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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,780 --> 00:00:02,780 Oh, Doug! 2 00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:05,360 Doug Henning! 30 seconds to curtain, Doug! 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,060 I'm rehearsing, Scooter. Come on over and watch. 4 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:09,259 Oh, great! 5 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,340 I love magic! 6 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:15,460 Wonderful, because this is a very beautiful illusion with my bare hands 7 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:19,900 very beautiful seashells. Some sleight of hand. 8 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,360 The poetry of magic. 9 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,980 Your magic feats are amazing. 10 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,600 Well, I thank you, and my magic feats thank you. 11 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:53,380 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 12 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,820 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Doug Finney. 13 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,600 Omega's watching again. 14 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,460 It's time to get things started. 15 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:37,580 Goodbye. 16 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:53,900 Thank you, thank you. Hi -ho and welcome again to the Muppet Show. And folks, 17 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,460 are you going to be amazed and astounded tonight? 18 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:01,440 Because our very special guest star is that master magician, Mr. Doug Henning. 19 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:07,260 Whoa. Right. But first, but first, for this very special evening, we have a 20 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,259 special lady. 21 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:14,500 It is my pleasure to appear with our own adorable Miss Piggy, the gifted and 22 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:19,560 glamorous, beguiling, sensuous, and sensational star of the Muppet Show. 23 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:20,780 Good. 24 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,100 So welcome, if you will, the most beautiful pig in the world. 25 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:26,400 She wrote that. 26 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,020 I'd like the frog to do. What's that? 27 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,320 Make us disappear. 28 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,660 Okay, rabbit. Ha -ha, here we go. 29 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,480 Nothing here, nothing here, and nothing here. 30 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:50,420 Ah! All right. Now I'm going to pull a rabbit out of this hat. 31 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,220 One, two, three, presto! 32 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,060 Shalom. 33 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:59,280 Ozzy, that's not a rabbit. That's a rabbi. 34 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,440 You're both expecting the Pope, maybe? 35 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,800 Sit down, please. Sit down, sir. 36 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:09,440 We'll try it again, okay? A rabbit out of a hat. One, two, three, presto! 37 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:16,660 I mean, that's not a rabbit. That's a robot. 38 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,600 You are expecting R2 -D2, maybe? 39 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:23,880 Excuse me, Robin. 40 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,940 Hey, hey, where's the rabbit? 41 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,360 He's asleep. 42 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:31,300 Well, wake him up. This is big time. 43 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:43,910 You shouldn't have tapped the hat. 44 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,840 saying it's magic a few minutes ago, we used a whole lot of electronic trickery. 45 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,660 You will see none of that in the next few minutes because here is the real 46 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:35,800 of Mr. Doug Henson. 47 00:09:57,260 --> 00:10:01,440 Have you ever seen anything put together worse than that? Yeah, my first wife. 48 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,020 Okay, 49 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:12,520 now, here is the terrific trick. Notice the egg and the handkerchief. 50 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:17,160 And now I say, hocus pocus, egg is gone. 51 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:21,040 Thank you. Thank you. Wow. 52 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:25,850 You made the egg disappear. Now that's what I call real magic. 53 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:27,230 It's under his hat. 54 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,130 It's where? 55 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,490 Under his hat. 56 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:32,290 It 57 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:39,370 was 58 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:41,390 only a trick. 59 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:46,010 Will you guys stop blowing my hat, please? 60 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:57,940 He's not here. 61 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,720 Huh, maybe he made himself disappear. 62 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,300 Oh, look at the magic stuff. 63 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,920 Oh, I wonder if there's any magic in here. 64 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:22,940 Leave me some magic to get me through the day. 65 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:31,100 Wonders that... Cast a spell I can't disobey If 66 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:36,680 it's all an illusion I'm filled with confusion 67 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:43,640 So leave me some magic Don't take the 68 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:49,260 magic away Leave 69 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:55,580 me some magic 70 00:11:55,630 --> 00:12:02,630 As much as you can spare And if people laugh at 71 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:09,390 me I guess I don't care To believe sets me free 72 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:13,770 more Isn't that what I'm here for? 73 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:20,670 So leave me some magic Don't take the 74 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:21,670 magic 75 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:33,370 Don't take the magic away. 76 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,310 I 77 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:51,930 once 78 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,290 again for Veterinarians Hospital. 79 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:57,650 The continuing story of a quack. 80 00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:02,050 Who's wrong to the dog? We've got to get down to business, Nurse Piggy. I'm 81 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,050 running out of patients. 82 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,810 That's what you think, Dr. Bob. 83 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:06,850 Holy guacamole. 84 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,250 What have we here? 85 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:18,950 And so we come to the end of the beginning of another Veterinarian's 86 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,550 Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. 87 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,830 Bob say... This has been a hair... 88 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:41,320 my guest hi on the farm every 89 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:48,200 friday on the farm it's rabbit pie day so every friday that 90 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:54,680 ever comes along i get up early and sing this little song oh run rabbit run 91 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,920 rabbit run run 92 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,190 Fine, fine, fine 93 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,780 Robin, I have some magic that will really make you feel better. 94 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,560 Hmm, I doubt it. 95 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,060 You do? 96 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:50,100 Yeah. Fozzie's been doing some magic tricks for me, and they're really dumb. 97 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,880 Well, you know, Robin, Fozzie hasn't really practiced and studied the art of 98 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:59,100 magic. But you know, Robin, there is real magic inside of each one of us. 99 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,220 magic that we all have that allows us to fulfill our dreams and turn them into 100 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:07,580 reality. And all you have to do, Robin, is believe in your own magic. 101 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,640 And then... Nothing is impossible. 102 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,220 Really? Yeah, it's true. Look, I'm going to show you some magic now that's just 103 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:14,979 like you. 104 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,980 You mean it's green? 105 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,840 No, it's small. 106 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,080 Your turn. 107 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:57,310 There's a change in the weather. There's a change in the sea. 108 00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:01,370 So from now on, there'll be a change in me. 109 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:05,910 My walk will be different. My talk and my name. 110 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:09,790 Nothing about me is going to be the same. 111 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,370 I'm going to change my way of living. 112 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,300 So we keep changing our minds. 113 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,000 Well, listen, give me a call if you find out who you are. 114 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:07,320 Clement, Clement, Clement, would you please introduce my act next? 115 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,680 Will you please leave me alone, please? 116 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,960 Oh, he's kind of nervous, isn't he? 117 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,300 Yeah, well, give him a break. He's been dodging rabbits all day. 118 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:25,220 And now we present, despite heart -rending appeals from the magician's 119 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:43,800 I will perform the famous Indian rope trick. But I must have absolute silence 120 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,800 for this to work. 121 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:49,899 Hey, 122 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:56,820 who's 123 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,820 that kid up there? 124 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,660 What's he doing? 125 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,280 He's hauling on some kind of rope. 126 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,780 Hey, be careful! 127 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,600 What? 128 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,960 Yeah 129 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,420 Thank you. 130 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:38,630 Oh, look, you're good. 131 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:52,220 We've seen a lot of fantastic magic tonight, but before we make our final 132 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:55,020 disappearing act, let us bring back the incredible Mr. 133 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:58,560 Doug Henning. Thank you. 134 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,980 Thank you. 135 00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:05,380 Kermit, I've just had a wonderful time tonight. 136 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,500 Oh, good. Hey, let's bring out your own magician, the incredible Fozzie Bear. 137 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:19,310 I'm really sorry about all this. Oh, that's okay. I love rabbits, too. You 138 00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:20,310 rabbits, too? 139 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,060 That's all, folks. 10011

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