All language subtitles for One On One s04e06 Manic Monday

Matt, you cannot give the Jamal Lewis
interview to Rania.

It's called the Flex Files, not the
Rania Riles.

Trick or treat.

Manolo Blahnik, Chanel No. 5.

Danielle, don't you think you're a
little too old to be trick -or

You're never too old for free candy.

You got any?

No, there'll be no Halloween here
tonight.

I'm crazed with work, and Brianna has to
finish filling out her college

applications. Truth be told, I ate all
the candy, and I'm bouncing off the

here.

You seem to be in a bad mood.

You know, as your therapist and your
neighbor, I'd be happy to talk about it.

No, no. I don't want to talk about the
fact that I feel like my world is

crashing all around me. I got issues at
work. I got a love -struck teenager, and

I keep losing the football pool. Tell me
something. How does a sports reporter

lose the football pool?

Well, you know, since it is Halloween
and you didn't give me any candy, I'm

supposed to trick you. But you're having
a bad day, so how about I just kiss

you?

Oh. Okay.

Sike.

You've officially been tricked. Bye,
grumpy.

You'll be grumpy, too, if you had my
life.

She keep coming out here playing with
me. She gonna mess around and she gonna

fall in love and blame it on me.

So now, on Halloween, Timmy's ghost
roams the halls, playing tricks on those

don't give him any candy.

He turns grandpas into babies and
husbands into housewives.

There must be a reason for the switch, a
lesson to be learned.

Spirit can learn what it's like to have
a boyfriend for once.

Maybe Timmy can turn Arnaz into a bottle
of Jack Daniels so his mama can love

him.

You know what? You kids don't appreciate
a good ghost story.

And that story was true.

You know what? I just have one question,
Dwayne. Uh -huh.

Is Timmy that boy standing right behind
you?

You're supposed to be over there filling
out applications, not playing with

Dwayne. But Daddy, it's Halloween.

Dwayne was just telling us a scary
story.

Oh, I got a scary story for you.

There once was a little girl who didn't
finish filling out her college

application, so dun -dun -dun, she had
to go to DeVry.

Sometimes it's fun, you can feel all by
yourself. Okay, one, two. But I have a

partner, but I can't tell no one else.

So don't isolate yourself when there's
nobody.

college applications.

All you do is sit around and think about
Arnaz all day. There's more to life

than Arnaz.

That better not be Arnaz.

Trick or treat.

Arnaz is not my whole life.

I also have spirit.

And school was a lot harder than when
you were going.

Back in the Stone Age.

Hello? Trick or treat?

Well, what do you know about hard with
your iPods and your cell phones?

Well, Halloween is over and it's late,
and I know you did not just walk up in

house.

Oh, I get it. You two are too busy
fighting to buy candy. Well, I say I'm

to have to trick you. He and the cheese.

She in the heat.

What's going on?

There's no earthquakes in Baltimore.

Wait, there's also no 13D in this
building.

Ooh,

my new team people's in.

Look at Lindsay.

Those aren't real.

Jerry Rice is still playing the game.

Scoring touchdowns at 41, huh?

He's got good hands, but I got a bit of
hairline.

I got a bit of everything.

And I should have never retired.

What happened? Somebody finally found
that classic little spot. I left over

for Halloween.

Scary, huh?

You're me?

And you're me.

Wait, wait, wait.

You guys switched bodies?

Timmy. Who?

Timmy. He's the kid in the story that
Dwayne told us last night.

Grandfather to babies.

Husband into housewives.

Daughters into daddies.

No.

I'm an 18 -year -old girl. Oh, my
goodness. Is that a pimple?

I'm an old man.

And, Daddy, what did you eat last night?

Dwayne, man, this is all your fault. You
and your stupid ghost stories unleashed

this madness. Now I want you to find
this Timmy and get him to fix this.

Find the ghost, right.

Who am I going to call?

Oh, this is just great. As if my life
wasn't hard enough.

Oh, Daddy, it's always about you. Flat
out, flat out, flat out.

I have a drama midterm and... Oh, my
God.

