Original subtitles

Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment network and U.S. department of education

My name is Tyler Samuel Lee.

I am 6--i am 6 1/2,

and my birthday is November 10, 19--.

This episode is about Dexter,

that doesn't know

that his new neighbor is computress

with his brother mandark.

And computress

hates mandark, too,

because he wrecked his lab.

And...

And computress

had to rebuild it all alone.

And now...

Computress and Dexter teamed up...

To shrink mandark's head

into nothing with the shrinking ray...

And to get Dee Dee

to...

To have no spirit instead of a free spirit.

And Dee Dee--

and they--

and computress...

Wrote the love letter

to Dee Dee

that was signed "from mandark."

And the letter said that "I'll be in Dexter's lab,

and I love you."

And...

And, uh... And, well.

And Dexter said--

sent the letter from Dee Dee

to mandark that was signed "from Dee Dee"

that it said "I'll be in Dexter's lab,"

and...i will...

"I will kiss you when I get there."

And then they shrunk mandark's head.

Instead of shrinking it,

they grew it.

And...

And it was on top of the world.

It was bigger than the world.

Actually, it was as big as the world,

and the world sucked into--

and the world was shaped like mandark's head.

And...and, uh...

And computress made the shrinking ray,

and he accidentally put it on grow.

And Dexter said, "you are stupid

"because you made the shrinking ray

be on grow."

And then Dexter said,

"you are stupid! You are stupid!

And don't forget, you are stupid!"

Do mandark's book.

And then mandark said, "ha ha. Now I rule the world.

"Ha ha ha.

"Once I tried to get the top-secret plans.

"And I said,aha, these are the top-secret plans.

"Ha ha ha ha.

"Ha.

"And now I rule the world.

"Ha ha ha.

Ha ha."

"Ha."

And then Dexter said...

And then computress

put it accidentally on grow again.

And then mandark's head grew more.

Actually, it was so big,

it couldn't fit in the universe,

and then his head exploded.

And then Dexter said...

And when his head exploded,

there were millions of mandark's head all over the world.

And Dexter said, "you are stupid!

"I didn't want a lot of mandark's head,

and that's why..."

"And that's why you are stupid!

"You are stupid!

And don't forget, you are stupid!"

[Deep voice] The justice friends--

3 of earth's mightiest heroes,

joining forces under one roof...

[Wimpy voice] To face the challenge of everyday life.

Starring major glory,

valhallen,

and the infrangible krunk in...

[Deep voice] The justice friends.

Puppet pal Mitch, on TV: Hey, puppet pal clem,

I just heard the funniest joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Puppet pal clem: Lay it on me, puppet pal Mitch.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?

[Noisy crunching]

I don't know. What do you get

when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?

A bonk on the head.

[Yells]

Krunk tooth hurt!

Ow!

Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light?

Our friend krunk is in a terrible fright.

Aah!

Liberty's bell! Krunk is possessed by some intergalactic fiend

of unimaginable imagination.

Krunk tooth...

Hurt!

We must swiftly subdue our superfriend so he can disclose to us

the location of the tooth that aches him so.

But--

[gasping]

Yo, major, checketh this out.

The agony that doth befall our friend

is a bodacious chip jammed in his krunk's teethesins.

Yes! It is as I suspected all along--

the foreign object implanted in krunk's teeth

has caused krunk to have a toothache.

Yo, we must make haste

and taketh the infrangible one to the dentist.

No! The time for that has passed!

We must extract the evil that is imbedded in krunk's teeth

and rid him of the plague that pains him!

But doesn't thou think it wouldst--

valhallen, would you come here, please?

Didst thou call upon me?

Val, pal, who found the apartment?

Uh, you.

And who put the security deposit down?

You.

And who didI elect as your leader?

Uh, you.

[Quietly] Hmm. Ok. Then I'd guess

you should shut up and do what I say!

Valhallen: Should we go to the dentist now?

Major glory: No!

[Engine revving]

Valhallen: Shouldst we go to the dentistnow?

Major glory: ♪ no-o!

Passing Mars, Jupiter, pluto, Neptune.

Well, that should do it.

Should we go to the dentist now?

Enough of these conventional methods.

We must extract the tooth

with the powers that we use to crush the forces of evil

and uphold the ways of justice

and rid krunk of this mighty saga of pain

that pursues to plague him.

Valhallen, you're on.

[Fans cheering]

[Playing hard rock music]

[Cheering]

Rock on, valhallen.

[Playing continues]

[Snap]

Fans: Oh!

Stand back. The time has come

for lady Liberty's first son-- major glory...

[Clicking]

To step up and free you from the pain that your tooth has inflicted.

Behold,

the jaw of freedom!

[Eagle squawks]

Aah!

I'm sorry.

[Softly] Don't worry, old friend.

We'll battle side by side

for justice another day.

These shenanigans have gone on far too long. We are in need of assistance.

I, major glory...

[Clicking]

Must call upon the friends of justice--

white tiger!

[Roars]

Living bullet!

Phantone!

Miss spell!

Capital g!

The forces of good are no good.

Should not we have sendeth krunketh to the dentist?

No. I have a better plan.

Oh, my goodness!

The infrangible krunk has lost all his powers,

and one hit on the jaw will forever end

krunk's continuous onslaught on the forces ofevil.

Can this be true, krunk?

Now?

Yes, krunk. Now.

Yes.

Then let us hurry, valhallen, and leave krunk here alone,

defenseless against any attack of an evildoer,

while we seek help from a faraway place.

