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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:14,810 And now, our final speaker is the talented host of BET Tonight. 2 00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:19,410 He is intelligent, insightful, and incredibly fine. 3 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:21,110 But y 'all know I got a man. 4 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:23,550 Hey, Professor Oglebay! 5 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:30,130 Let's give a warm SMC welcome to Tavis Smiley! 6 00:00:39,859 --> 00:00:42,260 Parker, the law of the good ones are always taken. 7 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,840 She's available. 8 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:53,580 Santa Monica, it's regular folks like you and me who are the true fabric of 9 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:55,700 country. Well, I'm all about the fabric. 10 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:03,640 That's why I'm here to encourage each and every one of you to vote. By voting, 11 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,000 you can make a difference. 12 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:10,360 Your vote is your voice. So on election day... Get to the polls and let your 13 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,640 voice be heard. 14 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:12,559 That's right. 15 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,220 You heard the man. Let your voices be heard. 16 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:25,480 Remember, there are people who fought and died for us to have the right to 17 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,440 We must never take this right for granted. 18 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:42,190 Mr. Smiley, you were quite an inspiration up there. 19 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:46,490 And for the record, Ms. Parker really is available. 20 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:52,810 You make a brother feel like he can be president. You're a little young to be 21 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:55,810 president of the United States, but right here on campus is a good place to 22 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:56,810 start. 23 00:01:57,230 --> 00:02:01,570 Mr. Smiley, I'm Regina Foster, future student body president of Santa Monica 24 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:04,810 College. Hold up, Regina. You haven't won the election yet. 25 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:07,190 Hello. I'm running unopposed. 26 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:09,340 Hello. I'm opposed to you running. 27 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,100 You're smart. You're bouncing around. Good looking out there. 28 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:21,500 Well, Regina, I guess you're proof that anybody or anything can be president. 29 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,600 Anybody except you. 30 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,380 I bet you don't even know the difference between the Democratic Party and the 31 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,380 Republican Party. 32 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,540 Duh. Everybody knows Democrats throw better parties. 33 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,680 Now, who looks stupid? 34 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,520 did decide to run, you wouldn't win. 35 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,560 Besides, you don't even have a platform. 36 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:26,640 Girl, I got plenty of platforms, including these new ones I'm rocking. 37 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:27,880 I think of you. 38 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,100 I can see you're politically challenged. 39 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:34,140 This just in, you're wrong. 40 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,500 Tell her, Stevie. 41 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,500 Kim will not only run, she'll win. 42 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,800 I will? 43 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,240 Yes, you will. Now write that down in your little bougie handbook. 44 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,510 makes me want to get married. 45 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:55,130 Miss Parker, breathing makes you want to get married. 46 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:57,590 I'm serious. 47 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:03,770 Now, we could be like the other famous political couples, JFK and Jackie O, 48 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:06,030 and Hillary, Bill and Paula, Bill and Monica. 49 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,310 He didn't sprint off this time. I'm wearing him down. 50 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:19,100 Hey, Nikki, say hello to the next student body. president of Santa Monica 51 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:22,720 College. Oh, well, good for you, Stevie. You decided to get that little Regina 52 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,720 some competition. 53 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:24,740 Not me, Kim. 54 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,920 Kim who? 55 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,340 Kim, me, Mama. 56 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,100 Oh! 57 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,720 Wow, that's great news. 58 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,900 Who are we kidding? 59 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:37,960 I don't know if I have what it takes. 60 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,440 T, why don't you run? 61 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,260 Can't. Shady pass. 62 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,530 I couldn't even get elected to be a hall monitor in the first grade. 63 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:56,190 Pardon? You can do it. You just have to believe in yourself. 64 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,630 I don't know anything about being a president. 65 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,610 Well, trust me, you wouldn't be the first. 66 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:08,090 And with me as your newly appointed campaign manager, we will not rest until 67 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,210 enter office. That's right. 68 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:34,370 Gold digger gold nail polish. 69 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,410 Oh, I thought of a slogan, too. 70 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:42,250 Don't be a sucker and vote for him. Do the right thing and vote for Kim. 71 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,050 Yeah, I like that. 72 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,170 Kim, there are no men running in this election. 73 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,870 I know, but him rhymes with Kim. 74 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:08,340 That copycat was getting fired, so he gave me the homeboy discount. 