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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,020 --> 00:00:07,220 Are you two still tripping about not being picked to be on blind date? 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,040 You should be happy for us. 3 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:12,760 I should, but I'm not. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,620 I just don't get why they didn't choose me. 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,180 Well, what did you say in the interview? 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,680 All I told them was to lose the blind date angle, get rid of the cameras, and 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,620 mean, what's with those stupid thought bubbles anyway? Come on. 8 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,140 Wow, you weren't picked? 9 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:30,590 Kim, the only reason you got the gig was because of the mother -daughter angle. 10 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:31,790 No. 11 00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:34,650 The reason why I got the gig is because I'm funny and cute. 12 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:37,550 I got the man, the meal, and a TV debut. 13 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:42,830 And Nikki's excited about this, too? Oh, yeah. That's all she's been talking 14 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:45,270 about. Come on, Kim. Let's go and get this stupid date over with. 15 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:48,350 Uh -oh. It's the professor. 16 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:51,290 Remember? Not a word about this blind date nonsense. 17 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:54,270 He'd absolutely die if he thought I was seeing someone else. 18 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,600 You don't have to worry about me. 19 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,560 Hey, Bo. Hey, Miss Parker. 20 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:02,080 To what do I owe this pleasure? 21 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,459 Well, uh, uh, Kim told me about your blind date. 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,320 Hope you make a love connection. 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,540 Uh, Professor? 24 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,640 Mm -hmm? Now, if you don't want me to go, just say the word. 25 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,120 Okay. 26 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:16,580 Go! 27 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,750 Welcome to Blind Day. 28 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:10,190 We're celebrating Valentine's Day, and tonight, Cupid's going to have to work 29 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:14,630 overtime because we're featuring a mother -daughter, father -son double 30 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:17,810 Now let's meet our co -ed cuties, Kim and Nikki Parker. 31 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:23,150 They're both students at Santa Monica College, and they enjoy whale watching? 32 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,410 I'm sure you're probably wondering why someone as fly and petite as me would 33 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:28,410 even need a blind date. 34 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:30,910 I was wondering the same. 35 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,650 Looking for a man who's an athlete. 36 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:41,130 My dream date is a combination between Vince Hill and Lil' Poway. 37 00:02:42,170 --> 00:02:43,170 It's your mama. 38 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:46,950 Now, let's get this straight. I'm only doing this for my pudding. 39 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,930 I'm not here looking for a man. 40 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:55,790 My man is 6 '2", a professor at SMC, and his initials are Stanley Ogilvie. 41 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:57,990 Give me five. 42 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,080 Yeah. He's a real looker. 43 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:07,660 Now let's meet their dates, father and son, Dwayne and Ernest Orange. And don't 44 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:10,320 let their last names fool you. These guys are no fruit. 45 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,060 Hey, what's cracker lacking? 46 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,320 I'm Dwayne. 47 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,640 I know how to set it off for a woman. 48 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,200 No coupons or matinees from this brother. 49 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,060 My dream date is a combination of Holly Berry and Lil' Kim. 50 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,460 I love sports. 51 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,120 On and off the field. 52 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:36,100 I'm a former semi -professional football player with a black belt in karate. 53 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,360 So I'd love a challenge. 54 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,280 I haven't come across a woman yet that can resist my charm. 55 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:49,600 I think this guy needs a big slice of humble pie. 56 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,580 Anyway, these two claim they like extreme things. 57 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,700 Let's see if they can handle these extreme women. 58 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:01,890 So, uh, ever been scuba diving? 59 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,590 Oh, no. My hair. 60 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:07,170 How about bowling? 61 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,850 Uh -uh. My nails. 62 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:13,190 Are you into alternative music? 63 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:14,890 No. I'm straight. 64 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,570 There was two scouts in the stand. 65 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:35,590 A cut left, and a cut right, and a fumble. 66 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:52,530 You want me to climb this wall? 67 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:54,710 See, I don't even like climbing steps. 68 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:57,450 Come on, baby, you're gonna love it. 69 00:04:57,670 --> 00:04:58,890 I'm not your baby. 70 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:01,450 Well, I'm game. 71 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:04,130 Cool. Let me help you up then, Shelly. Oh, could you? 72 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:15,750 Hey, 73 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:20,730 why don't you let me get your boo? 74 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:51,730 How about a kiss, babe? 75 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,170 That rock climbing was hard. 76 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:01,090 Look, I've got an owie. 77 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,030 Oh, let me kiss it and make it better. 78 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,330 Come on, baby. 79 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:11,970 Let me rock your world. 80 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:13,430 Rock it! 81 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,680 off the damn camera. 82 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:24,580 Well, 83 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,020 looks like we're having some technical difficulties. 84 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,840 Let's see what happens next. 85 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,580 I know that's not your hand on my thigh. 