All language subtitles for One On One s05e08 Venice Boulevard of Broken Dreams

your food on the floor.

Sarah, I'm testing the spaghetti.

See, if it sticks, it's done.

Well, of course it's gonna stick. It's
on the floor.

Then it's done!

I drove all over L .A. in these crazy
Santa Ana wins and couldn't find a

celebrity. I had to settle for a shot of
Ashley Simpson.

Hey, drive -by! Everybody get down!
They're shooting!

They're shooting!

I didn't know they had a lot of drive
-bys in Malibu.

Oh, what they do if you live next to
sugar knight.

But that wasn't a gun.

The front fence blew over.

Oh, my God, it landed on that pizza guy.

Well, don't just stand there, Cash.

Go get the pizza.

Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah. I made
spaghetti.

I see the front fence is still down. Is
Manny going to fix it? Who knows? His

answering machine pitch is out of town.
But I know he's home.

Because he's been playing that Eddie
Murphy album for three straight days.

God, hope they didn't put on Kobe's
album.

You know, why don't they make cereal
boxes for grown men?

You know, like put hot chicks on them?

Or we can call it Hallie's Crunch
Berries.

Hey, we can cut pictures out of
magazines and paste them on.

Please, how desperate are we?

I'll go get the magazines.

Hey, guys, good news.

You guys are moving out and three girls
willing to have sex are moving in?

We'll have sex.

But with men.

No, they're shooting a movie all weekend
at that new studio down the street and

they're looking for extras.

I can't believe I've only been in
California for a couple of months and

Brianna, all you're going to be is an
extra. As in, by definition, not

necessary.

Oh, Cash, I forgot to tell you. You got
a call from Steven Spielberg about your

resume. Finally? Yeah, and here's the
message.

Ha!

You know, I like being an extra for the
free food. It's all you can eat and

stuff in your purse.

I walk in an A cup, I walk out a double
D cup.

Plus, it pays 50 bucks a day, so I'm as
you're doing it, too.

But it's my day off.

I was going to hang with the guys and
put pictures of hot chicks on cereal

boxes. Uh -huh. And how much does that
pay?

Oh, we do it for the love of Halle's
Crunch Berry.

Oh,

this is so exciting. My first movie set.

Who knows?

We could become a part of motion picture
history.

director, and I say the damn koala bed
defuses the bomb.

Now fix it. Get to fixing it.

Or go straight to video.

All right. Let the looting begin.

Lisa, you case the food table, I'll hit
her in makeup, and then we'll meet in

wardrobe. You might want to get there
early.

Don't steal me any makeup that was
tested on animals.

Ooh, let's get some of that meat.

It's a good thing I wore my cargo pants.

I'm like walking Tupperware.

Fine, you two go ahead and do your
little extra thing.

I'm going to go introduce myself to the
director and tell him I'm ready for my

close -up.

Brianna, Brianna, extras don't get close
-ups.

to your call. Thank you!

I've got breakfast covered for a month.

Arnaz, get the brisket. How?

I don't have anything to put it in. My
pocket's already stuffed with coleslaw.

We can't make sandwiches out of five
dishes. Now think protein.

Now grab that pot roast, rookie.

Hey, Brianna. So, did you meet the
director?

Yeah, and, um, he said he was gonna call
me.

You're looking for extras to play
prostitutes.

Free makeover?

Wait,

Rihanna, aren't you coming?

Excuse me, I'm an artiste. My instrument
is tuned for more refined roles.

What'd she say? Who cares? The girls are
already lining up, and I will not be

the laugh tour.

Hey, yo, check it out. I put Carmen
Electra on a Rice Krispies box.

I'd like to snap, crackle, and pop that
booty.

Yo, what the... Yo, did you just see
that?

See what?

That vision of woman -ness with a store
-bought tan?

Yo, I don't think they can see us.

Well, I think you're right.

Oh my.

Oh my my.

Oh, she's got a butterfly tattoo.

Doesn't that mean something?

Yeah, it means she only dates black
guys.

I wish I was black.

All right.

This is a stick -up. Anybody moves,
you'll be taking a permanent dirt nap.

Remember, background, the bank is being
robbed.

The gunmen have threatened to take
hostages.

Okay? So I want to see panic.

I want to see Summer.

Where's Summer? I want her in the shot.

Here I am, baby. Oh, hey, mama.

She's getting right there, you pretty
thing.

She is blocking us, boo. Come on, we got
to move closer to the action.

I told you before, we're in the shot.

I said move.

Closer.

Come on, closer.

I can't get any closer.

I love it. I want to use it. What is
your name, son?

Ernest Ballard. And I am Rihanna. Well,
you have got a very interesting vibe and

a good look.

Oh, well, did you see my panicked look?

I don't say this every day, but I don't
hate you.

In fact, I'm going to put you in this
movie saying that exact line. Why

you come up with that?

much worse for this loser.

And then they did.

Hey, yo, check out these skanky hoes.

Dude, that's Lisa and Sarah.

I know.

I see you've done some redecorating. As
have you. What do you call that look?

Or couture?

For your information, we're in the
movie.

My character's whore number four and
she's whore number five.

I thought I was four and you were five.

Right. Like you'd be a more important
whore than me.

What's that supposed to mean? Don't walk
away from me. Should we go watch them

fight? Why, they always fight.

Yeah, but not dressed like little camp.

Brianna, for the last time, it's not my
fault the director put me in the movie.

He must... Be something in me that he
thinks can be big.

Yeah, like your ego.

I can't believe this.

We came to California so that I can be
discovered and become a star.

It's not my fault it doesn't take that
much to be an actor.

Excuse me?

Brianna, you're always talking about the
craft of acting.

Well, after today, I proved that any
jackass can do it.

