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Well, it's probably spirit.

I promised her I'd give her a ride to work.

Hey, thanks again. I hate riding the bus in my burger hut uniform.

The bumps are always sniffing on me.

All right, Daddy, I'm going to finish cleaning up when I get home. Oh, by the

way, can I borrow $10 for gas?

I just gave you your allowance.

Yeah, but then I had to get my car washed, and it needed an oil change.

And plus, did you know that cars come with batteries?

And they're big.

Well, that's part of owning a car.

If you can't afford to upkeep it, then maybe I'd better upsell it.

Daddy! Well, Brianna, we're hiring at the Burger Hut. There's lots of

opportunities for self -motivated young people. Like the ad says, get off your

butt, work at the hut.

You know what?

I should get off my butt.

Oh.

Daddy, can I get a job?

Baby, you want to get a job?

No scams, no borrowing money, earning it totally on your own?

Yeah.

I've created a productive member of society.

My work here is done. Reservation for one under Washington.

Hey, where's Malia?

I'm interviewing Venus Williams and I have to look fly if I'm going to trap

with my questions.

Get it?

Venus fly trap.

It's a plan.

What's wrong with y 'all people?

Malik is out sick, but I'll tighten you up.

But Malik's my barber.

He knows how to trim these sideburns so they perfectly frame these majestic

cheekbones. I'm quite a Navajo, you know.

Come on, Flex, give me a shot, man. No, no, no, no, no, man. Last time you cut

my hair, my head looked like crop circles.

Look, Flex, I'm telling you, man, I've been taking classes at Gigi's Beauty

School.

Dot net.

No, no, no, forget that, man. I'm not taking any chances.

Come on. All right, check this. I'll make a deal with you.

I'm so confident in my new skills that if you don't like my haircut, I won't

charge you for it. Ooh, a free bad haircut.

Where do I sign up?

Come on, yo. I graduated with honors.

What, summa cum laptop?

All right, man. You lucky I'm in a rush. Don't do anything crazy.

Oh, what? What?

The personals? Give me that.

That is the last bastion of the lonely.

You know what? I, too, was like you, Candy Cane, looking for love in all the

wrong places.

Bars, the car wash, Idaho.

What you should do is give yourself the love you want from someone else.

Now, look, take me, for example.

For the first time in my life, I'm having a fulfilling relationship with a

wonderful person.

Myself.

Coming here? Oh, yeah, see, I'm dating myself.

I take me out to restaurants, you know, to the movies.

I go for long walks. Oh, geez.

You're dating yourself.

What was all that giggling I heard coming from your apartment the other

Oh, that?

I was chasing myself around the couch.

I can be such a tease.

You know, Dwayne, I never thought I'd say this, but you're actually making

sense. Well, if you two understand each other so much, maybe Candy and Candy

should go out with Crazy and Crazy.

Ah, a double date.

Oh, that's a great idea.

How about tomorrow night?

Dinner at my place?

We'll be there. Okay.

Perfect. I'll be the judge of that.

Oh, the lines, the arches, the sideburns.

Maybe I should date myself.

See? If done properly, you can have multiple marriages.

My record is 18.

What are you, a Mormon?

Here at Burger Hut, we practice religious tolerance.

Now you try.

Yay.

Mormon? Okay.

Maybe this is too much too soon. Why don't you follow Spirit around while she

waits on customers?

Okay. Okay.

Hey, girl. Martin told me to follow you around so I can learn the ropes.

you training someone.

Next thing you know, they'll be telling me what's in the secret sauce.

But what's the deal with Martin anyway? He's just so picky.

Well, here at Burger Hut, we have a very specific way of doing things. For

example, when setting the table, you roll the utensils into the napkins like

Well, that's stupid.

People are only going to unroll them, wipe their mouth with it, and throw it

the floor. It's a waste of our time and theirs.

Hello, waitresses.

How may you serve me today?

