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- I do love a good vacation.

Rest, relaxation, time to just unwind.

Enjoy some libations and mellow out.

This next couple made the mistake of thinking they were in

for a little weekend of some leisurely time too.

Pity. I wish they would've got it.

So why don't you come on in, relax, stay a while,

keep me company and enjoy. (chuckles)

- All right, this has been a long time coming,

but I think we're ready to do this.

- I think we're ready.

(door thuds)

(door clicking)

(wind whooshing)

(object clacking)

(wind whooshing)

(footsteps pattering)

- Hey.

- [Edward] Holly, what's going on?

- What are you doing here, Edward?

- [Edward] What do you mean what am I doing here?

He told you, right?

- No.

- [Edward] I mean, come on.

- Dean, Edward's here.

- Who? - Edward is here, Honey.

- [Edward] What do you mean, who? Hey.

You told her I'm coming over, right?

- What's up, man? Oh, shit.

I'm sorry, Babe.

Edward was gonna come stay the weekend with us.

Do you remember? I thought I told you.

Maybe I didn't tell her.

- [Edward] You were supposed to tell her weeks ago.

- Hey, what's with the camera, man?

- [Edward] Well, I just figured I'd document the occasion,

you know? - Okay.

- [Edward] Seeing each other after such a long time.

I don't wanna miss a second of this.

- It's been a minute. You don't care, right?

- No. - Well, guys... - Yeah, it's cold. Get inside.

- Yeah, come on, please.

- [Edward] Oh, the cat.

- Oh, man. Sorry about that.

I could've sworn he said something to you.

But anyway, Edward, well, here's the house.

Here's the living room. If I can flip on a light.

- [Edward] Yeah, I've never been here. This place is nice.

- Thanks, man.

It's kind of small but... - Don't mind the mess.

- So let me show you around, let me show you around.

All right. This is gonna be the nursery, you know.

Molly's pregnant and everything.

I think I told you that.

If you have to use the bathroom, bathroom's right here.

Kind of small, but you know, if you have to go. There it is.

Our bedroom's at the end of the hallway

and then the kiddo, he's with his grandma this weekend,

per Molly's request.

I thought that was because Edward was coming over,

but his room's right there and then-

- Trying to get (indistinct).

- [Edward] So you guys are staying right there

in the corner?

- Yeah, yeah, that's where our bedroom is.

But let me show you where you're gonna stay.

It's up to you. You can sleep on the couches.

Either one of the couches

or I've got the basement downstairs.

I'll show you that right now.

- [Edward] Yeah. Oh, basement would be perfect actually.

- Yeah, no, that works.

Outside, garage. You know, kitchen.

I'm sorry. Guess I forgot the kitchen I don't know why.

- [Edward] So you already got some food made for me?

- Yeah, go ahead. Get up, man. I made some brats.

Down here, this is a basement.

It's finished. I've got a movie playing.

Let me stop this real fast.

I was eating down here earlier, if you can tell.

Let me just- - Oh yeah. This'll be perfect.

- Yeah, feel free to crash out.

- [Edward] If you don't mind me staying down here.

- No, no, no, I was gonna give you this room,

but because the baby's on the way.

Molly's new office is right here. She works from home.

Don't mind the other two rooms,

they're just storage spaces, so...

- All right. - There's three rooms.

There's a storage space underneath the stairs but...

- Go get blankets and stuff.

- [Dean] All right, thanks, Babe. Love you.

- [Molly] Love you.

- All right. Well, it's been a while, man.

- [Edward] Yeah, I know.

- Shit, dude, why don't you relax?

How far was your drive?

- [Edward] I mean, it wasn't that bad, taking the highway

only two or three hours, you know?

But no, really, I could do for a little,

just a little bit of rest, you know?

- No, no, that's fine, man. I'm glad you're here.

- [Edward] Maybe just unpack, yeah, you know.

- Yeah, make yourself at home, man.

I'll go grab your luggage.

- All right, cool. Thanks. - Yeah, no problem, buddy.

(footsteps pattering)

- [Edward] Yeah, this will do nicely.

Oh, I could help you with that, man.

- Oh, that's all right.

What you got in there, man? Jeez.

- Well, you know, it's just a camera equipment, you know,

I'm really getting into this thing,

so I thought maybe you know?

- Yeah.

- Make the best of it. - I like that tripod.

- Oh yeah. - That's pretty sick.

- Nice, expensive.

- Molly got blankets. Here she comes right now, actually.

