All language subtitles for The Parkers s01e17 A Simple Plan

Now, look who's here. Hey, Frank. How
you doing, Nicky, Kim?

Mr. Mitchell. Well, come on in. Have a
seat.

Well, well, well.

Nicky, it is so good to see you. And
it's good to be seen, Frank.

And Kim, look at you, a college girl.

I mean, who would have thought that... I
mean, um... Well, how's it going, Kim?

Oh, good, Mr. Mitchell. So far, I have a
C average.

That's just two grades away from the D's
list.

Isn't she something, Frank?

Oh, yeah, you took the words right out
of my mouth.

Frank, I'm a little concerned about you.

Why? Because you're a businessman.

You can't close deals with these rusty
knuckles.

Oh, well, I appreciate your concern,
but... Oh, that feels wonderful.

You like it? It's from our new Mr.

Egyptian line.

Oh, I love it. How much?

For you, family, half off.

Oh, Nikki, that's very generous.

Well, Frank, I was hoping you would
return the favor and cut me a break on

of those Saturdays. Like, say, hairball.

So that's what this is all about, huh? I
told Kim if anyone could give us a

deal, her godfather, Frank Mitchell,
could.

Since when did I become her godfather?

Oh, I didn't mean to ask you about that.

Look, Nikki, I'm flattered. So do we
have a deal?

Do you have $19 ,000?

If I had $19 ,000, do you think I'd buy
a salad?

Look, Nikki, I wish I could help you,
but I can't. The company has a no

no -hassle policy.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't haggle, so stop hassling
me.

Look, it's so 90s.

Mama, couldn't you picture me rolling in
this?

Ooh, there's even a chalk outline to
show you where to sit.

Kim, baby, that's not... Never mind.

Hey, check this out.

Ooh, a beamer. I thought I was going to
have to get a sugar daddy.

Back off. That's my sugar lump.

Hey, Ann Dill. Hey.

I'm so glad you made it.

Oh, and you brought some friends, too.

Hi, I'm Mike. Nikki Parker.

And this is my daughter, Kim.

Hey, you picked out a beaut. I just got
it in.

I'll tell you what. Since you're friends
with Ann Dill, I won't even ask you.

It's yours.

With a backseat decorated in black?

Black?

Did I mention it was only $2 ,000?

Did I mention it was sold?

whole bunch of money in Kim's flat tire.

Hey,

I'll change the tire. That has to be
worth something.

Okay.

Here's the tin.

There's the door.

Okay, calm down, you guys. There's no
need to fight. There's enough money here

for all of us. Uh, when did you get in
on it?

Well, I am your friend. Doesn't that
count for...

Hey, Miss, quick as I could, is
Veronica... Veronica, Veronica, I know

from... What do you want with me, Miss
Parker?

Three kids and a house in the hills.

But for now, I'll settle for your expert
advice.

Holy cow!

I've never seen so much money. Where did
that come from?

Now,

what do you think we should do,
Professor?

Okay, um, the right thing to do is to
turn it into the proper authorities.

See? That's what I was saying.

Of course, that'd be the stupid thing to
do.

Now, does, uh, anybody else know about
our money?

I decided not to tell the feds.

Okay, the professor has a point.

So this is what we're going to do. We're
going to keep the money for a month.

Why a month? I got needs now.

Because if no one claims it by then,
they're probably not going to. You see

I'm saying? Okay.

Why is that?

Kim, if you asked half as many questions
in class, you'd be doing a lot better.

Maybe I will.

All I want to know is who's going to
keep the money?

The person who's got the money right
now.

Vicki, you think that's such a wise
choice? I mean, we wouldn't want

happen to you.

Are you threatening me, Professor?

No, I was just a little concerned with
you.

right here.

Now that you're a big baller, shot call
it by breaking me off a little something

-something.

What do you mean, break you off a little
something -something? It means I know a

little something -something.

Listen, soda jerk.

You don't know about nothing -nothing.

But if you did, who told you? A little
birdie named T.

You mean a stool bitch named T.

Call it what you want, Mama Cass. I'm
in.

I knew they couldn't keep their mouth
shut.

long, remember?

Details, details. There's more than one
way to be sisters.

Who told you about the money? Sister!

Stevie, here's my deposit slip.

I'm uncomfortable discussing money. It's
so common.

You know what to do.

