All language subtitles for Real Husbands s01e05 Hart vs Mosley

Previously, on Real Husbands of
Hollywood. Damn, so who the hell is

I came over here to get your number.

That's Sugar Shane Mosley's girl.

Well, that was smart, talking him the
whole charity fight thing. I had to

of something.

Charity fight with who?

Kevin, Shane's gonna donate a ass
whoopin'. You don't do it, then you are

to let the kids down and your career
will be over, Kevin. Spit Mariah's money

up! You biting.

He's old. He's old as hell. You're going
to train me. You're going to get in

that ring and you're going to be fire.

You're going to be a beast of a man in
that ring. Yes, I think I can beat

Shane's old ass.

I was ready for most. I figured he saw J
.D.'s tweets because he brought his

daddy and his son to the press
conference for protection.

Sit your ass down, pops.

Don't take much to get an old folks
home, pops.

And at least now, I don't even know why
she's here.

You see what it is.

Shane who?

Shane who? Shane who?

Ladies and gentlemen, please sit her
down.

This is the press conference for the
three -round charity bout.

between the former IBF lightweight,
WBAWBC

welterweight and middleweight champion
of the world, Sugar Shane Mosley.

And this is here.

Yo, yo, I got a name. I got a name.

Don't disrespect me, man. All right. And
the famous words of Jay -Z, it's about

to go down.

They're going to battle it out. for a
wonderful charity, Kids with Tourette's

Syndrome.

The floor is now open for questions.

Is it true you're going to donate $100
,000 for every round Kevin lasts in this

fight? Absolutely.

Hey,

hey, the way he's talking about whooping
your ass, how much money are you going

to donate? He will be donating
absolutely nothing.

Okay. Well, well, well, well.

his spleen, and maybe some of his memory
right now.

You know what? You need to shave those
little corny jokes for your TV show.

This is Bobby Moscatelli from
whitemenlikeboxing .org. What is your

this fight?

I'm just an interested fan of the
champs. Yeah, right.

No, that is right.

You know, I was up for a role in Think
Like a Man, but I didn't get it because

Kevin Hart doesn't like me.

Just because I wouldn't date him.

So the real reason I'm here is to make
sure he gets his little ass whooped.

Kevin Hart.

You heard what the champ campus had to
say.

What would you like to say?

First of all, we keep on calling Shane
Mosley the champ.

He's the former champ. True.

I'm going to keep this short. I'm going
to keep it simple. I plan on whooping

the former champ's ass.

Like his daddy should. Hey, I'll kick
your ass.

Sit your old ass down if I make sense.

Kevin, are you telling me I'm killing
down?

Seriously, Kevin.

What? You're a comic.

I mean, and not even a real tough comic.
Kevin, how do you intend to beat the

champ? A man who's never been knocked
out. Come on, man.

First of all, you obviously are a man
who's never been to a tailor because

suit's baggy. Okay, that's the first
thing. Second of all, I almost jumped in

there and knocked them thick -ass
glasses off your face, sir. You hear me?

I don't know who you think you're
talking to.

That's the first thing. Obviously, you
forgot the name. This the funny, baby.

Ha -ha. Ha -ha.

Laugh now.

cry later wait a minute now sit your fat
ass down let me get this straight kevin

hart you have to be pound for pound one
of the weakest men that i have ever met

in here dressed like the unincredible
hawk and you're gonna get in the ring

one of the most skilled boxers ever and
you're telling me you're gonna whoop his

ass look at your office suit jacket
slash tuxedo shirt that don't make no

i already made it clear drummer boy i'm
gonna whoop his ass And I see you came

over with a family full of them. You,
your dad, and your son. All y 'all can

touch that mat. It's about to be a bunch
of contact lenses all over the boxing

ring. His eyes is fake.

You know, Kevin, he's a funny dude.

I got all his DVDs.

You're a rock to the air here reporting
from the streets of Hollywood right now.

