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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:06,740 Cheryl Ladd? Cheryl Ladd? 20 seconds to curtain, Miss Ladd. Oh, thank you, 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,080 Scooter. I just can't seem to get my costume off. 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,820 Off? You're supposed to put it on. 4 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:16,480 I know, but first he takes it off and then I'll put it on. 5 00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:25,480 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Cheryl Ladd. 6 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:59,820 Hey, would you guys be quiet? We're trying to heckle up here. 7 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:27,030 Hey, tonight our very special guest is one of the loveliest and most talented 8 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:32,170 ladies of the entire entertainment world, Cheryl Ladd. But first, on stage, 9 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:35,450 Piggy and Link Hogthrob in a steamy jungle number. 10 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:39,430 Many people nowadays are returning to the natural life in search of peace and 11 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,490 tranquility. Well, this may change their mind. 12 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,210 I love those. 13 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,300 You, Stadler. 14 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,120 No, you, Waldorf. Me, Thick. 15 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:10,700 Okay, nicely sung, Piggy. Thank you, Kermie. Yes, nicely sung, Chimp. 16 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,839 Nicely swung, Link. 17 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,260 Ralph, on stage for your piano piece. 18 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,100 I'm ready. Don't worry. It'll be great. 19 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,300 That won't be great. 20 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:30,850 Yes, but he plays it too fortissimo. 21 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,230 Whatever you say. 22 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,130 Excuse me. Hi. 23 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:36,990 Excuse me, but are you busy? 24 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:41,590 While I'm doing that introduction for sure, I'll add. Good. Listen, I've been 25 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:47,310 reading a book here on self -improvement. Yeah. And it says that I 26 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:53,270 boss, that's you, to make a list of my good points and my bad points. 27 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,430 Oh, Father, you don't want me to do that. 28 00:04:55,790 --> 00:05:00,890 Oh, but Kermit, I do. You see, it will help me to grow into a more mature and 29 00:05:00,890 --> 00:05:01,890 adult bear. 30 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:07,190 Well, okay, if you really want me to. Oh, thank you, Kermit, thank you. 31 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,970 Went pretty good, Kermit, but I think I played it too fortissimo. 32 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,870 What did I tell you? 33 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:18,470 Kermit, excuse me, Kermit, you know that list? 34 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:23,170 Yeah. When you make it, you know, really be honest, okay? 35 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:24,790 But gentle. 36 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:29,750 How can you gently run over someone with a truck? 37 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:36,730 Ladies and gentlemen, our guest star tonight is best known for her dazzling 38 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:40,770 performances on television, but acting is only one of the things she does well. 39 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:43,070 See for yourself, here she is, Cheryl Lamb! 40 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:04,040 The neat little rhythm of the happy dancing feet. When I look there, the 41 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,880 out running and bright. Now they're going to have a lot of fun. Make way. 42 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:09,340 Everybody's coming in. 43 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,960 See the big parade. 44 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,560 Make room. Give me some air. 45 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,100 I really get a thrill. 46 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,420 I know I always will. 47 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,100 Whenever I can hear the rhythm of a band. 48 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:37,090 Pigs in space, Snacks. Set up pigs in space. 49 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:42,330 Okay, boy, that was a great number. That charolette is terrific. 50 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,410 Yes, but that trumpet player kept going flat. 51 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:49,310 If I remember my history, Beethoven was supposed to be deaf. 52 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,830 I'm not Beethoven, dummy. I'm a bust of Beethoven. 53 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,470 Of course. 54 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:58,810 It's a job. You gotta do something for a living, and I'm a bust of Beethoven. 55 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:00,790 Any more questions? 56 00:09:01,390 --> 00:09:02,950 No, no, no, no. Nothing. 57 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:04,170 Just forget the... 58 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:05,379 Excuse me. What? 59 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,380 Excuse me. 60 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,620 Kermit, have you finished that list, you know, with my good points and my bad 61 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:13,180 points? Well, not yet. I just made a few notes. 62 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,640 Oh, oh, oh, a few notes, yeah. Oh, let's see. 63 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:19,820 Kermit, you're kidding. 64 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,200 You don't really think that I... Oh, no. 65 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,920 Not that. 66 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:26,260 Kermit. Look at this. 67 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:28,000 I need this. 68 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,720 Okay, sometimes I may be a little... Oh, Kermit, not this. 69 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:35,170 Fozzie, I think I better explain. 70 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:36,129 No, no. 71 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:40,510 Come on. It's okay. It's okay. I can understand how you might think that I 72 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,510 these bad points. 73 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:44,390 Oh, well, actually, that list is your good points. 74 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,670 I think I better go get a cup of coffee. 75 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:58,690 You want to talk bad points? Let's start with that crummy hat you always wear. 76 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,730 And now, Pigs in Space! 