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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:12,410 I guess when they say final notice, they mean it. 2 00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:20,010 Hello? Do you like scary movies, Nikki? 3 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:21,450 Oh, I can take them or leave them. 4 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,150 Wait a minute. How do you know my name? 5 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,790 Pervert! 6 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:36,890 Listen, creep, I'm calling the police. 7 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,210 No! 8 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,550 You better stay away from my child. 9 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:45,550 Why don't you go over to the table and enjoy the meal I prepared for you? 10 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,540 Let me get out this thing. 11 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,540 A gorgeous, sexy young lady's birthday. 12 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,780 Okay. But after we do that, we'll discuss your birthday. 13 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:37,360 I'm just playing with you. Man, the get -together at your daddy's house is gonna 14 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,360 be on. 15 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,940 Ah! Ew! There's a bug in my joint. Gotcha! 16 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,680 You can't get this playboy. 17 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:47,520 That's why I don't even try. 18 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:48,820 Yeah, I like that. 19 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,280 Man, 20 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,740 that's the fifth time somebody's hit me. Somebody's gonna get hurt up in here. 21 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,080 A sign that says, hit me. 22 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,280 Gotcha! 23 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,100 Professor Ogilvie, are you coming to my birthday party? 24 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,860 Well, will your mother be there? Be where? 25 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:07,340 At the altar? 26 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:08,780 No, at my party. 27 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,940 Of course I'll be there. In that case, have fun. 28 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,480 All right, 29 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:18,980 I'll drop by your little soiree, but only for a minute. I have other plans. 30 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,660 Well, don't drop by empty -handed. I'm registered at Target. 31 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,680 ride, you know. 32 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:31,060 Out of a fairy tale. 33 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,480 All right, Miss Kimberly, bring it on. 34 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,440 Come on, Moe, and show your wicked stepsisters who's worthy of a prince. 35 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,020 I'm ready for the ball, y 'all. 36 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:51,380 Moe, you look beautiful. Thank you. I look just like Brandy did in Cinderella. 37 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:57,640 Girl, you trippin'. No, I look better. All I need now is a carriage. 38 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,000 I got a hoop that you can use. 39 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,720 Kim, girl, I don't know how to thank you enough. 40 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,840 Cash will do. Girl, I'm Cinderella, not your fairy godmother. 41 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,080 Come on, let's get in our costumes. 42 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,380 We're going to look good. 43 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,860 Do we have that much time? 44 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,310 Getting on my nerves. 45 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:54,670 Thanks again, girl. 46 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:56,070 Oh, no problemo. 47 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:59,630 Oh, Kim, I may be a little late for your party, because you know I got to make 48 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:00,349 an entrance. 49 00:06:00,350 --> 00:06:03,090 Well, of course you're going to make an entrance. How else were you going to get 50 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,090 into the party? 51 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,810 to trade these glass slippers in for some flip -flops. 52 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:23,190 Uh -oh. 53 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:27,130 Notorious K .I .M. better watch out because Lil Lil came up in here. What? 54 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:28,890 You look so nice. 55 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:30,230 Thank you. 56 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,030 Happy birthday, girl. Hey. 57 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:35,010 Did you get me a gift? Of course. 58 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:38,230 Good, because I was checking to see if you were a good witch, bad witch, or a 59 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:39,230 cheap witch. 60 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,720 It's going to kill me. What? 61 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,140 Okay. Okay, listen. Listen, baby. Don't worry. People act crazy on Halloween, 62 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:06,859 all right? 63 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:10,260 But you are safe with your daddy. So just relax and have a good time. 64 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:15,080 Come on, girl. Let's get some punch. Yeah, let's get it before your mama puts 65 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,140 some aloe vera in it. Woo! 66 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:22,660 Mel, our plan is working great. 67 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,400 You should have seen Kim's face when you left the house. Huh? 68 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:29,300 Yeah, it was funny how you asked for now and later. You went old school on her. 69 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,380 That wasn't me. I couldn't make it. I had to work late. 70 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:17,320 think somebody's trying to get it. What? Oh, like a stalker? 71 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:20,540 You know what, Kim? Don't worry. 72 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,700 It is probably just some guy messing with you. 73 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,480 Although a lot of murders do happen on Halloween. 74 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:33,340 You know, like in foreign countries really far, far, far away. 75 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,100 I'm gonna go get snacks. 76 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:38,560 He's gonna kill me! 77 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,520 Somehow I don't think a killer would ring the doorbell. 78 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,770 You got to calm down, okay? Daddy's going to take care of everything, all 79 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:49,210 He told me the same thing 20 years ago. 80 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,430 Hey, good to see you, man. Come on in and have a drink. 81 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,970 I just stopped by to give Kim her gift. 82 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,190 Wow. 83 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,430 Looked like you and Nikki were ready to jump the broom. 84 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:04,710 Excuse me? 85 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,720 or the receipt for your costume in your mailbox. 86 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,860 Don't you know that's a federal offense? 87 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,980 Not between husband and wife. 88 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:34,600 I think I will take that drink. 89 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,700 Make it a double. 90 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,440 Oh, hell, give me the whole bottle. 91 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,700 You know what? I'm tripping. 92 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:46,600 Today is my birthday, and I'm just going to enjoy my party. 93 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,459 That's right. 94 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:50,480 Yeah, because if there was a killer, he would sneak through the window and hack 95 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,239 you with a... 96 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:57,140 don't let your chainsaw... Or he'll just bust through the closet and grab you by 97 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,400 your neck and strangle you until your eyes pop out. 98 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,420 No, he'll grab a big butcher knife and just get one clean swipe. 