All language subtitles for The Parkers s01e01 Grape Nuts

Where did you get that?

Evidently, the same place you got that.

But why do you have to wear it today?

Because I look good in it today.

Well, why don't you look good in it
tomorrow?

What's your problem? Now, we've dressed
alike before.

The problem is it's getting old, and so
am I.

Can't walk around dressed like my mama.

So what are we going to do?

I guess you better go change.

Why me?

You're right, baby.

Let's both go change.

Cool.

Dang, Mama!

Oh,

hey, Stevie.

Hey. So you checking out the sorority
too?

Yeah, I'm just curious. I don't really
think that much of the Greeks.

That's what you say when you don't get
in. I know.

That's my point. They systematically
exclude people and perpetuate

elitism. Doesn't that bother you?

It might if I knew what you were talking
about.

Is that my mama over there?

Well, it certainly isn't mine.

Mama. Hey, baby. Hey, Stevie.

Mama, what are you doing here? You
didn't say anything about joining a

Neither did you.

That's different. I'm a... college
student. Of course I'm going to be

about a sorority.

Well, I'm a college student, too.

But you're an old college student.

But I can still whip your butt like a
young college student.

But why do you want to join a sorority?
Look, I'm not trying to crowd you, but

this is my second chance, and I want to
make the most of it.

Now, which sorority do you want Mama to
join?

Oh, I want to join that one.

That's a fraternity. They're only
interested in men.

Good. So am I.

was just a front.

No, Miss Parker, this is my fraternity.

My,

my, my.

Tell me more.

Well, T and I are frat brothers.

I'm the chapter advisor.

And I'm sergeant at arms.

You should be sergeant at arms, legs,
booty.

You know, if you're thinking of joining
a sorority, why don't you check out the

triple A's, our sister sorority.

Sister?

Where's the girlfriend sorority?

Just point me to the white sorority.

Um, that would be the triple A's.

Right over there.

Hello, I'm Regina Foster.

Wait a minute, are you two already
pledging? Yeah, we pledged to never

alike ever, ever again.

Well, welcome to Rush Week. I am proud
to say... I'm a member of Alpha Alpha

Alpha. Hey!

Oh,

triple A.

So if we join, do we get free towing?

Anyway, we're one of the oldest black
sororities in the country. You'll find

members excel in leadership and
academics.

Academics? Uh, let's try another table.

There's a water fountain in the hallway,
sweetie.

It's Stevie.

There are three people standing here.
How come you're only talking to two of

them? You?

You're interested in this sorority?

Well, she does have good hair.

Don't you think you might be more
comfortable in one of the other

No, no, I'm quite comfortable with A's.
I get them all the time.

become a triple a you must first become
a great that's what you're called when

you're online online y 'all got a chat
room i already got my name chocolate

delight okay maybe i should explain what
it means

to be online huh it's a short trial
period for the pledges mama you might

to think about this pledge period is mad
crazy i'm mad crazy

I want to be part of the band. Yes, we
are.

And as Dina pledges, I promise you that
it's nothing but fun, fun.

I want it to be different from the
bunch.

Guess what?

You already are.

I thought you said this was going to be
fun.

Man, when did you start the 40s?

You're not having fun, great big mama
and great mini mama, huh?

I certainly am.

Me too, big sister. I wish I looked as
good as you. I, Chandra Carrington, love

being a grape. And anyone who doesn't
should not be.

your grapes you are sisters and to help
you understand that i want you all to

stand here silently as one until i
return until you return but how long

that be you'll know when i return

The new grapevine.

Greetings, big brother. Fine as wine. A
kai, kai, kai fraternity.

Incorporated. Gentlemen of distinction,
charm, and wit. Scholar by nature, lover

by choice.

When you walk by, all the ladies
rejoice.

Hallelujah!

Very nice. Very nice grapes.

May I have your attention? May I have
your attention, please?

Tomorrow... evening at my home, the
renowned poet Peter Ajakwe will read

his latest collection of poems.

I'll jack you up.

Seating will be limited to the first 15
that sign up. Thank you.

Mama, Big Sister said don't move.

rowdy type.

Sister, I wish I looked as good as you.
Then why are you smiling?

My hair's too tight?

man is too fine. Don't I know a girl?
You ever watch the way you... Big Mom!

I was having a conversation with myself.

But since you seem to have such a keen
interest in the professor, I have a

little assignment for you and the rest
of the grapevine.

I want you all to bring me a picture of
Professor Ogilvie in his drawer.

I have the IQ of a grape.

This hairdo I don't understand for ten
hours.

Please don't let it be in vain.

Mama, remember I told you the pledge
beard is mad crazy?

And I know you're mad.

It's time to get crazy.

Mr.

Ogilvie, I had a wonderful time. Good,
good. Discussion was stimulating.

I'd love to continue it. Maybe I could
call you.

At your office, of course.

I'm sorry. I seem to be all out of
cards.

That's okay.

I'll give you my number.

Call me.

Yeah, good night.

with this platyclean.

professors and the students who stalk
them.

watch my jerry i missed it let's just
flip this over we can get out of here

earplugs got him microphone

check one two one the plugs work he
can't hear a thing okay the camera's set

everybody ready

I should have never preached to this.

Let's just get the picture and get out
of here. Mama, pull the covers back. We

need to see them in his drawers.

Whoa. We got to get him up here first.

No.

Where did you get that from?

Let's just take the picture like this.
At least it'll show we were here.

All right, everybody gather around.

Wait a minute. What are you doing?

Mama still got work to do.

be big sister this better be good or
some great are gonna get stomped tonight

what is this it's what you asked for i
didn't think you were

stupid enough to actually do it do you
know how much trouble you could have

gotten the sorority into you know what
that's what i told him shut up kiss ass

what about the trouble we could have
gotten into little girl who gave you

permission to speak you 40 year old

Freshman. Hold up. That's it.

Mama? Uh -uh. I ain't having it. Game
over.

Mama, that's big sister.

And she just made a big mistake.

Nobody comes in my house and insults me
and my shoes.

Well, if that's the way you feel, then
AAA is not the place for you.

Oh, no, sweetheart. You haven't heard
how I feel.

You may be pledge leader and head grape
nut in charge, but I'm not putting up

with it anymore.

I may not know who they are yet, but I
know who I am. I'm a 36 -year -old

freshman and mother and proud of it. Are
you finished?

No. And if you ever call me Big Mama
again, you're going to get a Big Mama

down.

mess from big sister either but i'm 18
i'm having fun i like being a great and

want to be a triple a too great mini
mama are you coming yes big sister i

go mama i heard it i

ought

to

change these

Help yourself.

Are you okay?

It's Kim.

She chose the triple A's over her mama.

It ain't right, Dad.

Ain't nothing right about that.

Oh, yeah.

Young lady pledges, makes new friends,
follows her own path.

Yeah, she said it straight for health.

Now you're feeling me.

You're wrong, Nikki.

You're not mad, are you?

No, I'm not mad.

I'm proud of you, baby.

Go ahead, Miss Triple A.

You mean it?

I mean it.

You know, it was freaky.

We were initiated right after we left
here.

Big sister, I wish I looked as good as
you said she was sick of us and wanted

get it over with.

If you would have just held out just a
little bit longer, we'd be sisters now.

That's all right, baby.

I'm happy just being your mama.

Parker residence.

Who is this?

Habla Ingles.

Get the hell out of here.

I almost forgot. Mama's working here.