All language subtitles for The Parkers s02e18 Kim Who

The answer to number two is seven.

I agree.

Wow, this is so much different than
studying with Kim.

Why's that?

You have the right answers and you don't
fall asleep.

Nikki, make Kim give me back my scooter.

Has that girl lost her mind? And where's
her helmet? Right here. She says she's

gonna mess up her hair.

Boy, that looks dangerous.

Could I try it when she gets off?

Nicky Maker, stop.

What the doctor says, I'm going to see
to it that you get your memory back,

Puddin'. I thought you said my name was
Kim.

It is, but sometimes I call you Puddin',
baby.

So my name is Kim Puddin', baby?

What are you thinking?

We're not rich, are we?

Only in spirit, baby.

Hey, Andal. Hey. You still don't
remember anything.

Mrs. Ann Dow.

I'm your friend.

I lost my memory, not my hearing.

You sure have a smart mouth for somebody
who don't know who they are.

Okay. Now, baby, I want you to pay close
attention.

Here are some pictures from our last
couple of Thanksgiving.

Okay.

Kimberly Ann Parker, where in the hell
have you been? We went to get the

cranberry sauce, see?

Take off those glasses.

Tell me where you were.

Oh, Mama, you got some pretty eyes.

Girl.

I'm sorry, Mama.

I guess I blew things out of proportion.

I appreciate the special meal that you
make for me each year.

Thank you.

You're welcome, baby.

And I'm sorry, too. I should have
considered how strongly you felt about

onions. But I tell you what, from now
on, There'll be two dishes of stuffing

the Thanksgiving table.

That would be nice.

Anything for my pudding.

Mama, is that your cornbread onion
stuffing over there?

Yeah, I bet you it is.

See, we've always been a happy family.

So I spent one Thanksgiving in the
backseat of a car and another in a

shelter. Did I miss the happy part?

We really are happy. I mean, we're like
sisters.

When you walk by, all the ladies
rejoice.

Hallelujah!

You've always dreamed of being a fashion
designer.

That's right. You've always had a flair
for clothes.

Sometimes too much flair.

I'm just finishing up this order, and
then I'm going to focus on school.

Well, that's all I needed to hear,
sweetie.

Go ahead and do your thing.

You need any help? Oh, no, I'm okay.

I'm so proud of you, baby.

I'm a fashion designer.

Please tell me that's not one of my
creations.

Do something before I hurt her.

Kim, you're almost like a daughter to
me. Can I have some money?

I said almost.

I've always been here to help you guys
through crisis.

Mama, nobody's stopping you from
studying.

Kim, we still need to be considerate of
each other.

I am being considered. I told the
drummer not to come.

I ain't hitting it. You hit it. I don't
want a nigga hitting me.

really nice lady.

Maybe you should show her something
she's seen a lot. Good idea.

Where's your belt?

Stop it, Andal.

But you might be on to something.

Yeah. Maybe if we take her to another
familiar place, maybe it'll spark

something. Where should we go first?

Sizzler.

What? I'm hungry.

Come on, Kim. Let's go for a little
ride.

me Mama.

If it's okay, I prefer to call you Miss
Parker.

This is the student union.

And that's the crowd park.

And this, this is your favorite place to
sit.

Beat it.

Any chance one of those cuties was my
boyfriend?

No chance at all.

But not to worry, Mama's working on it.
Now, even though we don't always have

the same taste, I sure have pride.

So let me ask you something, girlfriend.

What do you think about Anthony?

He's cool in a beastie boy kind of way.
Doesn't have an original thought in his

head, but I like him.

Oh, so you wouldn't mind dating him,
girlfriend?

Did you hear the word cute in my
description, girlfriend?

But more importantly, he's sweet, kind,
intelligent, and he thinks the world

revolves around you, girlfriend.

Nikki, bottom line, I'm not going out
with Anthony.

Thanks for the breakfast, girlfriend.

Kim, this is Charles, and he's looking
for a place to live.

Well, I hear the mission has a few beds.

I just thought you'd like to know that I
can give you first, last, and a sizable

security deposit.

I also have impeccable references.

I'm clean, polite, a great cook.

And I even put down the toilet seat.

Sounds like Charles has a lot of things
going for him. He'd be the perfect

roommate. Good, and you'd live with him.

Kim, now you need to think with your
brain, not with your hormones.

You're right.

You put it that way, there's really only
one smart choice.

She's such a lady.

Kim! What, Mama?

Can you two go down to the store and get
me some milk? I don't know him.

Kim, KB, KB, Kim. Now, you two scoop.

I don't need him to go with me. It's
just around the corner.

I'll go with him. Beat it, blocker.

Just go to the store.

So, Nikki, how's she doing?

Not so good. She still doesn't remember
anything.

Kim, these are your friends, Stevie and
T.

Oh. Hi, Stevie. Hi, T. Nice to meet you.