Kevin Hart set to fight Sugar Shane
Mosley.

Let's see what the people think. So does
Kevin Hart stand a chance?

It's not going to happen. Kevin Hart. He
had a fight with his feminine side and

he lost. Do you think he's out of his
mind for even stepping into the ring? Is

he on a death wish? What is wrong with
Kevin Hart that he wants to just go out

and get himself killed? This is L .A. He
can find a cop to just shoot him.

There's been no more lopsided fight.

than Vesuvius versus Pompey. I don't
think people give Kevin a chance because

Kevin is about up to my nipples, and I
can work with a man like that. I'm

looking for a boyfriend, somebody who's
rich and obviously stupid because he

wants to fight Sugar Ray. Sugar Shane.
Same thing. Out of 12 rounds, how many

rounds do you think Kevin Hart will win?
None.

Kevin Hart will get knocked out during
the national anthem.

Sugar Shane Mosley was born to fight.
Kevin Hart was born to tell jokes.

he wants to step in the ring and joke
with Sugar Shane Mosley, but this is not

joke. Matter of fact, Kevin is going to
punch you out. Don't do it, Kevin.

Don't. Do it. Well, you heard it here
first, guys. Mix of Oats is in the

of Los Angeles, but one thing is very
much clear.

Kevin Hart, you're going to get your ass
whooped.

Too many more, too many more.

I couldn't do it without my team.

This is what we're capable of, man.

What's up, fellas?

What's up, baby?

Hollywood's out here tonight.

What's up, Rob? How you?

Hey,

let me tell you something, Shay.

I gotta be honest, man. It feels good to
be a part of something that's actually

successful, dude.

You mean part of?

Yeah. Want to get your ass whooped
again, Nick?

Save it for Shane. If you haven't, baby.

Look, Ken, I hate to knock you out
before the bell rang, but need I remind

you didn't want to be part of this deal.

Yeah, you said it was whack, baby.

50 G's apiece. We own this joint, man.

What's the catch?

There's a $5 million balloon payment.

Why would we pay $5 million for a damn
balloon?

We wouldn't pay $5 million.

Come on, JB, we're leaving. This is
whack. Yeah.

That's what I said at first.

I mean, but I changed my mind, dude. I
want in. Too late. Too late.

Ain't no such thing as too late.

Y 'all telling me you're going to keep
me and JB out?

JB's in.

What? Bingo.

Turns out it wasn't an actual balloon.

JB!

You liked the balloon, didn't you, JB? I
did like the balloon.

I did the numbers.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, and by the way, Shane's in, too.

You let Shane in?

Are you serious?

And Bella.

You know what that sounds like?

Karma.

That's pretty clever, Nick.

So you said karma, Nick. Don't spit on
my lip, Nick.

Chill out, chill out, chill out. He's
not even worth the time, man.

Oliver, take me to my dressing room if I
whoop this mother... It's right over

here. Take me, Oliver?

All right, come on, come on, come on.

After I whoop Shane and JB's asses, I'm
coming for Nick and Dwayne.

And Robin.

Hi, I'm Max Kellerman, and welcome to
Karma Restaurant and Bar in the Heart of

Hollywood, where tonight, comedy
superstar Kevin Hart takes on boxing

Sugar Shane Mosley in the squared circle
to raise money for kids with Tourette's

Syndrome. The twist?

For every round the comedian stays in
there with the boxer, the champ will

donate $100 ,000.

to help fight Tourette's. With us now,
ringside, is Sam Comroe, who's not only

comedian, but a board member of KWTS.

Sam, thanks for joining us. What should
the people out there know about

Tourette's Syndrome?

Well, Max, people should know that
Tourette's Syndrome is not just about

passing.

I'm sorry.

It is an impulse control disorder, we
know. You suffer from it.

What should people know, maybe, that
they don't?

I think people should know that only 10
% of the people with Tourette's Syndrome

actually have that disorder.