[Rumbling]

Look. The infrangible krunk has lost all his powers,

and one hit on the jaw would forever end

krunk's continuous onslaught on the forces of evil. Get him!

[Fighting]

Dude, we have to take krunk to the dentist.

You know, val, I've had just about enough

of you and this dentist business.

Are you what if threatening me? I am?

Then I have just one word for you.

Don't say it!

Dentist! Dentist! Dentist!

Dentist?

I have a toothache.

What kind of doctor should I go see?

A dentist.

Dentist? Krunk must go see dentist.

Mr. Krunk, the doctor will see you now.

Hello, krunk. Now, why don't you just lie back,

and we'll see what the problem is.

Krunk, can you tell me what sound sheep make?

Baa!

All done. Candy?

Well, kids, we've all had fun here today, haven't we?

But remember, dental hygiene is serious business.

You should see your dentist at least once a year.

That's right.

And remember, dentists are your friends.

And if you neglect your friends,

you could be in major pain.

Isn't that right, major glory?

Ri-i-i-ight!

Dee Dee: Hi!

Hi!

H...

Invisible forcefield helmet.

Dee Dee: "P, o,"

uh,

"n, y."

Yay! My Christmas list is all done.

Hey, there!

What are you doing to my computer?

I'm sending a list of all my wishes to Santa claus.

Santa claus?

Don't you know there is no such thing?

You are simply wasting your precious time, valuable electricity,

and computer space even thinking about such foolishness!

Ha! If there's no Santa claus,

then how do the presents get under the tree every Christmas morning?

Isn't it obvious?

Haven't you heard?

Sister, let me lay it on you.

Word!

[Snapping fingers]

[Drum beat playing]

♪ Ho-o-o!

♪ Dad dresses up in a Santa getup ♪

♪ and then he puts the car up on the rooftop ♪

♪ he makes the car look like a sleigh, dear ♪

♪ and mom dresses up just like a reindeer ♪

♪ she greases up dad so he slides down the chimney ♪

♪ and put all our presents around the tree ♪

♪ then mom pulls him up, and by-and-by ♪

♪ they drive down the roof and into the sky ♪

♪ you go to the window because you heard a little sound ♪

♪ and see Santa fly by before they all hit the ground ♪

♪ everybody say ho-o-o! ♪

Yeah! Ooh! Ho!

All right, knock it off. Give me that.

My microphone.

You're nuts. Everybody knows Santa claus is real.

He lives up in the north pole with a thousand happy elves,

working hard, making toys for me

and all of the other good little boys and girls.

So I don't know where you get this stuff about dad being Santa claus.

It just doesn't--hey!

Stupid Dee Dee-- "a thousand happy elves."

North pole, ha!

I will prove to her before this Christmas Eve is over

that my theory is correct.

[Clock ticking]

[Snoring]

[Hiccups]

[Snoring]

Elves.

[Siren]

Huh?

Ha ha. Yes, yes. Aha!

Welcome to the party, pops.

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho, ho!

All right,dad. The jig is up.

Ho?

Come on, dad, I know it is you!

Turn around!

Ho, ho. Ho, ho?

Yeah, yeah. Ho, ho, ho.

Now, come on, take off that beard so I can get a picture.

Ho, ho?

Ha ha. These pictures

will show Dee Dee how infantile her beliefs are.

[Bam] What?

Hey!

Ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho!

Hey!

Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Aah!

Ooh.

[Painfully] Ho, ho, ho, ho.

It's stuck on tight!

Huh?

Ho, ho, ho!

Dad?

Hmm.

Hello, father.

Leaving so soon?

[Buzzing]

All right, pappy,

how about a little electric shave?

[Snorting]

What? Mom!

Mom, it's ok. I figured it out a long time ago.

[Growling]

Mom, you got to learn to let things go.

I mean,

I am not going to be your little boy forever.

Ho, ho, ho?

Gotcha!

Time to stop pretending, mom!

Ho!

[Whimpering]

Mom?

Wow. These things are pretty real.

I'm impressed.

Oh!

[Angrily] Ho.

Ho, ho, ho!

Oh, no. They jumped off the roof.

Oh, but they are not going to get away from me.

Extreme science!

[Teeth chattering]

[Gasps]

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Hi, Santa!

Dexter: Come back here, dad!

Dexter?

Dexter!

Pops is really going all-out this year,

but I'll have to shoot him down to prove my theory!

[Laughing]

Ho, ho, ho.

Ho?!

Ho, ho, ho!

Those better not be my presents!

That's it, dad! You're going down.

Ho, ho! Ho?

Ho, ho, ho!

[Painfully] Ho...

Ho, ho.

Hold still, father!

Dexter's father: Dexter, what are you doing?

Shut up! Hold still! Ha ha! I've almost--

[razor shuts off]

Dexter, what have you done?

Um.

Ho!

[Painfully] Ho, ho, ho.

Dexter's mother: Just look at our Christmas tree!

[Sobbing]

Dexter.

And where the heck are my presents?

Dexter,

what do you have to say for yourself?

Well..

I'm sorry I ruined Christmas again,

but, um, isn't Christmas really

and, uh, uh, love and, uh, sharing and--

♪ oh, Christmas tree

♪ oh, Christmas tree

you blockhead, that's not what Christmas is about!

It's not? Then whatis

the presents.

Ho, ho, ho!

Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

enter at your peril

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee

♪ blows his experiments

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute