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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,396 Oh! Why, yes, I do have a big test today. 2 00:00:50,433 --> 00:00:53,453 And, of course, as every test-taker knows, 3 00:00:53,483 --> 00:00:57,023 there's one thing you cannot do without. 4 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,480 Why, it's no secret. 5 00:00:59,016 --> 00:00:59,376 A pencil. 6 00:00:59,416 --> 00:01:01,276 Anumber 7 00:01:01,316 --> 00:01:04,296 why, this baby has done me right all year. 8 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:09,053 I would not be caught dead in a test without this! 9 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,380 Boy: Force field, force field. 10 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:15,296 Force field, force field. 11 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,023 Hello, Douglas. 12 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:20,200 I saved your usual seat in the forward quadrant, old buddy. 13 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:22,283 Thanks, old buddy. 14 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:25,046 So, mordecai, are you fully prepared 15 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,253 for the trigonaculus test today? 16 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:30,223 If by that you mean, did I bringold lucky, then maybe 17 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:34,180 this your question. 18 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,176 [Dexter gasps] 19 00:01:36,216 --> 00:01:37,196 Dexter: Beautiful! 20 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:39,353 Look at the size of it! 21 00:01:39,383 --> 00:01:42,283 It must have seen a hundred tests! 22 00:01:42,316 --> 00:01:44,296 It's vintage 1990. 23 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:46,273 Good year! 24 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:50,200 [Laughing] 25 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:54,030 Nice hat, geek. 26 00:01:54,066 --> 00:01:57,316 Har har! Sticks and stones-- 27 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,420 look, Gwen. Dexter has a purse. 28 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:02,220 It is a manly backpack. 29 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,150 And you can tell by the official NASA patch. 30 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:07,453 Eh, I think I'll keep it anyhow. 31 00:02:07,483 --> 00:02:13,153 Go ahead. I have memorized every paragraph of info in those books 32 00:02:13,183 --> 00:02:15,303 in prep for the trig test. 33 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:16,383 Hey, Becky. 34 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,426 Don'tyou that test today, too? 35 00:02:18,466 --> 00:02:22,216 Why, yes, I believe I do. 36 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,220 Well, then, 37 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,450 you'll need a... 38 00:02:24,483 --> 00:02:26,433 Number 2 pencil! 39 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:29,176 Return that instrument! 40 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:30,216 It belongs to me. 41 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,220 Oh, yeah? Then come and get it, shrimp. 42 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,350 Gladly. 43 00:02:34,383 --> 00:02:36,003 [Yelling] 44 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:37,333 Becky, catch. 45 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,326 Oops! 46 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,346 [Kids cheering] 47 00:02:39,383 --> 00:02:41,383 Jump! Jump! Jump! 48 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:42,416 You go, Dexter! 49 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:45,220 You can get it! Jump! 50 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,420 Careful of the instrument! 51 00:02:58,283 --> 00:02:59,303 [Kids mumbling] 52 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:02,273 Kids: Oh, no! The back of the bus! 53 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:07,420 Just let it go, Dexter. Maybe you can use a pen. 54 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:09,170 [Sighs defiantly] 55 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,200 Kids: No, don't do it! 56 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:14,123 Don't do it, Dexter. It's not worth it. 57 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:17,050 It's too close tothe darkness. 58 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,283 This is ridiculous. 59 00:03:18,316 --> 00:03:21,376 I am not scared of some old superstition. 60 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:25,196 I am a man of science. This is bogus. 61 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:27,053 Boy, German accent: Oh, no, 62 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:27,473 it's true. 63 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,450 [Chomp] 64 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:31,053 I'll tell you just what happened. 65 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:34,403 Little Billy blumberg was just horsing about 66 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:37,483 and eating cookies. Mmm... 67 00:03:38,016 --> 00:03:39,246 Then bus hit a bump, 68 00:03:39,283 --> 00:03:42,023 and Billy spill his hot cocoa. 69 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,020 Mmm... 70 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,180 [Screaming] 71 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:45,126 Driver panic 72 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,066 and almost hit ice cream truck. 73 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:48,430 Mmm... 74 00:03:48,466 --> 00:03:51,066 Angry driver send Billy 75 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,430 to back of bus. 76 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,066 And Billy, his screams 77 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,470 melt with sound of hungry monster. 78 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 [Maniacal laughter] 79 00:03:59,033 --> 00:04:01,283 Girl: Nuh-uh, that's not what happened. 80 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:02,416 My mom knew Billy, 81 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:05,080 and I know what really happened. 