Original subtitles

Now, shh.

Don't tell anyone I'm in Smurf village.

La la la la la Sing a happy song La la la la la la la la la Sing a happy

song La

boom boom boom boom boom

Everybody know what the game to do.

Everybody here want a chance with you.

You know that your cousin and your brother in the trees and the bees and the

birds want to dance with you.

But I heard you were feeling.

I don't know if you're feeling cute, but you're looking so put together, I

just started feeling cold.

You got coordinate a match with

soon.

That's what I call a banger.

Great job, Spark.

Yay for us.

A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time.

No name.

Same time, same place.

Tomorrow. Gotta get to the calendar.

Papa Smurf.

Thank you, Calendar Smurf.

Isn't it grand living in a place where everyone has a thing? Excuse me? Oh,

you stepped in it now.

Papa. Papa Smurf.

Quick follow up, if I may.

And here we go.

I still don't have a thing.

And a quick follow up to the follow up.

Don't you think that that's a bit odd? Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.

I smile and worry.

Smurf worries.

You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough.

And Brainy is really smart and Grouchy is.

Don't even say it.

There's camouflage.

Smurf. I'm right here.

How to focus.

Smurf. Clumsy Smurf way back there.

Smurf. Handlebar moustache.

Smurf. Quiet Smurf.

What did he say? I have no idea.

But do you see what I'm saying? Papa? Well, you're no name.

That's a thing.

Is it, though? Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing, I'm

actually nothing.

Hey, sound effect.

Smurf, can you back off?

Even he's got a thing, and he's only been here since Tuesday.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

No name.

Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.

It's in there.

You just gotta find a way to let it out.

I've been thinking.

We don't have a magic Smurf around here.

Maybe that could be my thing.

Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.

But I'm sure there's something else for you.

Hey, list making Smurf.

What's left on our giant list of things to try to find? No name.

A name list.

Well, let's see.

Papa. Okay.

Today we tried.

Ah, 10,248.

Thanks. How many do we have left? Two.

Clog making and.

Oh, Shark taming.

That's wonderful news.

Let's try clog making.

That's a great idea.

Papa Smurf.

Right, Smurf?

I guess I could learn to like clogs.

Just take your time, though.

Name? Don't rush it.

I'll just be right here.

You got this.

If you can make something with a square toe, that'd be great.

Thanks.

Terrible clog.

You know, there's always shark.

Timmy, that one's already taken.

That's too bad.

Hey, I have a great idea.

Let's go pick some smurfberries.

It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of smurfberries.

I must admit, Smurfette, there is a gnawing emptiness inside me that all the

smurfberries in the land couldn't fill.

It's hard to be the old smurf owl.

I think I might know a little something about that feeling.

What do you mean? Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay by

our mortal enemy, the evil wizard Gargamel, in the hopes of luring all

Smurfs to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

So how do you handle that, Smurfette? Well, I just think about all the

friends who love me and that I love back, and I get the strength to keep on

keeping on.

You find your thing.

No name.

So don't give up.

Thanks, Murphy.

I cherish us.

I cherish us, too.

Infinity. I cherish you infinity times infinity plus one.

It's not a competition.

But if it was, I cherish you infinity times infinity +1.1 times PI times

infinity. And I'd win.

Smet's right.

I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have.

Start dwelling on what I do.

But why is that so hard for me? Who am I? Where do I belong?

Heavy heart but I carry on searching for the answers But I'm only moving

backwards what they say when they think of me

Does a name tell you anything? Just happy ever after

Ever really happen I'm always on the outside looking in never finding

nothing I'm always on the sidelines in the end and you only see the downside

when you're always on the outside I try to find a reason to be strong I'm

holding on for something but no one ever knows what's going on.

Cause you're keeping on the inside when you're always on the outside Always

on the outside

when you're always on the outside Looking in

Looking in

I need a chance to prove them all wrong and see the world from the side I

never walk on I know there's something there for me

I still believe

I wish I had my own thing.

Poor thing.

It's in you.

You just need a little help.

What's happening? It.

Sam.

What? The shell.

Sorry, quick question.

What's going on? Well, I wished for a thing.

And

you got magic.

Smart face.

Papa's not Papa Smurf.

You seem to have a bee in your bonnet.

What's on your mind? No name.

It took 10,000, 248 tries, but I did it.

I finally found my thing.

Well, that's fantastic.

What is? I know you said Smurfs can't do magic, but I can.

It's the thing I really wanted.

What are you talking about? He never stopped trying to find his thing.

And I'm so proud.

Show him.

Okay. Let's see.

Guy.

That's what I'm talking about.

It's

Siren. Joel.

It's Joel.

We found Smurf Village.

Smurf village? Wonderful.

Joel. How did we do that? There was an energy pulse detected on our energy

pulse detector.

