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Hey, Gran, I think you missed a spot.

Oh, yeah, you're right. I see it.

Hey!

Hey, Spirit.

I'm dusty.

No, you're musty. There's a difference.

Where's Charlie with our food? I'm starving.

Oh, goody. Charlie's coming. Just what this apartment needs.

More trash.

Hi, everybody.

Brianna.

Ernest, why does Charlie have a shiny key to your apartment?

Well, she sits at the equipment and she's not in school like we are.

Butter's not in school?

Yeah, I'm in the school of life.

Sometimes my classes run a little late.

So, let's eat.

Yes.

Hey, we need some glasses for the soda.

Uh, too bad they're all dirty.

Uh, we can wait.

Would you wash your feet for us, baby?

Brianna, you're not really going to wash their glasses, are you? Nah, but I'm

about to make them lemony fresh.

Sometimes in life, you can be alone by yourself.

But I have a partner, but I can't tell no one else.

So don't isolate yourself when there's nobody else.

I was rolling my hair and lusting after my Taye Diggs calendar.

What's so important?

Well, I wanted to tell you about something that happened down at the shop

but with mechanic -client confidentiality, I don't know if I

And you wonder why the neighborhood kids throw dirt rocks at you.

I'm out of here. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I gotta tell

somebody.

New Edition came down to the shop today.

New Edition?

Oh, my God. I used to make out with my pillow to Popcorn Love.

Oh, my God. I did not just say that.

They're in town for a concert, and they want me to trick out one of their

hummers for their next video.

Man, I can't wait to tell Flex, man. He loves New Edition. Back in high school,

he was in a New Edition tribute band all by himself.

I mean, he attached four mannequins to a stick and made them all dance.

It didn't really work. Don't bring it up.

Flex, have I got some news for you. That's really interesting, but my news

about me. Man, I just ran into Natalie.

She's married and pregnant.

Your ex -fiancée, Natalie?

Pregnant? Wait a second. I thought you guys broke up because she didn't want to

have a baby. Yeah, we did. I guess she changed her mind.

Eh, just like a woman.

Wow, and her being pregnant doesn't bother you?

Now that you mention it, she did look a little puffy.

I didn't stand close enough to her to make people think I was with her.

Lex, come on. We're your friends.

The rejection that you're feeling must be devastating.

Yeah, come on, man. It's not that she didn't want to have a baby. She didn't

want to have a baby with you.

Wait! Dude, if we keep up this level of intensity, the sky's the limit.

You think he know there's a limit to his talent?

Oh, look.

Mikey makes a little noise.

It's like a tambourine.

Oh, well, you know what happens to tambourines?

They get shaken.

Hey, Alex.

Huh? I need your big, strong muscles.

Did you move these down?

Okay, it's time to start shaking.

Rihanna, you promised Arnaz you'd chill out on the whole jealousy thing. But

that was irrational jealousy before, and now it's rational.

She has a key to his apartment, where he lives, where he showers, where he takes

his shirt off.

Where he takes his shirt off everywhere.

Yeah. The guy's always walking around naked.

At least I wear a sarong.

And maybe later.

I can show you what's so right about mine.

So wrong.

Okay, that's it. Girl,

listen. Before you go all O .J. on them, I got a better plan.

Hey, Arnett.

You know, I couldn't help but notice that Charlie has a key to your place and

Brianna doesn't. I mean, isn't that a little weird?

Well, what's weird about it?

Brianna's your girl, and she doesn't have a key.

Oh, Brianna wants a key.

Why don't you just say something, boo?

Well, I guess I never really thought about it, but sure, I'll take a key.

That way, if you get locked out, you can call me. Yeah, or Charlie. Just give me

the keyboard.

Dwayne, why are you so bundled up? It's not that cold outside.

Well, it's not for the cold.

It's for those dirt rock heathens.

That little Jimmy can throw a curveball.

I was just about to check on Flex. Do you think he's okay?

You know what? I'm sure he's fine.

I mean, he probably went out on a date last night with a little fresh apple and

came home and went to bed with a smile on his face.

I don't think so, Dwayne.

No, that's what he did.

See, I watched him leave last night with my binoculars.

You know what? I'm going to go check on Flex.

He has to get past Natalie. If he doesn't, we'll never have a healthy

relationship. I mean, he'll never have a healthy relationship with me.

I mean, anyone.

You know what? Just move.

Yeah, baby, Flex lives over here.

Danielle, I'm telling you, he's fine.

