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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:05,860 So let me get this straight. You're letting Nikki move in with you? 2 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:07,460 Yes. 3 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:10,680 Nikki as in your mother Nikki, about yay high, yay wide, kind of loud. 4 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:15,040 Look, she showed up at my door with her lazy boy. 5 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:19,000 What was I supposed to do? Give her a bottle of Alizé and point her to the 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 nearest shelter? 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,080 Worked for my mom. 8 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,660 Like your mom drinks Alizé. 9 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,440 Yeah, well, she didn't until she met your mom. 10 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:33,260 Anyway, we had a long talk, and I told her that I'm the boss and that she can't 11 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:36,140 do anything in my apartment without my permission. 12 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:51,710 I'm telling you, Kim, you have to lay down the law like I do with my mom. 13 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:53,910 Stevie, I have a black mama. 14 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:59,870 I can't talk to her any old way and live to tell about it. 15 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:04,550 I'm just saying it's time you stand up to her. Face it, you're scared of Nikki. 16 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,750 Who isn't? 17 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:30,970 So Tia help you. What? 18 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:34,690 Thanks, baby. You always looking out for your mama. 19 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,750 want to let you know how much I appreciate you. 20 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:20,930 I mean, baby, most girls your age, they wouldn't want to live with their 21 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,370 mothers, but not you. 22 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:26,510 Sweetie, you've rearranged your life just to accommodate me. 23 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:28,910 And you've been as sweet as can be. 24 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:31,130 And baby, I just love you for it. 25 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:39,390 Okay, everyone. 26 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,130 I'd like to get started. 27 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:42,990 So if you could please take a seat. 28 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:47,690 Now, as you all know, we've had a rash of burglaries in the neighborhood, and 29 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:52,010 president of the Tenants Association, I just thought it was necessary that we 30 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:54,730 got together and... Excuse me. 31 00:03:58,470 --> 00:03:59,470 Hey, Professor! 32 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:00,790 Oh, Miss Parker. 33 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:02,550 Wait, what do you want? 34 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,310 You don't know by now. 35 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:09,610 Yes, and the answer's still no. 36 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:12,250 Look, Miss Parker, I'm a little busy. 37 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,460 Oh, come on, I'm just trying to be neighborly. 38 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,200 What you doing? 39 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:18,540 Nothing, nothing. 40 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,560 Are you having a party? 41 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,180 Hey, that's my song. 42 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,400 Miss Parker, there's no music. 43 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,780 Would you please stop backing your thing up against me? 44 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,640 Look, I'm trying to conduct a tenant's association meeting. 45 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,580 Oh, well, you know I'm a tenant now. I have a right to be here. 46 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,700 I'm Vince in 28. 47 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,580 I'm sure Stanley meant to invite you. Oh, yeah, sure. 48 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,380 I was going to tell you. 49 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:50,900 Tomorrow. 50 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,580 You're so crazy. 51 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,260 Well, don't let me interrupt. 52 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,180 Go on with your fine self. 53 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:06,740 Now, um, as a result of the recent burglaries... Burglaries? 54 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,380 help me do safety patrols. 55 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,740 Anyone? 56 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:46,900 Come on people, it's for your own protection. I can't do it by myself. 57 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,959 Are you sure? 58 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,300 Where's Kev? He's not home. 59 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:12,640 You're not going to believe this, but I thought I heard him out on the balcony. 60 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,820 So you fixed him dinner? 61 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:25,380 Well, see, I thought you might be a little horny. I mean... Hungry after 62 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:28,660 running up all those stairs, so I just whipped up a little... Good night, Miss 63 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,660 Parker. 64 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,980 I just want to curl up in the bed with my rum raisin ice cream. 65 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,640 Mama! 66 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,200 Have you seen my ice cream? 67 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,520 Uh -uh. 68 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,440 Mama, is that my rum raisin? 69 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,360 You know what, baby? I don't know why they call it rum raisin. I mean, it was 70 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,420 short on the rum, and it only had two measly raisins in it. 71 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:21,310 You're right, baby. 72 00:08:21,490 --> 00:08:23,250 Neither one of us should be eating ice cream. 73 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:30,050 I've had it. You can't just move in and start taking over. 74 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,270 From now on, we live by my rules. 75 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,030 Whoa. Now, just hold on. 76 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:39,190 Let's not forget half this apartment is mine. Oh, but my name is on the lease. 77 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:41,549 Oh, but my name is on your birth certificate, too. 78 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,370 Well, what are you going to do? 79 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:46,570 Well, what you going to do? 80 00:09:56,869 --> 00:10:01,970 double mom and I decided it would be easier for us to get along if we each 81 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:08,510 our own space oh I get it that's the craziest thing I ever heard and now 82 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:14,210 you're sitting on Kim's side so so you're my company you need to sit on my 83 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:19,250 well I'll be Kim's company for a little while her couch is more comfortable 84 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 which is ugly. 85 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,540 Hey, Stevie. Hey, T. 86 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,160 Is it me or is it a little busy in here? 87 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,960 Hey, Nikki, thanks for letting us practice here tonight. 