All language subtitles for One On One s03e13 East Meets East Coast

Happy Valentine's Day.

What's so happy about it? It's all about
love and somebody loving you. It's

depressing.

I thought it was 7 .30, but your watch
says it's 8 o 'clock.

I am not hating.

But when our man slept with his secret
hoochie, he pulled my heart out of my

chest and twisted it into a pretzel,
which has been salted by my tears.

Oh, hey, you. Happy Valentine's Day.

I got you these Valentine's Day cards.

Oh, how nice. Thank you.

Oh, it's going to be like old times, the
three of us spending Valentine's Day

together. By three of us, you must mean
you, Brianna, and a Sandra Bullock

movie.

Because I have a date.

A date?

But I thought we were hanging out on
Valentine's Day.

We are, for Valentine's Day.

My date is on Valentine's Night.

So while the sun is out, I'm all yours,
Valentine.

I'll wait in the car. We got five
minutes until school.

I don't need his pity or his Snoopy
Valentine.

I think he's been sweet in his own big
-headed way.

Ooh, ooh, I got Franklin the black guy
on mine.

You know what? I've had enough of sweet.

That's how they get you.

Sweet guys pull you in, making you think
they're never gonna hurt you.

At least for the bad boy, you know what
you're gonna get.

What, a high -speed car chase?

Yes, but on the highway of passion.

You know.

Hey, thanks, Platt. I need to get
Candy's Valentine's gift.

I hid it here so she wouldn't find it.

Oh, you hid it in her workstation. Oh,
she never looked there.

Man, you say that like I'm stupid or
something. I didn't hide her gift here.

I hid a note to myself telling me where
her gift was hidden in case I forgot.

Which I did.

Man,

what are you doing wearing my
girlfriend's Valentine's gift?

I found a note that said, candy in the
closet.

So naturally, you went to the closet and
opened up the box that said candy.

Naturally. But when I saw there were no
confectionary delights, I instead

adorned this delightful frock.

Man, we'll close up your frock because
your delights are showing.

Matt, look, you ruined this. I can't
give it to Candy because every time she

puts it on, I'll see your face.

Ace, what are you doing here?

I got kicked out, Flex.

My girlfriend Peaches caught me cheating
with her sister Cherry.

Oh, what a jam you're in.

You can't stay here, man.

Oh, come on, Flex. Help me out.

I just need a couple of weeks so I can
find my own place.

Ace, if you needed a robe, you should
have asked me.

I have one hanging up in my spare
bedroom.

Three, two, one.

Wait a minute.

You need a place to stay, and I'm broke.

Why don't I find you a place to live and
charge you a finder's fee?

Yeah, I can use my spare room as an
office.

Allow me to cut through the brain
damage.

Why don't you let Ace move in with you,
and you two can split the rank?

Huh. All right.

But I still want my finder's fee.

Oh,

great. The awning fell again.

Just something else I'm going to have to
get fixed before I sell this place.

Oh, good morning, Flex.

Welcome. Have a seat.

What can I get you? Some kimchi?

Maybe some bibimbap?

Or a breakfast burrito.

We're trying a few new things.

Thank you, but I already had breakfast.
I just came by to talk to you about the

awning out front.

Well, they used to be out front.

Oh, it fell down again?

Ah, serves us right for using a company
called Good Awning America.

Yeah, maybe that other company, What's
Going Awnings, would be better.

I'm calling it an estimate.

You're a good businessman, Flex. I only
hope whoever buys your shop is as good a

neighbor as you.

Or is a hot chick?

Hey, Sue, what's that?

Hey, Flex.

Sue!

What do I keep telling you about keeping
your hair out of your face? You are not

Lucy Liu.

Yes, Appa.

Ah, now there's my little girl.

My father, he's so old -fashioned.

Even though I'm 25, he still thinks of
me as his little girl. Well, happy

thinks of his daughter as a little girl.

Well, you don't see me as a little girl,
do you, Flunk?

Well, luckily, I'm not your father.

Are you flirting with me?

Well, that depends.

If you like it, yes.

If you don't, then I'm just stating a
fact. I'm really not your father.

Man, I'll be glad when Valentine's Day
is over.

Oh, look at them.

Can y 'all take this? Get to the boiler
room like a normal couple.

Excuse you.

Oh, my bad.

Here you go.

Rihanna.