Okay, no, only maybe 20%, probably 20%.
Sitting with one here right now. Thanks,

Sam. The network set is going to have a
ball cleaning that up.

Word on the street was that Kevin Hart
wasn't even going to show up tonight.

only is he here, but all Hollywood's
turned out to see how this will turn

And apparently the comedian even knocked
out Ali in sparring.

The comedian seems at least to be taking
this seriously.

Mac, we love you, mother!

30%.

Let's

go, boss.

Let's go, boys.

Let's get it, boys.

Let's get it, boys.

Let's get it, boys.

Let's get it. Let's get it. Come on. Get
it.

Woo.

Get it.

Hey.

Get it.

My bad, Zach.

Mr. Funny coming with that heat. I'm
coming to the ring with camouflage on my

feet. We can destroy.

Twist like a drone.

I'm about this thing to the old folks
home.

My right is cold and my left is fast.

I drop more bombs than a n***a with a
gas.

My upperclass got power and my dad got
bad.

When I'm done with the heat, I beat your
son and your dad.

Nits.

Rotten Bar, home of calamari, big
booties, and boxing.

You are in for an incredible night of
entertainment.

Please rise to your feet and give it up
for the white chocolate, the Caucasian

man of soul.

Good luck, Kevin.

Good luck, Jen.

The hell was Robin doing?

How do you go from singing the national
anthem to the national opera?

Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

It's time to wild out in the blue
corner.

Hailing from Pomona, California, the six
-time world champion and the one

-seventh owner of this fine
establishment.

Give it up for Sugar Shane Mosley!

And in the red corner.

About to be red all over.

With the impressive record of no wins,
no losses, no

draws, hailing from the city of
brotherly love, and he's going to need

he can get. Give it up for Kevin Fitz of
Ugly Emmy Funny

Heart!

Go, Kevin, go!

Go, boy!

Get ready to write a big check and lose
your girl, champ.

The bill will be the last thing you
hear.

Mr.

Hart, let's go. Center ring.

Center ring.

All right, gentlemen, you know the
rules.

I want a nice, clean fight.

And remember, obey my commands at all
times and protect yourself at all times.

Touch gloves.

Who wrapped it?

Who wrapped it? Who wrapped it? I know I
didn't wrap it right. Okay,

okay, okay.

Remember everything I told you? Yes.

Forget about it. None of this is going
to work, okay?

What? Just don't die, Kevin. Just don't
die.

You know that $600 you paid me? Yes.

Can I still cash that check this week?

Get your ass out of the ring. Get out of
the ring now. Let's go. Get the hell

out of here.

Don't die.

Don't die.

Welcome to Karma, where tonight, for
every round Kevin Hart can

stay in the ring with Sugarstein Mosley,
the champ will donate $100 ,000 to help

fight Tourette. My plan was simple.

I was going to take the fight to Sugar
Shane to give him 60 seconds of

purifying. And the word's a little
scrappy. I'm about to put them all on.

Everything was going to plan.

I was in that ring handling my damn
business.

See, I flipped the left jab and I came
back with the right hook.

After that, everything changed.

And that's when he became the last comic
standing.

You want to fight, huh?

No. That's crazy. Come here, because you
shouldn't even have to do that. There's

people. No!

What I couldn't understand is why my
hand wouldn't move when I was coming to

you.

The last part was all a bluff.

The last part was... Now I really do
have to.

Forget you, Shane.

I knocked myself out. I head -butted
your fist.

It happens to all the greats. Let me
tell you something I did do.

I knocked out an Ali.

How many Alis have you knocked out,
Shane?

None. Just like you.

Nada shook up your world, Mitch.

You come back.

On an all -new Second Generation Weigh
-In.

Action! We have concerns.

When white people have concerns, they
usually mean five.

I didn't know you got to run that kind
of a film company.

Poor George, this is going to kill him.

Second Generation Weigh -In, all -new
episode coming up next on BET. We got