86 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:44,280 You like that, don't you? 87 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,200 Hey, what's wrong? 88 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,280 Could you, uh, check under the hood? 89 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,080 Only if you let me check under your hood later, baby. 90 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,880 I had a great time. 91 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Me too. 92 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,400 All right. 93 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,600 Unlock lips. The state is over, boy. Go home. 94 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,720 Hey, baby. 95 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,280 What the hell? 96 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,440 I lost you on the freeway, so I had to take the service sheet. 97 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:45,480 Sorry it took me so long. 98 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:49,060 I knew you wouldn't miss your goodnight kiss day. 99 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,560 Oh, that's so romantic. 100 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:53,660 All right, hot mama. 101 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 Buckle up. 102 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,840 I like a lot of tall. 103 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:04,860 Let's see what our double daters have to say about their date. 104 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,400 I think I'm in love. 105 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,060 I think she's in love. 106 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,820 And so am I. 107 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,940 He makes me sick. 108 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,520 She couldn't get enough of all this. 109 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:23,240 Wayne seemed to be a match made in heaven, but I guess we don't have to ask 110 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,080 where Nikki and Ernest's match was made. 111 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,060 Well, that's all the time we have for today. 112 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:31,800 I'm Roger Lodge, and come back tomorrow as we tag along for more Blind Date. 113 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 We'll see you then. 114 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:44,140 I'm sorry, Nikki. I was really hoping you'd be the man of your dreams. 115 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,520 Nikki Parker? 116 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,040 The check's in the mail. 117 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,300 No. 118 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:50,580 This is for you. 119 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,640 Oh. 120 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:52,840 Who are they from? 121 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,060 There's no cards. 122 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,680 They're probably from my boo. 123 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,660 Hey, Professor Ogilvy. Hey, Miss Parker. Yeah, how'd your day go? 124 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:03,900 It sucked. 125 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:05,820 Jeez. 126 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:08,720 Well, don't give up. I have a good feeling about this one. 127 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,640 Then why'd you send these gorgeous flowers? 128 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,080 I didn't send those. 129 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,360 Oh, I get it. 130 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,000 Secret admirer. 131 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,280 Very romantic. 132 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:23,820 Miss Parker, how I feel about you is no secret. 133 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,400 Hey, Miss Parker. 134 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:34,360 I see you got the flowers I sent you. 135 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,560 They're almost as beautiful as you are. 136 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:41,840 You sent them? 137 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:46,460 Look, Ernest, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I'm in a committed 138 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,460 relationship. 139 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 I'll prove it to you. 140 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,460 Will y 'all tell this wacko who my man is? 141 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:54,700 We'll tell him when you tell us. 142 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,980 You got a man, Mickey? 143 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,640 Congratulations. 144 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,380 Kim. 145 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,300 Mama, don't make me lie. 146 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,440 want to know what's wrong? 147 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,020 Nope. 148 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,540 It's Ernest. 149 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,340 He's making my life a living hell. 150 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:45,540 Imagine that. 151 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,600 Well, if you'll excuse me. 152 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,540 He's always up in my face. 153 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:53,140 Sounds far unannounced and won't take no for an answer. 154 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,060 Can you believe someone could be so psycho? 155 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,500 Yes. 156 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:02,100 Just a clown that's trying to steal you away from me. 157 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:14,600 Anything worse than trying to steal my woman is publicly disrespecting her. I 158 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,120 challenge you to a duel tomorrow. 159 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,260 Did you say duel? 160 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:21,960 Man, are you crazy? 161 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,020 Who you calling crazy? 162 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:25,620 I got you crazy. 163 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,090 Then he gonna get his ass kicked. 164 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:14,490 That's why I have to talk some sense into that jack at Che and Wannabe. 165 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:17,670 I can't let him hurt my baby. 166 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,170 Well, good luck. I gotta go. 167 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,870 Oh, get that on your way out for me. All right. 168 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:23,510 All right, kids. 169 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,610 Bye. 170 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,810 Hi, I'm Andell. You must be Crazy Ernest. 171 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240 and some water. 172 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,820 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 173 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:47,980 Those are for Nikki. 174 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:49,260 Oh, yeah, here. 175 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:56,380 Hey, Miss Parker, American beauties for my American beauty. 176 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,780 Look, Ernest, I called you over to ask you not to go through with this crazy 177 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,780 duel. 178 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,280 Is it crazy to stand up for the woman I love? 179 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I think not. 180 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,330 do I have to do to make you stop this madness? 