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Thank you.

Sugar. Three cans of malt.

Twelve cakes of yeast.

What did you say?

Twelve cakes of yeast.

When are you going to get that tooth fixed?

Every time you speak, you make a funny noise.

Sounds like a pipe organ.

One dozen packages of hops and three crocks.

Now, let's see.

Now,

for $8 .06, we can make

15 gallons.

But we can't drink 15 gallons.

What we can't drink, we can sell.

Come on.

Hello, Warren.

Hello, John. How's everything?

Pretty busy.

Got a couple fish for you.

Oh. So long.

See you later.

Bye, George.

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

What do you mean, I got you into?

Well, you sold that policeman that bottle of beer, didn't you?

I thought he was a streetcar conductor.

Stanley Laurel.

Say, sir, when you're addressing me.

Now, what's your name?

Sir Stanley Laurel.

He can't help that, sir. It's a loose tooth, sir.

Yeah?

Well, we'll be seeing to that.

What's your name?

Oliver Norville.

Couple of beer barons, eh?

All right, Shields. Prescott.

Smile.

are here, sir.

My, my.

And still they come.

Let us begin with a perfect understanding.

I am just as sorry to see you here as you are to be here.

Keep one thing in mind.

It all depends on you yourselves, just how you're going to fare during your

here.

Never forget that this is a prison.

And in a prison, all rules must be obeyed.

Discipline is the one thing that must be observed.

If you are good prisoners, everything will be okay.

If you're not...

If you break the rules, then it will be just plain hell on earth.

Do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Put them in cell 14.

Yes, sir. Get them out of here before I lose my temper.

Talking to the warden like that.

Amos Nandy.

as you see... Shut up!

What are you doing there?

Keep off of my head!

Pardon me. I'm a stranger here.

Once more.

Good morning to you.

Good morning to you.

Good morning, dear friend. Good morning to you.

Inasmuch as you are new pupils, I'll excuse that.

But I'll have no playing in my class.

Now, the first lesson this morning will be...

Those that are not here will say absent.

We shall now have an intelligence test.

Who was Columbus?

The mayor of Ohio.

A blizzard?

A blizzard is the inside of a buzzard.

Fresh, huh?

How many times does three go into nine?

Three times.

Correct. And two left over.

There's only one left over.

Listen.

You spell needle.

N -E -I -D -L -E.

There is no I in needle.

Then it's a rotten needle.

Find out who did it. They'll stand in the corner.

Now, what is a comet?

You.

Comet.

A comet is a star with a tail on it.

Right.

Name one.

Rin Tin Tin.

Very good, very good

All right, end time.

Matthew.

Have you got the time?

Ollie.

What?

I wonder how long we're going to be in here.

Oh, about two months, I guess.

Gee, that's a month apiece.

You can take it from me. When I get out of here, I'm going back on the farm.

Boy, there's a light.

I can see it now.

Rows and rows of sweet corn swaying in the breezes.

Honeybees buzzing in the flow.

And the smell of new -mown hay in the air.

Ollie. What?

Did you say you can see all that?

Quite certainly.

That's funny. I can't see a thing. It's dark in here.

Haven't you got any imagination?

Can't you imagine us growing strawberries and raspberries?

Oh, I don't like raspberries.

Well, we'll grow watermelons.

Sun -kissed watermelons. Why, we'll plant acres and acres of watermelons.

Why, we'll have more than we can eat.

Yeah, and what we can't eat, we can sell.

our big day.

Ah, what's the use?

They've doubled their guards on the gates. We'll never get through.

Well, it's now or never.

But don't take a chance now. How are we going to find out?

Look. They're opening the gates.

Gee, now's our chance.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I've got an idea.

I'll find out what's outside of them gates.

Hey!

They've got those two new fish with them. They have a running star harness.

Call out every available man.

Score every inch of ground, north, south, east, and west. Call up every

station within a radius of 50 miles.

Get in touch with the sheriff's office.