Shall I send in your brother, Gargamel? Absolutely not.

That imbecile will only get in the way.

Just initiate extraction measures.

Yes, Lord Razumel.

Most evil.

What is that? You found us.

There's so much I didn't tell you.

Your Smurf location hath been acquired.

Everyone, listen to me.

Your lives are in terrible danger.

Smart Village isn't safe anymore.

We have an emergency plan in case this very thing happens.

Fight Ken.

What does that mean? Find Ken.

Wait, wait.

Everybody calm down.

We need to be rational here.

There's only one evil wizard who would do this.

Gargamel. No name.

Use your magic to find Gargamel.

That is not your greatest idea.

I just got Papa Smurf napped.

Just focus.

Concentrate. Okay.

Gargamel. Gargamel.

Gargamil. Garganville.

Oh, success.

My sweet Azrael.

What sound do you think a Smurf makes right before he explodes? Piles.

That's the sound I imagined, too.

You're such a delight, my furry angel.

Yes. Did you just speak human? Azriel.

It's Smurf Village.

Oh, no.

Not the evil wizard Gargamel.

Look, Azrael.

A poor, abandoned Smurf.

Let's smush it, sucker.

Huh?

All right, Gargamel, spill the beans.

What did you do with Papa? Papa? Nothing.

Release me from this cage at once.

Something tells me you're not telling us everything.

You got Papa snatched.

If I had Papa's smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

Maybe we should give him a makeover he'll never forget.

Hey, Clumsy.

Guys. Is this.

Is this.

It's just, didn't Papa say to find Ken? Spin this track from beginning to

end. Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

Thank you, Clumsy.

You're welcome.

No name.

This is how we're gonna get Papa back.

Let's do it.

This is not going to end.

Worse. I hate being eaten by a granny bun.

What's happening? We're obviously in some kind of non Newtonian portal.

Where's it taking us? To the Land of Ken.

We've been waiting for him, and today's that day.

I'm here, Captain.

Here. Worry Here.

Brainy presents Vanity.

Here. Grungy here.

Unfortunately, where are all the mushrooms and smurfberries? Where are we?

It's Paris.

How'd you know that? Smurfette.

What now? I'm not really sure.

Let's just stick to the plan.

Find Ken, save Papa.

Let's go first.

And turtle.

And turtle.

Sorry.

Hello, fellow wizard.

Members of the evil alliance,

we cannot hear you.

Oh, oopsies.

Sorry, I was just.

I was inquiring.

Did you all have fun Weekend Cod swallow Prazabel.

We can't link our four books together, erase all goodness, and shroud the

universe in a cloud of dark magic forever if we only have three books.

That's just Logic 101.

Yes, and I feel terrible about that.

And that's why I'm super excited to share some great news with the council.

Ah. You have your magic book.

Well, no, not that great.

But I am so close.

He says that every time.

You know, it's been 106 years and.

Razamel, how much longer do we have to wait for you? Do we need to replace

you? Rather now? No.

Please, no.

Sire, a word.

Joel, I've got a very important.

Zool. It's them, sire.

Who? Them.

The them.

Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents, thank you.

We're one step closer to total evil dominance.

Huzzah for the bad guys.

Huzzah, I say.

Yes, sire.

Huzzah, indeed.

Why did we design the Zoom Room so far away from our evil lair, Joel? Well,

that's where your laptop is, my lord.

My podcast microphones are set up in the Zoom Room, Joel.

Why wouldn't I use my podcast microphones for my zooms?

Yes, Papa.

100 years in the making.

He hid, I seeked, and I won.

You've won nothing, Rosamel.

Oh, really? Who's in a jar in my evil lair? Where's the book? Um, shoot.

I don't know.

I saw Papa and I grabbed him.

Maybe it's in his pocket.

Look at him, Joel.

He's. He's the size of a slice of apple pie.

Would a book fit into a miniature man's pockets, Joel? Uh, honestly, it

would depend on how big his pants were.

Oh. Go back from whence you grabbed him and find that book now.

Yes. Siren.

It's good to see you, Papa Smurf.

I cannot say the same.

Ah. I've got something in the same portal that picked up Papa Smurf.

Tease it, Joel.

Bring that magic book back to me.

Well, what is this wretched place? Gargamel.

Razumel. You found me.

I knew you wouldn't leave your own brother stranded forever.

Oh, I missed you so much.

Yes. Yes.

Reunited, and it feels so good.

Oh, and you're the one who took Papa's smurf.

Well. All right, all right.

Well done, baby bro.

Too bad you didn't get the rest of the Smurf.

And you never will.

My Smurfs are hidden away safe and secure.

What did you do? Crafty.

I just have to work headless.

That only makes me sm.

Don't buy my face.

Don't buy my face.