88 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:42,700 I didn't say you could practice here. 89 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,980 T, half of this apartment is mine. 90 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,260 I don't need permission. 91 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,760 You may not, but I do. So is it okay, Nikki? 92 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,540 Well, actually, I was going to study. 93 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,160 Oh, cool. We out then. Come on, Stevie. 94 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,500 T, stay. 95 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,580 of each other. I am being considered. I told the drummer not to come. 96 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,140 like Jerry Springer live. 97 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,200 Of course, you won't miss two or three. 98 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,360 Or four or five. 99 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:23,960 What are you doing here? I thought you were spending the night at Stevie's. I 100 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960 just bet you did. 101 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,720 What are you doing here? I thought you and Andell were partying at Little J's 102 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,800 tonight. Well, Andell got a booty call, and I just got the boot. 103 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,020 Go check it out. You check it out. I got your back. 104 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,360 It could be the burglar, and we could both see it. 105 00:12:54,600 --> 00:13:00,600 I thought you said you had my back. I can see from here. 106 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120 It's the burglar. 107 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,700 What are we going to do? 108 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,860 Just be quiet. Maybe he won't see us. 109 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,480 Mama, he's got... That's a rabby coat. 110 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,620 No, he didn't. I just got that off the land. Wait. 111 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,600 I'm scared. 112 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,620 Don't worry, baby. 113 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,500 Uh, Mama will get help. 114 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,860 Okay. You know what? Maybe I can take this hose and climb down to the 115 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,300 professor's place and call the cops. 116 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:38,560 Are you crazy? You can't do that. Just watch me. Now, look, I'll tie this hose 117 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,360 to the palm and you hold the... 118 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,040 party to another room. Oh, sounds good to me. 119 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,940 Parker, I do not have time for your shenanigans. Now, will you leave me 120 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,380 Professor, please, I'm begging. 121 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,580 Call the cops. 122 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:45,620 Forget it. Look, I fell for your trick once. You're not going to suck me into 123 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,740 your web of deceit again. 124 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:53,650 underwear drawer. 125 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,810 You're not going to get away with this. I can explain. 126 00:15:58,230 --> 00:15:59,069 Not you. 127 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:02,690 Yeah. All right, but that's enough. Just put a lid on it and get down. 128 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:07,230 Ow! Oh, what's wrong, baby? My leg. I think I hit my funny ball. 129 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:09,849 She's hurting. 130 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:12,170 Help me get her to the couch. Okay, but don't try anything. 131 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,440 We ought to restrain the birds. 132 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,740 I am so sorry. You were in danger and I turned my back. 133 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:59,080 Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 134 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,240 Well, 135 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,920 I guess not. 136 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:17,460 What a night. 137 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,200 Tell me about it. 138 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,260 of the way you handled yourself. 139 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,760 a couple of knuckleheads. 140 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,800 Mom, I'm sorry for the way I've been acting. 141 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:04,340 Baby, I know you've reached the age when you want your own space, and you should 142 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,340 have that. 143 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,920 So I'll start looking for another place to live on a professor's floor. 144 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,560 Mom, I'm not asking you to move out. 145 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,260 I just want you to treat me like an adult. 146 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,460 I'm not your little girl anymore. 147 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,420 You'll always be my little girl. 148 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,140 But that doesn't mean I have to treat you like one. 149 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,260 I'll do better. I promise. 150 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,020 It sure is crowded in here. 151 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,840 Oh, yes, it sure is. 152 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,560 So when are you going to move your stuff out? 153 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,520 Oh, I was just going to show you the same thing. 154 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,760 My stuff was here first. 155 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,060 Oh, but my stuff is better. 156 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,720 Uh -uh. And Dale said that my couch was more comfortable than yours. 157 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,900 Girl, please. And Dale has a built -in cushion. 158 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,440 live here, remember? 159 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,360 It's just I didn't expect you so early. 160 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080 What was that? 161 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,300 Oh, that noise? 162 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,580 Nothing. 163 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,180 Kimberly Ann Parker, do you have a boy back there? 164 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,620 Boy? No. 165 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,300 Good. Boys? 166 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600 Yes. 167 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,580 Boys in there, what y 'all doing here? And where y 'all going with my stuff? 168 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,520 Well, you saw your sign outside. 169 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,600 And we love garage sales. 170 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,920 Yeah, we're always looking for a good deal. So we couldn't pass you by. 171 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,800 Kim, 172 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:46,780 you selling my stuff? 173 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,720 That's right. People will buy anything. 174 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,900 Look, Ms. Marshall, what's your name? 12856