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Wow!

She's already gone.

So good.

Good job, David Long.

as we will not appreciate it. We have no
consciousness whatsoever.

Merely a automaton is here to serve.

Mid -twelve.

She's news.

He looked at me. I put your parents'
message on to soothe you.

Thank you.

The message was damaged in transit from
Krypton to Earth.

But what is there?

We love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than man, too.

Our beloved home will surely be gone
forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts. And that
hope is you, Kal -El.

We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good.

And live out Krypton's truth.

That place is hers.

And the rest of the message is lost.

Demonstrate bladder, kidney, heart,
intestine, lungs.

Our report is a mess.

With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll
have to pump it at the end of time.

No can do, Four. I've got to get back to
the fray.

But the armadillos got you at full
power.

Sir.

What is this?

Cryptos!

What the heck, dude? I thought you
destroyed the whole thing.

Superman robot. I thought I told you to
keep an eye on him. We feed the canines,

but he is unruly.

And he realizes we are not flesh and
blood and couldn't in our hard -to -part

care less whether he lives or dies.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Your superman has abandoned you.

The people of Borrelia will not ignore
him inserting himself into our hair.

Target in sight.

He's back.

You're five o 'clock.

12 -D.

18 -A.

34 -B.

They did.

with over 2 ,500 fight forms within the
situation.

Look at that!

Well, well, got him.

Malik Ali, a local.

Max, we have the engineer.

The target has led us to the egg castle.

The rumors are true. I don't know how in
hell this thing can be spotted.

Like the entire structure has ascended
into the ice.

Oh yeah, what we need, return to base.

I can drill into a lift.

Your pride won't be making our choices
today, Angela. Thank you. We'll need

than you when we enter.

I'm going to two.

Done what we need to do.

Wrap it up.

The United States will...

Maybe you should have done that thing in
Jar Hand for Superman.

You're late again, Kent.

Sorry, Perry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, what do you got against the adverb,
Kent?

How are we supposed to know how we feel
when we read this malarkey? In sports

writing, you learn the sentence is to
modify.

Modify.

Me and Paul just went to college and
said, congrats, ladies, on that front

Boy, that is something.

Hey, that's Mom's barbecue. I think it's
a roadkill. It's like a pasta or a

chitlin. What's that car?

Sorry, Mom.

Sorry, chitlin.

Chitlin's going to come to you.

Thanks, Kat.

Did you read this grudge?

I thought it was great, Clark.

Great?

Why do we not want to keep you?

But, um, on this day, congrats. And take
one thing back from Clark.

It's been a minute. Tell him don't be a
stranger.

I said don't be a stranger.

I, uh, yeah, I heard him. Okay, I gotta
go. I gotta run.

Okay, buddy.

So this guy just flew into Midtown and
started attacking people, demanding for

Superman to show up?

Yeah. Oh, that's my uncle.

And actually, to make it through your
writing, Clark, knowledge is worth many

sacrifices. That isn't one of them. Ha,
ha, ha. Very flamboyant.

Twenty -two people in the hospital, over
20 million in property damage. It does

make you wonder.

Wonder what?

As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't
completely think through the

ramifications of the Bravia thing.

But this guy is even from Bravia.

What do you mean his name is the Hammer
of Bravia? Yeah, I found his parents'

names in that, Jimmy. We have no clue
what his actual goal was here.

I think it's pretty obvious the goal was
kicking Superman's ass. No, he didn't.

He didn't completely kick Superman's
ass. Pretty thoroughly, Clark.

Show me! You show me what type there are
between Boraglia and this!

Ever! Yeah, see, Superman did say he
thought the hammer might be faking a

Arabian accent.

Superman said that? Yeah, I interviewed
him right afterwards.

Great guy.

You know, it's funny that you keep
getting all these interviews with

Clark. I don't think there's anything
funny about good journalism, Lois.

What you're looking at, my friends, is
the most powerful being on planet Earth.

Ultraman.

You created this man.

Check this out. The engineer, former
special operator, whose blood I infused

into microscopic machines called
nanites, which she can form into

can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar with my
flying armored forces, raptors.

Altogether, they're an unstoppable
force.

We call Planet One.

More than capable of containing any
other worldly threat.

So you want the Defense Department to
hire the Meta -Units to take down the

Kryptonians? After Superman acted with
violence against our Arabian allies, I

think it would be worth considering. Big
blue stuff, world.

