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[Ticking]

Argh! Get up, kid!

Argh! Get up, kid!

Argh!

Get up, kid!

Tiny voice: ♪ wake up, dearest, if you please ♪

♪ I come here to stir you from your dreams ♪

♪ but today is a day to skip and to play ♪

♪ in your very own ponypuff way ♪

Ahh!

Hit the deck!

Good morning, mother!

Mother: Morning, dear.

What's for breakfast?

Well, today, you both get a special treat.

For my sweet little Princess, ponypuff puffs.

And for my tough little man, frosted suga Hanks.

Enjoy!

1...

2...

3...

5...

Together: Decoder rings!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Huh! Huh! Pow!

Dexter! Dexter! Look what else we got.

Give me that!

It says, "congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the off...Off...

"Official decoder ring.

This off...Off..."

Official!

"This official ring is your key into the official fan club.

"Just decode and complete

"the official tasks below,

and you, too, can be an official fan club member."

Congratulations, Dexter, on being an official member of my fan club.

Huh! Thanks, action Hank.

You're welcome.

Hooray for you, Dee Dee.

You're now an off...Off...

Official member of the ponypuff fan club.

Together: My fan club's going to be way better than yours!

Uh-uh. Uh-huh.

Uh-uh. Uh-huh.

This is you.

♪ I'm a little ponypuff ♪

Blblblbl!

Well, here's you.

Nope. As a prospective member of the ponypuffs,

I don't wish to stoop to your level.

I'll take my codes and you take yours,

and we'll see whose club is best.

But, Dexter, your club is for big i-d-k-s-cs!

I-d-k-s-c?

Hey! I'm going to tell mom!

Hmm...

Hmm...

[Beeping]

Finished! Eureka!

Now, let's see...

What? This doesn't sound very ponypuffy to me.

What's the matter, Dee Dee?

Don't you believe me?

Oh, yes, yes! I'm sorry. Don't cry.

What? No way!

I feel sorry for the fool who don't believe me!

Y-Y-Yes, sir.

Oh, uh, hey. What's up?

Oh, um, uh, n-nothing, nothing.

Together: Would it be ok if I borrow your--

yeah. Sure.

Fine. Great.

Good.

"Wear tutu." Check. "Pick flowers." Check.

Two down. One to go.

Dee Dee: Hee...Yah!

[Thud]

Now, let's see here.

"Wear fatigues." Check. "Pick on a wimp."

Check.

Now all I got to do is get a--

man: Yeeeahh!

[Gulp]

So, what image shall I forever scar into your skin?

A skull head,

a flaming skull head,

or the flaming skull head/ snake/rose combo?

Um...uh...the club didn't specify,

but I was thinking maybe, uh, uh...

A gingerbread man?

You mean like...

The one on the end of my finger?

Well, that's no problem, little girl.

Hee hee hee hee!

Ok. Number 3-- "bake cookies." Check.

"After completing all 3 tasks, report to the official clubhouse

to receive your initiation."

Uh-huh. Here I am,

and here I go.

G-Gingerbread men, anyone?

Argh!

Aah!

Wow!

Shall we go in?

Oh, now, wait a minute, guys.

This is all a big mistake.

You're right it's a big mistake.

The biggest.

I have only one question.

Do you have a sister?

Uh, yeah.

Hank: Oh, yeah, sure. The sister bit. Ha ha!

Man: Every time. Don't you know it?

And I'll bet she eats ponypuffs, too.

Yeah, so?

So you got your code sheets mixed up.

Give me that!

Oh! So I got hers, and she got mine.

Right. Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

It's not funny, though, boy.

Your sister's in grave danger.

Pony puff: Maybe a little swim in this boiling bowl

of cinnamon-raisin oatmeal is what you need, eh, action girly-girl?

Hank: Think again, puffy.

Oh, no! Action Hank!

Breakfast is no longer being served.

Prepare to get brunched in the face.

Huh!

Get him!

Aah!

I know, I know. We got our code sheets mixed up.

Kind of funny, though, huh?

Oh, real funny, Dexter.

You try explainingthis to mom and dad.

The atoms are not excited enough.

I need more energy.

Where is that lever?

For Newton's sake, I cannot see a thing with these--

hi!

Aah!

Hit the deck!

Ooh!

Ahh!

Whee!

Say, Dexter, what will happen if I touch it?

I don't know. That's why I'm testing it.

Now I remember why I'm here.

Dexter, do you know what time it is?

No. What time is it?

It's, uh... You're late for the school bus time!

Oh, no!

Bye, mom! Dexter's late for the bus!

Dexter: I am not!

Good-bye, mother.

Bye, Dexter.

Bye, honey.

Mmm! Can I get fries with that shake?

[Zap]

Huh. Now where was I?

Oh, no! The kids forgot their lunches!

Ahem.

Sorry, Dexter. This space is reserved for on-time students only.

Dee Dee!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hi, mom!

Hi, Dee Dee.

You kids forgot your lunches.

Dexter and Dee Dee: Thanks, mom.

Salutations, kids!

[Sternly] Is that my grocery list?

Drop it.

[Crunch]

Guess I'll walk.

Uh! $2.89?

Puh-leeze!

[Slow beeping]

Hurry up.

Speed it up, Sonny!

Hmm. It was working a second ago.

Ahem.

Can I help you?

There's a teensy spill in aisle 3.

Yes, ma'am. I'm on it.

