All language subtitles for One On One s02e07 Givem an Inch

Great idea, Brianna.

Let's go to a party, you said. It'll be
fun, you said. It'll be at a graveyard,

you didn't say.

Since we all might die out here, maybe
we should make out.

Nobody's gonna die out here. My dad's
gonna be here in a few minutes.

Yeah, but how do you know he's not gonna
kill us for sneaking out to this party?

My dad's not gonna kill us. He was glad
I called him.

He and I have a no -questions -asked
policy.

He'll come pick me up any time I'm in
trouble, no questions asked.

Your dad is amazing.

Could he adopt me?

No, then that would make you my brother,
and that would put us in Greg and

Marsha Brady land.

And we don't need that, okay?

Don't worry, kid. I won't tell your
parents.

You should have just left me out there
to die, because when I get home, my

parents are going to kill me.

My mom won't even notice.

She's been so depressed since the
divorce, she sits around all day with

friend Jack.

Daniels.

They're getting off Scott Free.

I came along for the beating.

Where's the beating?

You know I don't believe in that. I'm
just glad she knows she can call me when

she's in trouble. Her safety is all that
matters.

Oh, I love you, Daddy.

I love you too, Bree Bree.

Oh, this is making me sick.

Parenting isn't about love, it's about
discipline.

My mama beat me each and every time I
stepped out of line, and I turned out

fine.

Whatever, Dwayne.

When I can't turn no one in.

Where do you keep your Ajax? Right next
to the can and give me back my spare

key, you freeloader.

Uh, hey, Daddy, I'm about to go to the
mall with Spirit and probably pick up

some ice mochas so I'll be home around
nine -ish. Ooh, ooh. On a school night?

Uh, I'm thinking no -ish. Tell her,
Flash.

Don't you have a book report due
tomorrow?

Hence the ice mochas.

The caffeine will help me stay up late,
watch the movie, and crank out the

perfect book report.

No, have two mochas and read the book.

Okay, Daddy. See you later.

Oh, uh, your friend Amanda called.

Oh.

I was with the face.

I thought that was one of your girls.
She was, but now she's smoking

and she thinks she's all cool.

And like you told me, secondhand smoke
will kill you. And not to mention, my

clothes are too cute to be smelling like
Grandpa's couch. Bye,

Daddy.

That's my girl.

See, most parents can't get that message
through to their kids.

But because I treat her like a friend,
it sunk in.

She's still running around like a wild
child on a weeknight, all hopped up on

mochas. I'm worried about her flex.

That mocha is a gateway beverage.

Next thing you know, she's going to be
hitting those lattes, selling your BCR

for a pound of that Jamaica's finest.

That Blue Mountain Roast, ooh, you can't
kick that.

Duane, if you had a child, or a father,
my bad.

You'd understand my unique parenting
style.

See, I provide a haven, a safe place
where Brianna can come with her problems

and all her anxieties and won't be
judged.

It's... It's a teenager's utopia.

A flex -topia, if you will.

Oh, yeah, flex -topia. Where minors
check in and convicts check out.

Doug, I'm starting a new school of
parenting, okay? A school of tolerance

understanding. And if I'm reasonable, I
won't push her away.

See, the closer I am to her, the easier
it is for me to protect her.

Man, that's brilliant.

Gosh, write a book.

Oh, yeah.

And if Brianna makes it through high
school, maybe she can read it.

Nextopia is a place where... That's it.
When Daryl the bus driver asks you out,

that's officially the time to stop
taking the bus.

Well, then I haven't taken the bus for
two months too long.

You know what?

We need a car. No, no. What we need is
money for a car. Yes, money.

Money, money, money.

Where can we get some money?

Oh, we could all get jobs.

Yeah, I got out of a rave I went to at
Ginger.

And they charged you guys to get into
the rave, right? Yeah, 20 bucks each.

So that's 40 bucks a person.

So if 100 people showed up, that's $4
,000. Yo, that's how we get our car. We

throw a rave.

Yeah, but what if everybody isn't stupid
enough to buy a bracelet?

Girl, we are teenagers.

If one person buys something, we all
stupid enough to buy it, okay?

I know where we can hold it. My mom
leaps into commercial real estate.

Let's grab one of the keys to the
warehouses.

You guys are raised.

If we get caught, we could get in some
serious trouble. No, no, no. Look, if we

get caught, then I'll take the rap.

I'll just use my dad's no -questions
-asked policy.

Of course, if I'll be assuming the
majority of the risks, I'll be assuming

majority of the profits.

In other words, the car stand in my
house.

We could save money if I DJ.

