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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,130 --> 00:00:05,210 Leo Sayre, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Sayre. 2 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:08,710 Thank you, Scooter. You know, I don't really believe that this is the Muppet 3 00:00:08,710 --> 00:00:11,090 Show. It's so quiet in here, you can almost hear a pin drop. 4 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:18,050 Strike! 5 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,770 Now I believe it's the Muppet Show. 6 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:29,630 It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Leo Sayre! 7 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,440 It's time to put on makeup. 8 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,420 It's time to dress up right. 9 00:00:56,820 --> 00:00:58,640 It's time to get things started. 10 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,900 Why don't you get things started? 11 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,780 Come back here, Statler. If I have to stay and watch this, so do you. 12 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:08,880 It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, 13 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:13,600 salivational, motivational, this is what we... 14 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:30,960 excited about tonight's guest star because it's not very often that we have 15 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,320 really good rock on the show. 16 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,740 Yeah, we rocks are pretty upset by it. 17 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:39,480 I suppose that's true. I guess we've been taking you for granted. 18 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:46,140 My lucky rock with no sense of humor. Get out of here. 19 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:50,940 Okay, as I was trying to say, here is one of the truly great stars of rock 20 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:54,980 music, the delightful Mr. Leo Sayre, who makes us feel like dancing. 21 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:39,970 I'm in a spin. 22 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:23,530 paper number coming up next? 23 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:27,770 Oh, yeah, that's a song that Annie Sue is doing. You know, she's a girl singer. 24 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,230 Uh -huh. 25 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:35,410 I see, I see. Yeah, but she's not at all like you, Miss Piggy. 26 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:39,910 Well, of course not, Kermie. You said she was a girl singer. 27 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:42,330 I am a woman singer. 28 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:45,830 Yeah, yeah, well, that is true. 29 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:49,010 So, uh, what is, uh, what is she, a chicken? 30 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:50,630 Uh, what, a goat? 31 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:52,530 prawn, is she? 32 00:05:52,690 --> 00:05:56,770 No, no, she's a, well, she's a, she's a pig. 33 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:01,090 She's a pig. 34 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,090 Another girl pig singer? 35 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:08,270 Yeah, but you're a woman. Forget that, who cares? 36 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:12,530 Yeah, but like I say, she's nothing like you. I mean, she's very young. 37 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:13,730 What? 38 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:18,670 She's just a kid. She's very inexperienced. She's just learning the 39 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,730 Miss Piggy. 40 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:33,280 Oh, good. Oh, Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy? What? 41 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,420 Would you like to say hello to Annie Sue? 42 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,220 Oh, hello, Annabelle. 43 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,460 Miss Piggy. 44 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:46,440 How do you do, ma 'am? Yes, if you'll both excuse me. 45 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,800 Yeah, she had some things to do. 46 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,580 the Muppets' Delightful Little Lady of Song. 47 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:15,240 That is, one of the Muppets' Delightful Little Ladies of Song, Miss Annie Sue. 48 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,820 Shall we shoot her now before she ruins everything? 49 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,240 Hey, 50 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,060 that was terrific, Annie Sue. 51 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:49,960 Oh, thank you, sir. I was so nervous. 52 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, you were wonderful. 53 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:53,040 The audience loved you. You were a smash. 54 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,880 Oh, thank you, sir. 55 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:03,200 Speaking of smash... Miss Piggy, you know that dramatic recitation you've 56 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,939 wanted to do? 57 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:04,839 Of course. 58 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,020 Well, I want you to do it now. 59 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:10,040 Really? I had the stage all set up out there for you. 60 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,200 Oh, Kermit. 61 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,680 Which side did she kiss you on? This one over here. 62 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:28,730 It sounded good, but it wasn't quite the arrangement I sent in, you know. Oh, 63 00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,530 yeah. Well, your arrangements came yesterday. 64 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,490 Animal had them for lunch. 65 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:36,210 He ate my arrangements? Well, he certainly couldn't read them. 66 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:40,170 When Animal gets anything, he either hits it or eats it. 67 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,110 No third alternative. 68 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,690 Interesting. Anyway, it sounded good. You know, I'd really like to meet 69 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:48,990 Hey, you want to meet Animal? That's no problem. 70 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:52,270 Hey, one thing, though. What's that? You see that line down there on the floor? 71 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:55,550 This line here? Yeah, stand behind that line. Stand behind it? Yeah, that's 72 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,890 perfect. Hey, Animal! 73 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,410 Come on in here, Animal! 