[Fast beeping]

[Tap tap]

Oh! Silly me! These aremy

thank you for shopping at Henry's, and have a nice day.

You, too, and thanks again.

Bye now.

Bye-bye. Ha ha ha!

All this horsing around, and I haven't been to the bank yet.

Everybody down! This is a robbery!

Excuse me, but I was waiting in line.

Ok, mister, I think you need a time-out.

Now I want you to sit down and take 5 minutes

to cool your heels, buster brown.

♪ Soon I will have food in my belly ♪

♪ right next to that p.B. And jelly ♪

♪ dinner's on the table, and I can't wait ♪

♪ to sink my teeth right into that plate ♪

I have to go now, so do watch that temper.

And remember, a little bit of Patience goes a long, long way.

All right, Dee Dee, give it to me.

Fine.

Not that. The potion.

What potion?

You know what I'm talking about. Now let's have it.

10!

Stop that.

Give me back the antigravity serum that you fed the dog.

Hi, kids.

I fed the dog?

Yes, that's right.

Don't blame me for your stupid mistakes, Dexter.

The biggest mistake I made was not to kick your butt sooner.

Dee Dee: Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

Get down.

Uh! Dad will be here in 4 minutes.

Hi, everyone! I'm home.

Hi, Dee Dee.

Hi, dad!

Hiya, son.

Hi, dad.

Hi, honey. How was your day?

It was super!

Oinky! Oink oink oink!

Piggies! Oink oink oink!

Oink oink oink!

Mmm!

Oinky oinky!

Oinky oinky!

Mmm!

Heh heh! You're pretty dirty, sis.

Oh, Dexter, I'm even prettier when I'm clean.

Dexter, voice-over: Time.

It seems always to be slipping through my fingers.

What began as a quest for knowledge

has become an exercise in futility.

The lab is becoming boredom to me.

It has become too much for one boy genius to handle.

I am in need of assistance,

someone to aid in the upkeep of the lab.

But who?

Only I have the knowledge and skill required

to maintain such a complex organism.

I must create one especially for this purpose.

No existing being could begin to understand the complex workings of the lab.

My genius, my devotion--

one who is just like me.

My baby!

Well, what do we have here?

Not as good as the original, but I guess you'll do.

Greetings, Dexter.

I am ultrabot 2000 maintenance robot,

functional in all aspects of laboratory operations.

I know who you are. I created you.

And you can start by cleaning up this mess you made.

Yes, well, very nice.

Now you go find something to maintain.

[Clank clunk]

What are you doing? Stop that! Are you mad?

Well, what do you have to say for yourself?

My sensors detected an inefficiency in this machine.

By recalibrating the sprocketifier,

I was able to increase its output 32%.

Oh. Well, then, in that case...

I'm glad that you are so diligent about your duties.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I have much work to do.

Ahh!

[Bang bang]

[Whirring]

[Bang bang]

I can't work like this!

Robot, I'm going to take a break.

You may continue with your maintenance.

Breaks are inefficient.

Never mind that.

What?

[Static]

Oh! The lab.

[Click]

Robot!

Just what the heck is that supposed to be?

That is an ultrabot 4000 observation unit,

vital in communicating laboratory conditions to me.

While you were resting, I installed them throughout the lab.

Efficiency is up 73%.

73%, huh?

Well, next time, ask before installing new equipment.

Well, it's late. I'm turning in.

Sleep is inefficient.

That's what I have you for.

Good night, robot.

[Beeping]

Good night, Dexter.

[Glglglgl]

[Rat-a-tat]

[Echoing] Robot!

Uh, robot, I feel that you are overstepping certain boundaries.

Uh-oh.

Greetings, Dexter.

Welcome to my laboratory.

Um, excuse me, but did you say your

yes, Dexter. My laboratory.

While you slumbered,

I began an analysis of your primitive laboratory,

finding it to be highly inefficient.

I discovered that by salvaging useful components

and destroying obsolete ones,

I was able to create this tower

capable of performing functions

thousands of times greater than its predecessor,

rendering the former laboratory and its creator obsolete,

and all obsolete materials must be destroyed.

Ha ha! Well, then, it sounds like you've had a busy night.

I'll just unplug you for a little while, and you can get some rest.

I have created a monster!

I've got to destroy him.

I heard that.

His laboratory, eh?

We'll just see about that one.

Drat. What I need is a diversion,

something to draw their fire.

Dee Dee!

Oh, but Dee Dee is only around when I don't want her.

Oh, I certainly do have a lot of work to do,

and I do not wish to be disturbed!

I have no time to play now,

so many thingies to do.

Dee Dee: Hi, Dexter!

[Robots clicking]

Robot: Attention, new organism.

You are intruding in my laboratory.

Prepare to be destroyed.

Hey, Dexter! What are you doing way up there?

I am not Dexter. Dexter is obsolete.

I am ultrabot 2000.

Gee, Dexter, you look like Dexter.

Not Dexter. Ultrabot 2000.

Dexter is obsolete.

You sound like Dexter, too, Dexter.

Robot: Dexter is obsolete and must be destroyed.

I am omnibot, the most efficient life form in the universe.

Boy, you sure act like Dexter.

If you look like Dexter, sound like Dexter, and act like Dexter,

then you must be Dexter.

I am not Dexter. Dexter must be destroyed.

Whatever you say, Dexter.

Ok. See you later, Dexter.

Ultrabot: No, wait. Don't listen to her.

[Boom]

[Beeping]

[Machine dies]

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past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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