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Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was the apple of her dad's eye.

As she grew up, many boys tried to woo her, but none were good enough for dad.

So now, to help find her one true love, dad and daughter have both agreed to

enter a fairytale realm of romance.

full of hot single boys who, upon entering this magical kingdom, are

into handsome prince charmies. All prepared to do anything to win a date

this week's princess.

Have you ever shown your penis in public?

This week, entering the world of My Little Princess and searching for her

charming is Princess Charlotte, a trained dancer from a land not so far,

away called Cheltenham.

I've never had a boyfriend before because I went to an all -girls school

11 and then I went to dancing school and unfortunately a lot of the dancing

people are gay.

So the odds were stacked against me, really.

The good news for Princess Charlotte...

is that in this magical kingdom, there is a village full of manly young bucks.

Looking at them, it may be hard to believe, but they are all as straight as

die and desperate to find their one true love.

And this week, brace yourselves.

There's a whole new bunch of princely arrivals to choose from.

Gadzooks!

I'm a big softie at heart. I love taking girls out to, like, Nando, Finnemore,

that sort of stuff.

I love just whining and dining and making them happy.

I'm a fitness model.

I've just competed in Miami and in Iceland, and I came top ten in the

My main goal has been to win competitions, and now I've done that, I

look for a relationship and maybe find the right person.

I've been single now for just over six months.

What's it take for a girl to cut it?

The full package, you know.

People say your legs, bums, or a boob man.

Everything. Plus skin, hair. You know, how well do you put makeup on?

So we have one beautiful princess and a bunch of love -hungry hunks, all

searching for romance.

What could possibly go wrong?

Ah, yes. It's time to meet a fearsome 57 -year -old car designer called John,

otherwise known as Dad.

Everyone tells me I'm scary, but...

I don't think I am.

Charlotte's my little princess that she needs to be looked after and kept safe

and sound.

A lot of people think, because I'm very protective to Charlotte, that I don't

want her to have a boyfriend, and that's not true. I just want to make sure that

the boyfriend she gets is the right one that's right for her and not going to

cause me any grief either.

To win a date with the princess, the princess must first impress Big Dad

So back in the princely village, a list of his dadly demands were dispatched for

all to read.

There are certain things I will not accept.

I don't want anybody who is not loyal to my daughter. I don't need preloaders,

and we do not need someone that's four foot six with big ears and looking ugly.

And if you upset her, that's it. You upset me, and you don't want that.

The princes know not what the princess looks like, for this privilege will only

be granted to the winner of this contest of love.

But propelled by the mere possibility of love, a band of seven brand -spanking

-new princely heroes set forth to apply for the job of Dad's Prince Charming.

You know I'm standing here tonight.

Well, I know I've acted foolish, but I promise you no more.

I finally found that something worth reaching for.

I'm not here.

That I bought it

To win a date with Princess Charlotte, the princes will all have to prove

themselves to Dad by surviving a series of terrible, twisted tests of love.

The first of which is a wondrous instrument of torture, known simply

The Catapult of Truth!

This magical machine of truth, tis the work of the Wizard of the Castle.

and professor of the human mind, Dr. David Lewis.

It will allow Dad to ask his princely candidates any question he so desires.

If a prince's answer displeases Dad in any way, then they will be immediately

catapulted into the Lake of Losers in order to guarantee

their answers are truthful.

The wise old wizard has attached a genuine lie detector into his devious

So, as the princes take their seat, they know verily there is no hiding

from the truth.

If my little princess got fat, would you dump her?

No.

No.

If she was to get fat, I'm a personal trainer, so I'm sure I could manage her

weight quite well if she was to put on a few kilos.

The sheer arrogance of the boy.

Know he not that no man can beat the wizard's machine of truth?

Did you dump my little princess if she got fat?

Yes.

I'm not a big fan of fat beds. I need someone who looks good on my arm.

So two princes gone. Who will be next to fail Dad's deadly interrogation?

Do you urinate in the shower?

A prince charming that bathes in his own urine is not something Dad wants for

his little princess.

But who is a princely pisser and who is not? That is the question.

No.

When the king asked me if I'd urinate in the shower, I said no, because it's a

dirty habit, but it's not a habit of mine, it's more of a pastime, seen as a

little treat sometimes.

I want to take you somewhere, you know I care, but it's so cold and I

don't know where.

You urinate in the shower?

Yes.

So having dispatched two princely pissers to the lake of losers, Dad John

now left with just Prince Luke, Prince Scotty and Prince Joe. But which of them

will win this trial of truth?