Naive, maybe, but well -intended. Well,
I don't know the intentions of an

unintended fire hose, General.

flag. I just do what I can not to be
splashed. Mr. Luther.

The country of Barabia has purchased
over $80 billion worth of arms from

Corps for the past two years. And? And
no one would profit more from a war with

Barabia and John for than you.

A cynic might say that having Superman
out of the way might not be bad for

business. Well, what's particularly bad
for business is dying.

And I have a distinct feeling that's
where we're all headed with the

running wild. So we're going to lock up
all metahumans now. The other metahumans

aren't going off half -cock, interfering
in foreign affairs.

They don't have, and I have proof of
this, a hidden headquarters in

that violates 12 international treaties.
And they aren't aliens.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough
reason for Planet Watch to at least

the Kryptonian in for questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with a
being from another planet as dangerous

him on the loose.

But the optics?

Superman is popular.

Less so every day, according to chatter
online. Not to mention the potential

risk of failing to contain him. I assure
you, Secretary, we can contain him.

Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's this kryptonite stuff called?

It's called kryptonite. Well, it kills
him, right?

As far as we can ask, there's none left
on the planet. I have a workaround for

that. Well, what it doesn't matter, Lex.

Because without solid proof of malicious
intent, it's just not worth the risk.

what are you doing here three months ago
we had our first date and so to

celebrate i am making you your favorite
breakfast for dinner that's your

favorite you love breakfast yes and
breakfast you love it for dinner

That's very funny to say.

What? Hilarious. The little back and
forth we had going.

You're giving me guff for my article.

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't asking, Clark.

If you keep interviewing yourself,
eventually people are going to figure it

What?

They won't believe it. And ethically,
these interviews are hugely problematic.

I mean, you literally know the
questions, don't you?

Okay, so why don't you interview me?

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.
Come on, Lois. I'm your daddy. I can

handle any question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You'd let me interview you as Superman?

Sure.

How about that?

Um... Ready?

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Recently, you've come under a lot of
fire. A lot of fire. It's a lot.

Today, the Secretary of Defense said he
was going to look into your actions in

Arabia.

That's funny?

It's not funny. It's just, come on, my
actions?

I stopped a war.

Maybe. Not maybe. I did.

Okay. How?

Well, Arabia invaded Jarnanpur, and I
showed up and told them that wasn't

And? And smashed some tanks and things.

planes and some other stuff.

There were no casualties and no
significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the
president of Bravia, Basil Gurko?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

I would say not.

This is all in the record. Yeah, but
that conversation was between the two of

us. Yeah, and I would ask that question
whether or not I need the answer to it.

Really?

the war, I went to see Gerko.

Where? In the capital of Ljubljana at
the Royal Palace. And? And I took a

private audience with Gerko. How?

I blew him out to the desert and I...
And?

And I played him against the cactus.

The cactus.

So, torture?

No, not torture. It's strikes for like,
not even that big.

What did you say?

I told him that if he ever messes with
Jarhanpur again, he'll have to

answer to me. What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would
have a more serious discussion, that's

all. More serious than tearing up his
back on a captain? Gurkhas was going to

kill people. You seem to keep forgetting
that. In effect, you illegally enter

the country, inserting yourself in the
middle of an incredible sheet of

geopolitical... No, no, no, hold on a
second. Hold on a second. ...siding with

nation, Jarhanpur, which historically
has not been a friend... Jarhanpur has

changed. that's technically our ally and
then threaten to murder their head of

state. First of all, whether or not
Jarhanpur is an imperfect country does

give another nation the right to invade
it. Yes, but the Barabian government

maintains they're freeing the
Jarhanpurians from a tyrannical regime.

you know that's very silly. I do? The
Barabian government of all people is

saying this? Come on. This is on the
record, Superman. No, no. Now, see, now

you're being dishonest, Lois. I'm quite
being dishonest.

Where's the button?

You're being dishonest. because you know
as well as I do that the Barabian

government is not well -intentioned.
That's almost certainly the case, but do

know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go on now?

Yeah, fine.

I think this is going well.

This is going well?

I think I'm doing a good job.

Superman, did you consult with the
president before entering Barabian

No.

I

wasn't

representing anybody except for me.

And myself. And good.

I don't know, doing good. Is that really
how you feel?

I question it.

Yeah, I would question myself in the
same situation and hold off a beat and

consider the consequences. People were
going to die!

Okay,

I'd like to change the subject, if I
could.

You've gotten a lot of heat on social
media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person?

You're referring to yourself in third
person now? No, it's just a thing I came

up with that I thought I'd try to work
into the next minute.

