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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,160 I'm gonna miss you, boo. 2 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:07,500 I'll be so miserable without you. 3 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:10,420 I'll think about you every minute that I'm gone, snickerdoodle. 4 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,520 Bye. Bye. 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,800 Where's Jarell going? 6 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,020 To Moda Corps. 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,880 Kim, listen. 8 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:30,700 I like Jarell, and I'm really happy for you, but when I moved in here, I only 9 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,500 counted on having one roommate, not two. 10 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:33,830 I know, aren't we blessed? 11 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:40,150 Kim, he uses my bath products, drinks my organic soda. Oh, that reminds me. 12 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:43,110 Jarell was wondering if you could get some regular sodas next time. 13 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,850 Jarell must have forgotten his key. 14 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:50,110 Hey, when did he get a key? 15 00:00:50,610 --> 00:00:52,210 Come on, Kim, this is too much. 16 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:54,970 Chill, Stevie, it's not like his name is on the mailbox. 17 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,230 You have a delivery for Jarell Goodrich? 18 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:03,920 talk to him. 19 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,880 I wonder what this is. 20 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,560 Hmm, with any luck, an eviction notice. 21 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:57,140 Hey, it's from that French record exec I met with. I don't believe he wants to 22 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,140 give me a J -O -B. 23 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,680 Ooh, what's that French for? 24 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,020 Baby, that's French for we about to get paid. 25 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:08,259 Ooh, he wants me to produce a rap album with this hot new French group. 26 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:11,140 Ooh, my baby's gonna be a record producer. 27 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,320 Baby, I'm about to blow up. 28 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:20,000 You know, now you'll be making the big bucks. You can get new clothes, a new 29 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,340 car, a new place to live. 30 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,860 So, um, when do you start? 31 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:28,799 Next week. 32 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,800 In Paris. 33 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:34,420 Paris? Oh, I'll be so sorry to see you leave, Jarell. Au revoir, mon petit 34 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,420 moutier. 35 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,120 For how long? 36 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:39,800 I don't know. 37 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,660 Maybe a year. A year? 38 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:43,140 What about us? 39 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,820 Why don't you come with me? 40 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:48,120 My mama's not going to let me run off to Europe with some man. 41 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,620 Unless, of course, we were to get married. 42 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,600 I'm going to miss you, baby. 43 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,680 for a job offer in Paris. He'll be back in a year. 44 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:39,940 And I told him my mama wasn't going to let me run behind no man unless we were 45 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:40,940 married. 46 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,300 What did he say? 47 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,660 See ya. 48 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,820 Good, because you don't need to be marrying that narrow butt boy anyway. 49 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,440 Don't you like Jarell? I do. 50 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,640 My baby, you're too young to be getting so serious about a guy. 51 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,060 But Jarell and I... 52 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,000 I heard Jack Boy would just ruin your whole damn life. 53 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,900 I know where to cheer you up. How about a nice home -cooked meal? 54 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,700 I'm never gonna eat again. 55 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,340 Oh, I said the same thing. Trust Mama. You'll get over it. 56 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,890 Miss Parker, if I was expecting you, you would be falling through a trap door 57 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:54,890 right now. 58 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:57,630 I love the way we play. 59 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,190 Why are you here? 60 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:02,930 Oh, I was upstairs baking a cake for Kim and I ran out of sugar. 61 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:04,890 So, how about it, Professor? 62 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:06,230 You want to give me some sugar? 63 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,050 Help yourself. 64 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:11,470 Don't mind if I do. 65 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:14,810 I'm going to put on some clothes. 66 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,490 Not like what you have on right now. 67 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,410 He's in the bedroom having a cigarette. 68 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:42,670 Stevie! Get out here! 69 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:49,150 Veronica, I wasn't expecting you. Sorry if I interrupted your little soiree. 70 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,410 Well, if you leave right now, we'll forgive you. 71 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:55,830 Miss Parker, stay out of this, please. Yes, dear. Stop that! 72 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:58,610 Veronica, I can explain. 73 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:00,230 Don't bother. I can see for myself. 74 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:04,350 No, you don't. Look, Miss Parker only came by to get some sugar. 75 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,930 And I got some, too. 76 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,980 I'll leave so you can feed sugar cubes to your Clydesdale. 77 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,860 Oh, no, she didn't. 78 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,360 Honey, 79 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,100 why are you so threatened by this woman? 