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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,930 --> 00:00:09,570 hi there and welcome to the show we're all really excited about tonight's 2 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:16,250 program almost all of us are excited 3 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:20,370 in fact when i asked kermit about it he told me that i should really expect this 4 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:24,350 show to be out there I don't know what that means, but I assume it's a good 5 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:29,030 thing. Kermit? Oh, yeah, it's a very good thing, because tonight's show 6 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:33,250 around the theme of science fiction, and I'm relying very heavily on Digit, 7 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,930 since this whole area is very close to his heart. 8 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:40,370 Yeah, so when I die, I'm going to leave my body to science fiction. 9 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:49,070 Good evening, and welcome to our show. 10 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:53,470 Tonight on Muppet Television, Kermit's guest star is the one and only Bobby 11 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:57,050 McFerrin, a man who proves that anything can be made into music. 12 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:01,570 Yep, anything. He might even make a musician out of you. 13 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:06,150 Kermit, what else have you got planned for us? Oh, I'm glad you asked. Let me 14 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,150 show you some highlights. 15 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:09,710 My goodness. 16 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,310 We've got to get this fixed. 17 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,350 Good evening and welcome to our show. 18 00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:21,550 Hey, did you see all those groupies in the hallway? 19 00:01:22,610 --> 00:01:23,990 Those aren't your groupies, are they? 20 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:26,730 No, 21 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:29,810 I guess not. He doesn't have groupies. His albums never sell. 22 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:35,350 Anyway, I'm sure our own Kermit the Frog has a fast and funny half -hour plan 23 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,230 tonight. Isn't that true, Kermit? 24 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:40,010 I'm sorry, I can't hear you, Jim. 25 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:44,850 Could you guys, would you all just be, can you be quiet for just a second? Let 26 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:47,230 me, Flash, can you... 27 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,760 Hi there, and welcome to our show. 28 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,680 Tonight, Kermit has so much planned, I hardly know where to begin. 29 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,300 Stop the talk and cut to the frog, sign the lion. 30 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,640 That's very good. 31 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:06,900 You should have been a producer. 32 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,520 Kermit, what's the show about? 33 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,860 Well, there's a lot of fish in it, so I guess it's going to be kind of a friends 34 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,080 and relations show for me. 35 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,620 Great. Give my best to your folks. Will do, Jim. 36 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,920 It's going to be a wonderful show with our great guest star, Ted Danson. 37 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,420 Hey, Lindbergh, have you fixed that hole in the roof yet? 38 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,320 Just about, you stipper. 39 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,319 Oh, good. 40 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,920 Because I want everything chip -shaped for our guest star. 41 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,079 Uh -oh. 42 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,080 Whoa! 43 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,600 Anybody got an umbrella? 44 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:45,740 Good evening, and 45 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:46,740 welcome to our show. 46 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,560 Tonight, Kermit has a great show planned for us because his guest star is that 47 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,920 sensational country western singer, Katie Lang. 48 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,880 And I brought this hat for you so you'd look country western. 49 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,480 I know it's too small for you, but they don't have hats in your size. 50 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:04,640 Anyway, Kermit, what else do you have for us? Well, for one thing, I've got 51 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:05,640 garbage. 52 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:12,200 Actually, we prefer the term previously essential material. 53 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,760 Yeah! 54 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,810 Hi there, and welcome to tonight's show. 55 00:03:21,730 --> 00:03:24,610 Hey, didn't you get the message from Kermit? You're supposed to be wearing 56 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:25,610 jogging shoes. 57 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,330 Don't look at me. I don't know why. 58 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:29,610 You can ask Kermit. 59 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:31,290 Kermit, what's happening? 60 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,450 Well, our very special guest star is Smokey Robinson. 61 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,570 Sounds terrific, but why the jogging shoes? 62 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:39,510 Well, the theme is health in all its aspects. 63 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:41,730 Like, for instance, sickness. 64 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,840 Digit, good grief, you've got a cold? 65 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:52,840 Oh, it's a bad one, too. 66 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:56,980 I just blew my nose, a fuse, and three circuit breakers. 67 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,700 Good evening, and welcome to our show. 68 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,140 Wait a second, you're not the lion. 69 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:09,580 Very astute of you. 70 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:10,860 I'm the dog. 71 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,880 But there's always a lion here when I come down the stairs. 72 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,100 Why? 73 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,240 I have no idea, but I've gotten used to him. 74 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:21,660 Well, he couldn't be here, so he asked me to sit in for him. 75 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:25,040 Your frog got him a job in front of the public library. 76 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:26,660 That's strange. 77 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:27,920 Kermit, is everything okay? 78 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:32,000 Don't worry, Jim. Except for a small monitor problem, I got everything under 79 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,200 control. Our guest stars are the Nylons, and Fozzie Bear is going to pay a visit 80 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,200 to the Today Show. 81 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,280 That's so cheap. 82 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,380 How did this happen? 83 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,760 Well, I'll show you. 84 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:42,980 Instant replay. 85 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,960 See, here I am doing my introduction, and then Leon shows up with this woman 86 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,040 she went... Yep, 87 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:53,580 that'll do it. 88 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,580 Good evening and welcome to our show. 89 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,820 I hope you're hungry because tonight's show is all about food. 90 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,170 Oh, you're always hungry. 91 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,750 Anyway, Kermit, over to you. 6949

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