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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:04,400 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Borga. Fine, I'll be ready when you're ready. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,360 Say, what's that you're playing? 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:09,760 It's Beethoven. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,440 Any requests? 5 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:12,740 Yes. 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,580 Don't play Beethoven. 7 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:22,980 It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Victor Borga. Yay! 8 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:57,030 I'm the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational. This is 9 00:00:57,030 --> 00:01:00,150 what we call a Muppet Show. 10 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:12,490 Thank you, thank you, and 11 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:15,090 welcome to another one of those things we call a Muppet Show. 12 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:19,130 Tonight, our very special guest star is that master of comedy and culture, Mr. 13 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:21,870 Victor Borga. And we're all very excited about it. 14 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,090 You know, 15 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,010 Victor Borga is not Swedish. He's Danish. 16 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:32,290 Well, 17 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:36,870 sorry about that. 18 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:40,230 Anyhow, before we get to good things like guest stars, we have to pass 19 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,910 some strange and unknown territory. 20 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:14,640 Everybody wants to be a macho, macho man. To have the kind of body that's 21 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,640 in the man. 22 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,930 the street than on the stage. 23 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:34,750 Okay, nicely rumbled there, gang. 24 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:36,990 Well done. 25 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:40,630 Excuse me, you have a Bobby Benson working here? 26 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:43,490 Yeah, he's downstairs rehearsing. Thank you. 27 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,550 Say, who was that guy? I've seen him on television. 28 00:04:48,850 --> 00:04:49,930 I don't know. He wanted to see Bobby. 29 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:51,710 I wish I could remember the show. 30 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,230 I wish you could remember this show. 31 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:56,090 Oh, right. Tell Mr. Borger to get ready for his opening number. 32 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,550 Hey, Bobby. Bobby, they're just great. 33 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:17,650 I know. I know. Yeah. 34 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,470 You Bobby Benson? 35 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,030 Well, I sure am. 36 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:26,030 I'd like to talk to you someplace in private. Well, gee, I don't know. The 37 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:28,990 babies. It's okay, Bobby. I'll take care of the babies. 38 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:31,330 Hey, thanks, Fozzie. Yeah. 39 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:32,870 Babies take five. 40 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,290 Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hi. 41 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:38,630 Hi. Hey, my name is Fozzie the Bear. 42 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:43,230 Yeah. Yeah. And I am going to tell you a whole... 43 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,380 He's truly one of the most distinguished and funniest pianists in the world. 44 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,020 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Victor Borga. 45 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,680 Ladies and gentlemen, there seems to be a dog on the stage. 46 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,180 Well, I hope you don't mind. I'm just here to admire your technique. 47 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,500 I play the piano, too, you know. 48 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,080 Oh, you do? 49 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:45,340 That is interesting. 50 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,140 Yeah, I hope that's okay with you. 51 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:50,040 Yes, it certainly is. I chase cats once in a while myself. 52 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,640 I hope that's all right with you. 53 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,200 Listen, be my guest. 54 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,340 No, you be my guest. Let's play something together. 55 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,680 Hey, can I do that? 56 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,520 What do you know? Do you know anything? 57 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,200 Maybe something by Bach. 58 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,460 My Bach is worse than my bite. 59 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:10,480 There are three barks, you know. Johan, Sebastian, and often bark. 60 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,140 I often bark myself. 61 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:16,720 He's a witty dog. 62 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,080 Okay, what do you want to play? 63 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,120 How about Liss, Hungarian Rhapsody, number two? 64 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,020 Oh, don't you know number one? 65 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,760 Okay, number two. 66 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,760 I'll start and you try to follow me. 67 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,980 Here we go. Okay. 68 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,920 A talking dog. 69 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,080 Piano playing also. 70 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,620 I wonder how his violin playing is. 71 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,740 Sometimes I fiddle around. 72 00:08:58,340 --> 00:08:59,340 The cadenza. 73 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,120 This is really the way it goes. 74 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,990 Oh, Victor, hey, that was a nice number. Nice going, Rolf. Oh, thank you, thank 75 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:10,510 you very much. But I had a bone to pick with you. They gave me my fee for my 76 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,190 performance, but look what I got. It was a mistake. 77 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,430 I think you must have gotten Rolf's. 78 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:17,090 Hot dog, I just got a raise. 79 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,850 Well, I'll tell you, I worked for Peanuts before. 80 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:25,230 Yeah, Peanuts. 81 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:33,670 Kermit, I'm just going to step out for a few minutes with my friend. 82 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:34,930 That's fine, Bobby. 