Tonight's my two -month anniversary with
Arnaz.

So? So we have a date tonight.

I can't go looking like this.

Okay, baby, sit down. Stop crying.

Stop crying.

Look, we'll figure this all out by then.

But in the meantime, you just have to be
me and I'll just have to be you.

What? Are you kidding? You can't be me.

I'm Poppy.

Haven't you seen my face on the side of
a bus? Now that's popular with a capital

pop.

Okay, what you need to worry about is
the Gary Hall interview.

The Olympic swimmer?

Oh, please, I can talk to him. I've been
swimming since I was eight, you know.

Was the water cold? Flat out.

It's not that easy.

I have a list of very insightful
questions.

Here, don't mess it up.

Daddy, don't embarrass me at school.

Now what could I possibly do to
embarrass you?

Wow, that's a look.

Oh, Spirit, I think I know about you.

Oh, gee, thanks. Yeah, best friends
forever.

What happened to you?

You know that little yellow sign the
janitor puts out so you don't slip on

wet floor?

What, you didn't see it?

No, I saw it.

And then I snagged it and tried to surf
it down the stairs.

I like this.

Librarian, huh?

You want to make out? I promise to be
quiet.

Yes, I know you'll be quiet. Otherwise,
I'm going to break your other leg.

Look, I am here for one reason and one
reason only, and that is to learn.

Oh, I'm a little bree -bree's nervous
about her midterm.

Don't worry, baby.

You're gonna nail it. Oh, easy, bro.

What is wrong with me that a book is
even getting kisses?

Don't you have a class to get to?

Yeah, we have drama together, duh.

Oh, okay.

Hands!

What is up with you?

You're not nervous about tonight, are
you?

Tonight?

Oh, yeah, the anniversary thing.

Wait.

Why should I be nervous?

There isn't a reason for me to be
nervous. It's their boy. I mean, our

No, it's just that I know we've both
been waiting a long time for this.

Especially you, because it's your first
time.

But don't worry.

I won't let these crutches get in the
way.

I promise you, you won't be
disappointed.

Interview Gary Hall. Interview Gary
Hall.

Hello, this is Flex Washington of the
Flex Files.

I think I'm really hot and I say witty
things like, flat out.

There you are.

And there you are.

Aren't you a little round for the
Olympics?

Aren't you a little straight for that
shirt?

Oh, this thing?

It was a sale at the mall. I just
couldn't resist.

I don't know what's gotten into you,
Washington.

But anyway, just get in there and get my
interview, slugger.

How's it hanging?

I mean, not that I'm looking.

Oh, jeez.

Flex, why aren't you with Gary Hall?

Oh, round guy, thank God.

Look, I can't do this. I don't feel very
well.

Can't you call that Rania girl to do it?

Oh, my God, not again.

Okay, now listen.

You have got to forget this, Flex.

If you want to get the next big
interview, you're going to have to wow

Rania wows me.

Oh, Gary.

You know Flex, Washington? Flex, this is
Olympic medalist Gary Hall.

Oh, my God.

You're that swimmer guy.

You're totally fast.

And you have really great pecs, too.

I mean, from one guy with great pecs to
another.

All right, let's get started.

Five, four, three, two...

I think that you're cute.

You think I'm cute?

I mean, I'm only asking as a man.

Yeah, you're fine.

You think so?

Can we start the interview?

Right, right, I'm sorry. Okay, yeah.

Hello, sports fans. This is Flex
Washington.

I'm here with Gary, the swimmer guy.

He swims really, really fast.

And he was in the Olympics, too. And he
won a lot of medals. And he was swimming

fast. And he said, you have to be
comfortable in the water and have fun

what you're doing because swimming looks
fun.

Tell me, Gary, was the water cold?

Okay, Brianna, I believe that you're
doing a monologue from The Glass

No.

Actually, if you don't mind, I've chosen
a new piece.

It's dedicated to my boyfriend, Arnett.

He is truly my inspiration.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to
you the final scene of the American

classic, Scarface.

You want to play it off?

life of your own?

