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(Static noises)

(horror tones)

(whimsical music)

- [Announcer] And now, ladies and gentlemen,

time for the show.

Once again, thank you for coming to our theater tonight.

Have an enjoyable evening.

The refreshment stand will remain open for a short time.

Still plenty of time to get a snack or cold drink.

We'll make an announcement

before the stand closes to give you plenty of time

to get that last minute treat.

(whimsical music)

('20s music)

- What was once lost

has now been found.

Lucky for me, I find a ton of this stuff

just laying around, waiting for me to come and pick it up.

With all my luck finding these gems,

I thought I'd be nice and share a few of these tasty tidbits

with you for you to watch, in my company, of course.

So please join me, will you?

It does get, oh, so lonely out here sometimes.

Sit back, relax ('20s music)

and enjoy what I like call to "My Midnight Feature" ('20s music)

(mysterious music)

('20s music)

Now, now, now, no need for all of this.

Who do we have here?

What's that?

Five stars you say.

Well, thank you very kindly.

Oh, and add a nice hefty tip for the exceptional service.

Don't mind if I do.

These days, you can never be too careful.

Like this next guy, who probably should've

double checked his rear view mirror

before trying to drive away.

He would've seemed not to be in such a hurry (chuckling).

- I wanted to give grandma this animal today,

but my car broke down.

(rock music)

- Ahoy there!

Do you need a ride?

- Captain James!

(car door slamming) - Hello there.

Four-time Friend Ships Captain of the Month here,

Captain James.

Here at Friend Ships, we hate two things.

One, people not being able to travel, and two, pilots.

So if you'd like a ride to anything

from turning yourself in to the police to going to buy milk,

call on the Friend Ships and set sail.

(rock music)

(man humming)

- All right, time for work.

Gonna make that money.

All right, bro, good to go.

(phone ringing)

The Mrs.

What's up baby?

How you doing? - Good, how are you?

- I am phenomenal.

You staying outta trouble?

- Yeah, I guess so.

But are you almost done?

- No, I'm thinking I'm gonna do a couple more hours,

see if I can't make that schottle.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Well I'm getting ready to head out.

Just wanted to touch base.

- What am I gonna do for dinner then?

Nah, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

(wife laughing) But you be safe too then.

Okay? - All right, you too.

- All right, baby, I love you.

I'll talk to you soon. - Love you too.

Bye. - All right, bye.

(car engine turning)

(message dinging)

Looks like I have a request.

I accept.

(turn signal clicking)

- [Passenger 1] Hey, are you James?

- Yes, I am.

Captain James at your service.

- Thanks for picking me up, man.

- Absolutely, it's cold out there.

- Oh my god, yeah.

- Get these doors nice and locked up.

Get you there nice, safe and sound, and in a hurry.

- (laughing) Thanks, man. - Yep.

I believe this just might be the spot here, right?

- Yep. - All right.

- Yeah, this is my stop. - Heck yeah.

You're all set. - Thanks, James.

- Heck yeah, anytime. - I gave you five stars.

- Sick.

Awesome, thank you so much. - No problem, man.

- I appreciate it. - Have a good day.

- You have a wonderful day. - Yeah, you too.

- All right, five stars.

I can go for that.

(car engine humming) (message dinging)

Another ride request.

There we go. (message burping)

I believe this is the guy.

- Hey, are you James? - Yes indeed, I am.

Captain James at your service.

- All right. - How's it going?

- Good, how are you? - Not too bad.

- All right, that's good.

- Be sure to buckle up.

Safety first on this ship always.

- I got you.

- Any big plans for the night?

- No, just having a nice family gathering.

- Oh, nice.

Been a while since you've seen him?

- Yeah, a couple years. - Oh, okay.

Just cousins or what, like aunties?

- No, just my cousins and grandma.

- Oh, okay, heck yeah. - Mom and dad, you know.

- Nice. (turn signal clicking)

Well, it was great talking to you, Mr. Christian.

I appreciate your time.

- Hey, thank you for the ride, Captain James.

- Absolutely, got you here safe.

- Yes sir, yes sir.

I appreciate that. - Absolutely.

- For that, I will give you five stars.

- All right, I like seeing that.