It's on record.

Okay, well, not the part where I said
that. Yes, that part. No, that part was

aside. That was off the record. You have
to say off the record beforehand, not

after. Why are you being like this?

It's fine. I won't write that you spend
your spare time trying to think up

soundbites, which are terrible, by the
way.

Social media. Yes.

As you may know, or...

Maybe you don't, since you claim not to
read any of that stuff. Very seldom.

Maybe sometimes people that can read it
make them very upset.

Okay, well, you can't use that.

People on social media all seem vicious
because you are an alien, yeah? Yes.

I've been very honest about that from
the beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton.

Okay. Which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed. Along with all of my history,
my parents.

They sent me here as a baby to save my
life.

Here? Where? I'm not going to say that.
You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological
parents, George?

Just that they sent me here to serve
humanity and to help the world to be a

better place.

They said that?

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do.

I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand, now there are an
awful lot of people out there

maintaining you're here for more
nefarious purposes.

Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.

Super shit? Come on, Lois, you know that
one specifically. It's on the record,

Clark. I didn't make it up. It's what
people on the internet are saying.

I'm gonna go.

Really?

Come on, Clark, don't do this.

I'm not doing anything.

No, no, that's... That's not you?
Packing up your shit and walking out of

interview? I'm not walking out of an
interview. This is what you do every

you're faced with conflict. You get mad,
you pout. I'm not mad.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

Longer than I ever gave myself, by the
way. Oh, you can time your imaginary

interviews with yourself? That's the
thing you can do?

You've got a lot of good stuff.

Some stuff you can't use. I am well
aware.

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

He was right ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

Oh, ye little bids.

I do apologize, but this is a restricted
area.

Wait, can we...

There's a holy saint along.

Hopefully there's something on here we
can use to convince the general Superman

requires immediate action.

I can't stand better humans, but he's so
much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man. He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid
outfit. Somehow become the focal point

the entire world of conversation.

Nothing felt right since he showed up.

I know.

I've sacrificed my own humanity to help
get rid of it.

Can you get in?

It might take a while.

What if the Kryptonian shows up? Don't
worry.

I'm creating a strap.

For his parents.

It's damaged, but there's more.

I can recover the rest.

It's an awfully small distraction.

I'll get bigger.

early this morning in a jitter coffee
shop about seven feet tall, but it has

apparently been growing.

Everybody okay?

Hey buddy, I have some beer.

Deep, slow breaths, ma 'am.

You're gonna be fine.

of nonsense.

You know what I mean?

You can afford $1 ,000 concert tickets.
The Justice Gang has arrived on the

scene. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl,
and Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the

Lord Tech Corporation.

Get out!

Hey!

What do you mean? It's high and tough,
but it's all balanced.

I've been trying to figure out a way to
get it out of here alive.

Get it someplace where we can study it.

Oh, come on.

Hawks just gotta get their way to do
this.

the intergalactic zoo or... I mean,
euthanize it less painfully. Come on,

don't be such a wuss.

Hey! There's another day in the life of
the Justice Gang!

Not a name! Just a working name!

Very well proved to be a part of it,
though. Probably not!

Good chance, though, I'm saying. Anyway,
I'd just like to say thank you on

behalf of Fort Tech Industries for the
opportunity!

Why is nobody clapping?

to be BS.

Well, they couldn't be mistaken. Oh, no.
Well, that sounds very disturbing,

Lance. 28 of the world's top linguists
have confirmed the translation and 30 of

the top forensic computer techs have
confirmed the validity of the footage

itself. Any chance that they're
mistaken?

Unfortunately, no.

You have the footage?

Hey,

Colonel.

We love you more than heaven, our son.
We love you more than land.

But hope vitalizes our heart. And that
hope is you, Kaleth.

We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good and live

out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth. I don't get it.
What's bad about that?

The people there are simple and
profoundly confused.

Weak of mind and spirit and body.

Lord over the planet, as the last son of
Krypton.

Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling
to serve you, Khaled.

Take as many wives as you can, so your
genes and Krypton's might and legacy

live on in this new future.

Do us proud, our beloved son.

Rule without mercy.

What about all the kind acts Superman
has performed over the years, saving

countless lives? No. He's grooming us,
lulling us into

complacency so he can dominate without
resistance, forging a path for his super

-powered descendants to rule the Earth.

I will not accept that.

Will you?

I'm upset.

I'm scared.

I will admit that. I am scared.

