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(eerie music)

(eerie music continues)

(Courthouse Blues by Clara Smith plays in background)

(snorting)

- Woo! Ha ha. Sweet baby Jesus.

Nothing like a little booger sugar

to add a little pep in your step.

Ha ha ha.

This next clip comes from a weird little

hole in the wall town called Reno, Nevada.

This guy thought he was

in for a night of some fun debauchery and some sweet,

sweet, nose candy.

But it seems like he might have got the wrong

prescription from his street pharmacist instead.

(evil laugh)

- [Influencer] Favorite part of the vacation so far?

- Ah, probably just the sun

and the beach. That beach was gorgeous.

- [Influencer] Right?

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] Like, but, you know

one thing I've been thinking about- - Evening, ladies

- Um, (clears throat) hi.

One thing I was thinking about

is we need a longer vacation

away from all the social media crap.

I'm actually really kind of getting tired

of living with a camera.

- [Influencer] Ah c'mon babe,

I've got 48,000 subscribers.

If I get just 2k more I can go live.

We'll earn so much money.

- And that would be awesome and stuff,

but social media is just way too much right now.

And, ya know, this darn camera

has just taken up so much of our time.

You take it everywhere with you.

Like people don't need to know

when you're brushing your teeth.

- [Influencer] Ah but that's how

the parasocial relationship forms.

- It's just weird.

Everyone, well,

the people who are normal brush their teeth.

But not everyone needs to see that.

So, you know what, actually, with this right now,

we're gonna plan our next vacation.

And I'm gonna make you choose.

Right here, and right now.

It's either gonna be me or the camera.

So gimme this thing.

- [Influencer] C'mon. (sighs)

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] You need to choose.

Is it me, or the camera?

Which one do you love more?

- Really?

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] I'm sorry.

- Well of course I choose you, babe.

I'd choose you over a hunk of plastic any day.

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] Are you sure?

Because I'm gonna chuck this thing.

- Fine.

I'll just get a new camera whenever we get back home.

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] Okay. Goodbye camera.

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] Well, I'm glad

that you could work this out for me.

- [Influencer] Me too.

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] So let's go, we have

our next trip to plan.

You know, where do you want to go next?

I'll let you choose.

Because I chose this last time.

- [Influencer] Let's see.

I'm thinking Singapore!

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] Oh, that's good.

Okay, we should do that, and Bali next.

- [Influencer] Oh, Bali sounds exotic.

- [Annoyed Girlfriend] Super exotic, right?

- [Stevie] What do we have here?

It's not a bad little camera.

Could probably get a good price for that.

I'm gonna take it to Squirrely.

Squirrely's gotta give me something good for it.

Now I just gotta know where he's at.

Man's never on the same street corner twice.

Gotta keep the same address, bro.

How you gonna build a customer base

if the customers can't find you?

Terrible business bomb.

Who's this guy?

I know he's seen Squirrely.

What's up Jack?

- Spare change?

- [Stevie] Ah, don't mind if I do.

Thank you!

- Asshole!

- [Stevie] Coming up in the world.

Love it.

Where's that guy at?

Squirrely!

C'mon, now.

Squirrely-d.

Squirrely!

Yo. Oh is that him?

Squirrels!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I recognize that little skinny fucker anywhere.

Squirrely-d.

Squirrel.

What up dude?

Where they at though?

Yo, Squirrely.

Squirrely, show me them d's.

Show me that d.

Show me the drugs.

- Hey, man.

- [Stevie] Squirrely.

- Why you gotta be so fucking loud, man?

- [Stevie] Check out this camera I got.

- Where'd your sticky fingers pick that up?

- [Stevie] Hey, two chicks dropped it.

- Yeah.

- [Stevie] Just trying to do a trade.

- Likely story.

- [Stevie] What you got? What you got?

What you got? What you got?

- Hey man, I got some, I got some blues.

I got, I got some clear, just fire.

- [Stevie] Ahh.

- Uh, I got a little bit coke left.

- [Stevie] Coke?

- I got-

- [Stevie] Man, that coke you gave me last time was booty.

It was dusted.

- Man.

- [Stevie] I wouldn't give that to my grandmother. C'mon.

- Don't step on my shit. C'mon.

- [Stevie] It was terrible.

I'm looking for a good time.

- All right. I'll tell you what.

Let me give you my boy's name.

But I'm warning you,

this shit's going to send you over the moon.

- [Stevie] Oh, I gotta take a ride to go up to the moon?

Sounds like a good deal to me man.

- All right.

- [Stevie] All right.

I'll check you later.

- All right, tell him I sent you.

- [Stevie] All right.

Call for a ride real quick.