Arnaz, you better have money this time because dining and dashing is not the

Burger Hut way.

I got money.

Now, let's see.

What to have, what to have.

Um, how are your buns?

Are they fresh?

I suggest you take a break and read it.

That's the Burger Hut way.

Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?

Uh, Candy?

Believe me, I know women. If you keep telling Candy that, she's gonna get

suspicious.

Well, are you girls ready?

Oh, are those flowers for us?

No. No, see, Dwayne bought them for me.

Didn't Candy get you anything?

No. Should I dump her?

No, it's okay.

It's your first date.

She'll warm up to you.

And you know that.

Hey, Candy.

Dwayne, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

Two out of four of us don't think that that's funny.

Malik!

You're back.

Well, where's Walt?

He's out running some errands.

Man, what happened to your head?

What, you don't like it?

Oh, man, your lines are all messed up. Man, sit down. Let me edge you up.

Well, hello there.

Hi there.

Flex, come on, man. Let's fix that cut.

Fix it?

But, uh, I... Uh, okay, sure.

There you go.

That is the brother I know and love.

Better.

Uh, yeah, and I... I feel better, too.

Of course you do. Take it easy, man. All right, man. All right.

Well, have a nice day.

I am Mace.

What in the name of Burger Hut are you doing?

I'm rearranging the salad bar. No.

I'm just trying to make our jobs easier and the food faster.

Brianna, how many times have I told you?

crispy vegetables. Your cucumber and your green pepper will put the pinto on

garbanzo beans, so that way your salad doesn't get soggy. You're fired. But

Rihanna, I've been managing this restaurant for five years, and never has

customer ever complained about a soggy salad.

Well, I was just trying... But you, you waltz in here, and just after a few

days, oh, you decide the beans should go next to the raisins? Well, beans and

raisins are more of a topping, so that's why... Look, poor Mrs. Goldstein is so

confused, she's dressing her salad with...

You can help yourself to the door. Leave the uniform in the back.

even though it was the exact opposite.

If anyone will understand, it's your dad. He got cut from the Clippers after

just a couple of days.

You know what?

You're right.

Hey, baby.

How's the hardest working girl in Baltimore?

Fine, thanks.

Oh, you mean... Okay, bye.

I have something special for the working girl.

Look what Daddy got for you.

A car stereo?

Yeah, since you'll be spending more time in your car on your way to work, I

thought this... might make your commute easier.

Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you, Daddy.

But I don't deserve this.

Look, Daddy, I... You absolutely deserve this.

Brianna, getting a job was the most mature thing you've ever done, and I've

never been prouder. So let's talk employee people talk.

How was your day today?

Oh, Dwayne, this salmon is delicious.

Oh, well, thank you.

Yes.

Ever since I've been dating myself, I've been taking a cooking class.

Dwayne just loves a good home -cooked meal.

You know, last night, I opened up a bottle of wine, put on a little Sade,

danced all by myself in the living room.

I didn't know candy was so light on her feet.

Well, then, to enjoying our own company.

This wine's going straight to Dwayne's head.

I really appreciate you coming to the crib, Walt. You know, I haven't told

yet, and until I do, I think it's better this way.

Yeah, well, as long as you tell him soon.

Sneaking around stuff was my creativity.

It'll be soon, man. It'll be soon. I promise. Now, create, be free. My head,

your canvas.

Who is it?

It's Malik. It's Malik.

Oh, just a minute.

Be right there. Be right there.

Hey, what's up, man? Hey, Flex. Listen,

man, I just wanted to drop by and make sure we were still cool.

Cool?

Of course we're still cool. I mean, why wouldn't we be cool?

I was a little worried because I know that that Venus Williams interview was a

big deal and I wasn't there for you, bro.

Ah, man, don't worry about it. It was just a haircut. Thanks for dropping by.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, it's never just a haircut when you sit in my

chair. We have a relationship.

