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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:17,210 Thank you. 2 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,980 Sugar. Three cans of malt. 3 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,540 Twelve cakes of yeast. 4 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:32,300 What did you say? 5 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,220 Twelve cakes of yeast. 6 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:45,600 When are you going to get that tooth fixed? 7 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,880 Every time you speak, you make a funny noise. 8 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,420 Sounds like a pipe organ. 9 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,700 One dozen packages of hops and three crocks. 10 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,540 Now, let's see. 11 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:02,460 Now, 12 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:09,580 for $8 .06, we can make 13 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:10,919 15 gallons. 14 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,680 But we can't drink 15 gallons. 15 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:26,380 What we can't drink, we can sell. 16 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,060 Come on. 17 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,540 Hello, Warren. 18 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,240 Hello, John. How's everything? 19 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:02,920 Pretty busy. 20 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,380 Got a couple fish for you. 21 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,160 Oh. So long. 22 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:07,580 See you later. 23 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:08,980 Bye, George. 24 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:18,620 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 25 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,420 What do you mean, I got you into? 26 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,010 Well, you sold that policeman that bottle of beer, didn't you? 27 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:35,370 I thought he was a streetcar conductor. 28 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,320 Stanley Laurel. 29 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,420 Say, sir, when you're addressing me. 30 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 Now, what's your name? 31 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:05,580 Sir Stanley Laurel. 32 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:13,760 He can't help that, sir. It's a loose tooth, sir. 33 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,919 Yeah? 34 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,740 Well, we'll be seeing to that. 35 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:20,820 What's your name? 36 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,980 Oliver Norville. 37 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,640 Couple of beer barons, eh? 38 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,800 All right, Shields. Prescott. 39 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:37,140 Smile. 40 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:03,700 are here, sir. 41 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,480 My, my. 42 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,260 And still they come. 43 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,740 Let us begin with a perfect understanding. 44 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:26,180 I am just as sorry to see you here as you are to be here. 45 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,140 Keep one thing in mind. 46 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:35,710 It all depends on you yourselves, just how you're going to fare during your 47 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:36,710 here. 48 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:39,730 Never forget that this is a prison. 49 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:44,630 And in a prison, all rules must be obeyed. 50 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:49,270 Discipline is the one thing that must be observed. 51 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:54,490 If you are good prisoners, everything will be okay. 52 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:57,050 If you're not... 53 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:04,800 If you break the rules, then it will be just plain hell on earth. 54 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,300 Do you understand? 55 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,500 Yes, sir. 56 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,140 Put them in cell 14. 57 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,900 Yes, sir. Get them out of here before I lose my temper. 58 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,240 Talking to the warden like that. 59 00:09:58,350 --> 00:09:59,450 Amos Nandy. 60 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,240 as you see... Shut up! 61 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:22,420 What are you doing there? 62 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,120 Keep off of my head! 63 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,480 Pardon me. I'm a stranger here. 64 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,450 Once more. 65 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,710 Good morning to you. 66 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,670 Good morning to you. 67 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:42,510 Good morning, dear friend. Good morning to you. 68 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,570 Inasmuch as you are new pupils, I'll excuse that. 69 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,330 But I'll have no playing in my class. 70 00:16:56,930 --> 00:17:00,230 Now, the first lesson this morning will be... 71 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,630 Those that are not here will say absent. 72 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,730 We shall now have an intelligence test. 73 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:39,530 Who was Columbus? 74 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,110 The mayor of Ohio. 75 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:21,970 A blizzard? 76 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:28,830 A blizzard is the inside of a buzzard. 77 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:32,230 Fresh, huh? 78 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,550 How many times does three go into nine? 79 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,830 Three times. 80 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,030 Correct. And two left over. 81 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,350 There's only one left over. 82 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:58,470 Listen. 83 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,770 You spell needle. 84 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:12,270 N -E -I -D -L -E. 85 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,750 There is no I in needle. 86 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,910 Then it's a rotten needle. 87 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,240 Find out who did it. They'll stand in the corner. 88 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,460 Now, what is a comet? 89 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,720 You. 90 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480 Comet. 