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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,450 Huh? Hey, who are you? 2 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:07,110 I'm Jean -Pierre Rompal, the guest star of the show. 3 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:11,570 Oh, yeah, Jean -Pierre Rompal, the musician fella. 4 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:13,870 Yeah, well, we got your instruments right here. 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,550 Yeah, but I don't play the flute. I play the flute. 6 00:00:16,970 --> 00:00:19,610 Well, flute, fruit, what's the difference? 7 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:20,910 Hit it, boys. 8 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:23,050 Yes, we have... 9 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,060 It's time to put on makeup. 10 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,060 It's time to dress up right. 11 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,500 It's time to raise a curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,080 Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. 13 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,160 It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. 14 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,590 Eat your heart out, Gillespie. 15 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:51,290 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome again to the Muppet Show. Voted the 16 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:54,070 best show in the world out of all the shows hosted by frogs. 17 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:59,140 And tonight, our very special guest star is the internationally acclaimed French 18 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:03,920 flautist, which means he plays the flute, Jean -Pierre Rompal. 19 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:10,280 Yes, but first, a song that asks the musical question, why are those people 20 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,280 sitting in a tree? 21 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:29,580 in the treetops all day long, hopping and bopping and singing his song. All 22 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:34,300 little birds on G -Bird Street love to hear the robin go, twig, twig, twig, 23 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:40,880 rocking robin, twig, twig, twig, rocking robin, twig, twiddly -dee, blue rocking 24 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:47,260 robin's only gonna rock tonight, twig, twiddly -dee. Every little swallow, 25 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:52,640 chickadee, every little bird in the tall oak tree, the wise old owl and the big 26 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,640 black crow, 27 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:59,740 their wing thing and oh bird gold rockin robin tweet tweet tweet rockin robin 28 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:05,580 tweet twiddly deet blow rockin robin cause we're really gonna rock tonight 29 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:07,200 twiddly deet 30 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:28,050 A pretty little raven at the bird bandstand Taught him how to do the bop 31 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:33,050 was grand He started going steady and blessed my soul He out -bopped the 32 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:38,850 in the Oriole He rocked in the treetops all day long Hopping and bopping in a 33 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:44,110 thing he saw All the little birds on Jaybird Street Loved to hear the robin 34 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:45,110 Tweet, tweet, tweet! 35 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,710 Rockin' robin' Tweet, tweet, tweet! 36 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:52,210 Rockin' robin' Tweet, tweet, tweet! Blow rockin' robin' 37 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Well, 38 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,220 that's something new. 39 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,399 They've never gone up a tree before. 40 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,100 No, they usually just go out on a limb. 41 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,340 Okay, great opening number. Great number, guys. 42 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,460 What's wrong, Miss Piggy? 43 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:39,460 The idea that an artiste of my stature would sing with a mouth organ -playing 44 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:40,460 stagehand? 45 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,900 It is the coupe de grace. 46 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:45,180 Beg your pardon? 47 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,520 Coupe de grace? It is French. 48 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:54,180 Sometimes it is wearying being the only person around here with culture and 49 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,680 refinement, n 'est -ce pas? 50 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,100 Well, actually, Miss Piggy, as you requested, we have a flautist. 51 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,490 Oh, God, is he any good? 52 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:05,330 Who's the best? 53 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:07,970 Well, all right, I'll do it. Oh, good. 54 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:09,670 Get the suit player out there. 55 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:16,310 Ladies and gentlemen, there have been many adjectives used to describe our 56 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,229 special guest. 57 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:20,370 Brilliant, imaginative, classic, to name a few. 58 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:24,370 But tonight he is about to earn yet another adjective, foolhardy. 59 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:27,950 As he attempts a duet with our own Miss Piggy. 60 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:31,030 Ladies and gentlemen, Jean -Pierre Rompal. 61 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:17,630 Yes. Lo, hear the gentle lark, weary of 62 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:21,530 rest from his moist cabin. 63 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:54,100 Majesty. You know, I usually sing alone. 64 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,840 You know, I usually play alone. 65 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,460 Lo, he the gentle. Lo, 66 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:03,980 he the gentle. 67 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 Kill the pig. 68 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,340 Encore, encore. 69 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:23,820 And now, ridding the world of evil, here comes Bear on patrol. 