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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,290 --> 00:00:06,290 Uh, Jarrell, baby? 2 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:08,290 Yes, ma 'am. You want to keep that on? 3 00:00:08,610 --> 00:00:09,610 Yes, ma 'am. 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,650 So what are you kids up to? 5 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:14,790 Nothing. No, we're just talking about spring break while we wait for tea. 6 00:00:15,170 --> 00:00:16,870 Mama, what are we doing for spring break? 7 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:21,250 Well, you'll be doing your spring cleaning, and I'll be at the Desert 8 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:23,090 with Ann Dow getting my springs cleaned. 9 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:25,670 Well, I want to go. 10 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:28,670 I want to get my springs cleaned, too. 11 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:30,710 Oh, will you have $400? 12 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:32,530 No. I didn't think so. 13 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:36,310 Now I'm going to go grocery shopping. I hear they serve nothing but health food 14 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:37,209 at this spot. 15 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:41,390 Oh, hey, baby. How you doing, T? 16 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:43,050 Hey, Corbin. 17 00:00:44,730 --> 00:00:48,110 Listen up, y 'all. Corbin has something to tell us. Big news, y 'all. 18 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:51,210 You're performing next week at the Spring Bling in Palm Springs. 19 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:58,890 You'll be on the same stage as Red Man, Method Man, Yellow Man, all thanks to 20 00:00:58,890 --> 00:01:00,770 your main man, Corbin. 21 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:08,010 Hold on. Not so fast, Corbin. I mean, what kind of deal did you make? What 22 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:10,610 of money are we talking? How much stage time do we get? 23 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,110 When are we going to fill out our W -2? 24 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:15,130 Who are you again? 25 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,169 I'm Kim's man. 26 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:18,990 And Kim needs to speak to her man. 27 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,350 What do you think you're doing? 28 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:22,970 I'm just looking out for our future. 29 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:27,470 Baby, I appreciate you looking out for our future, but we're talking about my 30 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:30,690 career. Look, I know some things, all right? I can hook this up for you 31 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:35,730 Jarrell, I know you're doing your little DJing thing, but we're working 32 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:39,190 professionals. And Corbin, he's a working professional. 33 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:41,790 And you, you're just my boyfriend. 34 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:43,970 Oh, okay, cool. 35 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:47,910 I was just trying to help. Well, you can start our fan club. I'll make you 36 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:48,910 president. 37 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,670 Well, if that's how it is, I'm out. 38 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:57,230 We just want to set up some equipment, rehearse a little. Sign a few 39 00:02:59,190 --> 00:03:01,130 I'm sorry, I don't see you guys on my list. 40 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,070 Well, apparently you have the wrong list. 41 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:05,550 Or you can't read. 42 00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:11,150 See, Corbin Lightfoot, the future VP of Destiny Sound Records, made all the 43 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,270 arrangements. Oh, I'm sorry. 44 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:14,710 That's it, out of my way. 45 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:18,010 Not to be so physical. 46 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:21,910 Look, better get out of here before I club you like a seal. 47 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:31,890 You know, if you would just let us in, maybe you and I can meet up later. 48 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,830 Muscles really turn me on. 49 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:35,870 Oh, me too. 50 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:37,470 I'm gay. 51 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:41,770 Oh, have you met my friend T? What? 52 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,890 No, man, T don't roll like that. 53 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,830 Well, then T better roll his ass on out of here. 54 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:17,670 Because it's the damn quiet room. 55 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:20,550 Veronica, honey, you okay? 56 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:23,550 No. I'm bored to death. 57 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,130 What's that supposed to mean? 58 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,650 Bored. To death. 59 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:36,310 I'm tired of eating lawn clippings, listening to music, and having fat, 60 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,870 ladies stare at me in the locker room. 61 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:52,050 This is the perfect place for us to, you know, unwind and get in touch with 62 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:54,710 ourselves. I don't want to touch myself. 63 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:56,110 That's your job. 64 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,050 And lately you've been calling in sick. 65 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,370 Mr. Happy takes one nap and you whine. 66 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:07,270 Come on, honey. 67 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:10,760 I hear there's a big concert in Palm Springs. 68 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:15,300 The Spring Bling. Oh, no, no, baby. I have no intention of spending my 69 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,280 with a bunch of drunken college students. 70 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,480 I get enough of that at work. 71 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,120 Honestly, Stanley, sometimes you are such a stick in the mud. 72 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,600 I am nothing of the sort. 73 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,500 Mr. Ogilvie, your two o 'clock mud bath is ready. Oh, goody. 74 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,880 I'm serious, Stanley. If someone doesn't make some noise soon, I'm going to lose 75 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,880 it. 76 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,460 They searched my suitcase inside and out. 77 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:10,920 Oh, it wasn't in my suitcase. 