Oh, my God. Did you see the way that guy
Nightmare looked at you?

connection. Oh, my God. The whole
hallway felt it. Everyone's talking

Really?

No.

You grow up to hear yourself talk
sometimes. It's really immature.

Dude, I heard you totally let one go in
history class. You rock, dude.

What a good nightmare.

Oh, Slim and Shady.

Word is, he's trouble.

And I hear he rides.

Somebody dangerous.

Cover me.

I'm going in.

Hey, Nightmare.

I just want to thank you for picking up
my books.

Ain't no thing. They were on the ground,
weren't they?

So?

He's so rude.

I think I love him.

Cover me. I'm going back in.

chemistry class and Ms. Newport said we
had to pick lab partners, so do you want

to be partners?

For sure, for sure. How about your place
tonight?

I'll bring the books and you bring the
looks.

For sure, for sure.

Hey, Ewan, I got the estimates for that
awning. Let me know what you think.

Oh, no, no, no, no. This time you stay
and eat. It's customary to treat a

like family. Okay, and it's customary
for me never to turn down free food.

Twice.

Hey, Flex.

What are you doing here alone on
Valentine's Day?

Well, why don't you join me? That way I
won't be alone.

Okay.

So, tell me, what am I about to eat?

Okay.

This is kimchi, fermented vegetable.

In Korea, they love it so much, they
even have a festival for it.

Oh, kind of like our ham hocks parade
down Pratt Street.

Now, try this one.

What does that mean?

Excuse me?

Oh, you mean like, say what?

So, how does a date with me compare to
your usual dates?

This is a date?

Well, we just enjoyed a lovely meal by
candlelight. We spent the last hour

engrossed in stimulating conversation,
and we're all alone.

Well,

I've only dated Korean guys, and one
Puerto Rican guy who was passing is a

Korean.

All right, so if this was a date with a
Korean guy, what would you do next?

I don't know if you're ready for that.

Reunited and it's so good.

Reunited and it understood.

There's one perfect fit and sugar, this
one is good.

You get better than you think.

I do everything better than I sing.

Sue! What are you doing?

I'm not talking to you.

Sue, what are you doing? This is Ramon
all over again.

I do not approve of this. You know I
don't want you with someone like him.

bad for...

When you say you don't want Sue with
someone like me, what exactly are you

implying? What do you think? I offer you
food and you make a meal out of my

daughter.

Dad, please.

Oh, I get it. I'm not good enough to
date your daughter, but I'm good enough

pay for half your awning. Oh, keep the
awning.

I'm sorry.

I know it's not your fault, Sue. And
you, that awning, it was going to be

retractable.

Isn't this just the perfect Valentine's
Day?

Me, you.

The periodic table?

Too bad we got a test on Monday.

I'll be all over you like rust after
oxidation.

Is that good?

Girl, with me, it's all good.

I can't believe my lab partner dumped me
on Valentine's Day. I might as well

stop shaving altogether.

Can I study with you guys?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Let's all go to
the library.

We can go to this pizza place, right?
Because they have really great pizza. I

really like their pizza. It's really
good.

Now, back to our chemistry.

Isn't it ironic that we would be
studying that subject?

Ironic? Why?

Because we have so much chemistry.

That's a coincidence, not irony.

Huh?

Irony is the characterization or
expression of disdainful humor.

Yo. Wait a minute. Hold up. You know
stuff.

I thought you were a thug.

Oh, so I can't be smart?

No. You're supposed to be mean and
tough.

Oh, so you want me to step to you like,
like, come here, shorty. You frontin' on

me? No.

Hey,

man, get off my door. Hit him in the
face. Hit him in the face.

Let me go. I didn't do anything.

No, Daddy's Nightmare, my lab partner.

Nightmare? Yeah, but with a Y.

Nightmare?

No, I'm getting plenty. Night, night,
nightmare.

Go,

go.

Daddy, how could you?

Let's see, I came in, saw a thug on my
daughter, threw him out.

That's pretty simple.

But, Daddy, we were just studying
chemistry and playing around.

Well, I didn't see the studying part.
It's the playing around that I'm worried

about. But I was just... But nothing.

Now, I'm your father, and I know what's
best for you, and it's definitely not

that Mary boy.

You are grounded.

in front of the door. Yeah, no more
annoying walks across the room.

Then you move the fridge by the couch.