Yeah, I thought you looked a little
bloated. I've got some idol in my purse.

So are you excited about tonight with
our next?

What's there to be so excited about?

Is that all that goes on in the minds of
you young girls today?

Boys, boys, boys?

You little fast tail girl.

school today tell me everything who did
you talk to did you see arnaz did he

look cute oh hey spirit hey mr
washington

is that what you wore today did you cut
my jacket isn't it

fierce okay never mind how did the gary
hall interview go oh the swimmer guy i

love him i know girl he is fun

Did you find something?

Not yet, not yet, but I'm close. I just
have to channel the spirit of Timmy, and

then we'll find her answer.

Channeling? Duane, what do you know
about channeling? Well, I learned all

it at channelingghost .com.

Even got the outfit there, too.

What are you talking about channeling?
Uh, spirit, there's some cake in the

fridge. Oh, really? What kind?

Does it matter? Not really.

Duane, you have to hurry. Arnaz will be
here in an hour. Okay, Duane, we can

discuss this further at your place.

Could Arnaz look cute today?

Uh, I think I hear my mama calling me.
Bye, Mr. Washington.

Hey, Danielle.

What's up?

You do know Halloween is over, right?

Huh? Anyway, listen, about last night,
Flex, that whole kid thing.

Oh, I don't think we should be talking
about this right now.

Flex, you're mad at me? Look, I was only
teasing. That's why I came over here. I

wanted to apologize.

Okay, you're forgiven.

No, seriously, Flex. I went home and I
thought about it. Look, we agreed.

to just be friends so that you could be
a good role model for your daughter. And

what do I do?

I make fun of it when I should have
encouraged it.

You're a good dad, Flex, and a really
good friend.

He did all that?

He really is a good dad.

So, we're cool, right?

Right.

So...

What kind of mascara do you use? Because
I've been trying to get my eyelashes to

curl like yours.

No.

Duane, what are you doing? I'm
channeling Timmy.

Timmy, tell us.

How do we reverse the curse?

It is only when you truly understand he
whom you inhabit that you can again

reclaim yourself.

Oh, well.

Well, you have your answer.

I think.

Daddy, no, you can't go on my date with
Arnaz.

Oh, my God, that's him.

Kill me. Kill me now.

Don't worry.

Everything's going to be okay.

Daddy, please be nice.

I promise.

Well, happy anniversary to you, too.

Yeah. Uh, sit down, boy. We need to
talk.

Not to talk again.

When are you gonna stop talking and get
to loving?

Look, boy.

It's not that I don't like you. I'm sure
you're a nice kid and everything, but I

don't think we're ready for this.

What do you mean?

We've been waiting for months.

So what? Some people wait years. You
know what?

We should wait years.

So, you changed your mind?

Now? Boy, it doesn't matter when I
change my mind. No means no.

All right, well, I guess he won't be
needing these.

Oh, no, he didn't. He better not be
pulling out what I think he's pulling

guess Spirit can use them.

What's she gonna do with them?

Prince tickets?

That's what we're doing tonight?

Going to a concert?

I thought we were having sex.

You did?

I mean, we can.

I mean, yeah, Prince is highly
overrated.

Get off!

That's the Brianna I know. Look, Arnaz,
you can't... I know.

We're not having sex until you're good
and ready, and that may not be until

we're married.

I told you that?

Yeah, all the time.

So she has been listening to me.

She is being responsible.

Did you feel that?

Feel what?

You don't have to check with me. Since
when?

Since we came to an understanding.

Now you, I will always check.

Stop being so grabby. You don't like
that, huh? You like when somebody grabs

you? You like that?

Go on, hop on. Hop on. Hop on.

Okay, you know what? I just realized I
can't let Prince see me like this.

He'd probably like what I'm wearing
better.

Hot stuff?

Brianna, come on. There's no need to
advertise all this.

And I hear you're a pretty good girl.

Yeah, you know what, Daddy? There is one
thing that I really liked about being

you. What?

The adoration of all my fans?

Nah.

I got to see naked boys. Holla!

Love you too, Netta.