80 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,580 Maybe it's because every time I turn around, every time I look up, she's 81 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:25,060 Why don't you admit it? You have a thing for her. 82 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,400 See, Professor, you can't hide love. 83 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,020 Well, you certainly can't hide you. 84 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:37,600 Veronica. Stanley, I came here to surprise you with two tickets for the 85 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,180 of Jidney. But you know what? 86 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,420 Here, take your sugar, Mama. 87 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:46,620 Veronica, I swear, you step out that door and so help me, I will escort Miss 88 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,620 Parker to the play. 89 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:49,560 Oh, go ahead, girl. Shoot, shoot. 90 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,120 Get the hell out. 91 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,540 Oh, I never thought she'd leave. 92 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:02,000 Veronica, I mean it. I'll take Miss Parker. 93 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:41,270 I decided to take the mature adult approach with Jarell. Oh, good. What are 94 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:44,630 doing? I just have 15 pizzas delivered to Jarell's house. 95 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,390 And that'll be the pizza man now. 96 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:57,950 Hey. Hey, is Kim here? Yeah. 97 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,470 Well, look who's here. 98 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:00,870 Peppy LePuny. 99 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:05,390 Don't be mad, snickerdoodle. I just came over to tell you that I've been 100 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:06,390 thinking about it. 101 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,120 Well, I'll just listen up. 102 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,459 Hit it, T. 103 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,860 Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky like... Baby girl, we can 104 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,799 make it live. 105 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,660 Come with me, it'll be a blast. 106 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,060 This new love, this the really, yo. 107 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,480 You are a doer, that's the dealie, yo. 108 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,860 You feel this love the same as me? 109 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,160 So won't you roll with me, the gay pervy? 110 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,100 And I guess what I'm trying to say, Kim, is will you marry me? 111 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,270 How many carrots? 112 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,690 Oh, yeah, the ring. 113 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,810 Hey, Stevie, can I borrow your toe ring for a minute? 114 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,190 Really? Okay. 115 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,850 Uh, Jarell, that's a toe ring. 116 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:05,690 Yeah, right. 117 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,790 Kimberly Ann Parker, will you be my wife? 118 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:13,910 Yes, Jarell, I may... 119 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,160 What about my parents? 120 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,140 Oh, well, I thought you could tell your dad and I'd tell your mom. 121 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,540 Nah, you better tell your mom and I'll tell your dad. 122 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,380 Nah, I don't want to do that either. 123 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,100 And you know, y 'all could elope. I got a better idea. 124 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,180 Let's sneak off to Vegas and get married. 125 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:51,990 You're not going to tell your parents? 126 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,550 Oh, of course I am. 127 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:58,790 After we find a place to live and have a couple of kids, then our kids will have 128 00:09:58,790 --> 00:10:01,550 kids, and then I'll drive out to Mama's grave and tell her. 129 00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:08,130 What's going on, babe? 130 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:11,030 My mom thinks we're too young to get married. 131 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:14,670 Well, what are we going to do? Don't worry about it. After she sees how happy 132 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:16,210 are, she'll be all for it. 133 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:17,530 Then let's do this. 134 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,680 Look, we could go now. T could be the best man, and Stevie could be the maid 135 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,340 honor. You know I'm down. 136 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:23,780 Stevie? 137 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,660 I don't know, Kim. Don't you think you're rushing things a little bit? 138 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,300 I don't know. We could wait until tomorrow. 139 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,620 Kim, you haven't even known him for that long. I mean, what's his favorite 140 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,800 color? Um... His favorite food? 141 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,240 Well... His favorite movie? 142 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:43,100 Girl, this is not Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. 143 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,320 Who wants to be happy? 144 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,440 Well, Jor -El makes me happy. 145 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,940 Okay, I mean, if you're sure, then of course I'll be there for you. 146 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,560 Good. Then loan me $20 for gas, because we're getting married. 147 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,920 Hey, we're going to meet y 'all downstairs. We're going to look at the 148 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:03,900 Oh, 149 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,840 and now I'm finally having a real date with the professor, and I didn't have to 150 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,840 bribe. 151 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,420 How did you get on the list for the Make -A -Wish Foundation? 152 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,680 I'm telling you, Ann Dowd, I'm really feeling it. This is the start of taking 153 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,800 our relationship to a whole nother level. 