Because who knows how large his secret
terror is already.

If any of that message is even remotely
true, then you are exactly the kind of

alien threat I was commandeered by the
Green Lantern Corps to protect this

planet against.

Back off, Guy!

Guy,

for laughs.

Was the message real or not?

The first half is real.

The second half was damage from the trip
from Kuton to Earth to...

Got to be doctors. Oh, wait, Clark.

I know there's computer forensics guys.
They're not going to say it's legit

unless they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man, but there's no way
that message is fake.

Where'd they get this footage, though?

Are you considering, please?

I was a big Superman fan.

I supported him all the time on a lot of
stuff, but now?

I mean, I hope he rots his head.

Don't call me team.

I'm going to do my job.

attractive and wants to attend to his
secret errand.

Thank you!

wouldn't celebrate until the alien is
off the board.

Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's
Hole.

New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.

Fake message.

A stroke of genius. It's not fake. He is
here to kill us.

I knew it. That's Superman's fortress. I
hope to get knowledge to help destroy

him. Little did I know his own parents
would be providing it.

Oh, right?

Yeah. I'm thinking of opening one. It
might have the door on board.

Four. Four.

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How do I get in here? It's feeding on my
DNA.

Must protect Superman.

Four.

Crypto? Crypto?

Yeah,

that's good.

I -I -I should stop him! We've been
fine, Mother. Superman, we finally meet.

Would you like a coffee? Where's the
dog?

Dog? The dog, Luther! You took the dog!
That's right, Eve. Get all of this.

no clue what you're talking about.

You're a dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking
about.

What did you say?

I didn't say anything.

You heard what he said.

You heard him. He took it. I mean, it
seems to me that the only rabid animal

around here is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the
Kryptonians' master plan,

It's gone off the deep end.

Thoughts, Chris?

Can't fail surprised.

Guys like this, they always get a whole
bunch of dark.

Guys like this.

This is better than everybody else.

It's a decoration.

Absolutely,

absolutely. Really good.

It kind of sounds like you're trying to
make the guys who are a little more

angry.

Like, you know what I mean?

A lot of these guys.

Do you have a dog?

No, not really. It's more of a foster.

Hold

on.

Oh, no, it's just a...

We've got that handled out.

Okay.

The footage is not what it looks like,
Liz.

Okay. The ship my parents sent me in was
damaged and stranded, so I only ever

heard the first part of the message.

And I believe that I knew how it ended.

That my parents had penned me here to
serve.

people, earth, and to be a good man.

I'm not here to rule over anybody,
Lucas.

I never thought you were, even for a
moment, Clark.

I was just some punk rock kid from
Bakerland, and you're Superman.

Punk rock?

Yeah, punk rock. I like the Strangle
Fellows and the P .O .D .s and the

Crabjoys. No, they're pop radio, ma 'am.
They're not punk rock.

They're Mighty Crabjoys.

Okay, well, a lot of people love them.

My point is I question everything and
everyone.

You trust everyone.

Everyone you've ever met.

Maybe that's the real punk rock.

Lois, what did you mean when you said
that you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,
so I'm going to turn myself in. Wait,

what?

Why? Maybe they'll take me wherever they
took the dog.

I don't know how else to find it.

It's the dog.

Yeah, and he's not even a very good one.

Get out there alone.

Is that

necessary?

I'm coming into my own accord.

No one read me my rights.

Of course, the side of those rights
don't apply to extraterrestrial

Therefore, at this point, you don't have
any rights to read them.

The government is very well aware of the
potential limitations containing you.

So we've outsourced your confinement and
your interrogation to Planet Watch.

Planet Watch.

I'm sorry about this.

in two days. What a pleasure.

Luther, your obsession with me is
getting a little creepy.

Don't mind.

It's all dark and modern. It's my type.

Kryptonian. Where

are

we? The pocket universe.

I replicated the Big Bang with the
Luthor Corp. Megacollider, tearing a

hole between the two universal fabrics.

I'm able to access it from multiple
dimensional portals I've set up around

globe.

Rex, the metahuman known as the Element
Man, has been called into service for a

specific purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known
substance, even substances foreign to

planet.

Like...

Superman's been out of commission less
than a day and already Bravia's pulling

this crap.

Right? What?

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex
Luthor's connected to all this.

How is that a mystery? Lucid Corp sells
arms to Bravia. Bravia goes to war.

Luthor sells more arms and gets richer
than us.

No. No?

Uh -uh.

They have a connection at Boda Bank.