Actually, a dog's bark is worse than a T.

This place.

Watch out.

It's a killer brush death machine

of a bird.

A beautiful bird.

Who are these guys? City Smurfs.

Salut. My name's Moxie.

And we're the International Neighborhood Watch.

Smurfs Paris Division.

Ooh, that sounds important.

It is.

What kind of Smurfs are you? We are the standard kind.

Smurf Village Division.

Smurf Village.

Where's Papa? That's why we're here.

He told us to find Ken.

We'll take you to him.

We got you.

Follow us.

Ken's inside the discotech.

Get across the dance floor.

Avoid feet.

It.

Almost there.

Almost where? There.

See you on the other side.

So, where's Ken? I'm right here.

Let me guess.

Papa Smurf's in trouble.

How did you know that? Hi.

I'm Papa Smurf's brother.

We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.

And it looks like it just did.

Oh, sorry about the mask.

I was just doing a quick exfoliation.

I never have time for self care.

I always make Time.

Is the book safe? What are you talking about? Papa never told you about the

magic book? Pardon me, Kim, but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a

brother. Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know

smurf about Smurf.

With all due respect, Ken, we all smurf.

In fact, I probably personally smurf more than you'll ever smurf.

That sounds like a load of smurf.

Can you smurf that smurf up? I can smurf that smurf up and have it delivered

to your house.

Hey, come on, Smurfs.

Stick a smurf in it, Smurf that.

I don't like his smurfitude.

Ditto. Ditto.

Infinity times infinity.

Infinity plus six.

I win.

Then let's just leave it at that.

Fine. This is the handiwork of the evil wizard Rosamill.

He plays for keeps.

How do you know that? The part that he plays for keeps or the Rossum part?

Well, both.

I know a lot of things, fella.

Come, come.

All right, so let's go find this Razumel and smash him.

I like this guy.

Let's get Papa Smurf back.

Let's. You're staying here.

I don't work with amateurs.

Well, joke's on you, because I like being called an amateur.

It means doing something for the love of it, and that's me.

That's what I do.

Love that.

And a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.

What? Exactly.

You don't get it.

Your enemies are everywhere, and you have to be ready to take them out.

Like that.

Well, that's one of the most disturbing worldviews I've ever encountered.

Huh. Funny, coming from a bunch of Smurfs who don't even know who they

really are.

What's that supposed to mean? It means Smurfs are descendants of mighty

guardians. We swore to protect the four magic books from the alliance of

evil wizards, but your papa walked away.

Why would Papa keep that from us? You'd have to ask him.

I will when we rescue him.

Oh, no.

You're not coming with me.

Oh, we'd love to come with you.

No, I just said the 100% opposite of that.

Yay, we're going.

So, how do we do this? Yeah, how can we do this? Okay, we do this by

storming Rosamel's castle.

And we take no prisoners, except for Papa.

We'll make sure to grab him.

Hold down the fort, Moxie.

Roger that, Captain.

Ken, did you bring the turntable? The old timey one? No, we just went

through it.

Come on, guys.

The last one through is supposed to bring the turntable.

How do we make a portal now? We're not mind readers, ace.

And it doesn't matter, because my friend can get us there with his is magic.

Never heard of a magic Smurf? My magic confidence is a soft four right now.

Failure is the best teacher.

No name.

Dare to fail.

Failure would actually be bad.

Papa's counting on us.

Okay, Magic Smurf, take us to Razumel's castle.

Give it another shot.

No name.

Okay, come on, come on.

Take us to Razumel's castle, please.

This is fun.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle once more removed.

You need some serious therapy.

And a hug.

Well, they're all going to die.

Oh, look.

He hates this.

This is so much fun.

Wow. Can you believe it's been 62 years since.

Since you sent me on my mission to infiltrate Smurf Village, Remember? Oh,

yes. Yes, I do.

I just didn't think you'd ever do it.

You're hilarious.

Didn't you get my emails? No.

They must have gone to spam.

Spam? Why would they go to Spam? Fine.

I blocked you.

You blocked me? Why? We can discuss all of this brotherly business later

during a sidebar.

But for now, where is the magic? My book, Papa Smurf.

It's gone.

I destroyed it.

You are the worst liar I know.

You didn't.

You know why? Why? Because you're weak.

Like your best friend, Ron.

Don't you talk about Ron.

Look how upset he gets.

Don't worry, I'll get you to talk.

Those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.

Where are your Smurfs now, Lava? I'll never tell.

I have something.

Sayan. What is it? The energy pulse detector picked up a fresh portal.

The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.

Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.

And I know exactly where it's sending them.

Joel, let's go.

Wait, you're taking him? Joel is my favorite hench.

Minion,

it worked.

It did if you were trying to kill us.

Race for impact.

I think I just smirked.