Thus cutting down on more unnecessary
walking.

Therefore, we buy less shoes.

Exactly. So you like it?

No!

Man, this is the stupidest thing I've
ever seen. Change it all back.

Well, can I keep the microwave by the
tub?

Yeah, try it in the tub.

With you in it.

I know you're upset about your little
thug friend, Nightlight.

But I just don't want you getting into
that whole bad boy syndrome.

Bad isn't better.

For your information, Daddy, he's not a
thug. He's smart.

I don't care how smart he is. I'm your
father, and I didn't raise you to hang

out with a boy like that.

And what kind of boy is that?

A boy with tattoos?

A boy with an earring?

A teenage father?

He has a kid, too.

No, Daddy.

I was describing you.

Sue, you shouldn't be here.

One second, dog. Come on in.

Where are you going?

I'm furious with my dad. I'm going to
find my own place.

Are you sure you want to do that?

I'm tired of him telling me who I can go
out with.

If I want, I'll go out with that little
crazy guy who lays on the ground and

smells our food from underneath the
door.

Dwayne? Yeah, that's him.

Sue, I'm sorry all this happened.

Look, I had a great time with you.

And I'm willing to give up my family for
that.

I mean, I know I'm a great kisser,
dashing, charming, successful.

But am I worth leaving your family for?

I mean, probably, but you shouldn't.

It's not just you, Flex.

He doesn't get me.

The style of my hair, the length of my
skirt, the music I listen to.

I told him I wanted to see Lil' Kim for
my birthday.

He flew in my cousin from Korea.

Sue, I just don't want to feel
responsible for driving a wedge between

your father.

Come on.

What do you want?

We have no fresh daughter on the menu
today.

I came to talk to you, Yoon.

You know, we have more in common than
you think.

Oh, you mean we both want to stab you in
the heart with a chopstick.

Listen, I know what's in our nature is
to want to protect our daughters.

But there comes a time when we have to
trust that we've given them the tools to

decide what's best for themselves.

Sue is first -generation flex. To you,
it means first -generation American. To

me, it means first -generation in danger
of losing its culture. Hey, I can

respect that.

But ask yourself, what's worse?

Our daughters losing their cultures or
us losing our daughters?

Sue.

Come back home.

You have to let me live my life.

I'm still going to date Fleck or
whomever else I choose.

I just don't want you to forget where
you're from.

Abba, I'm proud of who we are.

But I have to be free to make my own
choices.

Isn't that why you came to this country?

No, that's why I stayed.

I came for spring break.

You're not so bad, Flex.

Back at you, you.

I'm sorry I treated you so shabbily,
Flex.

Yeah, you said, uh, treat your friends
like family.

You should hear what some of my cousins
call me.

Arnaz, chemistry is not that hard.

Look, A -G is silver.

And just think of a silver necklace.

What do we say to people with silver
necklaces?

Hey, G, can't you afford gold?

Cool.

I'm glad you switched lab partners with
me.

Mine was so useless.

She thought a test tube was a baby.

Yeah, well, at least you wanted to leave
your lab partner. I had no choice.

He wasn't the right guy for you anyway.

I mean, right, lab partner.

Night line, night sweat, night court,
whatever your name is.

Mr. Washington, I know you don't want me
here, but I just came by to get my

chemistry book.

Look, I know I was a little hard on you
earlier, but to a father, you don't make

the best first impression.

I mean, the way you talk, the way your
pants sag off your behind, man, pull

up.

And your name, your name doesn't help.

Come on, man, my real name is Clayton,
but that don't play in Cherry Hill.

Whatever. But my daughter seems to think
you're an okay guy.

So I'm going to go with that.

Until you give me a reason to think
otherwise.

Don't give me a reason to think
otherwise, Clayton.

Look, there is something I want to say.

Brianna, ever since you and I got
together and almost, you know...

I just want to say... Daddy, Nightmare,
what's going on?

Nightmare forgot his chemistry book, and
I thought you two might want to hang

out a bit.

Really? What's the catch?

I trust you.

Thank you, Daddy.

Um, you know what?

I better go.

Oh, well, what were you going to say?

I was just going to say, happy belated
Valentine's Day.

You moved the furniture back.

All right. Thanks, man.

Sure. I just wanted you to be
comfortable in your own home.

I know I should.

Love you too, Netta.