78 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:12,140 I had it in between. Stop! 79 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,820 Don't say another word. I just want to enjoy this. 80 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,560 Miss Parker? 81 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,640 Professor Ogilvie, is that you? No, no, no, it's not me. Goodbye. 82 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,860 Hey, Professor Ogilvie. 83 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,420 What's wrong? You look so pale. 84 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,760 He looks just fine. 85 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,060 Oh, no wonder. 86 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,200 You're with Veronica. 87 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,520 I'm going out to get some real food and have some real fun. 88 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,420 I'm going to the spring bling. 89 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:44,760 You know what, Veronica? 90 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,980 You are getting on my last damn nerve. 91 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,600 So bling bling your butt right out of my face. 92 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,060 I could use some peace and quiet. 93 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,540 You're a sad man, Stanley Ogilvie. 94 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,640 I'm out of here. 95 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:01,560 Not without me, Nikki. Come on. No, girl, y 'all go ahead. I'm going to stay 96 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,600 back and get me a little peace and quiet. 97 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:19,190 These people should be losing their hearing to our music. We have got to get 98 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,050 backstage and find Furman. Yeah, but how? 99 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:22,750 Is that Jarrell? 100 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,250 Yo, Jarrell! 101 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:30,710 Hey, dog, who's with the all -access passes? 102 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:32,049 Oh, these things? 103 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:33,050 Oh, they get you access. 104 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:35,110 All over. Oh, I see. 105 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:36,970 They can get us backstage. 106 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:40,290 Yeah, I would, but I'm too busy starting your fan club. 107 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:41,650 Remember that? 108 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,870 Yeah, you can do that, too. 109 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,430 But how'd you get hooked up? 110 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,580 That's what I was trying to tell y 'all before Kim started getting all new on 111 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:52,360 me. My uncle is the promoter. In fact, he asked me which groups he should book. 112 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:53,620 Yeah, right. 113 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,780 Oh, my God, you guys, there's Warren G! 114 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:57,580 Hey, you better. 115 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,160 Excuse me. 116 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:05,660 What's up, G? I just wanted to say this concert is shiznit, man. You know? 117 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:10,100 And I'm getting ready to do this little tour thing, and I was wondering if you 118 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,860 could recommend somebody to open for me. 119 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:16,190 You know, No one comes to mind. 120 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,470 But I'll get at you later, Jim. Okay. 121 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:19,870 Well, 122 00:08:22,230 --> 00:08:25,770 enjoy the concert. You know, I cannot wait to see you guys up there. 123 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:27,230 Man. 124 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:28,610 Oh, darn. 125 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,570 Yeah, and I'm performing up. 126 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:40,730 Boy, that must have really relaxed me. 127 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:42,690 How long have I been asleep? 128 00:08:42,929 --> 00:08:44,470 Ever since you took a sip of my cocoa. 129 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:49,830 What was in the cocoa? 130 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:52,690 Ten miles to Vegas? 131 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:55,070 Who do we go and go to Vegas? 132 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:59,050 You promised to take me to my Veronica and that spring ding -a -ling thing. 133 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:02,350 You mumbled something in your slip about getting married. 134 00:09:02,590 --> 00:09:06,470 And I said, are you sure? And you said, yes. So here we are. 135 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:08,890 Listen, mad woman. 136 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,300 If you don't take me back to Palm Springs, I'll... You'll do what? 137 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,520 Get out and walk? 138 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,680 This is my car. Your car's back in Palm Springs when it's Amazon .buzz. 139 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,340 Put this car over. 140 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:24,660 It's a little damp out there, and I know you didn't bring your durag. 141 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,620 Stop the car, woman. 142 00:09:53,390 --> 00:09:54,390 Drive on. 143 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:57,950 Uh -uh. Not until you take off those wet clothes. 144 00:09:58,270 --> 00:10:00,290 You're getting my Corinthian vinyl wet. 145 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:02,610 Stop! 146 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:08,310 Miss Parker, when will you understand? I do not want you. I have never wanted 147 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:11,270 you. I will never want you. I want Veronica. 148 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:12,610 I want Veronica. 149 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:13,890 I want Veronica. 150 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:21,630 If Veronica died in a fiery car crash or accidentally ate red poison, would you 151 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:22,630 want me dead? 152 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,150 Parker, maybe. 153 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:31,190 How long will you take me to Palm Springs? 154 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,070 As long as there's hope, Professor. 155 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,490 That's all I'm asking. 156 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:44,990 Okay, according to this map, we need to turn left. 157 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:48,970 I don't need a map. I know where I'm going, and it's to the right. 158 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,410 Miss Parker, this is a deserted road. 159 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,760 The map says to turn around. 