My pants.

This doesn't feel like Rassignol's castle.

That's because it's not.

This is bad.

Oh, no.

Turns out our magic smurf here is a bit of a dud.

Maybe you ought to just stick to clog making.

We've been bounced to the interportal.

Waystation in the Australian outback.

And now we have to deal with the snooter poots.

Snooter poots? They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking

advantage of lost interportal travelers.

They like cake.

Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite.

Bite? Why do I have to do it? Well, I don't want to lose an arm.

Don't be a bully, Ken.

I'll do it.

No, no.

I got us into this mess.

If anyone needs to lose an arm, it'll be me.

Hold it out.

No name.

Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

Vehicle. And watch your pockets.

Hey, my glasses.

I need those.

What's going on? I can't see anything.

Trust me, it's a good thing you can't see what's coming.

It

double. Double chocolate with extra chocolate from food de Patisserie Paris.

Well, that can only mean one thing.

Hello, Kenneth.

Mama Poot.

Am I that predictable? Well, obviously not, or I'd have known you'd skip

town on me.

Oh, come on.

We'll always have Paris.

Look, Mama, I can.

I can explain.

Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.

Words are cheap.

Actions are what matters.

Actions and cake.

Looks like things worked out.

You're doing pretty all right for yourself.

Yeah, Kenneth.

Business is booming.

Every yahoo thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days.

Oh. Ow.

Hey, that's permanent.

Hey, looks like you yahoos could use a lift.

Yeah, we really could.

It's an emergency.

It always is.

It's gonna cost you.

We brought cake.

Lots of cake.

Swindling scoundrels.

You don't get to talk to my pooch like that.

You hear me? Don't listen here, my shaggy babies.

The emotionally unavailable Smurf didn't mean it was okay.

Great. Now I'm all out of cake.

Stop it.

I also take cash.

Oh. Or a watch.

But, Mama poo, this was a gift from my grandpa.

Give her the watch, Ken.

Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.

Jeez. Thank you.

All right, snitch time.

Well, tick tap way.

2 meters running.

Roswell's castle.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Heck, no.

No, sir.

Not interested.

Deals off.

What do you mean, the deal's off? Here.

This is just the wristband.

Ah. Fine.

Okay, look, here's how this goes.

You never saw me.

We never talked.

This never happened.

You get back out now.

Papa Smurf is in trouble.

Guilt doesn't work out in me, sister.

Please, Mama Poot, we have to save Papa.

Just drop us off.

No one Will ever have to know you were involved.

The alliance of evil wizards knows everything.

Nobody, and I mean nobody.

Comes back from Razumel's castle alive.

The walls of the moat are made of the bones of the ones who try.

Um, okay.

We've got a magic smurf.

Maybe he can stop those whispers.

So you're telling me your magic is strong enough to take on the whole evil

enchilada? The whole evil enchilada? What is that? These wizards have one

goal in mind.

To rule the world with evil by getting rid of all the goodness in the

universe. And nothing will stand in their way.

She'll tell me.

Magic smirk.

How are you gonna handle that? I will tell you how.

No name.

Come back.

No name.

No name.

Stop. I can't do it.

I can't take on the whole enchilada.

I don't have it in me.

Smurfette. I know.

I'm gonna let everyone down.

Hey, don't beat yourself up.

Pressure gets to all of us.

You just have to believe in yourself.

Yeah, but I don't even know how I'm doing all this magic stuff.

This isn't me.

I can't face off against a powerful wizard.

Listen. That voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough.

That voice is not who you are.

You're the only one who notices that voice.

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. You just need to decide who you want to be.

And every day, you'll become yourself a little more.

And before you know it, that voice will go away.

It worked for me.

I know what's on your mind.

I've been there too.

One too many times.

It's time to let go go living your life.

You got a story that you got around Heal up.

Wanna be great, wanna be real? Bonna be wild.

You were born to have faith Faith in yourself Born to survive.

Don't ever let anyone say.

Not anyone.

When the world says give it up, keep going.

Cause you want us.

Don't ever let anyone

saying not anyone

saying anyone.

So when you feel like nothing works when you try but it's getting worse,

getting hotter About a minute.

You don't have to be a cynic.

You don't have to ever L.

It the universe is telling us there's something more to life.

But you've been lonely Seeing what's in front of your eyes.

You were born to be great? Born to be real Born to be wild.

You were born to have faith Faith in yourself.

Born to survive.

Don't ever let anyone saying that anyone.

When the world says Give it up.

Keep going, cuz you want us.

Don't ever let anyone

say anyone.

You feeling better? Yeah.

The part with the kangaroos was a little weird, though.

What was that? I don't know.

No. Snow village.

Come on.

I'm a poot.

What happened? Razumel took two of my snooter poots.