77 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:18,810 When last we left the swine track, Dr. Strangepork was on the verge of 78 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,850 completing his mysterious experiment. 79 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:27,010 Well, Link, this is it. At last my work is completed and I can present the 80 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,770 universe with this little baby. 81 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:33,230 What is it? It's a pill that makes pigs invisible. 82 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:36,930 What a wonderful and useful invention. 83 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,410 Let's try it. Oh, certainly. 84 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:45,610 Well, here's looking at you. But not for long. 85 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,730 This is weird. 86 00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:51,950 Oh, I think it's peachy neat. 87 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,650 Oh, I think I'm going to have to sit down. 88 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,270 Oh, Link, Link, a strange park. 89 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,230 Hmm, no one on the bridge. 90 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:05,910 Strange. 91 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:15,350 I'll just use the intercom. 92 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:16,890 Woo -hoo! 93 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,350 I'd say this chair is due for a spell of leave. 94 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,750 Testing one, two, three. 95 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,430 Hug, throw up to the bridge. 96 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:30,810 What the heck? 97 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,750 I know that hit. 98 00:11:37,510 --> 00:11:38,510 Strange pork. 99 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:42,490 Link! Oh, the pills are beginning to wear off. 100 00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,830 What do you think she's planning? 101 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:04,030 I don't know, Link, but let's not stick around to find out. Yeah. Link! 102 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:05,610 Huh? Hurry! 103 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:09,510 Uh -oh. Oh, Link, we found out. Oh, 104 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:15,730 smell that country air. 105 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:22,830 for a picnic round there. It's really nice. 106 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,290 What's that sound? 107 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:32,150 There's a new sound, the newest sound around, the strangest sound that you 108 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,089 ever heard. 109 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:38,090 Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's roar, it isn't like the cry of any bird. 110 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:42,750 But there's a new sound, it's deep down in the ground, and everyone who listens 111 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:47,130 to it squirms because it's new, new sound. So deep down in the ground, it's 112 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:48,870 sound that's made by worms. 113 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:57,480 There's a new sound, the newest sound around, the strangest sound that you 114 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,399 ever heard. 115 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:03,440 Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's roar. It isn't like the cry of any bird. 116 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:08,100 But there's a new sound. It's deep down in the ground and everyone who listens 117 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:12,460 to it squirms because it's new, new sound. So deep down in the ground is the 118 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,240 sound that's made by worms. 119 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,880 There's a new sound. 120 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,300 The newest sound around. 121 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,520 The strangest sound that you have ever heard. 122 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:28,800 Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's roar. It isn't like the cry of any bird. 123 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,560 But there's a new sound. 124 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,980 It's deep down in the ground. And everyone who listens to it squirms. 125 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:39,020 it's new, new sound. So deep down in the ground is the sound that's made by 126 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,020 worms. 127 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,200 There's a new sound. 128 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:46,720 The newest sound around. 129 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,840 The strangest sound that you have ever heard. 130 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's roar. It isn't like the cry of any bird. 131 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,780 But there's a new sound. 132 00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:00,200 It's deep down in the ground. And everyone who listens to it squirms. 133 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:04,740 it's new, new sound. So deep down in the ground is a sound that's made by worms. 134 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,580 No, Miss Piggy, come in. Oh, thank you. 135 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,300 Oh, by the way, I borrowed some of your perfume. I hope you don't mind. 136 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,780 Oh, that stuff's okay. 137 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,080 Oh, I'm so glad you came in because there was something I wanted to talk to 138 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,420 about. Oh, tell me yes. 139 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,520 Oh. Go ahead. 140 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,140 Oh, come on. 141 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,240 I am really a big fan of yours. 142 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,100 Of course. 143 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:46,520 Although I am a bit surprised. You see, most women are insanely jealous of you. 144 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,350 Well, I can understand that. You certainly are a threat. 145 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,230 Beauty can be a curse. 146 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,210 Do you know what I admire most about you? 147 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,230 Well, I'd like to guess. 148 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,330 My big blue eyes. 149 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:08,450 My beautiful blonde hair. 150 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,450 My self -like figure. 151 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:12,890 No, you're chopped. 152 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,530 What? 153 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:19,090 You're chopped. You know what? 154 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,010 You're really super. I've seen you in action. 155 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,490 Well, I've seen you deck a few baddies yourself. 