That's cool, dude.

- Gosh, this stuff is kind of heavy.

I should've let you help me.

- Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.

- [Edward] I mean, I'll take care of it from here,

don't worry about that.

- Okay. You sure?

- Yeah. - I can help you with the bag.

- No problem. - No? All right.

- All right, thank you.

- Okay.

- Really, it's great seeing you guys again.

- [Molly] Yeah.

- I'll just, yeah. - Yeah.

- I'll just start unpacking. Yeah,

- Yeah, I'll let you relax, dude,

and just come hang out whenever.

- All right, cool. - Do you want anything?

- No, I'm good. I'm good.

- All right, let me pick up my drink and...

All right. I'm gonna go see what her problem is.

- Okay.

(footsteps pattering)

- I don't know about these guys.

Seems like Molly's already getting kind of suspicious,

but I think this is gonna work out.

(ladle thudding)

- [Dean] Hey, were you making breakfast?

- [Molly] Yeah, biscuits and gravy, if that's okay.

- That's fine with me. Thanks, Honey.

- [Molly] You're welcome.

- Look. - Oh, good morning.

- [Dean] What are you doing, Edward?

- [Edward] You know, just getting some, you know,

action shots of breakfast.

- Okay.

Cool, man. Okay.

So you really like that camera, man?

- [Edward] Oh, yeah.

You know, gotta make sure it's working all right.

- Yeah, okay, that's, yeah, I like that dude.

It's pretty cool. Looks expensive.

- [Edward] It is.

- [Dean] All right, well, I can't wait for our breakfast,

so just hurry up.

(footsteps pattering)

- [Dean] Molly, Come on.

- No. - What the fuck? Come on.

(door thudding)

- He doesn't seem fit.

(indistinct) fucking nice to them.

(Dean speaking faintly)

It doesn't matter (indistinct).

Look, in the fucking window.

- [Edward] Kind of feel like this might be about me.

Hey, what's going on?

- [Dean] Nothing, man. It's all good.

- You sure? - Oh yeah.

You guys, she didn't seem very happy out there.

- No, she's just...

I think I may have forgotten to tell her

that you were coming over this weekend, dude.

- [Edward] I mean, I hope it's not that big a deal.

- Can I tell you something?

- [Edward] Yeah. What's up?

- I don't know, man.

I'm trying my best here, dude, with her.

But look, man, I love her to death,

but I don't even know how the word is to you.

She told me she want a divorce.

- [Edward] Seriously?

- Yeah, I don't know, I've just been kind of trying to do

everything I can to like, keep things on track,

but I'm not sure what's going on with that, man.

So I've just been trying to make it work

and I don't know, I must've forgot to tell her

you're coming over or something.

So she's all pissed off and just going on with that.

I don't even know.

I'm just trying to keep things together for her, me

and the kids and I don't know.

- [Edward] I really thought you guys were doing good.

I mean, you always seemed like you loved each other.

- Try to, but you know, shit happens, man. I don't know.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to unload that on you.

- [Edward] No, I mean, I-

- It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

We've been talking, we've been talking,

we've been trying to get through it

and just trying to hang in there,

just trying to get through it.

That's all. - All right.

- But don't let that ruin our fun time, man.

I'm here to hang out, you know, chill out,

watch some movies, drink some fucking beers, whatever it is,

and just have a good time.

- [Edward] All right, well- - Good time, so-

- [Edward] I hope I'm not, you know,

making things worse here.

- No, no, she'll get over it.

We'll fight about it later maybe again

and we'll go wherever we need to go from there.

So it's all right.

She left for now, so at least we got a few minutes

bro time without the lady around.

So, all right. Yeah.

You wanna watch something?

- [Edward] Yeah, I mean, yeah,

I'd have to clear a lot of stuff,

but if I can get it tarped on, it'd be a lot easier

to clean up in the garage, definitely.

I also have to black out these windows, but that's doable.

What in the world is this guy doing?

That might actually work.

Yeah, a little too flashy.

I wonder where the kiddo's at. I haven't seen him.

(door thuds)

- Hey, Edward. - Yeah? What's up?

- [Dean] Hey, man, I'm gonna go check on Molly

and see what's going on, dude.

She's been outside for quite a while.

- [Edward] Okay, no problem. I'll be here as you know.

- [Dean] I'll be back.

(door squeaking)

(door thuds)

- [Edward] It looks like they're gonna be a while.

(door clicks)

(door squeaking)

Oh, hey.