181 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:24,230 Have dinner with me tonight and we'll discuss it over breakfast. 182 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,290 Okay. 183 00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,870 Anything to protect my man. 184 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,490 But you need to wear some gloves. 185 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:38,390 Oh, it's a curse being so damn sexy. 186 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:50,740 I'm tripping on my dad. 187 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,940 I mean, he's a great catch. 188 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,820 You heard my mama. Your daddy doesn't know how to take no for an answer. 189 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,520 You know, baby, I don't know where your mom gets off being so picky. 190 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,640 I mean, look at her. 191 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:09,140 I don't think you meant to say that, honey. 192 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,860 You're right, you're right. What I should have said is that my dad's a good 193 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,180 and if your mom had any sense, she'd appreciate him, sweetie. 194 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,240 That your dad is such a good catch, boo. 195 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,620 Way better catch than your mom's snookums. 196 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,780 Well, at least my mama doesn't have sweaty palms, Snuggle Boo. He has a 197 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,820 condition. Okay, Gummy Bear? 198 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,480 But we can all see your mom's condition. 199 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,040 Okay, okay. 200 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,820 That's it. You need to raise up out of here. 201 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,780 Are you asking me to leave? No, I'm telling you. 202 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,220 See you, Boo Boo. 203 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,900 Hi, Mama. 204 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,260 Hey, Andy. 205 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:08,540 Hey, Puddin'. I heard you broke up with that crazy man's son, Dwayne. 206 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,140 Dwayne who? 207 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,940 That's what I'm talking about, Puddin'. We Parker women are strong. 208 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:24,630 I just take it as sizzler. 209 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,130 I wish I could get rid of Ernest that easily. 210 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:32,470 If you really want to get rid of Ernest, all you have to do is start chasing 211 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,910 him. What you talking about? 212 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:38,270 Girl, trust me. For most men, it's all about the chase. Once that's over, he's 213 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,450 out. All you have to do is come on to him. 214 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,430 You mean flip the script? 215 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,210 You think that'll work? 216 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:47,710 Yeah. Look at you and the professor. He don't want nothing to do with you. 217 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,320 You ready to go? 218 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,460 Forget a restaurant. 219 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,060 I fixed a nice home -cooked meal. 220 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,820 All right, now. 221 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:14,180 But first, let's snuggle up on the sofa. 222 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,240 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 223 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,580 But first, a toast. 224 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,090 To us? 225 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,950 As in, you and me? 226 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,310 That's right, baby. 227 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:39,710 You and me. 228 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,590 I knew you'd come around. 229 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,870 How about a massage? 230 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,630 Girl, you're reading my mind. 231 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,750 No, no. No, no. 232 00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:52,990 Not me. 233 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,330 It's all about you. 234 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,020 Jumping the gun just a little bit? 235 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,660 What about that professor man? 236 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,020 He's history. 237 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,200 Hold on, girl. Slow your roll now. Slow your roll. Slow your roll. 238 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,240 I'm just trying to get to know you a little better. 239 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,680 Oh, my clock is ticking and I want more kids. 240 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,620 Are you out of your mind? I've already raised my son. 241 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Come on, baby. 242 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,360 You know what? 243 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,340 I think I left something in my car. 244 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,350 like you for years. 245 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:40,870 I'm not running anymore. 246 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,450 I want what you want. 247 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:45,970 The house. 248 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:47,210 The kids. 249 00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,530 Come on, girl. Let's get married. 250 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:54,510 We can't. Why not? 251 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,170 Because Ann Dell and I just got engaged. 252 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,310 I really don't want to have any... 253 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,420 You really think that maniac is going to follow through with that silly medieval 254 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,980 duel thing? 255 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,100 You saw him. He is a little off. 256 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:16,220 Yeah. 257 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,100 Maybe you should talk to him. 258 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,140 You see, I don't think it's going to look too good for a professor, you know, 259 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:25,060 someone of my stature, to mix it up with a hooligan. 260 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,020 You scared, aren't you? 261 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200 Petrified. 262 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,880 Well, I might be able to help you out. 263 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,260 But in return, you have to, uh... 264 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:43,080 Okay, well, 265 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,380 maybe he'll go easy on me. 266 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:14,720 Are you two still tripping about not being picked? 267 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,400 Yeah, that's not the line. 18390