82 00:04:05,116 --> 00:04:08,326 Girl, voice-over: Little Billy was a mean kid. 83 00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:10,346 Once he saw a cute spider, 84 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,003 and he smushed it. 85 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:15,203 With the spider's last breath, he called for help. 86 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:19,053 Thousands of tiny spiders came from nowhere 87 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,333 and wrapped him in a web 88 00:04:20,366 --> 00:04:23,216 and dragged him off to the back of the bus 89 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:28,070 to lay him before the giant spider queen. 90 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,050 [Screaming] 91 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:30,133 [Screaming] 92 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,196 Hey. 93 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:34,003 This fabrication is totally unsubstantiated. 94 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:36,223 I'll fill you in on the real incident. 95 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,470 There he was, in the back of the bus, 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,080 minding his own business, 97 00:04:40,116 --> 00:04:43,026 when an inter-dimensional time lord opened a hole 98 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:45,076 in the space-time continuum. 99 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:46,046 Hi. 100 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,183 [Gurgling noises] 101 00:04:47,216 --> 00:04:50,396 Little Billy held onto his seat as long as he could, 102 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:55,273 but a bipolar tachyon vortex sucked him into a time egg. 103 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,270 [Screaming] 104 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,200 Oh, please! 105 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,223 This is all superstition. 106 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,080 None of this is proven. 107 00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:07,266 A simple scientific investigation will solve this. 108 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:10,050 [Roaring from back of bus] 109 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,370 Gwen: What's the matter, pipsqueak? You scared? 110 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,080 This is ridiculous. 111 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,126 I'm going in! 112 00:05:21,183 --> 00:05:22,233 Dexter's log. 113 00:05:22,266 --> 00:05:25,166 Various school supplies seemed to be cocooned 114 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,150 in this strange, sticky pink goo. 115 00:05:29,183 --> 00:05:30,323 [Rumble] 116 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:31,450 Aah! 117 00:05:33,116 --> 00:05:34,066 [Roaring] 118 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,320 [Roaring] 119 00:05:35,350 --> 00:05:37,400 Aah! 120 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:40,023 Here. You dropped this. 121 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:42,476 Hey there, youngster. Name's bill. 122 00:05:43,016 --> 00:05:45,296 You are little Billy blumberg? 123 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,083 Well, that's right, little chap. 124 00:05:47,116 --> 00:05:49,376 Of course, no one calls me "little" no more. 125 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:52,046 Wha-what are you doing back here? 126 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:56,223 Ho ho! Heck, that happened way back when I was about your age. 127 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,070 Oh, I just fell asleep 128 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,470 with my chewing gum in my mouth. It fell out, stuck my hair to the chair. 129 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,050 I struggled to get free, 130 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:02,233 and my shoe flew off, and it broke the light. 131 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:04,366 Of course, the more I struggled, the more I got stuck. 132 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,270 And I've been here for 30 years. 133 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,400 Huh? 134 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:11,473 And how have you been surviving all these years? 135 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,280 Well, I guess I was pretty lucky that my shoe flew off 136 00:06:14,316 --> 00:06:15,996 'cause then my toenails could grow out, 137 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:18,203 and then when scraps of food would roll to the back, 138 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,153 I could rake 'em in. 139 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:20,083 I'll tell you, 140 00:06:20,116 --> 00:06:22,116 you kids eat the worst junk. 141 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,130 Mmm. Chocolate. 142 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:26,026 So, did you come to rescue me, big guy? 143 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:29,996 Uh, yeah. I suppose I could cut you free. 144 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:31,453 With my laser pen. 145 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:32,383 Oh, yeah. 146 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:33,476 Feels good. 147 00:06:34,016 --> 00:06:36,996 Oh, I don't know how I could ever repay you. 148 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,216 Kids, 149 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:43,070 I'd like you to meet little Billy. 150 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,100 Hey, kiddos! 151 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:46,023 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 152 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:51,180 Dexter: And Billy, I'd like you to meet Becky and Gwen. 153 00:06:51,216 --> 00:06:52,096 Hi. Hi. 154 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:53,333 Billy: Pleased to meet ya. 155 00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:56,296 Dexter: They're the two, bill. 156 00:07:00,216 --> 00:07:01,176 Even? 157 00:07:01,216 --> 00:07:02,116 Even. 158 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:03,220 Hey! No, wait! 159 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,380 I never got my pencil back! 160 00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:07,026 Pencil? 161 00:07:07,066 --> 00:07:09,346 You know, you raked it in right before I found you. 162 00:07:09,383 --> 00:07:12,073 Oh! Uh...That wasn't a licorice stick? 163 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,130 Licorice! Mmm. 164 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:19,316 [Laughing] 10155

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