And the rest of you Smurfs.

And you just took him? He took him back to his castle.

Razumel was here? Oh, yes, he was.

And he just made the biggest mistake of his miserable little life.

You still want a piece of him? Oh, yeah.

We'll take the scream buggy and I'll drive it.

The scream buddy.

Why is it called the scream buggy? Well, she runs out of fuel.

Of your feet.

What? Why? No idea.

Buckle up.

Hold on.

Your little smurf nubs.

Oh, no.

You can do this.

You break me.

You come around me.

It's raining smurf.

Hallelujah. Oh, my sweet Smurfs.

Come here.

Let me look at you.

Are you okay? We were so worried about you.

Especially me.

Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.

Joel, please hang my travel game.

Joel. What do you call a group of Smurfs? A gaggle.

A herb? A troop? A murder.

Well, it's out of here.

Razabelle. A way to give it 30% Palmer Smurf.

Great stuff.

Now give me my book.

We told you, we don't have it.

And where is my so called brother? He's relaxing with his feline associate

in the solarium.

Psy. Oh, now I hate that cat.

Could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil till, my dear.

As you wish, Lord.

Sir. Joel, fetch me a Clamato room temp.

Hey, what about us? Prisoners don't get clam drinks.

But I do have another treat in store for you.

I hope you like party games.

We're going to play one called let's Squish a Smurf.

Every time Papa doesn't tell me where the last magic book is till all you

Smurfs are squashed.

That doesn't sound like a fun game.

Joe, be a doll and move these fetid degenerate goblins to the squishy drone.

Four, two, squash.

I warned you about getting complacent Smurfs.

Can you.

Can you give us a minute?

The book is still safe.

But why are my Smurfs here? It's way too dangerous.

Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf village for the past

hundred years, none of us would be in Trouble? You know, I had my reasons

for that.

Do you think Ron would have just walked away? Who's Ron?

Hut.

Look at that.

That cleared out the sinuses.

Hey, you dead? That was absolutely terrifying.

I think I swallowed my gum.

I'm coming for your poach.

Mama's coming for a baby.

It might be good to not yell so much.

And give away our location.

Right? Right.

Okay. What is this place? Munich? Audubon? Rosamill? Stupid castle.

He thinks it's so spooky.

So how do we get in there? Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're

gonna have to sneak in.

Okay, let's.

Let's get some ideas going.

You know, blue sky time.

No judgments.

We pole vault over the wall.

That's a terrible idea.

And that's a judgment.

Maybe we can exploit a weakness no wizard can resist.

What kind of weakness? A fried weakness.

Your food is here.

Who ordered this? Ral Bizzard.

That sounds right.

He complains when his tuning gets too tight, but he's the one who gets

himself in this mess.

So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere? Absolutely.

Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time or they'll lick everything.

Okay, here's the plan.

We'll sneak into the castle inside this bag, and when we get delivered to

Razumel Cablano, we save everything.

We should have gotten more fries.

I'm a stress eater.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, it's the quill pen that my great, great, great grandfather Zazamel used

to sign the treaty of the alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.

Razumel always worship this paint.

I'll just put it behind this.

Enjoying the solarium? Yes.

Things. Thank you.

You're probably admiring Dada's urn.

This is Dada.

Oh, yes.

Dada in all his glory.

Sometimes when no one's looking, I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together.

Remember how he said that was going to happen? And rule together we shall.

Once we get our hands on that chanty Grimoire, the whole universe will be

under the darkly magic control of the Intergalactic alliance of Wizards.

And finally, all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.

Sounds amazing.

So you'll introduce me to the alliance then? Of course.

Proudly. But first, what do you say we shmoosh some shm heights? Say that

sounds like music to my ears.

And, hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be back.

And that we're together again.

I love you, Razumel.

Best friend.

Brother. Friend.

Brother. Love.

Ah, well, ditto, I'm sure.

Come along, Azrael.

We're going to watch the Smurfs get squashed for

absolutely repulsive.

We're inside the castle.

Maybe you should slow down on the fries.

You're right.

Just one more.

Are the plates ready? Yes, sir.

Hand. Oh, rain.

Gnawing mama.

Where's Terry the food taster? I don't know.

I'll break.

Fine, I'll taste it.

If I die, I'll kill Terry.

Wait a minute.

Did you forget to order fries again? You ate all the fries.

I love salty potato pastries, and I will not apologize for that.

Hey, don't look at me.

I didn't make the order.

Just check again.

What do we do now? I don't know.

Can you magic some? Up hand incoming.

Oh, magic powers from up on high.

Bring us fries.

Bring us fries.

Oh, here they are.

Onion rings.

Who ordered this garbage? They're Rasimo's favorite.

How did you know that? No idea.

It just came to me.

This

Ready, Joel?

Oh, good.