70 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,500 All right, come on. 71 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,220 Oh, what now, patrol bear? 72 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,919 Come on, you. Come on, come on. Come on, all right now. 73 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Sir, 74 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,140 sir, I caught this guy double -pucking. 75 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:38,659 Oh, yeah? 76 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:39,659 What's his name? 77 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:41,220 Well, he doesn't have a name. 78 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,539 Why not? 79 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:44,960 Well, he can't talk. He's a car. 80 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,400 Well, what's his license number, then? 81 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:53,520 Oh, oh, yes. It's, uh, it's ZZXKL. Yes. 82 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,320 Okay. Listen, Zyxkle. 83 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,560 How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty? 84 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,640 Not guilty. 85 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:05,940 All right, then where's your driver? 86 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,740 Don't know, huh? 87 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,340 I thought he said at home. 88 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,820 Did you say at home or don't know? 89 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:26,500 He said, let me out of this place. I want to call my lawyer. 90 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:33,480 That's funny. I thought he said, please don't send me to jail. I've got a wife 91 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,480 and mopeds. 92 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,340 So what are we going to do? 93 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,080 We need a police interpreter. 94 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,580 You called, Lieutenant? 95 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,920 Oh, yes, yes. Oh, police interpreter, sir. We're having trouble interrogating 96 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,940 this guy. 97 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:52,140 Ah, did you ask the questions in English? 98 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,160 Yes. That could be your problem. You see, you have to speak to them in their 99 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,160 native tongue. 100 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,620 You mean tongue. 101 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,560 No, tongue. 102 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:18,290 He doesn't know where his driver is, but he likes an occasional sip of motor 103 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:19,290 oil. 104 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,110 It's not his fault he was double parked. 105 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,180 Oh, Piggy, you know, Jean -Pierre wanted to talk to you. 106 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:42,759 Jean -Pierre? 107 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,200 Oh, yes, the flute player. 108 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:45,580 He's sweet. 109 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:48,400 Yeah, you know, I told him that you and he could talk French together. 110 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,980 Why? Well, he is French, and I thought it would be nice for you to chat with 111 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,420 someone of culture and refinement. 112 00:10:55,740 --> 00:11:01,260 Um, yes, well, I just remembered. I have laryngeitis. 113 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:06,260 My vocal coach told me not to speak French. 114 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:15,910 supposed to eat french fries oh excuse me excuse me i've been a great fan 115 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:19,030 of yours for years oh well thank you what 116 00:11:19,030 --> 00:11:23,970 did 117 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:30,610 he say 118 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:33,830 i'm not exactly sure 119 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:37,010 They told me that you speak a friend French. 120 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:38,470 Yes, all the time. 121 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:41,330 Well, um, I can speak French. 122 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:42,950 I just can't hear it. 123 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:46,170 Oh, sort of laryngitis of the ear. 124 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,790 Come on, Bruno. 125 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:54,630 Um, so nice to chat with you, Jean -Pierre. I must go rest after my 126 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:55,690 I'm certain you understand. 127 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,310 Hasta la vista. 128 00:11:58,650 --> 00:11:59,650 Au revoir. 129 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:02,950 She's very temperamental. She's a great artist. 130 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,310 Oh? 131 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,100 What is the English phrase? 132 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,640 Yes, yes. 133 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,360 She's a con artist. 134 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,660 You can say that again. 135 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,080 Yes, a con artist. 136 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,620 He did. 137 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:05,320 We'll be right back. 138 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:14,100 But my darling, we do not need all of this French rubbish when 139 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,220 we have each other. 140 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,920 Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques. 141 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,920 That is my name. 142 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,790 What do you think this is? Chomp liver? 143 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:46,070 Everybody dances, even the French poodle. 144 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:53,650 This is the worst accordion playing I have ever heard. 145 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,970 Oh, yeah? That's the worst French accent I've ever heard, too. 146 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:48,710 Gee, if you're rehearsing in here, I was hoping you'd just let me sit and 147 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:51,310 listen. Birds love flute music. 148 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,010 Well, I can understand that. 149 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,150 You know, flautists love birds, too. Oh, really? 