- Yes sir, yes sir.

- That goes to my commission, so I appreciate that.

You have a good one then. - You too.

- All right, another five stars.

Gotta keep it rolling.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

(message dinging)

Another ride request, all right.

Ride request. (message burping)

- Hello. - How's it going?

- [Passenger 3] Hi, are you, are you James?

- Yes, indeed.

Captain James right here.

Hop on in. - Awesome, thank you.

- Of course.

Oh, there you go, sorry about the automatic locks.

You know, sometimes it happens.

- Oh yeah, that happens to me all the time.

- Mines a pain in the tuckus.

- Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

- Absolutely.

- You're an absolute lifesaver.

- Not a problem at all.

We'll get you from A to B safe and sound, no problem.

- Awesome.

That's what I like to here, man.

- Yeah.

Better than the taxi services, my goodness gracious.

- Tell me about it.

I got ripped off the other night.

I went down to the casino.

I'm like new in town and everyone was like, don't worry,

just get a taxi, it won't be so bad.

Man, it cost me like a hundred and something dollars.

Like I don't have that kind of money.

I'm visiting, you know what I mean?

- Yeah, no one has that kind of money.

And we are nearly there,

just a hop, skip, and jump away.

- Thank you.

- And we'll get you right there.

Absolutely.

And it didn't cost you $100.

- It certainly did not.

- I appreciate your choosing Friend Ships.

Thank you so, so much for that, miss.

- Oh, thank so much. - I truly appreciate it.

- Let me get you sorted out real quick.

- And there we go. - There we go.

It was an excellent ride.

- Oh, five stars, bow! - Yes, thank you.

- Yes, thank you.

- You have an excellent night, Captain James.

- Absolutely, you too, miss.

You have a wonderful day. - Bye.

(message dinging)

- Oh my goodness.

That's a pretty girl.

I most certainly accept. (message burping)

Here we go.

- [Passenger 4] Hi, are you James?

- Yes, absolutely.

Captain James at your service.

- [Passenger 4] Can you pop the trunk?

I have some bags. - Absolutely, not a problem.

Do you need any help with that?

- Oh, no, thank you. - Okay, not a problem at all.

(trunk slamming)

All right.

All set, miss? - Yes, how are you?

- All right.

I'm quite well.

Quite well indeed.

I see you've been doing a little shopping, huh?

- Yeah. - Heck yeah.

- I went on a little shopping spree today.

- Nice.

Can't tell you how long it's been

since I've been on one of those.

- Well, you should go on one soon.

- I don't know, I'm driving all the time for the most part.

- You seem to be busy.

- Oh yeah, always busy, especially at this time of night.

(turn signal clicking)

Always people, you know, needing a ride

to get into trouble or outta trouble (chuckling).

- That sounds right.

- And here we are, madam.

- Thank you so much. - Of course.

Did you need any help with those bags?

- I'm okay, but if you wanna help me, then I'll take it.

- Okay, well let me get the trunk for you here.

- Thank you. - Of course, yeah.

I don't know if she needs help or anything.

(phone ringing) Oh, what's up baby?

Hey baby, how's it going?

- Who the fuck is Stacey, James?

- She slid into my DMs with a selfie of the two of you.

Who the fuck is she?

- [James] She's no one to worry about, babe.

- You know what?

Stop, stop.

By the time I get back,

I want you to get your shit and get the fuck out.

- [James] Are you serious?

Fuck, shit.

(woman screaming)

Shit!

Oh fuck, fuck.

Shit, shit, shit.

Shit, shit.

Fuck, fuck.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

(James grunting)

(trunk slamming) Shit, shit, shit.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh fuck, fuck.

Monk is out of town.

She definitely gotta have a shovel,

anything, something I can use to just get rid of this.

This never happened, this never happened.

This never happened, this never happened.

Stay calm, James, stay calm.

(turn signal clicking)

- Okay, okay.

Okay.

Where is it?

Where is it, where is it, where is it?

Oh, okay. (metal clanging)

Shit.

(car door slamming)

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay.

Oh, shit, shit.

Shit, shit, she's alive.

Oh God, oh God.

(James hyperventilating)

(body scraping)

(James hyperventilating and crying)

What am I gonna do (crying)?