154 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,540 I am proud of you. Shoot, I'm going to put you up for the plus -size play of 155 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:36,540 month. 156 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,180 You want to see the dress I bought for tonight? 157 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,280 I thought you were wearing it. Uh -uh, and this is special. 158 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,060 That's a wedding dress. 159 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:52,690 That's the big question tonight. 160 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:56,970 The only question he's going to ask is which mental institution to take you to. 161 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,290 And, White, you really are a wacko. 162 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:06,130 Oh, get the door. I want to make an entrance. You're already here. Girl, 163 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,130 get the door. 164 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,590 Hey, Professor, come on in. Nicky will be with you in just a minute. Can I get 165 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,590 you anything? 166 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,650 Yeah, a gun. 167 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,070 Hi, Professor. 168 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700 And loaded. 169 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,680 Hand out. Take a picture of me and my attendant. 170 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,640 Miss Parker, is this really necessary? 171 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,560 Well, we could make our own home video like Pamela and Tommy Lee. 172 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,880 All right, 173 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:39,599 let's go. 174 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,540 You can follow me in your car. 175 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:03,889 is in Vegas. 176 00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:05,990 She's going to marry that little rusty butt boyfriend of hers. 177 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:09,930 Oh, I can't believe it. She didn't even invite me. 178 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,450 Miss Parker, are we going on this date or not? 179 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,450 And, uh, what am I going to do? 180 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:21,110 Miss Parker, you don't want to go. I understand. 181 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,370 You better hurry and make your mind up. 182 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,880 Are you really sure about this? I mean, marriage is so 20th century. 183 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,120 You know, he probably wants you to stay at home and not even work. 184 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600 Hi. 185 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,260 I got to tell you, Jarrell, you're a better man than me. 186 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,460 What do you mean? 187 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,100 Getting up your bachelorhood to become a married man, especially now. 188 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,980 Think about it. You're going to be getting paid, hanging out with Betty. 189 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,980 You're going to meet a bomb French freak every day of the week. 190 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,920 You're giving all that up for love. 191 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:26,360 I'm going to come home to your girl Kim 365 days a year for the rest of your 192 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,360 life. 193 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,440 You jealous? You wish it was me, don't you? 194 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,580 Man, I don't even know who you are. 195 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,060 I'll be lucky. 196 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,540 Excuse me. 197 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,120 Wedding, divorce, or traffic school? 198 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:51,120 Wedding. I married Jarrell Goodrich, that fine gentleman over there. 199 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:57,750 I assume you want the cheapest wedding possible. 200 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,670 Our po' boy special. 201 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,110 You read your own vows, we throw in a cup of rice. 202 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:07,290 All for the low, low price of $299 .99. 203 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,350 That's ridiculous. We're not paying that. 204 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,210 Excuse me, I'm the one getting married. 205 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:16,650 Well, whoever is getting married needs to make up their minds now. 206 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,390 That elderly couple that was waiting? 207 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:22,190 Well, let's just say death did them part. 208 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,670 Goodie, see, Stevie, that's a sign. Or a warning. 209 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,190 You jealous. 210 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,550 You wish you were me, don't you? 211 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:33,930 Girl, I don't even know who you are. 212 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:35,530 I'm Mrs. Lucky. 213 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,210 Come on, Jarrell. 214 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,130 Jarrell? 215 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,370 Where did he go? 216 00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:47,030 Can't you go any faster? 217 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,670 If I could, you would have never caught me in front of your house. 218 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,290 Step on it, Professor. I have to save my daughter. 219 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:56,570 I don't know why we had to take my car. 220 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,330 I told you, I couldn't get any flights. 221 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,710 Besides, this is a date you're supposed to drive. 222 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,110 Yeah. 223 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,330 Oh, good, I got you. 224 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,210 Veronica? 225 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,690 I'm so sorry, Stanley. Please forgive me. 226 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,910 I've just been under a lot of stress lately. 227 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,030 If it's not too late, I'd like to make it up to you. 228 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,870 Right now, I'm soaking in a... 229 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:25,430 Great big bathtub of honey nectar bubble bath. 230 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:27,950 And you know what I need, Stanley? 