150 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:57,450 Yes. 151 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,400 Oh, Dr. 152 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:14,220 Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today. 153 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:18,820 And today we have something to speed up those time -consuming repairs. 154 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:23,260 Yes, you've guessed it already. The electric sledgehammer. 155 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,200 Simple in concept, yes. 156 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,520 Is it foolproof? 157 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,440 Well, that's where my assistant, Beaker, comes in. 158 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,060 Very good, Beaker, right on cue. 159 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:40,460 Now, when I plug the machine in, you press the start button, and we'll drive 160 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:43,120 this stubborn old nail to kingdom come. 161 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960 Go. 162 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600 Oh, dear. 163 00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,370 Thank you, Beaker. Now you've broken it. 164 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,270 No, he hasn't. 165 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,550 Here's a Muppet news flash. 166 00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:15,190 Muppet Labs has announced the escape of their new electric sledgehammer, which 167 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:18,590 is believed to be roaming the city on a very long extension cord. 168 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:24,090 There is no need to panic, however, since the hammer only attacks really 169 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,090 nerds. 170 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:32,850 next. 171 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:36,010 There's too much violence on newscasts. 172 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,270 Hey, Kermit, you know the story of the Pied Piper? Of course. 173 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,210 Yeah, well, the rats don't like it. 174 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:43,470 Who cares? 175 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,630 Well, they filed an official protest. 176 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,710 Rats? How official could it be? 177 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,510 Well, listen to this. 178 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:53,790 We feel the Pied Piper shows rats in a bad light. 179 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,530 Well, what's wrong with that? If it was a good light, you could see their pointy 180 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,330 little noses and their long, icky tails. 181 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200 They're serious. 182 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,520 Well, do they refuse to do the number? 183 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:08,080 No, but... Then there's no point in discussing it. But... The closing number 184 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,280 the Pied Piper! But they have changed the story a little. 185 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:18,180 And now, please welcome our very special guest star, Jean -Pierre Rompal, making 186 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:23,000 his acting debut in the fairy tale classic, The Pied Piper of Hamelin. 187 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:50,790 Oh, Burgermaster, Burgermaster, whatever shall we do? Our little village is 188 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,890 being overrun by these ravenous hordes of children. 189 00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:55,890 Oh, no! 190 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,330 Ja, they are eating us out of house and home. 191 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,390 We'll have to hire somebody to get rid of them. 192 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:09,370 Cross my palm with silver, and I will rid the village of the nuisance. 193 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,210 It's a deal. I'll cross your palm with silver. 194 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:16,840 But? He wants the Lone Ranger's horse to run over his hands. 195 00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,760 It's just a figure of speech. 196 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,560 You'll get your money when you get rid of these pests. 197 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:24,780 Yeah. Yes. 198 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,510 Keep going down, keep going down the road. 199 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,850 Keep going, keep going down, keep going down the road. 200 00:22:55,710 --> 00:23:00,330 There ain't nothing that might be alone. 201 00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:04,070 Keep going down, keep going down the road. 202 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,700 down to the end of another one. But before we go, let us say thank you to a 203 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,760 wonderful guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Jean -Pierre Rampal. 204 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:15,680 Thank you, Cun. 205 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:21,500 It was a pleasure. I love working with everybody, especially with Mademoiselle 206 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,720 Piggy. Thank you, Jean. 207 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:28,640 I hope your voice gets better so we can have a long conversation together in 208 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,640 French. 209 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,180 Why didn't you write me a letter? 210 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,720 I will send you a B .A .D. 211 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,580 Oh, that's nice. 212 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:36,820 Do you know my size? 213 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,880 We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show. What's so funny? 214 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,100 What is so funny? 215 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,260 Recess rules the school again same time tomorrow night. 216 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:57,400 But don't go away. The Muppet Show is next on the Disney Channel. 217 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,180 Jean -Pierre has recorded an album of Frank Sinatra's hits on the flute. 218 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:21,319 What's it called? 219 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,320 I did it sideways. 220 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,400 Oh! 16369