75 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,020 He was supposed to be with her. I think it's important to take pictures of Kim 76 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,300 hobnobbing with famous folk. 77 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Pope Kim. 78 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:21,420 Pope Kim? 79 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,740 Oh, look here. Have you been cleared? 80 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:29,220 Get away from me. 81 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,760 Look, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to frisk you. 82 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,020 Touch me and die. 83 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,160 Look, it's no day at the beach for me either, all right? 84 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,140 It's okay, T. 85 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,980 Look, Jackie. 86 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,480 Oh, no. 87 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:56,300 If you think wearing fake pearls and a pillbox hat is going to help you win, 88 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,260 then you're more of a loser than I thought. 89 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,400 Ooh, can you feel the hate up in here? 90 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,460 Come on, girls, let's go. 91 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,480 Hold it. 92 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,560 Okay. 93 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,060 She's clear. 94 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:18,270 This is Reuben Boulware. from the Corsair. The what? 95 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:19,470 The Corsair. 96 00:08:19,510 --> 00:08:20,510 Official school newspaper. 97 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:21,770 We got a newspaper? 98 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,190 That's how it's directed. 99 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:26,990 Now, can we begin the interview? 100 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:30,230 Kim, why do you want to be student body president? 101 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:34,309 Well, Ruben... She wants to make the school environment a better place for 102 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:35,309 growth and study. 103 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:37,750 Very well put, Kim. I didn't put nothing. 104 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:41,150 Well, how do you plan on doing that? Doing what? 105 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:43,250 You know, making a plan. 106 00:08:43,909 --> 00:08:45,690 Well, I would like... Extend tutorial? 107 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:50,960 get a daycare service, provide more computer access, and supersize the fries 108 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,939 the Grove. 109 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:52,940 Look, 110 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:57,160 Mama, this is my interview. 111 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:58,860 You didn't even know we had a newspaper. 112 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:03,200 Sorry to cut this interview short, but we have to hit the campaign trail. Okay, 113 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,260 thank you, Mama. 114 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,500 Great interview. 115 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,320 Not to me. I didn't get to say anything. 116 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,880 Mama did all the talking. I know. And wasn't she great? But I'm the... 117 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,520 managers too. We put a spin on the issues. 118 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:23,640 But those weren't my issues. My issues were more campus parties, cuter campus 119 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,140 gear, and more campus sports. 120 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,640 Kim, your issues aren't important. 121 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:34,730 your friend, but I really believe in what Nikki stands for. She threatened 122 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:35,790 didn't she? 123 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:39,570 No, I just think she'll make a great student body president. 124 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,310 What are you trying to say? 125 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:45,930 Kim, I... Never mind. 126 00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:49,050 Yo, Kim. 127 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:54,210 Look, I wasn't worried about beating Regina, but your mama, that could be a 128 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:57,970 problem. Tell me about it. That meet with the candidates thing is coming up. 129 00:10:58,270 --> 00:10:59,910 I'll tell her what my mama has planned. 130 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,820 Well, just say the word. Me and my boys can make it happen for you. 131 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,700 Well, you can scare my mama, but don't hurt her. 132 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,020 Come on now, girl. I'm talking about sabotage. 133 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,480 Ka -ka -ka, it could slow down Nikki's campaign. 134 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,340 And in return, you let us host a big homecoming party. 135 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:18,580 Is that all? 136 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,520 Yeah. See, by hosting that party, it'll bring our frat more money. And more 137 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,660 money means more honeys. 138 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,940 Oh, that sounds like dirty politics. 139 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,380 I like it. 140 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,580 Watch this. 141 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,080 Operation Camper President is in full effect. 142 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,660 You're not going to jack my spot. 143 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:39,920 I just did. 144 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,000 Look, you better tell these boys to move. 145 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,800 They're not going anywhere. 146 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,700 You'll just let my fiance settle this. 147 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,640 Why are you always here? 148 00:11:56,780 --> 00:12:00,640 to talk to you. For the last time, Miss Parker, I will not give you a lock of my 149 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,660 hair. Oh, please. I got that last night. 150 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:09,800 I want to report Kim's unfair campaign tax. Miss Parker, I've seen no 151 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,320 of wrongdoing. Should any occur, I will take immediate action. 152 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,400 Now, I suggest you go prepare yourself and meet the candidates. 153 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,740 Oh. Well, if you really want to meet this candidate, be at my house around 8. 