99 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:08,300 Come on, Kim, don't even listen to him because a real killer would just blow 100 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,300 your brains out like... Thanks, 101 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,040 I feel much better. 102 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,240 You know, this is how all those scary movies start out. A group of friends in 103 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,280 big house on Halloween. 104 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,760 Case of mistaken identity, a killer on the loose. Yep, yep, yep. Next thing you 105 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,020 know, we'll hit thunder and lightning. 106 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,260 stabbed a note in our door saying he was going to get me. 107 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,500 Well, that doesn't pertain to me. 108 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,840 Yeah, I'll be on my way. 109 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,640 Bye, boo. 110 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,920 Don't wait up for me. 111 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:06,160 Listen, listen, everybody, come on now. This is supposed to be a party, okay? 112 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,620 Now I'm going to go get the cake. Baby, why don't you open up some of your 113 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,579 gifts? Okay. 114 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,580 Good. 115 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,040 Hey, Kim, open up this big box first. 116 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:14,620 Wow. 117 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,720 This must be for Mama. 118 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,580 No, baby. 119 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,420 They don't give a box for Taco Bell coupons. 120 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,890 I've been opening it. You're taking too long. 121 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,250 Yeah, hurry up, girl. I want to see what it is. 122 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,350 Hey, Kim, if you like it, it was for me. 123 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:40,590 Wow, it's a dolly, and it looks just like me. 124 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,270 It'd be cute if it didn't have all these pins in it. 125 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,270 Kim, that's a poodle doll. 126 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:51,530 Stop playing, Hakeem. Turn the lights back on. 127 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,770 I didn't touch the lights. 128 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:54,910 And the power's really out. 129 00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:04,890 I must have knocked the power out. 130 00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,230 Daddy, somebody's at the door. 131 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:11,090 Okay, just calm down, baby girl, okay? It's probably just a trick -or -treater. 132 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,450 Look, I'll go check. 133 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:13,730 Mom, I'm scared. 134 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,810 Don't be. 135 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,850 Nobody's going to mess with Nicky Parker's baby. 136 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,170 But what if something happens to you? 137 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,970 Then you have Andale. 138 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,350 Andale who? 139 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,710 Okay, relax, everybody. No one's out there. 140 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:30,830 I came in here. I need you to get the candles and the flashlights. I'm going 141 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,550 go down to the basement and check the circuit breaker. 142 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:35,370 She should not stay here to protect the women and children. 143 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:37,910 Come on, man. Quit being scary. 144 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,190 Kim, go open the curtain so we can get some light in here. 145 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,160 front, but nobody answered the door, so I came around the back. 146 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,180 My car wouldn't start. 147 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,240 Oh, you know what that means. 148 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,000 What, the professor drives a lemon? 149 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,180 No. The killer killed his car. Now he's going to kill us. 150 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,540 Well, he's not going to kill me. 151 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,120 I'm calling the auto club. 152 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:27,820 Where's the phone? 153 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:29,780 It's over here. 154 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,280 Oh, no. 155 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,700 It's dead. 156 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:41,650 So go get it. 157 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:44,550 Uh -uh, girl, not in this weather. Shoot, I just got my hair done. 158 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:49,550 I'm not going out there to be gutted by some deranged killer. 159 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:51,970 Miss Parker, you go. 160 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:56,629 Y 'all all right? 161 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,070 No. The phone is dead and so are we. 162 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:02,590 We? Oh, he's not after us. He's after you. 163 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,510 T, why don't you go out to Niecy's car and get her cell phone? 164 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:07,339 Uh -uh. 165 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:10,620 I've seen all three Scream movies. Either there ain't no brothers, or 166 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,620 the first ones to go. 167 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,500 Look, y 'all, my cell phone is upstairs in my purse. I'm gonna go get it, 168 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,020 because, see, I'm not afraid of no boogeyman. 169 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,460 Anybody want to go with me? 170 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,640 Mo? Yeah? Get to stepping. 171 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,400 You guys, this is making me too nervous. Look, I got to go to the bathroom. 172 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,740 Come on, Hakeem. Uh -oh, I just went. 173 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,780 I need you to guard the door, fool. 174 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:43,760 I 175 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:54,940 don't 176 00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:55,539 like this. 177 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,680 People are starting to disappear. 178 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,160 Someone should go find me. 179 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,540 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 180 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:06,740 myself. You're pathetic. 181 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,180 Pathetic, but alive. 182 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,420 Whatever. 183 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,079 Wait a minute. I hear something out there. 184 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,460 You're right. 185 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,680 There is something out there. 186 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,240 I'm tired of this, Professor. I'm going out. 187 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,540 Godspeed. 188 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,960 All right, all right. 189 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,359 I'll go. With any luck, the killer will get me. 190 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,630 We're just a casualty. 191 00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:07,690 You know what? You guys are messed up. 192 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:11,490 This is my birthday. What did I ever do to you guys? Oh, well, let's see. 193 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,570 In kindergarten, you superglued me to the seesaw. 194 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,730 That was only to keep you from falling off. 195 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:22,350 And thanks to you, I hate showering alone. 196 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,590 What? I told you all you got to do is page it, brother. 14328