Shit, what am I gonna do?

I need to figure this out (crying).

I didn't mean to hit you.

I didn't mean to hit someone so beautiful.

Dammit.

Okay.

I just gotta, I just gotta,

I just gotta get rid of you.

I can't let anybody find you.

I have to...

Dammit.

I'm sorry, okay.

Let's go to work.

I don't wanna do this (crying).

I don't wanna kill you (sniffling).

I don't think I have another choice.

I'm so sorry.

I have to see this through (crying).

No, no, no, no, look, look, it's okay.

It's okay.

I'm, look, look, I'm, I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm putting it down, I'm putting it down.

(metal clanging)

Stop struggling, I'm not gonna hurt you (crying).

I'm just, I'm just gonna take the tape off.

It's, it's gonna be okay.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

- Where the hell am I?

What happened?

- [James] I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hit you.

I didn't know what I was gonna do.

- You made a terrible mistake.

I was supposed to be meeting my father for dinner.

- [James] I don't know what that means.

- He's a very powerful man.

- [James] What do you mean by that?

- You made a terrible mistake.

- [James] What do you mean?

I didn't, I didn't do anything.

- You did this to me.

- [James] No, no, I put, no...

Look, I didn't, my hands are free.

My hands are free.

Look, I didn't- - Let me go.

You need to let me go before my father comes here.

- [James] Okay, okay.

Okay, look, look, just, just stay there.

I gotta figure this out.

Just, just don't scream, don't yell.

I'm gonna figure this out.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna take care of all this.

I'm gonna play some music, dude.

- Don't scream, don't yell? - Shh.

Just, just be quiet.

I'm, I'm gonna play some music.

It'll be okay.

Shh.

Okay, okay. ('20s music)

This is happening.

This is happening, oh my God.

(doors slamming)

(James crying)

What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

Oh my God (crying).

Now she's talking about...

Okay, I need to think of something.

Okay, okay, okay.

(James crying)

Okay, okay, okay.

I need to calm myself down.

I need to think of a plan.

I need to think of something to do.

What am I gonna do?

All right, okay, all right.

I just gotta go talk to her and figure this out.

Okay (sniffling).

Okay (sniffling).

Shit, dammit.

Shit. (door slamming)

('20s music)

I'm sorry.

I, I don't have a choice.

I don't know what else to do.

I didn't want it to go this far.

I'm just gonna have to get rid of you.

- [Passenger 4] You need to let me go.

- [James] I can't do that.

- [Passenger 4] You need to, my dad's coming for me.

- [James] I don't know what that means!

Shut up.

- [Passenger 4] You have to let me go.

He's coming here and it's not gonna be good for you.

- [James] That sounds like nonsense.

I have to do what I have to do.

- [Passenger 4] You need to let me go.

- [James] No, I need to do this.

You don't understand.

- My father's coming for me.

- [James] No one's coming.

- No- - I'm sorry.

- He's coming for me.

He's here.

- [James] I don't care.

- He's here.

You have to let me go.

(James crying)

- [Dad] Stop!

- [James] Who the hell are you?

- What are you doing with my daughter?

(metal clanging)

Untie her right now.

- [James] Just don't hurt me (sniffling).

- It seems to me- - I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

- [Dad] That you wanted it to turn out the other way.

Is this true?

- [James] It was an accident, sir.

I swear, I didn't mean to.

- You didn't mean to.

- [James] No, no.

I didn't mean to back over her, I'm sorry.

She's still, she's just fine.

- You know you're a sinner.

- [James] Okay, it was an accident.

- But I forgive you.

It's true, it's true.

Come, come here. - No, no.

- Come here, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Come here.

- [James] I'm so sorry.

- I'm not gonna hurt you.

Gimme your hands.

Gimme your hands.

Do you know who we are?

No (chuckling).

It's okay.

It won't matter in a few minutes.

If you're afraid, you should be.

- I'm so sorry. - You made the biggest mistake

of your life and now you're gonna pay for your sins.

Some people know me as the reaper.

Just look up.

She knows me as dad.

Daughter, you may feast.

(girl roaring) (James yelling)

(bones crunching) (James yelling)

('20s music)

- Captain James, five stars.

('20s music)