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Walker, 13 seconds to curtain. Stand by, Miss Walker.

Are you kidding? Stand by. I can't even stand up.

It's time to put on makeup.

It's time to dress up right.

It's time to get things started.

Hurry up, they're starting.

It's time to get things started.

He said it was up to you.

Oh, hello.

Hiya, hiya, hiya.

Hey, maybe you can tell that I am not Kermit the Frog.

You see, just moments ago, Kermit went home.

He's not feeling very well.

So he left the news in charge.

Oh, no. Did you hear that?

I wonder how sick the frog is.

Well, if he put the bear in charge, he's very sick.

You've got great guys, huh?

Look, we'll still have a great time tonight because I know exactly what to

Talk about Nancy Walker.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Tonight's wonderful guest star is the very talented lady of song and comedy,

Miss Nancy Walker.

Introduce the opening number. Introduce the opening number.

Here is the opening number.

So I'm new at this.

You'll be okay.

Oh, I hope the damage wasn't too bad.

Hey, Fozzie, Kermit's on the phone. He wants to talk to you. Oh, thanks a lot,

Scooter. You nervous with all your new responsibility?

Me nervous? Are you kidding?

Hello?

Oh,

oh, welcome in.

Oh, hi.

Yeah.

The opening?

Oh, great. Yeah, everybody got a big bang out of it.

Huh? Oh, don't worry about Nancy Walker.

the introduction sure sure sure everything's under control hey fuzzy

what's on stage next i don't know what's on stage now nothing nothing's on stage

nothing out front either the audience is leaving

Hi, everybody.

Listen, I'm selling magazine subscriptions to win a skateboard at

And I was wondering if I could interest anybody out there in 72 issues of Field

and Farmer for only $5. All right, school. All right, enough. I'm ready.

Oh, well, then here's Nancy Walker, I guess.

Oh, hello, ain't got you. What can I do for you today?

I'd like a menu, some water.

And a whip.

Don't worry. His bark is worse than his bite.

He barks. I'm leaving.

One water coming up.

second glass of water here, and now the second glass is gone?

Will you just get the menu back here, please? I didn't take the menu over.

Okay, will you cook?

The theater will be easy to fix.

And you should have seen the way he got the audience to come back after they

started to leave.

What are you doing to me?

I was only trying to tell Kermit what a great job you're doing. I'll tell him.

I'll tell him.

Give me the phone. All right. All right. All right, everybody.

Hi, Kermit. Listen, I've got to make an introduction. I'll be right back and

explain everything.

Oh, boy.

And now, Veterinarians Hospital, the continuing storm.

Tune in next week and hear Miss Piggy say...

The prop man? The lighting man? I think you'd better talk to him.

Well, all right. Who do you think I should talk to first?

Maybe you'd better start with the lighting man. I think you're right.

Harvey!

I've got a pal.

A regular out -and -outer.

She's a dear, good old gal.

And I'll tell you all about her.

It's many years since first we met. Her hair was then as black as jet.

It's whiter now, but she don't fret.

Not my old gal.

We've been together now for 40 years.

And it don't seem a day too much.

There ain't a lady living in the land as I'd swap for my

dear old gal.

No, they're right.

Ah,

she's a sweet, fine old gal.

For worlds I wouldn't lose her.

Ah, she's a dear, good old gal. And that's what made me choose her.

She stuck to me through thick and thin.

When luck was out, when luck was in.

Ah, what a wife to me she's been, and what a pal.

We've been together now for forty years, and it don't seem

a day too much.

There ain't a lady living in the land as I'd swap for me

dear.

of you to lock the door.

That's cruelty to bears.

Listen, as for the sketches being done at the same time, do you know how many

times I've seen that done?

How many? How many?

Never.

You know what I do when things don't go right?

No.

Nothing's impossible, I have found.

But when my chin is on the ground,

Pick myself up.

Dust myself off.

And start all over again.

Yeah. Ah, don't lose your confidence.

If you slip, just be grateful for a pleasant trip.

And pick yourself up.

And dust yourself off.

And start.

Again.

Thank you. Thank you, Miss Walker. I feel terrific now.

Well, I'm glad you're happy. Yeah.

Well, listen.

That's just a song.

This show's in a lot of trouble.

Well, how do you feel about nudity?

Well, personally, it always left me cold.

I let you use my hairbrush. Big deal.

Well, no, because of those parts you play on television. I just knew you'd be

overly considerate, protective mother -type person. I just knew it. Well, I'll

tell you the truth. I'm no more protective of people than anybody else.

that mother thing is an act.

I want you to drink lots of liquids. No, don't eat anything. You starve to

fever, feed a cold, right?

Get into bed, turn the electric blanket up way up high, and I'll be right over

with some chicken soup.

Listen, what have you got?

number. Oh, Scooter, you do it. I can't go out on stage again. I'm too ashamed.

Everything's gone wrong.

Well, maybe this will cheer you up. What is this? What is this? Just read it.

All right, dear Fozzie, I just want to tell you what a pleasure it was to work

with you on your show.

You're really terrific.

I take great pride in presenting our wonderful guest star.

Fazi, don't forget her name this time.

Gonzo, I will not forget her name.

It's Nancy Walker.

I know it's Nancy Walker.

That's Nancy. Rhymes with fancy.

I know, I know.

Walker rhymes with talker. Gonzo, I have it.

And it's Nancy Walker, not fancy talker.

Gonzo, I know the guest star's name is Nancy Walker. I remember Nancy Walker. I

will not...

We danced.

been much of a show and you've probably had a lousy time and uh kermit will

probably fire me you're fired kermit what are you doing here uh well i

figured nancy walker deserved at least one decent introduction oh kermit i'm so

glad to see

What's his name? The Pen.

Okay, we'll see you all next time on us.

Come on, buddy.

Yeah. Yeah.

This Saturday at 6, join the tomorrow people as they get one step closer to

taking the sting out of the ultimate predator in part three of the Culex

experiment. Be here when the adventure continues.

On the Tomorrow People, this Saturday at 6 p .m., 5 Central, only on Nick.

Now, stay tuned for The Partridge Family, next on Nick at Night.

Wonderful! I loved it! Who was your favorite? Who else? The frog.