- Hi, bud. Sorry about that, man.

- [Edward] Glad to see you're both back.

- [Dean] What's that?

- [Edward] Glad to see you're both back.

- [Dean] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

(footsteps pattering)

- All good? - Yeah.

(door thuds)

All good. (chuckles)

- I think it's time to start step one.

Starting to get a little suspicious anyways,

so I wanna hurry this up.

(paper rustling)

(spoon thudding)

(spoon thudding)

(spoon thudding)

Voila. You guys thirsty?

- [Dean] Yeah.

- All right. I think this is it, guys.

I've got everything perfectly done. Okay.

I've got all the equipment. Didn't talk to anyone.

Didn't talk to anyone on my way here.

Nobody should know I'm here.

When this is all over, I'm gonna wipe down everything.

There won't be a trace of me left.

I really think this is gonna go good.

Guys, we watching a movie or what?

- [Dean] Yeah, give us a sec, man. On our way.

- [Edward] All right.

- [Dean] Sorry, buddy. Just getting some stuff around.

- We're doing horror, right?

- It's up to you. You like scary movies?

- Can't go wrong.

- [Dean] Molly?

- [Molly] I wanna sit in there.

- It don't matter.

Yeah, go ahead, man, pick a movie.

- All right.

- What kind of scary movies you like though?

- I mean, is there anything all of us haven't seen

or classics, what?

- What's up with the camera?

- Oh, I'm just charging it.

I'm not doing the filming thing anymore,

don't worry about that.

- I appreciate it, man.

- I can't pick. I mean, come on, guys.

- I will.

- This is an impossible choice.

- So I don't care what we watch.

- Thanks for making that lemonade, by the way.

- You can't go wrong.

- I hope pink's okay. It's all I have.

- Oh no, it's fine.

- I hate the fact that streaming services have ads now.

- I was gonna say, is there a movie on after this or...

- (chuckles) This is not part of it.

- Doesn't matter which ad

or which streaming service you get

'cause there's ads on all of 'em.

- More and more money.

- You guys can't just splurge for the ad free versions.

- Well, Tubi doesn't come with that, unfortunately.

- Guys getting tired, looks like.

- I'm all right, I think.

- [Person 1] Won't be the same contents,

say that jokes that nobody likes, you can't buy 'em.

- Getting there. I don't know why.

(gun bangs)

(person grunts)

- [Person 2] Didn't cut it deep enough.

- [Person 1] Had a lot of blood in an usual amount.

- [Person 2] That's the same as every other. Help me out.

There are 16 major veins in the neck

and you have to cut through all of 'em.

- [Person 1] All right, 16.

- [Person 2] My uncle had an acquaintance with the man

who used to be a doctor, that's what he said.

- You guys asleep?

Movie's still playing.

- [Person 1] 15 minutes till we get there.

- [Person 2] Sorry.

(gloves snapping)

(switch clicks)

(plastic rustling)

(tape crackles)

(knife thudding) (Edward grunting)

(Edward coughing)

(camera thuds)

(knife thuds)

(plastic rustling)

- Poor, poor, Dean.

Let's see what your buddy Edward had in here for you.

I bet you're all excited you invited him over now.

(glove snaps)

(metals clanking)-

(plastic rustling)

(chair thudding)

(plastic rustling)

(Dean thudding)

Got it.

(hammer thudding)

(glove snaps)

(sniffs) I guess this was the wrong weekend

to have friends over.

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♪ There is a parable I sure can read ♪

♪ Yes, there is a parable I sure can read ♪

♪ I wish I knew something to keep my man out of the street ♪

♪ I dress him up from his head down to his shoe ♪

♪ Lord, I dress him up from his head down to his shoe ♪

♪ That man gets strong, hold me, love you ♪

♪ Now the nights are growing long ♪

♪ And I hum all those dumb songs ♪

♪ Then alone, I ring my hands high, we flying home ♪

♪ It's that because my man drove from his home ♪

♪ He's so strong like from his door ♪

♪ And he's made my whole heart soar ♪

♪ I was waiting for someone to want to come and pity me ♪

♪ It's that because my man has took his night latch key ♪

♪ You know a night latch key ♪

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♪ He was strong like storm, he's door ♪

♪ And he's made my whole heart soar ♪

♪ Lord, I've waited for some know someone ♪

♪ To come and pity me ♪

♪ It's that because my man has took his night latch key ♪

♪ He's made old night latch key ♪