It works.

First Smurf.

Please, please.

Razumel. Don't hurt my Smurfs.

Then tell me where the magic book is.

Somewhere you'll never find it.

Then let's loosen those lips.

Who shall we squash first? Eenie, meanie, miney, holgo.

Hear that? That's the clicking sound of evil.

Let's go smurf that wizard up.

Last chance, Papa.

We're here to save everything.

Deal with my awesomeness.

My, those are dated moves for such a bold entrance.

State your business, stranger.

3 Papa Smurf @ once.

And give me back my bandwidth.

Or what? Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness all over this place.

What?

There must be a cat in here.

Is there a cat in here? I knew it.

Man, the dander gets me.

Is that what I think it is? Satan? Could it be? Jaunty grimoire.

I knew you couldn't hide forever.

I thought you said the magic book was safe.

How long have you been on my head? And how did I not feel you there? I have

soft hands and feet.

And I've only been up there since you made a wish.

Cha, cha, cha.

I'm magic.

Wait, were you doing the magic? Yeah, kinda.

Yeah. But the moonwalking was all you.

Yeah, actually, that was me, too.

I didn't even do the moonwalk.

There's no such thing as a magic Smurf.

Hey, chin up, pal.

Don't quit on yourself.

You made a wish for a thing, so I just gave you A head start.

You got a lot more magic in you than you think.

You just gotta let it out.

Oh, there's Papa.

Hey, Papa.

Thank you for bringing the final magic book right to me.

Oh, look who it is.

It's our lost little wizard girl.

Family member.

I'm not part of your family, you freak.

Tut, tut.

Methinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums from your childhood would

tell a different.

Here you are when you were Clay.

Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a Sunday barbecue.

Oh, and look at you, laughing at the caricatures who drew you in front of

the Eiffel Tower.

That's me.

You may have looked different, but you were always one of us.

Why don't I remember any of this? Oh, and here you are, enjoying the

wizard's favorite snack.

French fries.

Oh, how you love your fries.

That's a lot.

I hate fries.

I knew I didn't like her for a reason.

She's the darn enemy.

No. I'm a Smurf.

And PS News flash.

And FYI, that's not who I am now.

You can never change what you really are.

Don't listen to him, Smurfette.

You're with us now and always.

That's right.

I'm with him and them.

You sure about that? You did exactly what you were created to do.

You brought me Papa, Smurf and Jonty.

The final piece of the evil puzzle.

Here. Go.

Ipso delicto.

I went.

Time to rule the universe.

I want to stay with Pawpaw.

Papa Garden.

Grimoire. What a wonderful moment.

Too bad it has to be interrupted by reality.

No. Chivala Baku.

I'm. Wait a minute.

What am I reading? Oh, yes, that's better.

The Dark Power.

Course through your pages, now and forever.

I don't want to be evil.

I am Grimoire.

Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time.

See ya.

Please. I'm not going with you to meet with the other wizards.

Um, that's a big fat no.

This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.

But you said ditto.

When I said I loved you, I lied.

I'm telling Mother.

Mother never respected you.

Oh, you stupid cat.

Goodbye, Smurf.

Been so long, Runner.

Forever.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

I'm sorry, too.

This is my first job out of college, though.

I need a good review on my LinkedIn.

Well, you're not getting one from me.

Fair enough.

That's pretty impressive engineering.

I can't believe I'm the one who's Gonna get smashed.

At least I'll be thin.

I'm gonna miss you guys.

I love you.

What are you doing? It doesn't go down like this.

Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs with the fury of a thousand burning suns, but I

loathe my brother more for disrespecting me and my sweet, sweet Ezreal.

And I've had enough of said respectlessness.

Run. Smurfs Runner escaped PRISONER ESCAPE

I'm in.

Union. Good idea, Azrael.

Engage Wing bell.

Look at me.

I'm going to need a bigger litter box.

Oh my.

Bring it.

More Kang.

I don't run from a fight.

We're not leaving you, brother.

All smell since Beautiful spoken for.

Excelsior, my sweet Asriel.

I'm not feeling so mature.

Assume crash potentials.

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

I can't believe I did exactly what that wizard wanted me to do.

I'm so sorry.

No Name.

No. This is my fault.

The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

No, it's not your fault, no Name.

And it certainly isn't yours, Smurfette.

This is all my fault.

I kept secrets from you all and that was wrong.

I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.

Who's Ron? He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.

I should have told you about him a long time ago.

You're safe with us, little one.

I got him, Ron.

Those evil wizards won't get you.

Oh, he was a Smurf of tremendous courage and valor.

And really, really great hair.

It's good to see you, my brothers.

It's been too long.

We just had smurfberry juice and waffles together.

Like I said, it's been too long.

That magic book will be mine.

That was a bit of a letdown.