Excuse me.

I have $80 ,000 in school loans and three degrees on the wall that say,

wrong. Well, I have 280 hours of Dr. Phil and an autographed Oprah Winfrey

that says, you're wrong.

Although I could because I look like this and not like that.

Told you I was right.

And this keeps me warm in the winter.

Flex, just sit down. I want to talk to you about Natalie.

Yes, she wants to talk to you about Natalie.

We want to talk to the pizza.

Flex, your ex -fiance told you that she didn't want to have children. And then

the next time you see her, she's pregnant.

What does that tell you? That the diaphragm I found in my medicine cabinet

have been hers?

Funny, Flex, but as I understand it, this was the most important relationship

your life since Nicole.

Yeah,

and the little man over there.

Flex, I know you think I'm pushing you kind of hard, but aren't you feeling

betrayed?

A little bit.

A little bit? Flex, you loved her.

Yeah, I loved her a lot. I loved her enough to want to have a baby with her.

Go on.

But she didn't want to have my baby.

She wanted somebody else's baby.

You know what? You're right.

I feel humiliated.

Yes, Flex, yes.

Yeah, dog, you got your face cracked.

Wow, man.

You know, you think you're cool with something, and then you realize that

not. It's like I was hiding something, and then you guys uncovered it.

Doesn't it feel better to get it all out? You know what? I do feel better.

I feel cleansed, man.

I've talked about Natalie and I've dealt with her pregnancy.

I'm over it. You'll never hear me mention Natalie or her baby again.

Who's up for a movie?

Flex, what are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

I'm eating ice cream because ice cream will always be good to you. Ice cream

will...

Did you go to work today?

How could I go to work when Natalie's walking around with another man's baby?

But it's your show, Flex.

What about Rania, man? She'll take over. She can have it.

Women always get what they want.

Let's face it, man.

It's their world. They can string you along, accept your big, fat engagement

ring, tell you they don't want to have a baby, break up with you, and then show

up pregnant.

know let's get with that what what's that natalie you want some ice cream

oh well there it is there's some ice cream that

looks good may i have some with you please

come on man pull yourself

together you're licking a picture

So, Natalie, I wasn't good enough to be your baby's daddy, huh?

I make pretty babies.

Look at Brianna.

Sassy, but pretty.

What have you done, woman?

I have just never seen anyone break down like this before.

It's not like Natalie's that cute anyway.

Thanks to you, my boy's a mess, and I have to fix him. Yeah, what are you

do? Stuff him full of hot wings and make him watch BET on cut?

And after that, I'm going to implement my plan.

Give up the photo, dog. Come on, man.

Look,

a donut.

Okay,

to raise money for this year's trip, I propose, besides car washes and bake

sales, we do personal appearances.

Why send a card when you can send a chair?

What's going on?

Hey, baby, we're just having a cheerleader meeting. I thought it would

fun to meet here than in the gym.

Oh, hey, a cheerleader meeting.

I guess it's more important than our music. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Just wait one minute.

Just call us when you get your half in order.

Brianna, what just happened here?

I know.

What's up with Charlie's attitude problem?

She seems a little unfabled to me. If I was y 'all, I'd get my key back.

All right, guys, where were we? C -R -A -Z -Y. Charlie ain't got no alibi. She

crazy. What, what, she crazy.

What, what, she crazy.

What, what, she crazy.

What, what, she crazy. All right, keep them close. Now, on the count of three,

you can let your hands down. Ready?

One, two.

video shoot is going to be incredible, yo.

This is hot.

I know Ralph's going to really love this.

Man. I know one thing, you better make that flight tomorrow night. Right. We

should have never let him go judge that Miss Watts California beauty contest,

man. Somebody had to do it, Ralph.

Wasn't going to beat me, though.

Yo,

he a disco ball?

Man, you were serious, wasn't you?

Thank you, fellas. You know what? I tried to go the extra mile, and my boys

worked overtime.

Check this out. Check this out.

See these rims?

Man, you can't get those in the United States.

And the disco ball, handmade. Look at it.

Fingers, working all night on it.

So what's up? Do we owe you any extra money or what? Oh, no, no. I can't take

your money, man.

Y 'all new additions.

All right, man. Cool.

All right, all right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

However, would you like to grant a wish?

A death wish?

Wouldn't it be nice to have the key to my man's apartment?

It'd be nice to have it. have a man.

My key's not working. That's strange.

Hey, guys.

Hey, I think something's wrong with my key.