What better? What news?

Well, we captured a tag in the gang. We didn't get a man away.

We caught him down the old stone quarry and took him out of shot.

But what?

Well, it's those two new fish. They got away.

never fails.

They'll never recognize us in a hundred years.

But once in your life, you hit up on a good idea.

A practical idea.

Say, what about the tooth, the buzzer?

Oh, I fixed that tooth.

I vulcanized it. You what?

I vulcanized it. I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz anymore.

You're actually using your brain.

That's what comes from associating with me.

What do you mean, associate? Tut, tut, tut, tut.

Save the sky.

when I'm due back at the prison at noon.

Well, I'll see if I can locate the trouble.

Do you know anything about an automobile?

Yes, ma 'am.

I wonder if you'd give us a hand.

Well, we'd be very glad to.

I'll do it.

You're out of gas.

or it wouldn't run.

Hey, Oliver, Sambo, they're out of gas.

Anytime you're up my way, drop in.

Goodbye, boys.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

and wish again that I was back in the town where I...

Someone full of charm, she's charming. That's why I wish again that I was in

Michigan.

tooth that it does that.

Oh, it is?

That should be attended to.

Yes, sir. As soon as I get out, I'm going to have it fixed.

Do you know that song about the yanks are coming?

Come on.

We're going to yank that tooth.

Sit down.

I'm scared.

Why, there's nothing to be afraid of. I'll stay right with you.

Don't thank him.

You. Come on, sit down.

Do you mind if I have my friend in here with me?

Okay.

Which one is it?

This one.

Hurt? Uh -uh.

Then what are you having to pull for?

It's only loose. It buzzes.

It buzzes? Yes, sir.

Okay. Sit down.

Upper left molar, doctor.

It's a buzzer.

Okay.

I'm scared.

What is nothing to be afraid of?

Sit down.

Who ever heard of a dentist hurting you these days?

Why, you won't even feel it.

You won't feel it, but how about me?

How about those other fellas?

They were only laughing.

You know, there are times when you try my patience.

There's nothing to it. It's all...

Why, they could pull every tooth in my head, and I wouldn't even feel it.

Oh!

I thought you were nasty.

Not a bit.

Listen.

Everything is okay.

Now, don't get nervous when the time comes.

Say, I ain't nervous.

I'll go right now. Oh, wait a minute.

Back up, dumbbell. You want to kill everything?

Tiger's plotting again, is he?

How did you find it out?

overheard those two new fish talking it over in the yard.

We've got them outside now. Do you want to see them? No, I haven't time to

bother with them.

He's a living Lucifer.

They're going to get it.

Go on, now hop to it.

Follow him.

We are not going to the mess hall. We are not going to eat.

You're not going to eat?

No, we're on a hunger strike.

Emphatically.

What?

You're going to pass up that nice big roast turkey with

chestnut dressing and sweet potatoes, southern style,

great big pan of hot biscuit and

strawberry short... cake smothered in whipped cream, sprinkled with

powdered sugar, with a nice big maraschino cherry on the top of it.

Of course, followed by a nice big slice of ice

-cold watermelon and a big black cigar.

Any nuts?

All you can eat of them.

How about postponing the strike till tomorrow?

Well, but not one minute after tomorrow.

Okay.

Make a wish and throw some over your left shoulder.

Hey.

What happened upstairs?

You're going to get it.

The warden's going to fix you.

And it's set.

Thank you.

Take them all down like that.

I hold in my hands the pardons for both of you.

This is the state's gesture in showing its appreciation of your bravery.

It was the firing of the signal shots in the mess hall that saved us from a

disaster of cataclysmic dimension.

Now go.

Begin life anew.

Forget this.

Let this episode here be just a hiatus.

To be obliterated from your memory.

And don't forget that I'm your friend.

Anything that I can do to help you start where you left off, call on me at any

time. Thank you, sir.

We'll start all over again.

We certainly will.

Can we take your order for a couple of cases?

Why, you...