Now that's more like it.

He dispatched baddies with a smurfy blend of elegance and lethality.

I think it was safe to say that Ron loved everyone and everything.

No matter how small or insignificant they may seem.

I love you, brother or sister.

Oh, he was is way ahead of his time.

But Razel soon got the upper hand.

That's really something else.

I should probably start with this one next time.

Hang on.

Pop this comment.

I got you.

Paper book.

You're next.

More vortex.

Read my hand, Ron.

I probably should have cut my hair like you guys suggested.

You always were a free spirit.

It was an honor and privilege.

Guardianeering with both of you.

Ron was gone.

Now, I won't ask you again.

Give me that baby book.

No, no, don't.

Not in the face.

That's why I created Smurf Village.

So I could keep all of you safe.

I couldn't lose any.

If you like.

We lost Ron.

There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about him.

I know, brother.

It's time I told you about our higher calling.

We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.

What does that mean? It means that we have always been protectors of peace

and harmony in the universe.

Even Smurfs who don't have a thing.

Yes, Dodeem.

But it's not just something you call yourself.

And it isn't who you are.

It's who we are.

It's the sum of all its parts.

It's brains and brawn.

It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.

And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything, but is willing to give

everything. I'm not going to sugarcoat this.

Smurfs. The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.

And they could do it.

But we're not gonna let them.

Because there is nothing we can accomplish if we do it together.

Now let's get that book and save the universe.

Let's do it for Ron.

Let's get some guardianeering.

Wait. Where are we going? Way to kill the mood, Glasses.

He's right, Rasimon.

And that book could be anywhere in the universe.

Attention. Attentione.

I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

Now I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one

condition. Name it.

That I be in the room to see the stupid, angry look on my stupid, angry

brother's mean, stupid angry face when he sees you all alive and dry.

I think it's a spite mission.

I think we got it.

We all get what we want.

But after that, our little alliance is over.

Yeah, okay, Duke.

Way too freaky Diggy.

To the ninth dimension, the nexus of space and time that represents all

possible worlds and all.

Get in the park.

Oh, yes.

Sorry.

Hello, everyone.

I have big news, and it involves me and my magic book.

Oh, what a surprise.

Ramo bis light.

What could you have been doing? Having your hair cut by a blind rat? Oh, you

know what? I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you.

Your sarcastic comments and mock merriment.

Late and lame.

You're all lame.

You make wonderful hench minions.

Now that I'm the Lord of the Universe, solo me.

I. Mwah.

Well, time to start chanting.

Oh, yeah.

No chance I'll hit that note.

And here we go.

The clock.

You have got to be kidding me.

The Guardian heirs of good are here? We'll try not to hurt you, but we're

not making any promises.

It's not bragging.

It's just me being real.

Oh, this is bad.

He's liked all the books, Cat.

We need a plan.

We're Guardian ears, Papa.

We are the plan.

Hold on.

Well, that's adorable.

Your goodness is mine.

Into the vortex.

Smurf spirits.

Rasimo stole their Smurfy goodness.

We can get him back if we break the spell by rescuing Jaunty.

Where are you going, traitor? Traitor? I brought the Smurfs to you.

This was a spite mission.

It was in the water bottle.

You go.

No, he's distracted.

I thought I forgot about you.

Whose goodness shall I take first?

Papa? Don't give up my precious barfs.

Your Guardian ears.

It's up to you now,

Smurfette. My work is done.

I finally delivered everything you wanted, your Evil Lordship.

What is this? I have always been on your side.

What? No.

Well, well, well.

That's what we in the evil business call the long car.

Welcome home, Sinister Smurf demon.

Thank you.

Thank. Got you, Jaunty.

Thank you.

Smurf.

Stop. That's the interdimensional abyss.

Anyone who goes in there never, ever comes back the same.

You've got nowhere to go.

What do we do now, John? Warning, Lose the heels.

You're really not gonna like this first dimension, Smurfette.

Why, cray? That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

Where's the book? Give that back to me.

That's what happens to handsy fellas.

Find the door.

Go, Smurfet.

This is the worst dimension.

Stay away from erasers.

Oh, what's that? Need your love.

Oh, come on,

eraser. My book, you freakish poppinjays.

Oh, no.

I can only run from left to right.

Here. Jump up this tiny hill.

This dimension isn't so hard, actually.

Hand over the eight bit book, Smurfs, or face the wrath of my evil picket

fence. It'll take more than a fence to stop us.

This is my least favorite dimension.

What are you? I'm a tardigrain.

The most rugged micro animal in the universe.

Our motto is, live, hiding, die, never.

Hi, Jordan.

Nice to meet you.

Bye. Nice to meet you too.

Bye. I just want a friend.

Will you stay Here with me.

Forever. Absolutely not.

