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your food on the floor.

Sarah, I'm testing the spaghetti.

See, if it sticks, it's done.

Well, of course it's gonna stick. It's on the floor.

Then it's done!

I drove all over L .A. in these crazy Santa Ana wins and couldn't find a

celebrity. I had to settle for a shot of Ashley Simpson.

Hey, drive -by! Everybody get down! They're shooting!

They're shooting!

I didn't know they had a lot of drive -bys in Malibu.

Oh, what they do if you live next to sugar knight.

But that wasn't a gun.

The front fence blew over.

Oh, my God, it landed on that pizza guy.

Well, don't just stand there, Cash.

Go get the pizza.

Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah. I made spaghetti.

I see the front fence is still down. Is Manny going to fix it? Who knows? His

answering machine pitch is out of town. But I know he's home.

Because he's been playing that Eddie Murphy album for three straight days.

God, hope they didn't put on Kobe's album.

You know, why don't they make cereal boxes for grown men?

You know, like put hot chicks on them?

Or we can call it Hallie's Crunch Berries.

Hey, we can cut pictures out of magazines and paste them on.

Please, how desperate are we?

I'll go get the magazines.

Hey, guys, good news.

You guys are moving out and three girls willing to have sex are moving in?

We'll have sex.

But with men.

No, they're shooting a movie all weekend at that new studio down the street and

they're looking for extras.

I can't believe I've only been in California for a couple of months and

Brianna, all you're going to be is an extra. As in, by definition, not

necessary.

Oh, Cash, I forgot to tell you. You got a call from Steven Spielberg about your

resume. Finally? Yeah, and here's the message.

Ha!

You know, I like being an extra for the free food. It's all you can eat and

stuff in your purse.

I walk in an A cup, I walk out a double D cup.

Plus, it pays 50 bucks a day, so I'm as you're doing it, too.

But it's my day off.

I was going to hang with the guys and put pictures of hot chicks on cereal

boxes. Uh -huh. And how much does that pay?

Oh, we do it for the love of Halle's Crunch Berry.

Oh,

this is so exciting. My first movie set.

Who knows?

We could become a part of motion picture history.

director, and I say the damn koala bed defuses the bomb.

Now fix it. Get to fixing it.

Or go straight to video.

All right. Let the looting begin.

Lisa, you case the food table, I'll hit her in makeup, and then we'll meet in

wardrobe. You might want to get there early.

Don't steal me any makeup that was tested on animals.

Ooh, let's get some of that meat.

It's a good thing I wore my cargo pants.

I'm like walking Tupperware.

Fine, you two go ahead and do your little extra thing.

I'm going to go introduce myself to the director and tell him I'm ready for my

close -up.

Brianna, Brianna, extras don't get close -ups.

to your call. Thank you!

I've got breakfast covered for a month.

Arnaz, get the brisket. How?

I don't have anything to put it in. My pocket's already stuffed with coleslaw.

We can't make sandwiches out of five dishes. Now think protein.

Now grab that pot roast, rookie.

Hey, Brianna. So, did you meet the director?

Yeah, and, um, he said he was gonna call me.

You're looking for extras to play prostitutes.

Free makeover?

Wait,

Rihanna, aren't you coming?

Excuse me, I'm an artiste. My instrument is tuned for more refined roles.

What'd she say? Who cares? The girls are already lining up, and I will not be

the laugh tour.

Hey, yo, check it out. I put Carmen Electra on a Rice Krispies box.

I'd like to snap, crackle, and pop that booty.

Yo, what the... Yo, did you just see that?

See what?

That vision of woman -ness with a store -bought tan?

Yo, I don't think they can see us.

Well, I think you're right.

Oh my.

Oh my my.

Oh, she's got a butterfly tattoo.

Doesn't that mean something?

Yeah, it means she only dates black guys.

I wish I was black.

All right.

This is a stick -up. Anybody moves, you'll be taking a permanent dirt nap.

Remember, background, the bank is being robbed.

The gunmen have threatened to take hostages.

Okay? So I want to see panic.

I want to see Summer.

Where's Summer? I want her in the shot.

Here I am, baby. Oh, hey, mama.

She's getting right there, you pretty thing.

She is blocking us, boo. Come on, we got to move closer to the action.

I told you before, we're in the shot.

I said move.

Closer.

Come on, closer.

I can't get any closer.

I love it. I want to use it. What is your name, son?

Ernest Ballard. And I am Rihanna. Well, you have got a very interesting vibe and

a good look.

Oh, well, did you see my panicked look?

I don't say this every day, but I don't hate you.

In fact, I'm going to put you in this movie saying that exact line. Why

you come up with that?

much worse for this loser.

And then they did.

Hey, yo, check out these skanky hoes.

Dude, that's Lisa and Sarah.

I know.

I see you've done some redecorating. As have you. What do you call that look?

Or couture?

For your information, we're in the movie.

My character's whore number four and she's whore number five.

I thought I was four and you were five.

Right. Like you'd be a more important whore than me.

What's that supposed to mean? Don't walk away from me. Should we go watch them

fight? Why, they always fight.

Yeah, but not dressed like little camp.

Brianna, for the last time, it's not my fault the director put me in the movie.

He must... Be something in me that he thinks can be big.

Yeah, like your ego.

I can't believe this.

We came to California so that I can be discovered and become a star.

It's not my fault it doesn't take that much to be an actor.

Excuse me?

Brianna, you're always talking about the craft of acting.

Well, after today, I proved that any jackass can do it.