83 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,670 Have somebody watch the babies, will you? 84 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:37,529 Oh, sure. 85 00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:40,570 Not Fozzie. He doesn't seem to have the nerve. Come on, Benson. 86 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:41,830 Come on. 87 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:46,650 Wait a minute. Hey, I just remembered what TV show I saw that guy on. It was 88 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:47,650 6 o 'clock news. 89 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,730 He's a cop. 90 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:49,770 I know. 91 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,010 Not a problem now. 92 00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:55,790 Who's going to take care of the babies? 93 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:11,680 Miss Piggy? Of course. I just love children and they adore me. I don't 94 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,680 this. 95 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,720 One, two, three o 'clock. 96 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,260 Something wrong. 97 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:23,820 Just a minute. 98 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,900 The Blue Dandruff by Joe Strauss. 99 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:06,650 Gonna make a big star out of me Make a film about a man who's sad and lonely 100 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:13,370 And all I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you 101 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:19,670 I'm gonna be a big star Like winning an Oscar, you can never tell 102 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:26,450 The movie's gonna make me a big star Cause I can 103 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,450 play the part 104 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,980 Well, hope you'll come and see me in the movies. 105 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,240 Then I know that you won't plainly see. 106 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,660 Who are you? 107 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,080 The biggest fool that ever hit the big time. 108 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,800 Oh. And all you gotta do is act naturally. 109 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,660 Hey, wait a minute. You can't do this. 110 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,920 Why not? 111 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,100 Well, you're a reflection. 112 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,660 You're supposed to do just what I do. But you do ludicrous things. 113 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:08,300 Naturally, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star. 114 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:12,160 Mike winning an Oscar, you can never tell. 115 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,900 The movie's gonna make me a big star. 116 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,060 Because I can play the part so well. 117 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,560 Well, I hope you'll come and see me in the movies. 118 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,380 Of course, I'll be there. 119 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,020 Be very quiet because I'm practicing. 120 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,480 Oh, Mr. Morgan. 121 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,800 Could I come in and hear you play? Yes, come right in. Oh, terrific. 122 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,040 Be quiet. 123 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,920 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 124 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,700 I'll be real quiet. 125 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,700 Very good, very good. What are you going to play? I'm going to play some 126 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:16,080 Beethoven. I'm playing the Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven. 127 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,660 Oh, go ahead, yes. 128 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,140 I don't think you would like it. 129 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,440 Why? See what it says here? Con molto tedioso. 130 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,190 What does that mean? That means... with great dullness. 131 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,850 I don't think you'll like that. Not the way you came in here. 132 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,210 Don't go. Please, please, for me. 133 00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:33,970 Okay. You have to be quiet. 134 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,330 Okay. Shh. Shh. 135 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,170 That's the Spanish composer. 136 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:51,830 me tie my shoes. 137 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:59,590 Gee, Miss Piggy and the baby seem to be getting along fine. 138 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,030 Yeah, I don't understand it. 139 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:02,650 Miss Piggy! 140 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,460 conducting the Infant Symphony in Tchaikovsky's First Piano Concerto with 141 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,180 guest soloist, Mr. Victor Borga. 142 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Thank you. 143 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,580 Ladies and gentlemen, it's my privilege now to play 144 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,600 Yep, that's my bag. 145 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,680 Okay, if you're ready, please. 146 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:45,280 All right, you all right there? Yeah, I got too excited. 147 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,280 I know, I know. The short piano. 148 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,800 Okay, if you will try it again. 149 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:26,950 But before we all sink slowly in the West, let us pause to say thank you to a 150 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,850 very special guest, our lady and gentleman, Mr. Victor Borga. 151 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:37,630 Thank you very much, 152 00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:42,190 Kermit. It has been a great experience, particularly the baby band. 153 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,010 Come on, baby. 154 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:48,970 Mr. Borges, since you were our guest soloist tonight, the babies would like 155 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,550 to have this baton as a souvenir. 156 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,530 Oh, but you have given me so much already. 157 00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:55,030 Oh, like what? 158 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:56,290 A chicken pox. 159 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,150 We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show. 160 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:09,300 Stay tuned for the magic hour. I dream of Jeannie and Bewitched. And make up 161 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:14,100 your own mind who's more powerful. Does Jeannie get the nod or is it Samantha by 162 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:17,680 a nose? Find out how you can vote next on Nick at Night. 163 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,350 Berger played the Muppet Show. 164 00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:42,830 Yep. Who won? This time, Victor was the loser. 11896