Boda handles the transactions between
Luther Corp and Bravia. Yes, Luther Corp

sold them approximately $80 billion
worth of arms, but for those arms,

paid only $1 .625 billion.

So Luther gave them arms for free.

For what?

That's the $78 ,375 ,000 ,000 question.

Have you found out where they're holding
Superman?

No one in the government will say.

Luther seems to be working to disable
Superman just so he can't stop the

invasion of Star Wars.

Why?

That's... Way too much sugar, Mom. I
party like a rock star choir boy.

Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

God.

Black petroleum Superman in a pocket
universe.

A what?

I don't know what a pocket universe is.
Neither does my store.

They don't know anything about anything,
really, but for sure he's an hypocrite.

Who's for sure? I can't say, but you owe
me.

Big time.

Like, I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you.
Love you.

My monkey bot's here farming outrage 24
-7.

Rashing you online.

How

do you

contain a super dog when you beam super
squirrels into its brain?

We'll learn what we can.

Put the varmint down.

It will undoubtedly be painful.

This is our private correctional
institution.

Most cells are rented out to governments
who want to keep their incarceration of

political agitators private.

Others have more personal
transgressions.

Lorette wrote a blog about me. There are
two things I hate more than... Petty ex

-girlfriends.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this.
Did we ever plan on letting you out? No?

You'd be terminated already if it was up
to me.

But first, the government has some
questions they want answered.

Rex!

Look who it is.

You be sure to keep our guests in check.

The children certainly wouldn't have
went any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers
we need.

What's wrong?

What's up?

I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.

I do, but how could I even really see
you?

You're just trying to get information
out of me.

I swear to God, that's not it. I just
know that if I get some middle dirt on

you, then maybe the two of us could be
together again?

You said my toast looks like someone
spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.

have one potential pose.

Who cares? There's other parts that
people would find very attractive.

Lex tortured a dog the other day.

Jesus Christ!

I know. I have to go.

Eve.

Please, Eve.

I'm putting them in my pocket.

He's your son? Don't talk to him.

I'll head over and get him.

You stop. The cryptids are going to wing
out of here, okay?

I said don't talk to me!

What do you want me to do? Where's the
cleaner?

On the counter where it always is.

He's in your group, right? That's, um,
what's it called again?

The Justice Gang.

No. We're not called that. Your name is
Mr. Terrific. You don't get a vote with

a name like that.

I also voted against it.

Yes, and as leader, I get tiebreakers.
No, Superman is not a superman. Because

you don't want him to vote, you know,
which way to go.

Shut up. He's kidding. So, how do you
even know Superman anyway?

I just... Do.

So you know about the hypnoblasts? No,
he does.

Well, I'm not saying who he is, just
that he wears hypnoblasts. They make his

face terrific. How do they work? They
make his face look different in your

when he wears them, so that you know who
he is. Yeah, I know this, first of all.

But second of all, you really shouldn't
be telling me this in case I don't know

who he is.

So you know he's Clark Kent?

Oh, my God. Why does he threaten
everyone?

He doesn't. Just us, because we are also
of the clock.

Of the cloth?

What are we going to do?

About what?

Superman, he's your friend. Some friend
came here to rule over me? It'll be

difficult to find him.

I put nanobots and PS crackers into
Superman's flesh tree.

You can see where his trail ends
abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, a

military post across the river like this
one, okay?

Even if he was dead, those crackers
would still be there.

So... All this leads me to believe that
you're a hard -working man. You really

is a hard -working man.

You put nanobot GPS trackers in your
friend's bloodstream?

Oh, I do that to everybody.

So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort
Kramer, then.

The four of us, and find out what's
going on. And then do what?

Save him.

You want to bring a federally
incarcerated prisoner out of jail?

Fuck!

No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern lady.
That means I took a vow not to get

involved in politics. Oh, that's part of
the vow. It's implied.

Yes. It's an implied vow. Every time
there's something he doesn't want to do,

it's part of the vow. Oh, my God.

I'm stepping away from forming a giant
hammer and beating a boat to death.

If you're here to take over the world, I
don't know. Probably not.

But the risk is just not worth a beat
between the U .S. government and the

justice system. Not our name makes it
sound like cowboys, but I agree with the

bread.

You're just going to let your friend rot
in the pocket universe.

That haircut should be against your
power.

That what?

That what should be what?

I'll have you know.

otherwise. Hey.

What? I'm not saying we don't save him,
but I think we can at least check out

what's going on.