Oh, so cool, cool. So our Nezzle DJ and
Spirits, you and I will make some really

cool, cryptic invitations. You know
what? I think we're the three smartest

in Baltimore.

Timber, timber, timber.

Timber, timber. My check.

Okay, maybe they're too smart to see.

Brianna, this rave is the best idea you
ever had, and you pulled it off in a

week. You notice how P. Diddy got his
start.

Girl, you might as well start calling me
B. Diddy, and I'll call you from my

private jet. Hey, you knew.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Ooh, but let's go
before your father gets home. Your dad

might be cool, but I'm not good at lying
to parents.

Hey, Spirit.

Did you, uh, clean the bathroom?

Sure did. Bye -bye. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Before you disappear to spirits for the

weekend, did you do your science
project?

The potato is sputting as we speak.

But that was freshman science project.

Uh, different teacher. That's my girl.
Not my girl.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, for God's
sakes, Mr. Washington. Let us go.

Hey, uh, I was just trying to give you
all some money for some pizza.

Okay, thank you. Bye -bye.

That's it. The father of tomorrow is a
bachelor for tonight.

Get changed. We going out. Let's do
this.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, glow sticks.

Wonder what they were doing with these.

Maybe they were going to a pretty
colors.

No, we haven't been clubbing in a long
time, man. We're going to bounce to

Whispers, Classics, Gotham, and the
Clubhouse. Uh -huh. Then we're going to

a little after party at...

Don't trust a big butt and a smile.

Never have, never will.

Man, I knew Brianna wasn't having a rave
at her house.

Did you say Brianna? Yeah, dude, it's
supposed to be off the hook.

Brianna's spirit and that blonde chick
Arnaz are throwing it.

So, who are you, Brianna's brother?

I'm her dad.

Holla.

See, now those glow sticks are starting
to make sense.

I think our little Bri Bri is throwing a
rave rave.

Now, Brianna would tell me if she was
throwing a rave.

There's no way she's throwing a rave.

The gloat sticks.

The lost boys searching for the rave who
don't trust a big butt and a smile.

I mean, good God, man, how much more do
you need?

I think you're right, D.

I think I've been used.

I've been had.

There is a rave.

That lying, manipulative, underhanded...
Come on now, preaching to the choir.

Spirit! What?

Yes, little buddy, Spirit's thrown a
rave and has convinced my daughter into

being... Part of it, that little hippie
spawned to the navigate.

And it better be good because we be
jamming.

You better jam well, give me back my
daughter.

Mr. Washington, are the girls all right?

You tell me, aren't they here? Obviously
not, because they're out of rain.

You don't have any more than pineapple
drinks, do you?

Stella, darling, you're taking too long.
Your pool boy's waiting to get your

groove on. Rub -a -dub style.

Oh, uh, hello, uh, Mrs. and I were
having a night without the kids, and a

minute's a ticket.

Come on, Mama.

This is Spirit's daddy, Cooper. Honey,
you remember Brianna's father.

Oh, right, the flat -out man.

Uh, he ain't that good -looking.

Oh, either my son -in -law gets us in
trouble, or there's a party in the

hallway. Either way, I'm prepared.

Evidently, our children are at a rave. A
rave? No, Arnaz is at the library with

his tutor, Ginger.

Hold on. If they're not here and they're
not at my house, then where are they?

Man, there's no way the rave is going to
be at Spirit's house.

Oh, it's a person's rave.

I guess I could stick my toe in it for a
minute.

Okay,

Mr. Man, I'm your host. My name is Bree.
Right, right. Well, yo, I just came to

chop it up with a few real folks, you
know.

Um, point me to the VIP section.

Oh, we don't have one.

You do now.

Oh, that was dope.

Yeah, you might want to crack a window.

Oh, no, I can't.

Maybe you have to be, like, at a rave to
read it.

Hey, give me that!

I know these kids, all right? I will
figure this thing out in no time.

Let's just drive around until we find
it.

That tramp he's shucking up with lives
two blocks from here.

Not that I follow them or anything.

Would anybody mind if I smoke? You know,
I never did smoke until after the

divorce. Someday I'm going to quit.

Just black men I can't live without.

I know what you mean, girlfriend.

They're just like candy. Can't get
enough of them.

Let her in, let her in, let her in.

What's up, man? What's up, dude? Want
some food?

Picking a blanket, shrimp?

Uh, no, I'm cool, I'm cool, but this is
nice.

This is nice.

Um, Mr. Man, it would be a big favor to
me, your host, if you would perform.

Now, how could I say no to that?

Let's see.