Have you ever dated more than one girl at the same time?

No.

No.

Dating two girls at the same time is casual practice where I'm from.

I get bored really easily. Keep them on my toes.

Ah, what a romantic fool.

Hey -ho, just Prince Luke and Prince Joe now remain. Who will win this opening

dadly challenge?

Have you ever shown your penis in public?

No.

Yeah.

He asked me whether I've shown my penis in public, which I have. I told

him the truth.

I've got nothing to be ashamed of, so I'll just get it out for the lads.

Maybe he just wanted to know if I got a big cock or not, really.

So Prince Luke wins this test of honour and walks into the next stage of this

princely contest.

If by the end of the week I got to date a princess, I would be delighted.

It would be, like, an amazing, like, achievement.

It was time for Dad to contemplate what he had just witnessed on the wizard's

marvellous machine, in particular the performance of Prince Mark, Prince Matt

and Prince Scotty.

See that guy up there?

Yeah. We asked the question, have you dated two girls at the same time? Right.

And that was a yeah.

Oh. I don't like that.

Straight in the water.

And we get this prince, Mark.

Right. I asked him a really poignant question.

What was that? This time was, if you put on a little bit of weight, would he

dump you?

Oh. And he answered truthfully.

What? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, get rid of him.

Well, he's still in the frame. He should love me for me. At the end of the day,

I'm making the decisions, Pops.

We asked exactly the same question to Matt.

Yeah. And he gave me the answer, no.

Oh, that was nice.

He was lying.

Oh, but Daddy's fit.

I really don't care whether he's fit or not. He's lying, Charlotte.

It was time for Dad to pick a prince to throw off the castle bridge into the

makimoto projection.

Scotty just had to go.

Soon as he admitted to dating two girls at the same time, his card was marked.

Any guy that does that with my daughter, big trouble.

He's gone.

People love me when they think I'm a nod. I think the king thinks I'm a bit

nod to him.

Ah!

Shed no tears for poor Prince Scotty, for he shall return up next week to try

and win the heart of another princess.

But for the six remaining princes, their quest to be crowned Dad's Prince

Charming has only just begun.

Welcome back to My

Little Princess, where the deeds of one prince have already caught the eye of

all. His name is Prince Luke, the champion of the catapult of truth.

whose rhymes are as sharp as his spiky hair.

I often get compared to Eminem and Alex Reid.

I guess it's due to my rapping and the way I look.

My rapper name is Hot Frosty.

The main reason for this is the controversial contradiction of the name.

To be honest, it would hurt me if you lost interest.

Find it on my bank account when they invest.

Spend a loud allowance amount to impress you. You are so sweet to me. You are my

little princess.

The lyrical Prince Hot Frosty may have a gifted tongue, but will that be enough

to impress Princess Charlotte and her dad?

I'd definitely put Charlotte on a pedestal.

She's my princess, and that's the end of it. There is nobody better than

Charlotte. And if the boys want something perfect, then they don't need

any further.

Their only obstacle is me.

If a guy doesn't treat me like a princess, my dad will have him out of

straight away.

We need a man that's going to really look after you.

I don't want any wimps for my daughter.

It was clear that dad was looking for a strong and brave prince, prepared to do

anything for his little princess.

Methinks it is time for us all to pay a visit to the witch of the castle.

If Dad desires to know whether the princes are made of the right stuff,

witch will arrange for him to see who is really a man or a mouse.

As usual, the wicked witch transforms our noble princes one by one into giant

freak -faced mice.

Remember, the princes are unable to see anything at all beneath their new

beastly skins.

So the only way to break this curse is to run as fast as they can in a straight

line towards another blind princely rodent.

Whichever mouse man runs the furthest and the fastest will pass safely into

next round.

Whoever loses must pray that Dad has mercy on their pathetic soul.

First to step into this mousely arena of courage is brave Prince Arthur.

Since leaving university, I've picked up the nickname Gitbo.

It stands for giving it the big one.

I tend to live my life now by that rule.

I've got it printed on T -shirts, and it just means that I'm willing to go out

there, do anything.

Taking on the giant Prince Gitbo will be the man who puts the fit into fitness,

Prince Matt.

If I had to pick one prince that I was worried about, I think it would be

Arthur, just because he's so confident, he's bigger than me, and he's got a

really... big personality so he's the one one concern really

and

they're off come on bit faster oh you

idiot come on don't break that that was pathetic

They say no pain, no gain. Where our two blind micemen collide will reveal whose

pain has gained them the victory in this opening battle.