But that didn't come out right. Oh, no, no, no. I think it came out perfectly.

I can't believe you're disrespecting my dream like this.

Come on, let's face it.

You never just walk into a club holding a guitar and get a record deal. Well,

clearly neither can you.

But I can't walk into a movie set and get a part that's bigger than an extra.

Okay, you know what? I'm just going to leave before I say something that I'm

really going to regret.

Like when we first met, I thought you were gay. Oops.

Oh, you look so good.

Yeah, you look so good.

I like it.

You guys really don't have much of a life, do you? We told you, no talking

during the movie.

Everybody ready to go on to the set?

Brianna, you still not speaking to me?

All right, girls, we should get going if we want to make our call time. A

professional actor is never late.

limo, but you only have one line.

I guess that's why they only sent one limo.

Wait, that is so rock star cool. Can we ride with you? As long as no one sticks

their head out the sunroof and screams, woohoo, that's my job.

Brianna, aren't you coming too?

No thanks, movie star. I'll walk.

I'll use the extra time to get into character.

Oh, well, uh, we're number four and five feel right at home in a limo.

You are not

Well, I guess I'll see you on set.

I guess I'll see you on set.

Talking like he's a real actor or something.

Keep it down.

The only soundtrack we want to this movie is... You two are just

nasty.

Oh, DMACC, look who's back.

Butterfly Girl.

Yo, if I look that good, I'll be checking myself out, too.

You know what I'm thinking?

That I look that good?

Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

Nope. Then I'm going to make her mine.

Oh, no, you're not.

Hey.

Hey, Rian.

They haven't called us, have they? We took a little detour in Arnaz's limo.

And I took a little champagne.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Come on, please talk to me. I didn't sleep at all last night.

No, me neither.

Oh, so you're talking to me.

Thank God.

Good news.

I've expanded your role.

You're getting taken hostage, kid.

Yeah, congratulations. Your new script is in the trailer.

What? I get a trailer?

Brianna, did you hear that? First a limo, and now a trailer.

Next thing you know, I'll have your job.

You're right, kid. Have you heard something?

Brianna, let's go check out my trailer.

I'm sorry.

No extras allowed in the trailer.

That's the quickest way to a loss. Trust me, I've been there.

I've had so much fun hanging out with you guys.

Thanks for lunch. It was amazing.

I think you're amazing.

Oh, you're so sweet.

No, you are.

It's great to finally meet a woman I have so much in common with.

I know. It's not every day I meet guys who share my passion for butterflies.

Look, it's more than just passion.

In fact, I'm starting a petition to change the name from Butterfly to You So

Fly.

Well, I've been thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo.

No way.

Way.

And you know where I'm going to put it?

Right here.

Close to my heart.

This is weird.

Because I have a butterfly tattoo in that exact spot.

No.

Do you believe in soulmates?

I believe in mates of all kinds.

Oh, my God.

You two were watching me through the window.

What window?

You don't give a damn about butterflies. You saw my tattoo.

And that's when I start giving a damn about butterflies.

Perverts, you even moved the couch over to the window so you can have your own

personal peep show. We absolutely did not move that couch.

DMACC did it by himself.

And that's why you know who the strong one is.

And to think, I was going to sleep with the both of you.

Now, you'll never see my ladybug.

All right, stick up.

Anybody moves, you'll be taking a permanent dirt nap.

Don't even think about it, Billy Dee.

You'll be bleeding all over that scone.

All right.

Nobody tries to be a hero.

We'll all come out of this alive.

Some of us rich.

Get the money, Matt.

Okay, everybody, are we ready?

Arnaz?

Arnaz, are you ready?

Yes, sir.

Action.

Hey, that's my job, okay?

All right, let's see if we can get this in one take. I got a court date.

And... Action.

Cut.

Okay, now that you got my lines down, why don't you let me hear one of yours?

It's okay. Just ask for a five.

He's not going to give me any money. I'm messing up.

Okay, we're going again. We're still rolling, people.

Honey, just relax.

You can do this. Why on the set?

Okay.

Thank you.

I sure do, baby.

It's you... Oh, wait, no, no.

It's a girl, you... I hope they take you hostage first because you are getting

on my last nerve.

Let's see.

Perfect. Should have shot it. Get her in the makeup.

she's your girlfriend.

I hope they take you hostage because you are getting on my last nerve.

Nice try, kid.

Yeah. But I'm still giving it to my girlfriend because, well, she's giving

me.

That's good.

Hey, nice speech.

You're good.

over the top?

I wish I could have done it half that good.

I wasn't nervous about acting until I knew I had to act.

Yeah, it's not as easy as it looks, is it? No, it was rough.

Oh, Ben Affleck, a few apologies.

No, you don't, baby.

Look, I'm sorry for the way I acted.

I guess I just got a little chill.

That's all right.

I just want to apologize and do it myself.

apologize in my trailer? Because I still have the key and it's an assortment of

tropical fruits.

Check it out. Mango, papaya, and coconut.

I can't believe these prima donnas don't lock their trailers.

movie with chris tucker and tom cruise catfish and lobster they're really gonna

have lobster no that's what the movie's called catfish and lobster well i guess

we know who's playing catfish hey ernest maybe you can get another part and

choke it away again nope my acting days are over unless you count me acting like

it's cool that i still haven't gotten it yet oh my god check out the buns on

this babe

more specific.

You got us running over here looking at some man's ass.

Oh,

take your time, hot butt.

You guys are disgusting.

Shh, no talking during the movie.

Love you too, Netta.