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[Engine revving]

Whoa, these country roads are something!

Hon, we made it to the campsite.

That's right, dear. We did.

Kids, we're going to set up camp.

That's right. We're going to set up camp.

Gee, I guess mom and dad love camping.

[Laughing]

[Dee Dee laughing]

Ok, time for quiet.

Camping is very much for your kind of people,

and your kind of people are stupid!

As for the smart kind of people like myself,

we do not need your fruity little forests.

We need to be surrounded by manly, high-tech laboratory equipment,

to invent and create!

What about Gregor mendel?

By studying tall and short pea plants in nature,

Gregor mendel discovered d.N.A.

I knew that! You did not have to remind me.

Hmm... But how did you know?

Anyway, mendel had a robot to go outside for him.

So you are just a silly little forest girl.

But please, have your little fun.

I am going home.

[Screaming]

[Thud]

Dexter?

I'm in a hole.

I don't think it's just a hole, Dexter.

Holy cow!

It's a really big footprint!

[Thoughts echoing] A really big footprint.

[Thinking] A big footprint times Dexter, boy genius,

plus the best high-tech photographic equipment,

equals the irrefutable photographic proof

of the legendary sasquatch.

The people will cheer!

On second thought, I will be staying.

Why don't you be a good girl and go play?

I have work to do.

Toodle-oo--

[crash]

Why is it taking so long?

I should have been famous a minute ago.

Hmm...I've got it!

I'll just use my inflatable lab

to catch that sasquatch.

For the genius on the go...

[Chirping]

[Ribbit]

[Ribbit]

[Sighs]

Know what, Mr. Frog?

Know what, Mr. Bird?

My feet hurt.

I'd better take off these gosh-forsaken boots.

[Sizzles]

[Sighs]

[Both laughing]

Ah! You must be a sasquatch.

I'll call you sassy.

Woof!

Finally!

At last, my greatest invention.

Now, to prove to the world

the existence of the legendary sasquatch.

This whole thing is just one big balloon.

[Hissing]

[Screaming]

Honey, what is it?

A giant bat.

What, here in the woods?

[Dexter screaming]

Come on, come on!

Sassy, what are your dreams?

Woof!

I think you're my best friend, sassy.

[Giggling]

[Laughing]

No more foul-ups.

Once again, I have created a world wonder,

with high-density tracking devices,

awesome defense mechanisms,

all-terrain maneuverability,

and, of course, a hi-fi stereo for personal enjoyment.

♪ In the mountains high

♪ in the mountains high

all this engineered into a perfect Land Rover,

cleverly disguised as a friendly forest bear.

[Roars mechanically]

You are mine, sasquatch.

It cannot be!

Here are 2 sets of tracks!

[Thinking] A mommy and a baby!

I'll sell the mommy to the zoo,

and I'll keep the baby as a pet.

[Laughing]

♪ La la la la la

[laughing]

[Crash]

I thought I said no more foul-ups.

Hey, bub! I said no more foul-ups.

Hmm...if the tracks stop at the tree,

it can only mean...

That they are up the tree!

The sasquatch!

Oh, my goodness! It's the baby!

Hi, Dexter!

Dee Dee, where is the baby?

Baby?

Yes, the baby sasquatch.

There is no baby sasquatch.

Well, then, whose prints are those with the large ones?

And I didn't guess this earlier?

So, how about coming down now?

Why?

Because I would like to take a picture of the sasquatch

for my scrapbook.

Liar!

Fine! Then I will burn the tree down.

I can't believe it.

Out of all the creatures in the forest!

Bear: I'm sorry.

Come with me, young man.

Dexter: Hey! Hey, wait! I am really a boy! A boy genius...

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

I am on a scientific quest! Leave me to my work.

Well, sassy, it's getting late.

I think it's time for me to go.

[Wailing]

Don't cry, sassy.

I love you, sassy.

Woof!

Gosh, Dee Dee. It's almost bedtime.

Where could your brother be?

[Laughing maniacally]

Dad, dad, dad!

Hey, everyone, Dexter's back.

Dad, dad!

Where have you been, champ?

Dad, dad! I have got irrefutable photographic proof!

Gee, son! Of what?

Of smokem the bear.

Gee, son. Everyone knows that smokem exists.

He does such a good job protecting the forest.

And remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

[Laughing]

Yeah.

[Nervous laughter]

[Giggling]

Dee Dee, stop!

Never ever run with scissors.

It is terribly dangerous.

You could trip and poke out an eye

or get stabbed in the neck

or worse.

So remember, kids, never run with scissors

or other sharp objects...

Unless you have proper scissors-handling equipment.