It can quite clearly be seen that the blue mouse is the clear winner of this

contest of courage.

Which means the lion -hearted champion is... Brave Prince Gitbo.

And the spineless jellyfish is...

Prince Matt.

Next to prove themselves in this game of pain is the devilishly handsome Prince

Joe.

Recently been crowned Mr Nottingham, which is a competition for models.

I always use my Mr Nottingham status to pull girls all the time. Sort of drop

that in in conversation.

Girls sort of love it.

Facing this princely pretty boy is... Scouse Mouse, Prince Mark.

I am a trainee wealth manager, which basically means I take out clients and

entertain them.

My chances against other princes?

I'd say I'm pretty near the top.

I'm physically fit. I'm quite a bright guy.

Let battle commence.

Come on, run.

Apply yourself.

Good Lord, looks like he's got angina.

Come on, and you... Oh, crikey.

Oh, that's it.

Great Scott, once again there's no question as to which prince is the most

courageous. It is the orange mouse man, who is... Pretty Boy Prince

Joe. Which means the sorry loser is... Prince Mark from Lily Liverpool.

Just one final mousy match remains.

and will feature a rapping rodent called Prince Hot Frosty.

Well, to win this date, I'm going to show my true self and really show that I

actually generally mean business, and I am here for one thing, and that is the

King's daughter.

Facing Prince Hot Frosty will be a prince with a soft centre.

Ah, it's Prince John.

I'm hoping the princess is my dream girl, and I can cuddle her in bed.

Come on, man. No room for cuddles here.

Annie's off.

A mighty mouse.

Oh, whoopsie -daisy.

Come on.

What the blazes was that?

Now they're cuddling each other.

No. What's he doing?

That's hopeless.

Blazing baboon.

Dad's right. The mousely battlefield is no place for cuddles. The result's the

thing, and it can be revealed that the Purple Mouse Man is the clear victor of

this mousely battle.

So all hail, then, to brave Prince Hot Frosty, the squeaky assassin of

the cuddle -loving loser, Prince John.

So praise be to the winning mice men, Prince Hot Frosty, Prince Gitbo, and

Pretty Boy Prince Joe.

The reward is to pass safely into the next round of this contest of love.

But for the other three spineless princely losers, it is time for Dad to

which of them should be cast into his moat of rejection.

Charlotte. We need a man that's going to really look after you. Not like this

guy, Matt.

Thought he had a lot more about him than that. Yeah, but he's hot.

He's a wimp. Come on. He's a wimp. And we get this prince, Mark.

He was wimpy.

Oh, but Dad, look at that. He's fit.

I really don't care whether he's fit or not. Let's move on to the next one.

John. Oh, he's a geek, Dad. No.

Well, maybe even he could look after you, Charlotte. He'd be very

Oh, I don't care. He's ugly.

Well, we'll see.

Who do you think we should save? Save Mark.

End of.

What do you mean, save Mark?

I want a reason for saving Mark. He's good -looking.

Good -looking's not a reason, Charlotte. I need a reason.

Come on, one chance.

Having heard his daughter's pleas, Dad was willing to spare handsome Prince

Mark. But he could not choose who to lose from the other two princely

And so he decreed that Prince John and Prince Matt should endure one final

suicidal mouse -off to decide which of them should survive in this contest of

love.

The stakes could be no higher as they prepared for a final mousely battle.

This is it! This is it! It is on!

This is it!

It's on!

Yes, this is it! This is it!

Oh! Oh, dear, he's lost his head.

It's extraordinarily close.

But the eye in the sky can reveal that the light blue mouse man wins this

by a whisker.

Which means the quest for love is over for this week.

for the losing orange mouse man

matt got the part big guy

but he clearly hasn't got it he has not got the bottle and he hasn't got

anything like the ability to handle my daughter i'm glad he's gone i'm just a

little bit gutted at the moment so i went out against john who doesn't go to

gym he looks like a scientist i shouldn't be losing challenges like that

of my friends would be laughing their heads off when they see that.

So another princely loser swims from the moat of rejection.

Prince Matt will return next week to try and win the heart of another princess.

But for the remaining princely survivors, the mystery of what Princess

looks like has fired their imagination.

What form might their one true love take?

It was a question that was of great interest to all.

If this princess turns out to be everything I've ever wanted, I would

end up with her. Yeah, I guess we're all looking for true love.

Who isn't?

I'd love to meet someone that was really nice and that I got along with and then

maybe had some sort of future with.

Jo, what do you look for in a girl, then?