160 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:56,400 Let go of the wheel! 161 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,860 This road is a shortcut to Palm Springs. 162 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:03,860 Yeah, it's short, all right. So short, it's about to end. 163 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:10,560 Okay, now I'll go back the other way, which I would have done if you hadn't 164 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,560 anything. 165 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,540 Ms. Parker, how long has that oil light been on? 166 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,120 Oh, about three months. What does that mean? 167 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,480 Well, since you're out of oil... 168 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,830 And I'm surprised your car hasn't caught on. 169 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,760 Hey look, there's Corbin. 170 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,570 Hey, Corbin, over here, man. 171 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:15,590 Hey, what's up? 172 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:20,750 Corbin, you said Freestyle Unity was supposed to play here tonight, but Mr. 173 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,190 Clean over here won't even let us in. 174 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,250 No, you must understand what I'm saying, little shorty. What I say was, be here. 175 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:30,510 Then if the circumstances arose that presented the situation a possibility, 176 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:33,250 is when you will be able to have the opportunity to play here. 177 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,830 Maybe. Come on, dog. Straight with it. 178 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,430 All right, all right. Chill. Hang tight. 179 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:43,490 Stay loose. Go with the flow. And when Corbin comes back, you will be in this 180 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:44,469 show. 181 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:45,470 Meg! 182 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:52,570 Veronica! What are you guys doing here? And where's my mama? 183 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,170 Oh, she's back at the health spa trying to get felt up. 184 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:57,510 I mean, rubbed down. 185 00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,050 Oh, hell, she's with the... 186 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:49,090 a couple desperate looking wannabe performers hanging around? 187 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:52,050 Yeah. Hammer and Young MC just left. 188 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,510 We're talking about Freestyle Unit. 189 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:59,610 Oh, they left. 190 00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:01,630 They said they got tired of waiting. 191 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,150 It's too bad. 192 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,710 They were up next. 193 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,180 you out of those wet clothes, Professor, before you catch pneumonia. 194 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,500 No problem. I was hoping I would die before the night was over anyway. 195 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,460 Okay. Suit yourself. 196 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,620 Five, four, three, two... All right. 197 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,360 All right. 198 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,020 Don't look. 199 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,280 Don't worry. I got you covered. 200 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 supposed to carry water? 201 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:29,020 Well, I don't know about you, but when the big one comes, I want to be drunk. 202 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,220 Do you have any food in that kit? 203 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,300 I'm getting kind of hungry. Let me check. 204 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,440 You find anything, Miss Parker? 205 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,880 Mm -mm. 206 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,400 Wait a minute. 207 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,960 Is that chocolate on your... upper lip? 208 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,820 I'm chocolate all over, Professor. 209 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,480 Newick, let me smell your breath. 210 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,000 Oh, now you want to taste a Nicky. 211 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960 Just as I thought. 212 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,720 You have nougat breath. 213 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,520 Well, I'd rather have Stanley breath. 214 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760 That's it? 215 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 That's it! 216 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,280 I've had it! 217 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,700 I'd rather wander around aimlessly in the desert till I drop dead of 218 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,720 and have both... 219 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:31,070 feast on my maggot infested nougat free corpse then sit here another minute 220 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,070 with you 221 00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:23,010 I miss Stanley. 222 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,770 And then let's get back to the... 223 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,580 make a human banana split contest. 224 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,420 Who's in that? Me and him. 225 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,340 Dang, stop eating. 226 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,220 Let's make it to go. 227 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,610 Hey, guys, you know, we might as well get out of here. We're not going to be 228 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:07,650 stars. Yeah, well, I guess I better go re -enroll in school. 229 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,070 Listen, y 'all, we are not a bunch of quitters. No, we are... 230 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,380 Baby, I told you. I'm all about us. But when you diss me in front of your 231 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,960 friends like that, I figure you didn't feel the same. 232 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,120 You know I feel the same way about you. 233 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:51,880 I love you, boo. 234 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,000 I love you, too, baby. 235 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,540 Come on, let's go sit there. Okay. 236 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,299 Wait, hey. 237 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,600 What about us? Oh, I almost forgot. Y 'all next. 238 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:05,780 You promise you won't tell? 239 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:06,940 Nope. 17397