He's not.

We're just saving each other.

Hey, you want me to drive?

One ex -vet has a huge choice of casino
games.

One ex -vet starts the victory.

They have a flying saucer, but you
couldn't get it past the garage door.

I haven't worked on that yet.

I'm not even sure how I feel.

What?

Jeff Clark.

He's not my boyfriend.

I'm not into people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I was going to break up with him.

Actually, I mean, we had this huge
fight, and he told me he loved me, and

just...

Few

at a time, alien.

Today we have a special guest.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It smells.

Flew across the desert.

That is a lie!

No, not McNeil. He's just here as an
observer.

How did I hear you? Now, the U .S.
government has a new question for you.

there? I barely know him. He gave me
food one time.

Who are you working with, Your Honor?

I'm not working with anyone, sir.

There's nothing above it.

I have no family or nothing.

No, sir, don't do this. You can take my
photo as a great honor, Superman.

No.

No. Got lucky on that one.

No, sir, don't do it. Please. Let's try
another question. Tell me, Superman.

No, sir, don't do it. Who raised you as
a child? I believe in you, Superman. No.

Don't tell him nothing.

so quickly.

Mr.

Hanson, I'll be back later with someone
else you've chatted with and I'll kill

them too.

Maybe that reporter you always do
interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Barb Kent next.

Even a prayer leads to that tip.

Isn't that one of those justice guys?

Such a smart one.

Fine!

You heard the man!

I am giving you one last chance to stop!

I was just about to say the same to you.

Yeah, well, I feel okay. I'll be sad
when I'm by his finger. But I'm just

kicking back when he's with me.

Blah, blah, blah.

All through our bodies.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm still living.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm still living.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm still living. I'm still living. I'm
still living. Thinking about them,

but I'm lying in bed And I'm holding
you, but my love is not true But in my

mind I'm having a pretty good time with
you

That jackass did create a pocket
universe.

Not that.

For creating a pocket universe, if you
are just one picometer off, you will

a black hole where Earth used to be. And
every time you enter or exit, you risk

tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.

You're kidding.

It's the type of reckless science let's
move to specializes here.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack it.

So I guess he decided to help.

Only because it'll piss off any matter.

You thought you could go to my son,
right?

Why are you so gross looking?

I don't know.

I thought that... I must be the satan in
the sun.

What sun? There's no sun here. That's
the problem. I need to heal.

I get my power from the yellow sun.

Give me a second.

Come on!

Hell yeah.

An anti -proton river.

Do we repel?

Repel?

Where am I going to get the gear to
repel into a pocket universe?

I don't know. You can get them under
circles or something.

Circles? What?

These here.

Okay. They're three -dimensional.
Circles are flat.

Right.

Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole
vortexes, and that anti -proton river

terrors apart in seconds. We cannot go
in ourselves.

Copy.

I can't make a sun.

I know. I can only make something kind
of like a sun.

What? Alright.

Okay. We've got hydrogen, and we've got
helium, and we've got helium, and...

What are you doing?

Hey!

Julie, stop that!

I can't carry him when I change forms.

What do

you see?

Do you find him?

Oh, God!

What is that?

The portal's been open too long.

I can't stand it much longer.

We look like shit.

I'm fine.

I think we need to get to those portals
up there. Oh, right.

How do we work them?

I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

with podcasting.

a flying dog.

No, no, no.

Bad boy.

Superman, a bean dog and a cape, a weird
baby and a squiggle man.

What?

Rhythmic?

More people being held prisoner in
there.

We got to go get them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not through here. You
can't.

Not with you like this.

What the?

It's just a nice voice now.

He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.

Get him someplace safe.

Take the key back.

It's all that easy and intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure
the portal is secure.

I really need to... No.

Dog. I really need you to...

How the hell could he have gotten free?

We need to find him.

Oh, I'm so dumb, Jimmy.

Oh, um... I have everything you need to
ruin Lex forever.

What? Where?

Oh, I have it right here.

I dare you.

Oh my god.

But if I sent you this, Jimmy... Huh?

You have to promise me you'll get to
hang this weekend.

You know?

Just the two of us.

All weekend?

All weekend?

Oh my God, Jamie. I'm sorry to be such a
major imposition on your life.

No, it's not an imposition. I can tell
you don't really think so.

oh my god

Mr. Griffin, thank you.

Don't mind him, Lois.

He's just a big old mush.

Especially when it comes to claws.

This girl is sex with you?

How do you do it, Jimmy?