She's got to be like a lady in the streets, you know what I mean? So, like,

classy, but got to be up for a laugh as well.

My worst nightmare in a guy would be someone who's shorter than me because

quite tall.

It would be really awkward and I'd have to bring a yellow page with me to stand

on. What do you want, Jack?

Just someone you can talk to and have a conversation with and be friends with,

maybe. Just looking for friends.

Friends with benefits.

Friends with benefits.

She's not a pension plan.

The appearance of a prince was of great concern to both Princess Charlotte and

her dad.

For if her one true love really was to be one of these princely hunks, then

would their future child look like?

Fortunately, within the castle there was a magical mirror that would allow them

to see different possible futures, to a time when motherhood might visit the

princess.

Oh, this is Mark, Charlotte. I like him.

Good, strong lad.

Yeah, big shoulders.

Excellent. Nice, clean -cut look.

Hair's smart.

I like him. OK, mirror.

Let's see what their children would look like if they got married.

Upon Dad's command, the magical mirror moves forward in time to reveal the

fruits of a union between Princess Charlotte and Prince Mark.

Wow, that's not too bad.

I don't like her eyebrows.

A little bit chubby in the cheeks, but all children are chubby in the cheeks.

Yeah, but I've got chubby cheeks.

Yeah, but actually, I'm impressed. I really am impressed. Definitely put him

the maybe pile.

Okay, Mira, next candidate, please.

That's Luke.

Oh, I'm not too sure about his hair. It's a bit spiky.

So let's see what your child would look like if you married Luke.

Let's look.

What's up with his lips? His lips, yeah, the lips are way long, they are.

His eyes are quite nice. He's got nice eyelashes.

He's got, like, chubby cheeks. That's kind of cute. No, I'm absolutely not

liking that at all. We'll move on.

This is Joe.

Oh, he's nice.

So let's see what your children would look like if you got married to Joe.

Is it a girl? Yeah, it's a girl. I'm not so sure if it's a girl or a boy.

No, she's got cute hair. We need a new picture.

Mirror, next one.

Arthur, good tall lad, this one. We can always tape his ears back.

So, that's what the children would look like.

Oh, dear.

Honestly, that's absolutely awful.

Lots of the nose.

Yeah, just atrocious.

That actually offends me to look at that. We'll move on.

Mirror, next candidate, please.

All right, this is John Charlotte.

Okay, mirror, reveal what their children would look like.

His eyes are quite nice. He's got nice eyelashes.

Oh, my God. We cannot cope with that.

No, I don't like it.

OK, Mayor.

I've seen enough, thank you.

Having seen all possible princely futures, it was time for Dad to

future child's father.

Easiest decision yet. I'd never have my little princess marry that geek, John.

And the child they would have?

Horrendous.

I'm not a geek, actually.

It's not always about luck, is it?

It could be about the brains.

Sadly for cuddly Prince John, his brains were not enough to win the heart of

this week's princess.

But for the remaining four princesses, this contest of love was just about to

enter a new, far more terrifying stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, Barbara Dixon.

Welcome back to

My Little Princess.

With a search to find a prince charming for our Princess of Cheltenham,

Charlotte continues.

One young suitor had caught her eye.

T 'was a prince whose possible future child most pleased dad and daughter.

So who is this fab fellow from Loverpool?

The type of girls I tend to attract, they all seem to want me to be their

boyfriend. I don't really usually attract the type of girl who just wants

-night stand.

They all see me as boyfriend material.

I am regularly compared to a young Marlon Brando.

And to be fair...

I actually do look like him, which is quite scary. But I hope I don't end up

like him because he's fat and he's dead.

So, Prince Mark is no ordinary fellow.

And this was no ordinary contest of love.

And if any further proofs were needed, let me introduce to you a curious animal

known simply as the Gift Horse.

What's that?

Am I on?

This incredible talking horse has but one purpose in life. To see if our

really know what women want.

The fiendish filly will offer each prince two possible gifts.

One is greatly desired by the princess, the other is not.

If they choose wisely, they will win gifts for the princess.

However... If they choose incorrectly, they will fall from the stable into the

latrine of lament, otherwise known as the gift horse's lave.

So sorry, I'd leave it for five minutes if I was you.

Twas a fate, Prince Hot Frosty, Prince Gitbo, Prince Pretty Boy Joe.

And Prince Mark of the Mersey were most keen to avoid in this contest of

compatibility, as the mighty stallion spoke.

Now then, boys, picture this.

You're planning on battering up the princess, right?