But that didn't come out right. Oh, no,
no, no. I think it came out perfectly.

I can't believe you're disrespecting my
dream like this.

Come on, let's face it.

You never just walk into a club holding
a guitar and get a record deal. Well,

clearly neither can you.

But I can't walk into a movie set and
get a part that's bigger than an extra.

Okay, you know what? I'm just going to
leave before I say something that I'm

really going to regret.

Like when we first met, I thought you
were gay. Oops.

Oh, you look so good.

Yeah, you look so good.

I like it.

You guys really don't have much of a
life, do you? We told you, no talking

during the movie.

Everybody ready to go on to the set?

Brianna, you still not speaking to me?

All right, girls, we should get going if
we want to make our call time. A

professional actor is never late.

limo, but you only have one line.

I guess that's why they only sent one
limo.

Wait, that is so rock star cool. Can we
ride with you? As long as no one sticks

their head out the sunroof and screams,
woohoo, that's my job.

Brianna, aren't you coming too?

No thanks, movie star. I'll walk.

I'll use the extra time to get into
character.

Oh, well, uh, we're number four and five
feel right at home in a limo.

You are not

Well, I guess I'll see you on set.

I guess I'll see you on set.

Talking like he's a real actor or
something.

Keep it down.

The only soundtrack we want to this
movie is... You two are just

nasty.

Oh, DMACC, look who's back.

Butterfly Girl.

Yo, if I look that good, I'll be
checking myself out, too.

You know what I'm thinking?

That I look that good?

Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

Nope. Then I'm going to make her mine.

Oh, no, you're not.

Hey.

Hey, Rian.

They haven't called us, have they? We
took a little detour in Arnaz's limo.

And I took a little champagne.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Come on, please talk to me. I didn't
sleep at all last night.

No, me neither.

Oh, so you're talking to me.

Thank God.

Good news.

I've expanded your role.

You're getting taken hostage, kid.

Yeah, congratulations. Your new script
is in the trailer.

What? I get a trailer?

Brianna, did you hear that? First a
limo, and now a trailer.

Next thing you know, I'll have your job.

You're right, kid. Have you heard
something?

Brianna, let's go check out my trailer.

I'm sorry.

No extras allowed in the trailer.

That's the quickest way to a loss. Trust
me, I've been there.

I've had so much fun hanging out with
you guys.

Thanks for lunch. It was amazing.

I think you're amazing.

Oh, you're so sweet.

No, you are.

It's great to finally meet a woman I
have so much in common with.

I know. It's not every day I meet guys
who share my passion for butterflies.

Look, it's more than just passion.

In fact, I'm starting a petition to
change the name from Butterfly to You So

Fly.

Well, I've been thinking about getting a
butterfly tattoo.

No way.

Way.

And you know where I'm going to put it?

Right here.

Close to my heart.

This is weird.

Because I have a butterfly tattoo in
that exact spot.

No.

Do you believe in soulmates?

I believe in mates of all kinds.

Oh, my God.

You two were watching me through the
window.

What window?

You don't give a damn about butterflies.
You saw my tattoo.

And that's when I start giving a damn
about butterflies.

Perverts, you even moved the couch over
to the window so you can have your own

personal peep show. We absolutely did
not move that couch.

DMACC did it by himself.

And that's why you know who the strong
one is.

And to think, I was going to sleep with
the both of you.

Now, you'll never see my ladybug.

All right, stick up.

Anybody moves, you'll be taking a
permanent dirt nap.

Don't even think about it, Billy Dee.

You'll be bleeding all over that scone.

All right.

Nobody tries to be a hero.

We'll all come out of this alive.

Some of us rich.

Get the money, Matt.

Okay, everybody, are we ready?

Arnaz?

Arnaz, are you ready?

Yes, sir.

Action.

Hey, that's my job, okay?

All right, let's see if we can get this
in one take. I got a court date.

And... Action.

Cut.

Okay, now that you got my lines down,
why don't you let me hear one of yours?

It's okay. Just ask for a five.

He's not going to give me any money. I'm
messing up.

Okay, we're going again. We're still
rolling, people.

Honey, just relax.

You can do this. Why on the set?

Okay.

Thank you.

I sure do, baby.

It's you... Oh, wait, no, no.

It's a girl, you... I hope they take you
hostage first because you are getting

on my last nerve.

Let's see.

Perfect. Should have shot it. Get her in
the makeup.

she's your girlfriend.

I hope they take you hostage because you
are getting on my last nerve.

Nice try, kid.

Yeah. But I'm still giving it to my
girlfriend because, well, she's giving

me.

That's good.

Hey, nice speech.

You're good.

over the top?

I wish I could have done it half that
good.

I wasn't nervous about acting until I
knew I had to act.

Yeah, it's not as easy as it looks, is
it? No, it was rough.

Oh, Ben Affleck, a few apologies.

No, you don't, baby.

Look, I'm sorry for the way I acted.

I guess I just got a little chill.

That's all right.

I just want to apologize and do it
myself.

apologize in my trailer? Because I still
have the key and it's an assortment of

tropical fruits.

Check it out. Mango, papaya, and
coconut.

I can't believe these prima donnas don't
lock their trailers.

movie with chris tucker and tom cruise
catfish and lobster they're really gonna

have lobster no that's what the movie's
called catfish and lobster well i guess

we know who's playing catfish hey ernest
maybe you can get another part and

choke it away again nope my acting days
are over unless you count me acting like

it's cool that i still haven't gotten it
yet oh my god check out the buns on

this babe

more specific.

You got us running over here looking at
some man's ass.

Oh,

take your time, hot butt.

You guys are disgusting.

Shh, no talking during the movie.

Love you too, Netta.