74 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:04,510 Why do I have to stand behind the line? Because that's how far his chain 75 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,510 reaches. 76 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,420 Uh, excuse me, Miss Piggy, Annie Sue is outside. 77 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,020 Good, she can stay there. 78 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,940 Aw, uh, listen, listen, Miss Piggy, she just has something to say to you. Why 79 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,060 don't you be nice to her for my sake, okay? 80 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:33,600 All right, Kermie, I shall be nice to her, but just pour vous. 81 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,040 Aw, thank you. 82 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,700 Send in the little twerp. 83 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320 happen. 84 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,380 with our resident hick, Mr. Fozzie Bear. 85 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,340 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Love you. Love you. 86 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,120 Nothing. 87 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,360 Okay. 88 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:53,260 With the help of my lovely assistant, Miss Annie Sue Pig. 89 00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:57,160 Oh, sure, now. 90 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:04,360 Yeah. I will astonish you all with... Oh, I forgot what I was going to 91 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,259 do. 92 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,380 Oh, yes. A memory act. 93 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:16,530 Yes, with the help of my lovely assistant, any... any... I'll help. 94 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:21,970 Anything big here? Yes. I shall now demonstrate my remarkable 95 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:24,350 photographic memory. 96 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,650 Hey, what's a photographic memory? 97 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:30,030 In your case, a memory that needs developing. 98 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:37,130 I shall now ask any hoo -ha pig here. 99 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:42,330 Uh, to close her eyes, and then I shall describe what she is wearing. 100 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:50,090 No. Uh, I, I, no. She will, I will close my eyes, and then, uh, she will, I 101 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:54,610 will describe what she is, uh, no, wait. How about we close our eyes and get 102 00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:55,790 some well -earned sleep? 103 00:16:57,990 --> 00:17:00,910 No, no, no, no, I got it. Listen, listen. Uh, miss. 104 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:06,240 Miss, uh, uh, thing -any -thing -thing here. Yes, yes, uh, she will describe 105 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:12,160 what somebody here is wearing. Yeah, and with my eyes shut, I will remember 106 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,280 where that person is sitting. 107 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:15,760 Uh, drumroll. 108 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:23,400 Okay, do it. Okay, the mystery person is wearing a little brown hat. Yep. 109 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,880 A white bow tie. 110 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:28,060 Yep. With red polka dots. Yep. 111 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:32,340 Yeah, well, so is that all he's wearing? Come on. Yeah, cool. 112 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,700 That's ridiculous. 113 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,940 I mean, that means apart from a hat and a tie, he's bare. 114 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,340 That's right. 115 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:40,820 It is? 116 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:41,899 It's you. 117 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:47,080 It's me? Of course it's me. Oh, yes, thank you. Yes, yes, yes, thank you. 118 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,840 Okay, stand by for Leo's last number. 119 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,000 Oh, Kermit, I am so embarrassed. 120 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,000 I forgot everything out there. 121 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,820 Oh, don't worry, Fonzie. They loved her. 122 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,940 Who? Your assistant, Annie Sue. 123 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:00,759 Oh, yes. 124 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,760 I forgot. 125 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,040 See? See? It's getting worse. 126 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,320 They seemed to like it. Oh, you were wonderful, Annie Sue. 127 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:12,300 Oh, thank you, Kermit, sir, but I really didn't do that much. Oh, well, you just 128 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,700 saved Fonzie's act. That's all. 129 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,020 Really? 130 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:20,540 I'd say that that bear was in a lot of trouble. 131 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,540 Yeah? Oh, no! 132 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,180 It's the frog's turn! 133 00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:40,270 and now ladies and gentlemen our very special guest star Mr. Leo Sayre 134 00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:58,750 My junk clothes. 135 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,820 It's only a heartbeat away. 136 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:36,140 It's not easy when the road is your driver. 137 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,290 Thanks, Carmen. It was just wonderful. 138 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:20,810 Really. Leo, Leo, I just want you to know... Yeah, excuse me, Pig. 139 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:25,610 Wonderful singer, and I think Leo... Oh, and he's so... Hey, you were wonderful, 140 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:29,150 honey. You know, you're really going to be a big showbiz star. I really feel it. 141 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,080 Tomorrow at 7 on The Muppet Show, Bunsen tests out the strength of a new glue, 142 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:06,460 forcing comedian Gilda Ratner and Beaker to become inseparable. 143 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:12,400 Coming up next on Happy Days, Fonzie quits his job at the garage to be a door 144 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,400 -to -door salesman. 145 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:21,320 That was an amazing mess of mediocre mediocrity. You can say that again. 146 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,640 Wanna bet? 11149