Okay,

you can do a wire transfer.

Miss Parker, don't you look prosperous
this afternoon.

Not your truth, Professor.

I thought at least you could keep your
mouth shut.

Miss Parker, please. Oh, forget it. I
don't care. The coach is in for his full

share. A full share of what?

You mean you didn't know about the $250
,000 we found in the car?

I do now.

You're right. There's too many roaches
on this cornbread.

Hello,

you

must be Miss Parker.

Mr. Christopher Alexander.

Import, export.

You mean like the Sopranos?

You know I get that all the time.

We share the same killer instinct.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you don't?

Well, maybe this might help refresh your
memory.

Calvin!

I'm warning you.

I'm not alone.

No, no, you don't understand, Miss
Parker.

Calvin carries my money.

My first and last offer, Miss Parker, $7
,500.

That's more than three times the amount
you paid for that car.

And judging from the looks of this place
and that rag you're wearing, you could

use the money.

I'm sorry.

And your offer's very generous, but I
can't accept it.

Uh -huh.

I see you want to play hardball. No, I
don't want to play at all.

It's just that it's my daughter's car.

I couldn't sell it without her approval.
And right now she's studying French in

Italy.

Let me explain something to you, Miss
Parker.

I'm a man who always gets what he wants.

So you will see me again. And when you
do, I assure you, Miss Parker, you'll

give me what I want.

Have a nice day, Miss Parker.

Calvin.

and then to do it.

offers up the community college system.

Stanley's right.

We can't be bullied.

We're Corsairs.

It's our mascot.

That's right.

We be tripping folk.

I mean, if this guy's got people, we got
people, too. Right, Woody?

Hey, that's right. We know some people.

Hey, we can't go out like no punks. We
gotta stand up and show these guys that

we mean business.

Go ahead, Bobo. Show them how you do it.

Let us join hands and bow our heads.

What kind of psycho killer is this?

Killer? Well, I have been known to knock
them dead with a rousing sermon.

I'll teach you spirituals. You want to
hear one?

Swing low.

Swing low, Bobo.

Woody,

where did you find this guy?

On the Green Mile?

This guy used to take my lunch money
every day.

He even took the teacher's lunch money.
All that's behind me now, Brother Woody,

I'm a soldier for the Lord.

He looks like the whole army.

Well, great. We have somebody to perform
our last rites.

I'd like to apologize for our behavior.

Thank God you were the one who kept a
level head through all of this, even

though it was probably our only chance
at a better life.

Somebody take over. I'm getting mad all
over again.

Basically, Nikki, we were just a bunch
of jerks.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, yeah, you were right. We were wrong.

Mark this day. It won't happen again.

She talked Vincent to us.

I heard what they do to pretty girls in
prison.

We couldn't see the forest because of
the trees.

Why is that?

I mean, you can see the trees.

Why can't you see the forest?

I'm really ashamed, Nikki. I mean, I
don't even need the money. My parents

rich.

Talk to your parents.

Yeah, well, they won't be around
forever. One day, with any luck, they'll

and it'll all be mine.

Yeah, and I'm used to being broke.

I wouldn't know what to do with all that
money anyway.

Probably blow it on fast cars and lose
women.

Hey, maybe I should rethink this thing.

What?

Oh.

Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

Hello, Nikki.

Hi, Michael.

Michael? What are you doing here?

Oh, I came by to give Miss Parker her
reward.

A reward for what?

You remember Mr. Alexander, the man who
bought the car from you?

Well, I sent him over.

You sent a gangster to my house?

Gangster? He's one of the biggest car
dealers in the world.

Evidently, that BMW you bought was more
valuable than any of us thought.

He found almost $250 ,000 in the tires.

he is now.

What did he do with the money?

He turned it into the police.

No one claimed it, so they told him to
keep the money.

They didn't know what it belonged to. I
can't believe this.

Yeah, I know. Some people get all the
breaks.

Well, Nicky, it's your turn. Mr.
Alexander was so grateful that he wanted

have a little something.

You see, I told you.

If you do the right thing, you'll be
rewarded.

Hey, it's been real.

having that money.

What you talking about, Mama?

I told Mr. Alexander to take that car
and keep his dirty money.

Kim, baby, say something.

Mama, go get my belt.

You can drive the big purple machine
anytime you want.

the money to the police?