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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:16,790 is the creator of The Muppets and The Muppet Show, the most popular and 2 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:18,730 successful show ever syndicated in television. 3 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:22,910 He's created a new show for NBC which airs Friday nights from 8 to 9 p .m. 4 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:25,310 called The Jim Henson Hour. Please welcome Jim Henson. 5 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:38,010 Well, you do terrific work. 6 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:41,990 Thank you. So do you. You do some neat stuff. You know, we have a clip. I 7 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:45,750 haven't seen the show, but we have a clip, and I just saw a few seconds of it 8 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:49,210 when they were running it earlier today. Can we just show that before we kind of 9 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:50,169 get started? 10 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:51,170 Well, 11 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:54,230 the show is sort of a combination. 12 00:00:55,170 --> 00:01:00,190 Part of it is like The Muppet Show into the 80s. It's kind of a high -tech 13 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,190 version of The Muppet Show. 14 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:06,710 And then part of the show is also an assortment of other things. We have... 15 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:12,030 The Storyteller series that we did on NBC, that's on some of the time. Yeah. 16 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,490 then we just finished shooting a Miss Piggy in Hollywood here last week. 17 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,430 And that's going to be on later on. 18 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:20,230 And so it's a number of different kinds of things. 19 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:21,470 Don't get it. Take a look. 20 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:30,810 And now the undersea world of Jacques Roach. 21 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:35,850 We have been aboard our ship, the Boobaloo, for many months. 22 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:40,960 All is well, but I think the crow is feeling a little... Hey, Captain 23 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,960 When are we going to surface? 24 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,840 Yeah, we've been down here for months. 25 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:51,540 Are you saying that your soul has not been stirred by the salooned mystery of 26 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:56,340 the dip? The dip? What mystery of the dip? It's just cream cheese and instant 27 00:01:56,340 --> 00:02:01,880 onion soup. And has your heart not rejoiced and soared each and every night 28 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,620 we sing the theme song of our ship? 29 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,720 The sheep have a theme song? I didn't even know we were in this sketch. 30 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:15,600 Ah, boogaloos, it places you've been to. That's it. We're out of here. We're 31 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,600 jumping ship. 32 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:17,820 Jump sheep? 33 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,380 You cannot jump sheep. 34 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,820 I should say not. 35 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,480 As 36 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:31,800 you 37 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,100 can see, Carmen has joined us. 38 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:38,640 Hi there. Yes, yes. We brought the sheep along for Loretta here. 39 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:43,700 I couldn't look at the sheep, actually. 40 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,720 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a sheep joke. 41 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,240 That's a cheap joke. 42 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:55,600 Why NBC, Kermit? What made you... Well, I don't know. I got a lot of friends 43 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,680 over here, you know. The NBC peacock? 44 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,299 Yeah, sure. 45 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:00,300 He's a good friend of mine. 46 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,740 Yeah, he's very proud. 47 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:04,630 But a colorful character. 48 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:05,890 Yeah. 49 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:07,610 That's all I can do with that. 50 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:09,570 They treat you good, don't they? 51 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,190 Oh, yeah. I know the feeling. 52 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:15,330 Yeah, they do treat me very good. You know, they have flies on the menu of the 53 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:17,070 NBC commissary now. Really? Yeah. 54 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:21,330 Exactly. I didn't realize that. Yeah. How about Miss Piggy now? I imagine 55 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,330 well. 56 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:23,390 Yeah. 57 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,720 running with Miss Piggy, am I not mistaken? Yeah, I went to London to do 58 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,340 show. And all the way over there, I thought, Lord, am I going over there to 59 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,940 to a bunch of dummies, you know? 60 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,880 Not dummies. Oh, I'm sorry, Kermit. I mean, you know. 61 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:42,040 So I couldn't believe it. 62 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,280 But listen, 63 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,320 I'll tell you, it was the greatest thing that ever happened. You were great, 64 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,580 too. She stayed in the beautician. 65 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,760 In the beauty shop. He wouldn't come out because she's jealous of me. 66 00:03:58,140 --> 00:03:59,140 Really? Really. 67 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:05,060 How about Ponzi Bear? Is he on the new... Well, he's been around... He 68 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:07,240 here and works at the comedy clubs. 69 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,120 I didn't know. He's doing stand -up now? 70 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:10,340 No, he's parking cars. 71 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:15,220 He's trying to get inside, though. Any minute now, you know. 72 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,320 Come on, you never did stand -up, did you? 73 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:23,180 Well, you know, the only time, the closest time I came to doing stand -up 74 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,180 when I did this show. 75 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:26,110 That's what you hosted. 76 00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:27,610 I was the host of the show one time. 77 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:31,330 Anybody remember that? I don't remember that. 78 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,610 Did you do a monologue? 79 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:37,110 Yes, I did. 80 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:44,290 Actually, I was out here and I was doing a monologue and we... This is funny 81 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:48,250 because I was going to tell the story and Kermit can't tell the story. 82 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:51,170 Oh, he can't? No, he can't tell the story. But he's strangely quiet now, I 83 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:57,320 We don't talk at the same time. No. No, because what was funny is that I had 84 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,640 said to Frank, because they gave me a stand -up routine for Kermit, and he had 85 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:06,720 never done anything like that. And so I told Frank, who does Fozzie Bear, and I 86 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:11,260 said, listen, if this thing starts dying, please come out with Fozzie and 87 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:13,380 interrupt and you can rescue me. 88 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:17,700 And so I started off, and Kermit really did very well. Yeah. 89 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:21,020 And the routine was going very, very well. 90 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:25,260 And I was about a third of the way into it, and out came Fozzie to rescue me. 91 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,360 Oh, there you go. 92 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:32,080 But it was fun. The whole experience of hosting a show was a wild one. 93 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,440 Well, this is good. 94 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,680 We'll have to try it again coming. 95 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 Well, sometime. 96 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,320 Okay. And we'll be right back. 97 00:05:57,260 --> 00:06:00,800 I want to thank my guest, Loretta Lynn. Thank you. And you go to Harris this 98 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,800 week. 99 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,560 Tom Brokaw, who had to run. 100 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,500 And Jim, thank you very much. Good luck with the new show. It's on Friday nights 101 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,400 at 8 to 9. 8 o 'clock. 8 o 'clock. It's really exciting. 102 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:17,780 And I'm off to Acapulco and Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh and Fordham and then 103 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:20,140 Wheeling, West Virginia. So we'll see you in a while. 104 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,500 Thanks, folks. Thank you. 105 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:33,000 Coming up next, it can't get much better than this, folks. That's right. Robin 106 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,320 Williams and Jonathan Winters visit Dave on Late Night with David Letterman. 107 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:42,640 Then Maury Povich talks about his controversial show, A Current Affair, 108 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,980 Life with Connie Stump on Later with Bob Patton. 8727