T, that's an odd name for a girl.

Actually, I'm Stevie. He's T.

I like calling you T -Ben.

I'm going to go find the professor.

Maybe she'll remember him.

I'll be back, baby.

Okay, bye, Miss Park.

All right. Well, um, you're my best
friend. I kind of guessed that. Oh, how?

Because you wear your hair like mine.

Okay, right.

Yeah.

Well, uh, you two haven't always been
best friends. I mean, tell about the

you wanted a man.

Okay, actually, that's... Not exactly
what happened.

You see, um, we both were trying to date
the same guy.

Actually, I was dating you or blocking.

To be honest, it was really quite
shameless, but I digress.

Hi!

I said hi!

Hi, Kim.

Yeah, man, we didn't even see you.

changed our minds. Yeah, something else
came up.

Oh, well, I'm out.

So, you still on for the movie tonight?

Absolutely.

Isn't Kimi great?

Kimi? Oh, no, Stevie, let me get
straight to it. Um, what's the what you

Hakeem? We have a good time together.

What's about you having a good time with
my man?

Your man?

What happened to you didn't want him,
you were past him, he was high school?

I changed my mind.

Well, okay.

I didn't realize.

I'm sorry, I would never do that to a
friend, so I will just back off and let

you have him.

Let me have him? If I want him, I'll
take him. You'll take him? Did I start

No, I don't think so. You see, He asked
me to the Austin Powers party.

Oh, he may take you, but he's leaving
with me.

Oh, and for the record, we're no longer
friends.

Know this.

Well, it all worked out.

Neither one of us got him.

Well, what about you? Are we close
friends, too?

Yeah. You know one time you tried to sue
a brother?

There's nothing wrong with your neck.

Ain't nothing wrong with your leg.

If you two don't knock it off, I'm going
to hurt the both of you for real.

Yeah, but it's all good now. I don't
know what Freestyle Unity would do

you. What's Freestyle Unity?

That's our band.

You know, you're the lead singer.

Oh, how exciting.

I'm a clothing designer, a singer, a
student.

I'm guessing I get A's and B's.

Guess again.

Maybe we should just play along. I think
it might help us.

I would do no such thing.

Your mother's memory is as bad as yours.
She keeps forgetting I want nothing to

do with her.

Here's to me.

If I am, it's because your mother has
made my life a living hell every day for

the last two years.

It's because of her I almost lost my
dog.

Yeah, so where is he?

He's just like you. I can't keep up with
him.

Please, Veronica, I can explain.

Explain what? Why I shouldn't kick your
trifling behind to the curb?

Even my dignity.

I'd rather wander around aimlessly in
the desert till I drop dead of

and have vultures feast on my maggot
-infested, nougat -free corpse than

sit here another minute with you.

you can see what I mean.

Oh, I get it.

You're a loser.

Oh, a thing.

She has no idea that that's something
she'd never do.

Yeah? What you reading?

A thesaurus. From the title, I thought
it was gonna be about dinosaurs.

Oh, yeah. She's in there somewhere.

baby she's honest she cleans and she
reads tell me again why we want to get

memory back because i didn't go through
89 hours of labor to have some grown

child of mine calling me miss parker
i'll get it miss parker

baby girl no no it's me it's okay

baby he scares me too not as much as you
scare me kim this is

your daddy

Listen, I have been here for you from
the time you were born. I mean, we've

shared tea parties, shopping sprees,
vacations, birthday parties.

Hey, remember the big birthday bash I
threw for you at my house?

Is it a big house?

It's cozy. You know, 18 rooms, tennis
courts, a pool.

Why didn't you keep him?

Anyway, listen, your birthday is on
Halloween.

And I thought, you know...

I just wish I could remember.

Can I go to my room at his house?

No, baby.

Your room is back there.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know. I've tried everything.

Oh, I saw this episode of Scooby -Doo
once where Shaggy got hit in the head

a bat and lost his memory, so Scooby
took a bat and hit him in the head again

and... Hey, it worked for Scooby.

And Dale may have a point.

I'll go get the bat.

Are you crazy?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

If we reenact the accident, it might
trigger something. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, here, Kim.

I'm going to demonstrate it for her. No,
no, no. I will be doing the

demonstrations for her. Come on.

You're too big.

Hey, you're too big, too. Give it here.

She needs to see what happened.

Nikki, that scooter cost me a hundred
bucks.

As hard as her head is, she don't need
one.

And Nikki was on her way to tell you to
get off when...

The doctor said if you start to forget
something, don't panic.

Just take a moment and think. And he
told you to just keep saying, I'm not

married to the professor.

That's silly.

I know we're not married.

We're getting married.

Now, come on. Let's start studying for
our Spanish test.

Sweetheart, listen.

I have been here for you.

I have been here for you all... I
mean... Can we start up again?

Oh. We're starting from my line.