231 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,830 What? 232 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:37,010 A nice, slow, thin -juiced body scrub. 233 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,150 I'll be right there. 234 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:40,550 Give me that. 235 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:44,790 Yeah, Veronica, we don't have time for chit -chat. We're on our way to a 236 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:45,790 chapel in Vegas. 237 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:46,850 What? 238 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,690 Don't worry, we'll get it on the way back. Now step on it. Look, I'm 239 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,330 Ow! That's my foot! 240 00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,030 Don't worry, I'll massage it later. 241 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,470 In our hotel room. 242 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,070 Oh, great! 243 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,210 The fuzz! Are you happy now? 244 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:04,630 We cannot run it. 245 00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:06,130 Are you an insane woman? 246 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,490 This is a BMW. 247 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,550 It's the ultimate driving machine. 248 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,270 And you are the ultimate... Ow! 249 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:13,210 I'm pulling over. 250 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,530 No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not! 251 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,270 We're out of gas. 252 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:27,369 Out of gas? 253 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,170 How could you be out of gas? 254 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:33,010 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were going to a play instead of the front end of a 255 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,610 high -speed police chase to Vegas. 256 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:37,870 Just relax, Professor. 257 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:42,710 Now, once I calmly explain the situation with Kim, I'm sure the police officer 258 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:43,710 will understand. 259 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:44,790 Get out of the car. 260 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,330 Put your hands behind your head and lie face down on the road. 261 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,610 You get out first. 262 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,510 Get out. You get out. 263 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,230 Well, 264 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:09,070 maybe 265 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,070 you ought to slow your roll. 266 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,530 Kim's probably looking for us. 267 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:16,050 Look, I did not come to Vegas just to get married, all right? Two minutes, I'm 268 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,050 ahead. I can feel it. 269 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,810 This machine is whack. 270 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,770 Nah, man, you're whack. It's Poogie Man Kim right now. 271 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:33,950 What if you're so worried about it, why don't you marry me? Nah, man, that's 272 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,450 your thing. I'm gonna play it. Oh, Lord. 273 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,170 Get off that machine. It's mine. 274 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,690 Fuck off, Junior, before I cut you. 275 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,130 See, man, 276 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:21,470 you got any more money? 277 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,090 Nah, man, you tapped us out. 278 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,590 Oh, man, now what am I going to do? 279 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,640 You don't want to marry me, baby. 280 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,920 Why is that? 281 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,140 I've got a gambling problem. 282 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,060 That's not a problem. 283 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,200 I love you. We can work it out. 284 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,520 Married people do that. 285 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,300 But I lost all our money, so we can't get married. 286 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,780 Now, that's a problem. 287 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:51,240 How could you do that? 288 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,800 I'm sorry, baby. 289 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,120 Don't be mad. 290 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,640 I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. 291 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,380 My mama was right. I had no business running off to marry you. 292 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,420 I'll make it up to you. 293 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,059 Yeah, right. 294 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:05,979 I'm going. 295 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,900 Stevie, let's go flirt with an old man so we can get some plane tickets home. 296 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,220 Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold up. 297 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,100 I found a dolly. 298 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,100 Hey, that's enough for all you can eat buffet. 299 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,480 Look, baby, if you and I were meant to be, then this is going to pay off. 300 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440 Who the left? 301 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,720 Black girl with blonde hair and green -blue all her eyes. 302 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,120 She with a short little guy? 303 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,160 A so -soon -to -be -dead little guy. 304 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,440 In the chapel. 305 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Cat! 306 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,980 I got a better idea. 307 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,470 Wouldn't it? I don't know. 308 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:22,250 My baby's got a brain. 309 00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:23,610 What is this? 310 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:32,230 Girl, this is... My mama wasn't letting me go to 311 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,230 school. Yeah. 22287