Now, I know what you're thinking. Why don't they use margarine? Bit saucy.

it. No, you see, you want to impress the princess by giving her some perfume,

right? But what will you give her?

Calvin Klein Eternity or Talisa Female Boss?

Calvin Klein or Talisa?

I think I'm going to go with Eternity Moments because that's what my mum

It's got to be the Calvin Klein Eternity Moments.

Talisa Female Boss.

I will give the princess the Calvin Klein Eternity.

So listen, I can honestly say with hoof on heart that

the princess loves nothing more than spraying herself all over

with Calvin Klein Eternity.

Yeah, he's gone.

I would never wear to Lisa.

So, Prince Hot Frosty leaves the gift horse empty -handed.

But hope still remains with Prince Gitbo, Prince Joe and Prince Mark.

All of whom have now won one gift for their princess.

Okie -dokie, fellas.

Imagine, if you will, you and the princess in a luxury spa.

No, not the supermarket.

The place with the towels.

So, what treatment would you get for her? An Indian head massage

or a French manicure? A manicure or a massage?

Indian or French?

I'm going to go for a French manicure.

The Indian head massage.

I think Indian head massage is a bit naff, so I'm going to go with the nail

manicure.

Then I'm sorry about this, fellas, but someone is up for the job.

It's not me. Blame the producer.

So I can tell you the correct answer is the princess

would like to have.

Bit tense, isn't it?

An Indian head massage.

Oh,

it

was a tough one, but...

Most girls would go for French manicure, but I don't like my hands, so... You

prefer the Indian head massage, that's for sure.

And so it came

to pass that the most compatible prince of all was Prince Mark.

But how many more gifts could this princely prince win for his good lady?

Oh, well, Prince Mark.

Can I just say congratulations?

Your reward for doing so well is a night in with the princess. You

lucky boy.

Now, what TV program would she most like to snuggle up to and watch?

Family Guy or The Vampire Diaries?

Vampire Diaries or Family Guy?

Family Guy or...

The Vampire Diaries.

I will get the princess.

Family guy.

Right then.

Prince Mark.

Do you mind if I call you Primer for short?

No. I'm sorry.

Anyway, I can tell you that the princess loves nothing more.

Than... ..naggling on the sofa, watching... ..the vampire die.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, he did all right. He got my perfume right, he got the Indian head

right. I was impressed.

It was going well. Yeah, it did really well. Until some other guy.

So Mark did very well. But there was one clear loser for me. Mm -hm.

And so Prince Mark was safe. But which princely loser has Dad decided to

From his kingdom forever.

Luke was clearly not compatible for my daughter.

He has absolutely no idea what she likes and he clearly couldn't keep her in the

style she's been accustomed to. I was quite devastated that I got so close yet

was so far away.

In actual fact, he was a bit rubbish.

As Prince Hot Frosty contemplates where it all went wrong, the good news for Dad

is that he is now down to just three princes.

So, as the penultimate battle approaches,

it was time to reflect upon the virtues of each of these noble young men.

Joe's shown great courage, very honest, looks a good strong boy.

Unfortunately, he's looking about five foot nothing and my daughter's five foot

eight, and I know she's very fussy on heights.

Martha was a big surprise.

Big, strong lad.

He's about the right height for her and looks good. It's down to him to prove

himself now.

Mark's been outstanding all the way through. I thought he was a very strong

candidate. Looks good. I think he'll do well.

Dad's mission to find a Prince Charming was coming to a close.

But before doing so, he must lose one more princely candidate in a battle of

courage upon the legendary Lake of Destiny.

This watery jewel of death has but one simple rule.

Whoever falls first will be eliminated and doomed to never cast eyes upon Dad's

little princess.

So the stage was set as the princes wait for the sound.

of the tiny Jester's Bugle.

Yes! Great Scott!

It's game on! As each princely warrior points their enormous hoes at the other,

whoever falls first will be cast out of this competition forever.

But who will it be?

Could it be Prince Arthur or Prince Gitbo, as he's strangely known to his

friends? I think this week I can go all the way, actually.

Although the king is quite... foreboding.

I really hope I make it to the final date with his daughter.

Well, I'll be blown.

All three princes look supremely confident.

The way Prince Joe handles his weapon of splash destruction tells you all you

need to know about his desire to win this watery battle of love.

It'd be really magical if I met the princess after this. I think just doing

these tasks should really impress her and I think I've got a good chance of

getting a date now.

The final fellow in this princely triumvirate is Prince Mark of Liverpool.