Says he's just around the corner. C'mon now.

Ah, there he is.

You Rocky T?

- [Rocky T] Yeah and you Stevie?

- [Stevie] Hell yeah I am.

Captain Rocky T of the friend ship. All right.

- [Rocky T] Hop on in, brother.

- [Stevie] You sir, are gonna take me

to have a good ol' time.

- Goin to 5335 Legion, right?

- [Stevie] Yes sir.

- [Rocky T] All right.

- [Stevie] That's where the party's at.

- [Rocky T] What are you planning on doing there?

- [Stevie] Oh you know, getting a little of this,

little bit of that.

Might be taking a trip to the moon, you know what I mean?

- [Rocky T] You got to put your seat belt on buddy.

- [Stevie] Oh c'mon man, you follow all the rules?

- [Rocky T] Hey you're a big dude, but still.

- [Stevie] 300 pounds.

- [Rocky D] I'm not responsible for ya.

- [Stevie] I'm not gonna,

I'm not gonna see 300 pounds of going through your, uh,

going through your windshield man.

You know that's not gonna happen.

There we go.

- [Rocky T] So you going to a party?

What kind party you having man?

- [Stevie] Man you ask a lot of questions

for a taxi driver.

- [Rocky T] Ah. (chuckles) Trying to be,

trying to be cordial to you, you know. Kinda-

- [Stevie] No I feel ya.

- [Rocky T] Pretend like I'm a nice guy you know

I want you to rate me five stars here

when it's all said and done.

- [Stevie] Don't worry you get,

you get me to where I'm going

I'll give you all the stars you want.

I'm looking to be seeing stars tonight,

you know what I mean.

How long you been doing this?

- [Rocky T] Oh, couple of years.

I have couple wives paying alimony, so.

- [Stevie] All right.

- [Rocky T] Yeah it's my little side hustle.

- [Stevie] So you a real captain

or they just put that on the name tag?

- [Rocky T] They just put something on the name tag, yeah.

It's cute right?

- [Stevie] Oh yeah, oh yeah.

- [Rocky T] Friendship Captain Rocky T.

(chuckles)

Yeah so we got about 30-45 minutes

before we get there man.

- [Stevie] Oh snap.

- [Rocky T] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good while.

- [Stevie] All right.

Well I'm a turn this camera off.

I'm looking to have a good ol' time at this party

so I wanna see what I can capture over there

you know what I'm saying.

Maybe some girls, maybe some titties.

Titties, Rocky T. Titties!

- [Rocky T] (laughs)

- [Stevie] Damn Rocky T, you taking me to Mexico?

- [Rocky T] (chuckles) Comin' up to it now, buddy.

- [Stevie] All right.

I'm not trying to wake up with my kidneys missing and

in a bathtub full of ice, or nothing man.

- [Rocky T] Well that might happen though.

We're in the middle of nowhere, so.

- [Stevie] You're telling me.

At least there's some signs of civilization out here.

- [Rocky T] (mutters) What the hell?

- [Stevie] I didn't know this was where the party was at at.

- [Rocky T] Oh my god.

- [Stevie] Damn.

- [Rocky T] All right, well, this is it man.

Good luck to ya.

- [Stevie] All right.

- [Rocky T] Take it easy buddy.

- [Stevie] Gonna have a great ol' time.

Where the hell are we?

Pitch black.

Jesus.

Damn this place is a dump.

They better have some good stuff.

Phewf.

I dunno if I wanted to go this far for some,

for a little bit of yay.

C'mon now.

Music's bumpin'.

I'm gonna give this guy Manuel's number,

he can at least take care of the yard.

Damn.

(knocking)

- Hey. Welcome, welcome.

- [Stevie] Hey girl.

- My name is Stacy.

- Welcome to my house.

- [Stevie] Howdy Stacy.

Come on in let me grab you a beer.

Here you are sir.

- [Stevie] All right.

- You know, just come in. Chill out.

- [Stevie] Got that good stuff, okay.

- Yeah, you know.

You know it's always a party at my house.

Yeah, come on in.

Everybody's just chilling out.

Feel free to like, mingle.

- [Stevie] I've always depended on

the kindness of strangers.

- Oh, hey.

- [Stevie] Oh, hey, camera girl, hey.

- What's up, camera man?

- [Stevie] Twinsies.

- Oh yeah.

- [Stevie] Woo.

- Oh, hey wassup.

- Yo - We're just sitting over here being pretty.

- Yeah - I can see that.

- Playing some Go Fish.

- Looking good.

- How you doing?

- I'm doing great.

- The place is still cool when you're

out here for titties.

(group laughs)

- What's up camera man?

- Stacy.