Look, I didn't want to bother you, but
you told me to call with anything I got.

Yeah, but I thought you said she
disappeared off the line. I don't know.

might have dropped her phone in the
toilet. She does that a lot.

Well, I'm not really sure that sexy
selfies are...

Your

hot ex is a genius.

Harry. I'll be there as big as I can,
okay?

Then the sexy self is behind the back of
Lex Luthor?

She has to be the biggest idiot in the
world.

Lex, we just told you the portal was
destroyed! The dimensional aperture is

still there. We can open it if only so
we can. It is not!

We can close the aperture later by
inputting the coordinates, correct?

Theoretically. Great!

If we can't find him, we'll need to draw
him out.

A dimensional race into the surrounding
area.

Here's something you think I don't know.

That shouldn't happen.

Oh, you don't say.

Can you stop it?

Can I stop it?

This is why you don't create a damn
pocket universe.

There. Superman won't be able to ignore
that.

Now we know where he'll be at.

She's out here.

Never seen you sleep that long.

Last week, me, Mom, after them, we took
a drive to

Deerke's Breeders down in West.

Like I wanted you to be out by that old
blue barn out on that island.

Remember that?

is still just as good.

That blue hand, she is Lois. Her name is

Lois. Yeah, she's nice.

She's a great girl.

Well, I say what you wanted that message
to mean. It's a whole lot more about

you than what anyone meant for you to
be.

You don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

I'm here to hurt people.

We are here to give you all the truth.
Help you make fools of yourselves all on

your own.

Your choice.

Oh,

my.

Clark, there's something on the bottom
of your mouth. We'll see.

And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian
troops gather at the border seemingly

minutes away from invading Jarrampur
once again.

Now, nearby villagers are willing and
ready to defend their country despite

exponentially superior firepower of the
well -trained Arabian military.

on to what little hope they have left as
they're surrounded by the military.

Without Superman here to stop it this
time, the general Koreans don't have

hope. I claimed your boots. I'll go get
them for you.

Superman, we need you here in
Metropolis, now.

I think it's Baravia, Terry Mickey.
There won't be a Baravia, or a

or a planet Earth if you don't get here
soon.

This rift is about to tear into the
city. I can't stop it. I need your help.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

This evacuation is not optional.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

This evacuation is not optional.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

Please let me know. Did you put
Persephone on the phone?

Yes, you will, Carrie. Can't you tell
the sound of your voice? Five of these

incidents with our contacts have
motivated losers who are selling arms to

both for pennies on the dollar for use.

Why, you ask?

I do ask why.

He did it in exchange for half of the
jargon before.

You're kidding. At first I thought he
was just sending me selfies. But in the

background of the shots were maps,
contracts, and...

kinds of documents chronicling Baravia's
agreement to cede half of the country

to Lex Luthor once the invasion is
complete.

He wants to make himself king.

King. King.

Shouldn't he really still be standing
here?

Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up
on the roof? Yep.

Grant? Drew?

Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy. How many
does it hold?

Five or six. Six.

Okay. Lombard, you too.

Why the hell would Lex want half of the
desert?

Colt's acolytes believe he's going to
create a technologically advanced

Utopia? That's a profit factor as well.
I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are

worth multiples of his investment.

Whatever his motives are, you know, he
did everything he could to ruin

Superman's reputation.

These photos show he was behind the
whole Hammer of Bravia scam.

And all the bots stirring up anti
-Superman sentiment online.

Mr. Terrific believes Luke... there's
also behind the spreading rifts between

universes out there. All of it seems to
be geared toward stopping Superman from

standing in the way of the Barabian
invasion people.

Call me Perry, kid. Post the story.
Fast.

Buckle up, kid. What did I ever see?
Give me what you transcribed.

has obtained exclusive information
proving that billionaire Lex Luger is in

league with Arabian dictator Basil
Berkos.

Clark, are you closed?

About to hit Metropolis.

Am I closed or not set?

So slow it down.

I can't unless I can put the code in the
system. Hold on a minute then.

Gotta go, man!

Otis.

complicated to hack.

Go what? Focus on the engineer.

On the alien narrative. 7R.

fill his lungs and kill something.

Can you hold his breath for over an
hour? Not without air in the bunker.

He'll be dead in a minute. The man I'm
trespassing is off the curve.

Sight and supervision should be
completely muted. Loan free.

Thank you.

friction to get the nanites up? Doesn't
matter if it gets them off the face. The

nanites are still in his lungs. Engineer
Ultraman, keep up.