Will this son of the Merseys' love quest end in misery?

I'm not perfect by any means, or compared to a lot of other guys.

I'm not a bad catch.

Just look at Prince Arthur, the showman, waggling his watery wand like the

masterful Hoserian he is. This could go on all night, and there'd be no

complaints from me. Just look at his strength.

His poise, the... Oh, he's fallen off.

Prince Arthur is left with princely egg all over his face.

His fall from grace means his fairy tale is over for this week.

Really glad I lost today.

I blame my height and my terrible sense of balance.

Even more glad I don't get to meet the princess, but there'll be another day

me.

So all hail to Prince Mark and Prince Joe.

I could clearly see that Arthur was struggling with his balance, being such

big guy.

He just couldn't handle the power, and he was off.

Really made it up to Adam one step closer to being a princess.

It's great to get through that challenge. I thought I was pretty good

because I was, like, low to the ground, so it suited me quite well, I thought.

So I've just got one more challenge now to get through to win a date with a

princess.

Their survival means they will now go head -to -head in a final princely

showdown to win a date with Dad's darling daughter.

Return to us with Godspeed to discover how this story of love will come to an

end.

Welcome back to My Little Princess, where our story of love is nearly at a

close. Just two princes now remain, Prince Mark and Prince Joe.

Their epic journey to win the heart of Princess Charlotte has seen them defeat

princely rivals galore in a series of draw -droppingly terrible tests of

love.

And they have endured all of this for one purpose, to impress Dad, John

Coe.

Now just one final challenge stands between them and a date with his darling

daughter. But this time, of course, it won't be Dad John doing the picking.

It'll be the princess herself, Charlotte.

I think I've found the best two boys for my daughter, Joe and Mark.

They've come through the process and shown they've got the tenacity and the

characteristics that will suit my daughter. Now it's up to her.

I really would like a boyfriend because he gets a bit lonely and I want to have

someone to cuddle up to.

I tend to go for more stylish girls than what I sort of do, like the cheap,

chavvy sort of girls. Big turn -off for me would be girls that are dead, dead

skinny, sort of no curves, or girls that are too curvy.

The type of girl I would like to meet has got to be beautiful.

She's got to look good on the arm.

Because I do go to a lot of social events, a lot of openings, a lot of

etc. But at the same time, she's got to be able to back that up with the

personality.

Both princes will sing a song of love to Princess Charlotte.

From behind the wall of her garden of love, unable to see her princely

selenaders, she must therefore identify her prince charming by whoever she

thinks sings the sweetest.

And so, with the heart of the princess at stake, It was time for this final

battle of song to begin.

If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?

If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours this way?

I never know what the future brings.

But I know you are here with me now. We will make it through. And I hope you are

the one I share my life with.

I don't want to run away, but I can't take it. I don't

understand.

If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that

I am?

Is there any way that I can stay in your love?

The princess, having heard both princely voices, must now decide whose song

melteth her heart the most.

It'd be really magical if I met the princess after this.

I think just doing all these tasks should really impress her, and I think

worked out, it'd be amazing.

What would I rate myself on to ten? I'd possibly say seven. But I think my

personality, and I'm a nice guy, I'm genuine. I think that'd give me a few

points.

So, it was finally time for Princess Charlotte to reveal which prince she

to enter her garden of love.

Hell's bells!

It's the lover boy from Liverpool, Prince Mark!

The smart money's been on this hot favourite all along, and now he's

So what was it about his princely voice that moved Princess Charlotte so?

When I first saw Mark, I thought he was really nice. He had a really nice smile.

He made me feel really special.

As soon as the gate opens, I was absolutely amazed. I didn't know what to

expect. I definitely made the right choice. He's definitely the type of guy

I would normally go for. I like his accent as well. I think it's just lovely

round.

Over the past week, I've absolutely worked my knackers off.

And everything I've been put through, it's all been worth it. And I can't wait

to get to know Charlotte more.

Well, well, well.

It would appear that love is in the air. But what of Dad?

What does he make of his daughter's prince charming?

I'm very happy with the prince that we've got, Mark.

He's a good, strong boy.

I think he'll do a good job and look after my daughter.

But... Any man that gets to my little girl is always going to get a look over

for me. I'll be keeping a strong eye on him. Even though he looks to be good,

you never really can tell.

For Prince Mark and Princess Charlotte, this was but the beginning of their

fairy tale romance.

But would they live happily ever after? Well, that's another story.

Next time on My Little Princess.

Girl to my right. It's a nice wrap. Don't get me wrong.

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