- Yes sir

- You uh, know a guy named Frank?

- (mumbles indistinctly)

- I mean, if you could.

- This is Stevie.

- [Stevie] What up Frank, how are we?

- Hey. Squirrely send ya?

- [Stevie] Oh yeah.

- Said you're the guy with that good cocaine.

- Squirrely. Great.

Yeah, buddy wasn't lying.

- [Stevie] It'll send me to the moon?

- Oh it'll send you to Mars.

- [Stevie] All right. What do I owe you?

- You know what? Don't worry about it.

First one's always free.

- [Stevie] You sure?

- Oh yeah. Don't worry about it man.

Have a good time.

- [Stevie] My man.

- You got it.

- [Stevie] Put this to some good use.

- [Camera Girl] Hey do you mind if you film me playing?

- Sure, yeah.

- [Camera Girl] Thank you.

(begins to play Für Elise)

- Hey.

- [Stevie] Lookin' pretty good.

Come here often?

- I mean I come here as often as I can.

- [Stevie] Wow. If you ever need a little help,

give me a call.

- Well we'll see, we'll see.

See how the night goes.

- [Stevie] All right.

Look at Frankie.

Frankie.

This guy knows how to live. All right.

One hell of a party.

Hey uh, Stacey.

- Yeah.

- [Stevie] I'm uh, looking to have a good ol' time,

and get a little bit of this action.

You got a place I can uh- - Yeah, c'mon.

- [Stevie] take off to?

(group chattering)

(group laughter)

(chattering continues)

- [Kay] All right. Do you have a ten?

- Nah - [Kay] Damn it.

Why do I suck at this game?

- Kay.

- You can go for it here.

- [Stevie] All right.

Open this bad boy up.

Me and my sausage fingers.

It's not the only that's huge, if you know what I mean.

- [Stacy] Mmm. Oh I can tell.

- [Stevie] Oo. Save some of that for later, too.

- [Stacy] (giggles)

- [Stevie] Pull out a little bit of,

you know how that's how I roll.

Get it? Roll? Ha ha.

You're too young to even touch this stuff, right?

- [Stacy] Maybe.

- [Stevie] I'll show you how we did it prison.

- (giggles)

- [Stevie] (exhales)

Frankie's got good stuff?

- [Stacy] I've heard, yeah.

- [Stevie] All right.

- [Stacy] I usually buy my weed from him.

- [Stevie] I'm gonna trust him.

I'm gonna trust him.

(sniffs)

(coughs)

(yells)

(retching)

(Stevie continues yelling)

- [Camera Girl] Is he good?

- I'm gonna go check on him.

- [Camera Girl] Okay.

- Hey are you okay?

(yelling)

(retching)

- Meth, right?

- [Camera Girl] Hey did you guys know that guy?

- Mm-mm.

- No, I just saw him came in.

- I've never seen him before.

- [Camera Girl] Yeah, I hope he's doing okay.

- Yeah.

- I mean some guys just can't hold their coke, but.

- [Camera Girl] Yeah, throwing up is gross.

- Yeah.

- Really gross.

- I'm not cleaning it. Not my house. No sir.

Uh speaking of throwing up, how are you doing?

- [Camera Girl] I'm doing all right, yeah.

- Congratulations.

- [Camera Girl] Thank you.

Morning sickness isn't too bad.

- Yeah I bet.

I bet that didn't help at all.

- [Camera Girl] Oh yeah, that was disgusting.

Definitely did feel a little triggered, that's fine.

- I almost lost it on that one.

- [Camera Girl] Uh hey, where did Frank go?

- Um - I don't know, actually.

- They uh, they walked out

with that girl that pushed you.

- Oh.

Huh.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah.

Not, yeah, not really sure where they're at.

- [Stevie] (animalistic grunting)

(screams)

- Missing one heck of a party.

(Stacy screaming)

- What's going on?

- What?

- What's going on?

- What the hell?

- (monster panting)

- Oh no.

- No.

- Shit just went sideways.

- What?

- I'm gonna go check that out.

- Better you than me.

- Hello?

(animalistic grunting)

(group panicking)

- What the fuck? What is he doing?

(group shouting)

(woman screaming)

- What the fuck are you doing?

You need to stop.

Fucking calm down.

Come on stop!

No, no, no, no. (screaming)

(group continuing to panic)

(screaming)

- No, no.

(screaming in pain)

(group screaming)

- (screaming) No, no!

- (crying in pain)

- The door's open.

- Holy.

(monster panting)

(gun shot)

- Hey.

Yeah this is Frank.

That stuff works.

Yeah.

Start getting it out on the street tomorrow.

(Courthouse Blues by Clara Smith playing)