I've been doing your hair for years, man. Is that a barter's game?

Uh, ooh, this?

Uh, nah, nah. I was, uh, I was, uh, I was playing Superman. Yeah.

Up, up, in the way.

Oh.

Okay. All right.

So, uh, I'll see you later.

So will you.

All right, now.

So did you tell him?

I couldn't.

Look, we can't go on like this, Flex. Malik is my best friend.

You gotta tell him about us.

Man, I promise, it'll be soon. I just need a little more time.

I'm sorry.

All right, but until you make things right with Malik, I can't see you.

I'm not that kind of barber.

You were the other night.

Ronda, what are you doing here?

I came to talk to Martin about getting my job back.

Martin's not here right now. He's at the dentist getting his teeth bleached.

A dingy smile is not the Burger Hut way.

Well, you might want to wait under the table because there's your dad.

Landon, go sit down and get down.

Okay, Spirit, go over there and distract him.

I really appreciate you taking the brother to lunch, Flex. Believe me, it's

least I can do.

Okay, look, Arnaz, you have to help me come up with a plan.

You smell good.

Oh, you're useless.

Hey, Mr. Washington, welcome to Burger Hut.

Uh, Spirit, where's Brianna? I was hoping she could wait on us.

Burger Hut doesn't tolerate discrimination of any kind.

How am I discriminating? You only want your daughter to serve you.

You're falling into the man's trap, my brother.

You're assimilating, imitating, and haterating.

Relax, Jesse.

Bring Brian out.

No, I'm right here. Hey, Daddy. Hey, Malik. Welcome to Burger Hut.

So, um, what can I get you?

Cheeseburger!

Hey, two burgers for me right here.

Are you ordering?

Excuse me, waitress. Can I have some water?

Excuse me, waitress. Water, please.

Do I look like I work here?

You've been seeing Walt behind my back?

Malik, I understand you're upset.

But don't be mad at me. it, Walt.

Malik, the scout wants what the scout wants.

You're my client. You're supposed to be loyal.

I'm too young to be tied down to just one barber.

I can change, Flex.

I can use a razor. I can heat my shaving cream.

Malik,

don't torture yourself.

change who we are.

I'm with Walt now.

And someday you'll find someone else.

A better client.

A client who deserves you.

Save it, Flex.

Okay? See, because one day you're going to get tired of Walt and you're going to

come crawling back to my chair.

Better just hope it's empty.

Let's not end it like this.

Order up.

Order up.

Brianna. I'm sorry.

Did I not make myself clear yesterday? Because what I meant by you're fired was

you're fired.

Brianna, you were fired?

But you know what I like most about my Candy?

She's a good listener.

Well, Dwayne could definitely use some work in that area. Sometimes when I'm

talking, he just, uh, just drifts off.

What was I saying?

Dwayne, you are so funny.

Oh, thank you.

And you are so beautiful.

Thank you.

You know what?

I think I want to hook you up with my girl.

Oh, really?

What's her name?

Candy.

Well, I know a boy named Dwayne who would definitely be interested.

Well,

you know what?

This might just work out.

Well, I know my best friend already likes you.

Brianna, sit down for a minute. I want to talk to you.

Daddy, are you still mad at me?

Heck yeah, I'm still mad at you. Now I got to pay full price for my burger.

Brianna, it just bothers me that you don't feel like you can come to me with

something as hurtful as being fired.

I just didn't want you to be disappointed.

I like you being proud of me.

I'm always proud of you.

Sweetie, everyone has their own way of doing things. When you start a job, you

have to show respect.

You have to follow their rules, even if you think your way is better.

So, I guess now is a good time to tell you that I rearranged your CDs in order

from who's cutest.

Thank you, Daddy. Come here.

So, where's this job interview tomorrow?

The chicken shack.

Oh, from a hut to a shack.

My baby's moving up in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One day, the pizza palace.

work on your first day.

Love you too, Netta.