Uh -uh.

But, but, Mr. Man, I think your fans are
calling you. I'm about to call security

because... VIP has an age limit.

Security! But wait, I just... But it's
not rave!

You know, Cheryl, the divorce must have
been hard on Arnaz, too. Yeah, yeah, it

was. His father not being around
probably explains the way Arnaz is

I mean, this whole rave thing sounds
like something he would plan.

I hardly think this goes behind this
one.

Hold on now. Don't be so hard on
yourself, Cooper, there. All right? I

guys did the best you could with spirit,
but it's not your fault she dresses

like a palm reader.

I beg your pardon.

I think we all know that your daughter
is the ringleader.

Don't blame Brianna for your children's
delinquency. You people don't know your

kids. You're so strict, they're afraid
of you. They don't even want to be your

friend. That is exactly why I'm the one
picking them up from parties and

covering for them. You did what?

I'm sorry, what?

Uh -huh. You promised the kids you
wouldn't tell their parents you picked

up from the party because of your no
questions asked policy.

Uh, don't worry, y 'all.

It'll be in his parenting book.

See that? No questions asked. A typical
rookie mistake.

Sounds like somebody's been listening to
too much AM radio.

Flex, did you actually think you could
build a relationship with your child on

trust?

Oh,

hey, Mr. Man, how you doing? Oh, what's
up, little princess? Come to try to get

me to perform again?

Oh, no, no.

This has got to stop.

They need to start calling me a
lifeguard because I'm always saving the

party.

Somebody, anybody, everybody, scream!

Nobody go to the car face up. You got a
second to mow the run for the dough.

Before I blow back off the map contact.

You didn't understand. Click it down
like that. Welcome test rocket launcher.

Yes. Mr. Math. Hold the book. Those
deaths. Kids dead long. Songs too long.

Gets one more hit. We all get along.

See my pinky.

See my thumb.

See that kid with the pump shot gun.

Bust your gums. Leave your host.

No. What's this?

I can't believe your kids could pull
something off like this.

Oh, my God, this is one of my
properties, and it's condemned.

Okay, I've seen enough.

We got to get your kids out of here.

Hey, Foxy.

Oh, look at my baby. Snatch her, snatch
her by the hair.

Oh, I'm on it. I'm about to get a
fistful of brains.

What a son. What?

Man, your daughter's a juvenile
delinquent.

And she's my hero.

See my pinky?

See my pinky?

Look around, Dee. My daughter's not even
here. She probably had the sense to go

home and now she's sleeping like a baby.

Hey, are y 'all loving my sleeping
party?

I'm gonna breathe and kill her.

Yeah, yeah, you know.

You know.

Watch out, watch out, watch out. Hey,
hey, watch the touching, man.

I rack my brain all the way home, and I
got nothing.

I'm at a loss.

So you're not going to punish me?

Oh, I'm going to punish you.

I'm going to take away your CD player.

Then I'm going to take away your driving
permit.

But is that going to stop you from doing
something like this again?

Daddy, I said I was sorry.

We were trying to make some money to get
a car. You're always telling me to be

resourceful. I was being resourceful.
No, you were being deceitful.

Do you realize what you did tonight?

You invited hundreds of strangers to a
condemned building.

There were drugs and alcohol.

But, Daddy, it was supposed to be a
clean raise. You can't control what

people do, Brianna.

I'm really disappointed in you.

I thought I was raising you better than
this.

Okay, Daddy, I made a mistake.

Oh, you made lots of mistakes.

You know what else gets me?

Did you know if you would have told me
about this, I would have said no?

But you went behind my back and did it
anyway.

And the funny thing is, I fought for
you.

You could be living with your mother.

But no, I thought I was the best parent
for you. You are, Daddy. I love being

with you. Oh, of course.

This is Flextopia.

You know, I love being with me, too.

But I want to thank you because you
taught me a very valuable lesson

I did?

Yeah.

I learned that I can be your father, but
I can't be your friend.

I said no.

And that's the last time I'm going to
tell you. No. I don't have any bad talk.

I don't have any bad talk. Why? Because
I said so.

I don't know. I'm not feeling it, man.

Now, come on, Flex.

I'm two seconds away from underage
drinking and a teenage pregnancy. Now,

on, bro. From the top. All right.

All right.

As long as you live under my roof,
you're going to follow my rules.

I worked too hard to come home to this.

Now, go to your room.

I hate you. I'm going to live with
mommy.

Is that cool, though? Oh, that was
beautiful, baby.

You're the type of father the country
needs. Please believe it. Oh, yeah.

Love you too, Netta.