Oh, really?

Let me try mine.

This whole idea of a concert to cheer me up was a waste of time.

I'm going home to eat ice cream with Natalie's picture.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Flex, now what if we told you you

weren't here to see a concert, you were here to be a concert?

Tonight, you're going to dance up on stage with New Edition.

Don't mess with me, Dwayne.

You don't tease about New Edition, bro.

No, no, no, we're not messing with you, Flex. Dwayne set it up.

I'm going to perform with New Edition?

Tonight? Here?

Looking like this?

Man, I look like death warmed over.

Well, actually, that's a good thing. See, the only reason they agreed is

I told them you were dying.

Dying? Man, you lied to them, D?

No, Flex. I mean, we're all dying.

Man, I don't know, man. That's the sneakiest, dirtiest, most underhanded

you have ever done. Oh, they're here. They're here. Oh, should I spit up

Because I could bite my tongue. Do it.

Hey, Dwayne, where's your man, Flex?

Oh, right here, man.

I mean, right here is where they drain the fluid from my lungs.

Man, you look bad.

You sure you're well enough to go on stage with us? Are you kidding me? My

doctor said I have at least one good performance left in me. Or maybe two. It

depends on where your tour is headed.

Are you sure about that, man? Because you know our choreography is pretty

Oh, really?

Something like this?

Man, I mean, we don't have to talk about this show. Come on.

Moan. Let's moan. What?

Oh! All right.

All right. We talked about it again.

Since Ralph missed his flight, we figured you'd make a nice addition to

edition. Hold on, man. I got one request.

You got to change, man, because you stink.

What? He stinks.

Is that a part of the disease?

I mean, did we grab the wrong keys or what?

It's not working.

No!

Brianna! Hey, guys.

Oh, Arnett, it's a funny thing. My key didn't work in the lock, so I had the

apartment manager install a new one.

Oh, that's funny.

funny, butter.

Not that funny, dude.

Look, Arnaz, I know you changed the locks. We ran into Charlie letting

in with her new key.

Well, sorry I gave you the whole changing of the key idea, dude.

I had nothing to do with any of this.

Arnaz, if you don't want me to have your key, you could have just asked for it

back. Yeah, right, Brianna.

Like that would have gone over well.

Are you saying I'd be jealous?

Listen, Arnaz, I can accept the fact that you don't want me to have a key to

your apartment, but it's a little hard not to be jealous when Charlie gets a

and I don't. I told you, Brianna, Charlie needs to have a key for band

Well, I'm your business. I'm your girlfriend.

Exactly. And whenever you're here, I'm here.

So what do you need a key for?

I don't know.

Because Charlie has one.

Look, Brianna, if having a key is that important to you, then you have to

respect butters in my privacy.

Okay, fair enough.

But don't just give out your key to another woman and not tell me.

Done.

Look, it's just a stupid key, Brianna.

And you have the one thing Charlie would never have.

My heart.

You know what, Harness? You're right.

And to show you I'm past this whole key thing, I'm going to give you your key

back. Here.

Who are you fooling?

I know you made a copy.

You're right.

Now, where did I put that?

Now let me set it off in the right way. You got a bangin' booty and a tight

waist. I've been a punk cause I'm up to you in the lava.

And hopefully you end up over my place. I can't believe I never saw you coming

over. Until you put your pretty hand up on my shoulder.

I wanna touch your horn and kiss I wanna hold you.

I really wanna get you high tonight.

So tell me what I gotta do to.

Get the hook up on the street to.

Baby you can deny whatever you like. And I'ma pick you up on time.

if you don't want to.

But you'd be a fool if you don't want to.

Because I guarantee you're gonna be feeling how you're supposed to be.

Can you believe it? I thought you were amazing, Flex.

Oh, my first groupie.

Did you hear that? They're calling my name.

Yo, Flex, man.

It's an encore, baby. Come on.

So,

before I do my encore, why are you so concerned with me getting over now?

Oh, I, um... Hey, Flex.

Hey, call him for Ralph, man. So, yeah, come on. All right, man.

So, uh, you were saying?

Um, I was just... I just want what's best for us.

I mean, all of us. You know, clients and... Therapist of the night.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, man, come on. Don't mess with me.

Thank you, Baltimore,

for having us tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for my boy Flex.

Come on, y 'all.

Wave your hands from side to side.

It's a new addition, y 'all.

Come on.

Let's take it home, fellas.

Y 'all ready?

Love you too, Netta.