo.

Here's your bill.

My bill?

Excuse me.

Are you Nicky Parker?

Are you a bill collector?

No, the photographer's waiting for you
in Studio B down the hall. Oh, thanks.

Hi,

I'm Aaron.

Hi, I'm Kim.

What do they call you for short?

Kimmy.

That makes sense.

I'm a photographer here at the magazine.

lot of money, right?

Oh, they do, but I'm just an assistant.

Oh, well, nice talking to you.

I'm working on a photo shoot, and I was
wondering if a beautiful young lady like

yourself would be in it.

Well, I guess I could be persuaded.

By who?

By you, silly.

Right, right.

Oh, well, maybe I could persuade you
over dinner.

Oh, well, there's a Sizzler's
downstairs. I have a two -for -one

You got one for me, too?

I like you.

Well, what's a good time tomorrow to
finalize our plans? Well, tomorrow I'm

meetings all day.

Oh. Hey, but why don't we get together
tomorrow evening at the office?

Say seven?

Great. Seven it is. Great.

Thanks again.

All right.

Oh, Miss Parker.

Hey, Rachel. Hi.

What you doing here?

I was just talking to the professor
about the boxing fundraiser. Oh, I

know about that.

You weren't supposed to.

Bye.

What do you want? What was she doing
here? Who?

Rachel, the slut who's trying to push up
on you.

Look, Miss Parker, Rachel was here
discussing business.

She's trying to make you her business.

Miss Parker, in the corporate world,
there are certain relationships you have

maintain in order to get what you want.

It's called schmoozing.

Why don't you schmooze me?

You don't have anything I want.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, Kim.

What's up with all the flowers? Somebody
die?

Oh, I hope not.

No, it's me.

They're from Andy.

After just a few days he's doing the
type of stuff every guy should do.

Flowers, candy, diamonds. Is that too
much to ask?

Hell yeah.

I just want to thank you guys for coming
with me on my photo shoot.

Man, I just can't wait to see all the
models.

It's just going to be me.

See ya.

We can't wait, Kim. It's going to be
great.

Oh, there's my sugar booger now.

ready. Well, Ann, we're ready to roll.

You got any models in the car?

Who needs diamonds?

I've got a rhinestone.

Yeah.

Now let's bounce.

Okay.

Hello?

I'll be right with you, Stanley. Just
make yourself comfortable.

Okay, you take your time.

You look great. You have a date?

Hopefully.

Can I offer you a drink?

Unfortunately, all I have is Dom
Perignon.

Careful.

One glass of champagne and I'm a
different man.

So you're a freak, huh?

Rachel, are you trying to flirt with me?

Trying? Okay, so what do I have to do,
undress? Yo, whoa, whoa.

Rachel, look, I think you're a very nice
lady, but I thought we were here for

business. Well, you know, Stanley, that
business and pleasure often go hand in

hand.

So what are you saying?

That it would be a shame for poor Joey
and the rest of those little children to

have to lose out because you won't put
out.

Okay. Thank you for your time.

But I'll just get the money for the kids
some other way.

Wait a second, Stanley. Wait a second.

Hey, this is not necessary.

Hey, we can still work together.

I'll respect your wishes.

No hard feelings?

None whatsoever.

Have a seat.

You know?

I never thought I'd be saying this, but
thank God you're still stalking me.

What are you doing all over my man?

Okay, now, wait a minute. I'm not sure.
Ah, shut up. You know what, Nikki?

Stanley and I are busy, so I'm going to
have to ask you to leave.

Oh, I'm going to leave, all right, but
not before I whip your ass.

Girl, don't nobody come up into my space
and get up in my face and talk to me

like that. Ah!

Ladies, ladies, please.

There's no reason to fight over me.

Although it's completely understandable.

You know what? Stanley is right.

This isn't the time or the place.

Then name the time and the place.

Well, then how about three rounds in the
ring before the Ali charity fight? Oh,

please. You better guard your grill.
Knuckle up, sister.

It's on.

All right.

I've never had a guy take me on a picnic
before.

Me either.

I wanted to show you something.

I mean, you were so busy getting your
grub on, I didn't get a chance to.

What's this?

A promise ring.

I promise to be yours forever.

Oh.

It's too big.

That's because...

It's for me.

Whenever I look at it, I think about my
promise.

But what about me?

You can look at it, too.

Oh, you're so romantic.

Hey, baby.

Hey, Aaron.

Mama, how's that training going?

Great. I rented all the Rocky movies.

You sure you want to get in the ring
with Rachel?

Please, I ain't scared of her.

You ought to be. She's been working out
at the George Foreman Training Center.

Is she learning? how to use the grill?

I mean, so are you telling me that
Rachel is an experienced boxer?

Not really. She's only knocked out ten
people.

Then what am I going to do?

Don't worry.

I think I can help you out.

See, I told you I could hook you up with
Parker.

Yeah, when you said the greatest, you
really meant it.

I can't argue with that. You know
modesty isn't running my family.

Okay, Nikki.

Let's see what you got.

Okay, but let me know if I'm hurting
you, okay? Oh.

Oh, this is sad.

Okay, now, what you got? What you got?

It's not your turn yet.

That is not what the fellas are saying.

I want to thank all of you for coming to
the Sisters on the Move charity boxing

match.

Introducing in the left corner, wearing
the blue and silver shorts, Rachel the

Hurricane Jones.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. She's
going down now.

a nice clean fight.

No scratching, kicking, spitting, hair
pulling, or name calling. Uh, then

the point?

Touch gloves, come out at the bell.

Have a seat, Mama. Let me give you a
massage, sponge you off, and cool you

Kim, I haven't done anything yet.

Well, hurry up and board.

Go take these other documents.

Okay.

Okay. Now just remember everything I
taught you. Okay.

And if that doesn't work, play dead.

Yeah, but she's working my outfit.

And you working me, baby.

I need you to focus out there, okay?
Stick and move.

Stick and move.

Okay, okay. I can do this.

out there. Me too.

Finish her off.

shoe girl and you look beautiful.

You groupies will do anything to get
your picture in a magazine.

I'm not a groupie, chicken head.

I happen to be Aaron's girlfriend.

That's a coincidence, because I happen
to be Aaron's girlfriend, too.

What?

Yeah.

I don't need diamonds.

I've got a rhinestone.