Is this my village? We're home.

Cha cha cha.

All you have to do is get me to Papa Smurf's mushroom house and I can hide

away for another hundred years.

Easy.

Welcome back, Papa.

You're okay.

I've never been better.

It's good to have you home.

We did it, Papa.

Keep her safe.

I knew you'd come through, Smurfette.

I don't understand.

Oh, let me explain.

We're in the surreal dimension.

It's made of your dreams and nightmares.

No. Thank you for your service.

Time to rid the universe of all things.

Good bye.

Bye, puppies.

Ciao, daisies.

He's done it.

He's sucking all of the Dennis out of the universe.

What the Show Release, jaunty.

Huh? We're not gonna let this happen, Rosa.

Now. And just who is going to stop me? You? You are nothing.

I'm not nothing.

Oh. Then who are you? I'm.

I'm. That's what I thought.

You're nobody.

No Name.

No Name.

Can you hear me? Hear me.

Hear me.

Who are you? No name.

No name.

Who are you? Here.

Who? I, I, I.

I don't know.

You should have just stuck to clock making.

Stay with me.

No name.

Please. You've got more magic in you than you think.

That rest inside your head telling you you're not good enough.

That voice is not who you are.

I don't know who I am, Papa.

And I don't think I ever will.

I know who you are.

You're kind and fair.

You're strong because you're determined.

You remind me a lot of Ron in that way.

Really? How? He was resilient.

When Rod got knocked down, he'd get right back up on his feet, just like

you. But Ron knew who he was.

He had a thing.

Not at first.

Some scarfs just take a little more time to find their thing and not.

Morning. It's your time.

What are you saying?

I know who I am.

Hey, we're not done.

Oh, I've had just about enough of you.

No Name.

But with how.

Who are you? Call me.

I'm the Smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt.

Smurf.

The Smurfu's gonna kick your big giant butt, Smurf.

I don't know.

I think he's got a bit of pizzazz.

You don't like it, do you? I don't care what you call yourself.

One lone Smurf can take on the whole evil enchilada.

That's the difference between you and me, Razumel, I'm not alone.

Got nothing.

Sing a happy song.

La la la la la.

Why are you singing that dreadful song? Because we are the Guardian Ears of

Good. And I believe you have something.

Sam,

no. Stop it.

Stop this right now.

Amazing.

What are you doing? Smurfette, I command you to help me at once.

You're an evil wizard and always will be.

Not true.

Who I am is up to me.

I decide.

I am a Smurf.

We may be small, we may be adorable, but don't mistake our kindness for

weakness, because kindness always wins.

Unite in Smurfitude.

Two ice forks.

They're not evil anymore.

Ooh, that's good.

Oh, hey, everybody.

Oh, I hate you.

I know.

Thank you.

No name.

I mean, what did you call yourself again? I'm the Smurf who's going to kick

your big, giant butt.

Smurf. You're right.

Terrible. I can beat that.

Wait, what about kicked Smurf? Kick Smurf is definitely inappropriate.

Your lucky sound effect.

Smurf is here.

Sorry, I don't know what the I was thinking.

Hey, I said smurf.

You know, maybe I'll stick with Magic Smurf.

It's got a nicer ring to it.

It's classic.

Kid, you earned your name.

Give it up for Magic Spur.

How did this happen? You came up against the Guardian Ears of Good.

This is for wrong.

You missed me, idiot.

Did I?

Help me, dear brother.

I love you.

Funny how you're finally able to say it.

Now, how about Asriel? How do you feel about my precious feline associate?

Yes. Feelings.

You know I love you, Asriel.

In the immortal words of Asriel's favorite pop crooner and social media

provocateur, Jonathan Mas.

Too much, too little, too late.

No. No.

Well, that was quite the successful smite mission.

I'm off.

It's resident.

Did somebody say Ron?

Judging by the smile on everyone's face, looks like the Guardian Ears of

Good took care of business.

These Smurfs were more than up to the task.

And they did it their own way.

Ron, I thought you were a goner.

Well, if by goner you mean I was stuck in the 10th dimension, guarded by

every variation of vicious dragon and every possible variation of the

universe, then you.

You'd be right.

I was a goner.

So what did I miss in the last 106 years? Well, that depends.

Are you thinking about time in a linear fashion or as a series of flat

circles? What? Exactly.

What do you say we get out of here and head back home where life is good and

things don't crunch our brain so much.

That sounds pretty smurfy to me.

My dear Smurfs, we will no longer hide away from the world.

Whenever we're called to action, we'll be there because we're stronger

together.

I'mma bring heaven straight to your doorstep it's on your baby come in the

door I'mma be the only one that you need it I'll give you something, boy for

you to believe in Keep it high that vibration Live or die, your salvation

Keep it up

how you love.