91 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,820 A comet is a star with a tail on it. 92 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,020 Right. 93 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,660 Name one. 94 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,780 Rin Tin Tin. 95 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:44,410 Very good, very good 96 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,840 All right, end time. 97 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,100 Matthew. 98 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,060 Have you got the time? 99 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200 Ollie. 100 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,620 What? 101 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:54,640 I wonder how long we're going to be in here. 102 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,060 Oh, about two months, I guess. 103 00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:01,340 Gee, that's a month apiece. 104 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:08,320 You can take it from me. When I get out of here, I'm going back on the farm. 105 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:11,080 Boy, there's a light. 106 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,460 I can see it now. 107 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,880 Rows and rows of sweet corn swaying in the breezes. 108 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,780 Honeybees buzzing in the flow. 109 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:25,100 And the smell of new -mown hay in the air. 110 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,060 Ollie. What? 111 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,580 Did you say you can see all that? 112 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,060 Quite certainly. 113 00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:35,010 That's funny. I can't see a thing. It's dark in here. 114 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:38,190 Haven't you got any imagination? 115 00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:42,750 Can't you imagine us growing strawberries and raspberries? 116 00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:44,910 Oh, I don't like raspberries. 117 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,890 Well, we'll grow watermelons. 118 00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:51,990 Sun -kissed watermelons. Why, we'll plant acres and acres of watermelons. 119 00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:54,690 Why, we'll have more than we can eat. 120 00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:57,550 Yeah, and what we can't eat, we can sell. 121 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,380 our big day. 122 00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,440 Ah, what's the use? 123 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,360 They've doubled their guards on the gates. We'll never get through. 124 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,800 Well, it's now or never. 125 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,320 But don't take a chance now. How are we going to find out? 126 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,380 Look. They're opening the gates. 127 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,220 Gee, now's our chance. 128 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,800 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 129 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,960 I've got an idea. 130 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:31,040 I'll find out what's outside of them gates. 131 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:34,380 Hey! 132 00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:02,890 They've got those two new fish with them. They have a running star harness. 133 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,370 Call out every available man. 134 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:07,770 Score every inch of ground, north, south, east, and west. Call up every 135 00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:09,190 station within a radius of 50 miles. 136 00:25:09,430 --> 00:25:10,710 Get in touch with the sheriff's office. 137 00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:12,170 What better? What news? 138 00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:14,150 Well, we captured a tag in the gang. We didn't get a man away. 139 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:17,110 We caught him down the old stone quarry and took him out of shot. 140 00:25:17,410 --> 00:25:18,430 But what? 141 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,190 Well, it's those two new fish. They got away. 142 00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:30,390 never fails. 143 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:13,810 They'll never recognize us in a hundred years. 144 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:17,290 But once in your life, you hit up on a good idea. 145 00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:19,130 A practical idea. 146 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,490 Say, what about the tooth, the buzzer? 147 00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:24,190 Oh, I fixed that tooth. 148 00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,950 I vulcanized it. You what? 149 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:30,910 I vulcanized it. I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz anymore. 150 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:34,910 You're actually using your brain. 151 00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:37,890 That's what comes from associating with me. 152 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:41,870 What do you mean, associate? Tut, tut, tut, tut. 153 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,260 Save the sky. 154 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,500 when I'm due back at the prison at noon. 155 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,500 Well, I'll see if I can locate the trouble. 156 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,260 Do you know anything about an automobile? 157 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:23,860 Yes, ma 'am. 158 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:25,780 I wonder if you'd give us a hand. 159 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:27,620 Well, we'd be very glad to. 160 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,179 I'll do it. 161 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,760 You're out of gas. 162 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,310 or it wouldn't run. 163 00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:06,550 Hey, Oliver, Sambo, they're out of gas. 164 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,600 Anytime you're up my way, drop in. 165 00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,500 Goodbye, boys. 166 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,880 Goodbye. 167 00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:02,420 Goodbye. 168 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:06,210 and wish again that I was back in the town where I... 169 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:20,370 Someone full of charm, she's charming. That's why I wish again that I was in 170 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,370 Michigan. 171 00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:53,230 tooth that it does that. 172 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:54,610 Oh, it is? 173 00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:56,390 That should be attended to. 174 00:37:57,030 --> 00:37:59,770 Yes, sir. As soon as I get out, I'm going to have it fixed. 