156 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,830 After all, we have to protect ourselves. We are just helpless girls. 157 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,870 Ready? Ready. 158 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,870 I'm a girl and I mean that's only great. 159 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,050 I am proud that my silhouette is curvy. 160 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,640 I walk with a... Sweet and goodish cake. 161 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:51,680 With my hips kind of swively and swirly. 162 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,940 I adore being dressed in something frilly. 163 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:00,040 When my date comes to get me at my place. 164 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,140 Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy. 165 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,480 Like a Billy who was ready for the race. 166 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,280 Oh, oh, this is the dummy I practiced on. 167 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,900 Oh, Cheryl, how sweet. 168 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,319 dummy too. 169 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,320 Come here. 170 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,440 Yeah, where do you want? 171 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,580 Just trust me. 172 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,580 Ready? Right. 173 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,240 When I have a brand new hairdo. 174 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:48,470 Funny. The pearls. 175 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,610 I just laugh it up like. 176 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,190 What are you doing here? Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! What? 177 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,910 Careful! What? Those chickens are hypnotized. 178 00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,210 Hypnotized chickens? 179 00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,730 Yes. They're in my power. 180 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:06,670 Gonzo, I don't believe this. 181 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:12,290 Oh, sure. See, I hypnotize them and then I can get them to do anything I want. 182 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,710 Like what? 183 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:24,890 going to introduce you for a crummy act like that? 184 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,210 Sick him. 185 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:30,990 Okay, 186 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,470 okay, okay, okay, I'll introduce him. 187 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:43,390 Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, your own and you're welcome to him, Gonzo the 188 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,390 Great. 189 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:59,190 Now, students of the occult, I shall demonstrate my amazing powers of 190 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:05,690 I shall place a member of the audience in a trance. Aided only by the 191 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:12,010 strength of hypnotic suggestion, my subject will support with only one hand 192 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,530 5 ,000 -pound weight. 193 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,490 Who will be the first lucky volunteer? 194 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,100 It's just a question of mind over matter. 195 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,880 That's right. You don't mind and we don't matter. 196 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,020 You live to regret this. 197 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,540 We intend to. 198 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,540 I just don't understand you people. 199 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,160 Immortality is up for grabs. 200 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,420 But you don't deserve it. 201 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,020 No, but you do. 202 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,380 What a terrific idea. 203 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,560 I'll hypnotize you. myself. 204 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,640 I'll go down in history. 205 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:57,220 Look deep into my eyes. 206 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:01,280 Make my mind a complete blank. 207 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,740 My eyelids are getting heavy. 208 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,840 I am falling into my power. 209 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,840 When I count three, I will have the strength of an army. 210 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,780 One, two, three. 211 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,820 But how do you get out of it? It's simple. 212 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,960 I just snap my fingers. 213 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,140 Hey, Kermit, it went terrific. 214 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,700 He says it went terrific, but I know how he really feels. 215 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:55,659 How's that? 216 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,660 About so high. 217 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,960 Okay, that was a nice one, Gonzo. 218 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:06,310 Yeah, I don't know where you find these acts to do. 219 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,710 Well, I just keep my ear to the ground. 220 00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:10,630 It looks like it. 221 00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:17,670 You will all be happy to know that Gonzo did survive that last act and is about 222 00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,490 to embark on a new career as a lump. 223 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:24,110 But right now it's time for our closing number. Are we ready back there? 224 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,470 Who wants to know? 225 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,370 I do. 226 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,010 Oh, yeah. Sorry, boss. 227 00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:32,210 Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful Miss Cheryl Lane. 228 00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:46,290 On my shoulder makes me happy. 229 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:51,630 Sunshine. 230 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,570 Jai. 231 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:10,950 And Jack. 232 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:23,190 Hermit, I just wanted to tell you thank you. I have had so much fun working with 233 00:24:23,190 --> 00:24:26,230 the Muppets. I want to thank each one of you, starting from the top. 234 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:27,430 Oh, no! 235 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:29,050 That means I'm last! 236 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,450 Hey, Gonzo, don't be such a baby. Grow up! I'm trying! 237 00:25:15,939 --> 00:25:20,580 Well, let's go while the going's good. Well, I'm glad something's good tonight. 17534