154 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:42,770 will ever get in. 155 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,170 Wouldn't you at least like to say you know someone at Stanford? 156 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,350 Where's Kim? 157 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,650 Home. If she knows... 158 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:13,339 I gotta go. 159 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,340 Good night. 160 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,680 seven running for student body president. 161 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,180 Well, it took me a little longer to get here. 20 years. 162 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:22,820 So, I don't take any of this for granted. See, I want your college 163 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,640 be as important to you as it is to me. She's lying. 164 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,100 Okay, 165 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,720 okay. Could everyone please refrain? 166 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,080 to wear shades. 167 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:56,180 All right, our last candidate is Kim Parker, but she doesn't seem to be here. 168 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,200 Meet Kimberly Ann Parker. 169 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,820 Humanitarian. 170 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960 Dollar. 171 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,220 And fashion trendsetter. 172 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:45,340 Vote for me because I care about our future, the rainforest, And our 173 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:56,420 On election day, show how much you care. 174 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,240 Vote Kim Parker for student body president. 175 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,040 The candidate who cares. 176 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,240 Thank God that's over. 177 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:13,060 And now, the next student body president. 178 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:18,580 of Santa Monica College, here is Kimberly Parker! 179 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,940 Kimberly! Kimberly! 180 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,380 Kimberly! Kimberly! 181 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:26,820 Kimberly! Kimberly! 182 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,040 Thank you! Thank you! 183 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,440 Can you see her? 184 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,300 Yeah, what a show. 185 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,520 You can pick this election. Goodbye. 186 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,140 Miss Parker? 187 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,160 What are you doing? 188 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,060 Oh, hi, Professor Ogilvie. 189 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:36,780 It's not what you think. I was just touching up Kim's post. Miss Parker, you 190 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:41,720 in direct violation of Campaign Rule 246, which clearly states defacing or 191 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,960 removal of another candidate's property is grounds for immediate 192 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,960 disqualification. 193 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,600 Oh, well, uh, couldn't you turn your head just this one time? 194 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,320 I think you're worth your while. 195 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,560 So you're willing to strap yourself to the space shuttle and be launched into 196 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,560 the stratosphere? 197 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:03,280 No, I'd rather strap myself to you and be launched into the love zone. 198 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,180 That's it. 199 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,920 I gave you your chance. 200 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,220 Consider yourself out of the running. 201 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,940 I have the final tally of votes. 202 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:21,320 Regina Foster has a total of four votes. 203 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,350 One of you traitors didn't vote for me. 204 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:39,050 And in the last moments of the election, Nikki Parker was disqualified for 205 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,150 unethical behavior. 206 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,030 I can explain. 207 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:44,830 No, I can't. 208 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:50,530 Which brings us to Kim Parker, who has managed to garner... 209 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,650 52 ,000 votes? 210 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,000 thousand students here. 211 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,700 What's the problem? I still win. 212 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,860 The problem is somebody stuffed the ballot box. 213 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,240 Sorry, Kim. Guess me and the brother sort of got carried away. 214 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,920 Which means Regina Foster wins by default. 215 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,160 Who am I kidding? No, I won't. 216 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,920 What can you do to me now? I'm the president. 217 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:46,040 Well, you guys are stuck with Regina Foster as president. 218 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,340 I hope you two have learned your lesson. 219 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,480 No, but perhaps a good spanking will set me straight. 220 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:12,469 sorry too, baby. 221 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:16,490 I was wrong for trying to speak for you and force my ideas on you. 222 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,810 And oh yeah, for drawing those ugly mustaches on your posters. 223 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:26,550 Oh, I realized that you were just trying to help me and I let my stupid pride 224 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:27,550 get in the way. 225 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:31,310 Oh, and I'm sorry about posting those pictures of you on the internet. 226 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:36,130 Pictures? What pictures? 227 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,350 Hey, I didn't ask you any questions. 228 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,990 Mama, if we hadn't been disqualified, I would have beat you up. 229 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,530 Well, it would have been close. 230 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,310 But no. 231 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,340 Always here? 17110