175 00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:04,110 Do you know that song about the yanks are coming? 176 00:38:05,570 --> 00:38:06,468 Come on. 177 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:07,690 We're going to yank that tooth. 178 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:38,580 Sit down. 179 00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:11,540 I'm scared. 180 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:15,320 Why, there's nothing to be afraid of. I'll stay right with you. 181 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:30,720 Don't thank him. 182 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:08,880 You. Come on, sit down. 183 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,460 Do you mind if I have my friend in here with me? 184 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,800 Okay. 185 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Which one is it? 186 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,600 This one. 187 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,780 Hurt? Uh -uh. 188 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,260 Then what are you having to pull for? 189 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,800 It's only loose. It buzzes. 190 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,800 It buzzes? Yes, sir. 191 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,460 Okay. Sit down. 192 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,240 Upper left molar, doctor. 193 00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:52,900 It's a buzzer. 194 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,120 Okay. 195 00:40:58,730 --> 00:40:59,609 I'm scared. 196 00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:01,530 What is nothing to be afraid of? 197 00:41:02,090 --> 00:41:03,090 Sit down. 198 00:41:03,370 --> 00:41:05,810 Who ever heard of a dentist hurting you these days? 199 00:41:06,910 --> 00:41:08,710 Why, you won't even feel it. 200 00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:11,990 You won't feel it, but how about me? 201 00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:14,210 How about those other fellas? 202 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,410 They were only laughing. 203 00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:24,830 You know, there are times when you try my patience. 204 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:27,570 There's nothing to it. It's all... 205 00:41:34,990 --> 00:41:38,990 Why, they could pull every tooth in my head, and I wouldn't even feel it. 206 00:41:39,390 --> 00:41:40,390 Oh! 207 00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:20,150 I thought you were nasty. 208 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:58,070 Not a bit. 209 00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:03,450 Listen. 210 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:14,170 Everything is okay. 211 00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:16,730 Now, don't get nervous when the time comes. 212 00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:18,090 Say, I ain't nervous. 213 00:43:18,550 --> 00:43:20,410 I'll go right now. Oh, wait a minute. 214 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:23,290 Back up, dumbbell. You want to kill everything? 215 00:43:23,510 --> 00:43:24,770 Tiger's plotting again, is he? 216 00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:26,150 How did you find it out? 217 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,960 overheard those two new fish talking it over in the yard. 218 00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:32,360 We've got them outside now. Do you want to see them? No, I haven't time to 219 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,259 bother with them. 220 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:34,260 He's a living Lucifer. 221 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,980 They're going to get it. 222 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,340 Go on, now hop to it. 223 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,520 Follow him. 224 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,460 We are not going to the mess hall. We are not going to eat. 225 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,300 You're not going to eat? 226 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:57,630 No, we're on a hunger strike. 227 00:43:59,050 --> 00:44:00,050 Emphatically. 228 00:44:02,610 --> 00:44:03,610 What? 229 00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:11,150 You're going to pass up that nice big roast turkey with 230 00:44:11,150 --> 00:44:16,870 chestnut dressing and sweet potatoes, southern style, 231 00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:23,070 great big pan of hot biscuit and 232 00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:29,920 strawberry short... cake smothered in whipped cream, sprinkled with 233 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:35,200 powdered sugar, with a nice big maraschino cherry on the top of it. 234 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:42,760 Of course, followed by a nice big slice of ice 235 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:47,740 -cold watermelon and a big black cigar. 236 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,800 Any nuts? 237 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,460 All you can eat of them. 238 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,320 How about postponing the strike till tomorrow? 239 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:15,420 Well, but not one minute after tomorrow. 240 00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:57,780 Okay. 241 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:41,410 Make a wish and throw some over your left shoulder. 242 00:47:08,210 --> 00:47:09,210 Hey. 243 00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:11,090 What happened upstairs? 244 00:47:12,570 --> 00:47:13,950 You're going to get it. 245 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,150 The warden's going to fix you. 246 00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:21,470 And it's set. 247 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:00,470 Thank you. 248 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,540 Take them all down like that. 249 00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:08,490 I hold in my hands the pardons for both of you. 250 00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:16,710 This is the state's gesture in showing its appreciation of your bravery. 251 00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:22,630 It was the firing of the signal shots in the mess hall that saved us from a 252 00:51:22,630 --> 00:51:25,250 disaster of cataclysmic dimension. 253 00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:35,510 Now go. 254 00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:37,830 Begin life anew. 255 00:51:38,630 --> 00:51:39,630 Forget this. 256 00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:43,230 Let this episode here be just a hiatus. 257 00:51:44,890 --> 00:51:47,370 To be obliterated from your memory. 258 00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:50,790 And don't forget that I'm your friend. 259 00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:57,390 Anything that I can do to help you start where you left off, call on me at any 260 00:51:57,390 --> 00:51:59,210 time. Thank you, sir. 261 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:01,950 We'll start all over again. 262 00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:03,690 We certainly will. 263 00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:07,060 Can we take your order for a couple of cases? 264 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,320 Why, you... 17162