We're trying!

We pay a little worth.

I'll suffocate any minute.

Engineer, envelop him completely.

No, Angela, on Sheath, he's the only one
protected!

Entering the hole.

In prerogative?

but she's unconscious.

Call in the raptors.

That's right.

Cloning you was relatively simple.

All it took was combing the aftermath of
your battles until I located a strand

of your hair.

That's how you got into the fortress.

You had my DNA.

Yes, but as is often the case with
cloning, the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you, if
that's possible.

But easier to control. Three L's. And
stronger.

Let's do it!

No matter what you do to me, Luthor,
your plans in Beredia won't work. Oh,

Why that?

Because I called in the Prince.

Mr. Luthor?

Superman couldn't make it.

You got an upgrade.

Thank you.

Superman.

Perfect.

Close it, kid. On it.

I think you overestimate the importance
of Jarhandpore to be Superman.

That was just a bonus.

I'm not killing you so the Barabian
military conflict can proceed.

I created the Barabian military conflict
so I'd have an excuse to kill

you. Once you involved yourself, I knew
I could easily get our government

support in nullifying you.

Why?

Because you're destroying us!

10 -Y, 13 -B.

Not dim.

I'm aware envy consumed by every waking
moment.

13L.

I love when they mention Galileo,
Einstein, or one of these other twits in

same breath as me. I feel a tide of
vomit burn the back of my throat. But at

least Galileo did something. He wasn't
some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this

planet just to have the world fall over
him because his strength illuminates how

weak we all really are.

But my envy is a calling. It is the sole
hope for humanity because it

is what has driven me to annihilating
you.

You watch him with your nose and tell
him what to do?

Crypto?

Get the toy.

Go. Go.

The doctors have arrived.

Kill him!

Good luck with that.

It's going to reach the Baker line any
minute.

There are people there.

Let's go.

We'll never make it in time for lunch.

I'm closing the friggin' rift. No, they
chose

him. Let them die.

We'll close it from the bunker before it
gets to the city I care about.

Open the door!

Wrap it up.

Let's go.

Safety first, people!

Hey, hey! The condom won't rip if it's
in here.

I can help. I don't need your help.

Damn, this is terrific.

You piece of shit alien!

That is where you've always been wrong
about me, Len.

I'm as human as anyone.

I love, I get scared, I wake up every
morning and despite not knowing what to

do, I put one foot in front of the other
and I try to make the best choices I

can. I grew up all the time.

But that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope, for the sake of the
world, you understand that it's yours

too. Oh, that's beautiful.

But none of this matters, you
patronizing clown. The government gave

authority to kill you.

If not today, then...

Good.

just in an absolute bombshell from the
daily planet. Billionaire Lex Luthor

aligning himself with a foreign entity,
believe it or not. Luthor has been given

a billion and billions of dollars worth
of free weapons. Lex Luthor has been

working covertly with Basil Gurkos and
the Bahrainian government to overthrow

the country of Jarhan Sur.

We had Luthor on this show many times.

Little did we know he was a traitor.

It seems like the one thing
conservatives and liberals can finally

that Lex Luthor sucks. We all owe him an

enormous apology.

He is, of course, the hero we always
thought he was.

That was sick.

Guys, maybe you should join the group.

Please. I mean, no offense, but that
creepy mug is what you want to represent

the justice gang?

Got this gang?

That's a cool name.

They're in.

Glad you're not concerned about the
Medicines, Rick.

Now they're the ones making the rules.

The same.

Oh, hi.

I thought I might give you an interview.

I could fill you in on all the behind
the scenes.

Sure.

I think that would be great.

How about over here for an interview?

Is he playing? No.

Hey.

I love you too.

How long have they been hooking up?

About three months, I think.

Got this place cleaned up pretty good.

Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.

You think so?

Yeah. I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well, four's a name.

So is Gary.

Sir,

I think your cousin has...

Yeah. What the hell, dude?

How did you move the door?

I didn't move the door. Hey, where is my
dog?

Okay, well, this is why he has the
personality.

She likes to go on parties on other
planets.

Planets with red suns. Oh.

Because of our metabolism, we can't get
drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.

If I had any emotional capacity
whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her

Yeah.

Superman, would you like to see the
footage of your parents?

He finds it soothing.

Oh. Yeah, Gary. Good night.

I'm driving.

Well,

I'm a fun couple, yes I am.

Well, I'm a bum, drop it, yes, I am.

I see a guy going to sleep.