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- Previously on

"Below Deck Med"...

- That's what

I'm talking about.

- No.

- I'm pretty sure Wes

is moving in on Malia.

I'm not too happy about it.

- Nice to see you.

- Lauren and I had

a short little fling.

- What?

- You lied and now

you're kinda saying

you didn't lie.

- Do you understand

how stupid this is?

- Thanks for your support,

Lauren.

Why don't you go f--- Ben?

- It's just so unfair

that this is happening to me.

Bobby's able

to continue laughing,

and I'm sinking into,

like, a dark hole.

- Primary charter member,

Mr. Skin.

- You're watching "Naked News."

- Don't stand there

and watch me.

Go find something else to do.

- Have her speak for one another

in terms of the way we--

speaking.

- The thing with chefs,

you need to take accountability

for your mistakes.

- I would expect her,

as a chief stew,

to have my back.

- Pulling anchor up.

[clanking]

- What was that?

- [sighs]

- Oh, sh--, look at that, bro.

- Is it wrapped?

- Up and it's underneath

the bow, all in one big group.

- So obviously,

we're having a few issues

with the anchor chain.

I'm gonna get an attendant

to take you guys

back to Split.

- F---.

- What' were doing

isn't working.

- This is a nightmare.

F---.

- They may have to cut

the anchor chain,

and now that's weeks

without a job.

- I am scared sh--less

'cause the last person

I wanna see hurt is Wes.

- Stop holding--

- Let it go, let it go.

- Oh, sh--.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

- Try the other loop.

- Sh--.

- [grunts]

- This is wild, huh?

- Yeah.

- [sighs] This is so tight.

Oh, man.

- It's holding--

- We just got

this last little bit.

- Oh, man.

- Holy sh--.

- Yes!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yes!

- Is that cheers

of anchors coming up?

- We're good to go!

- Is that the anchor up?

- Yeah, we're in.

[all cheering]

- [laughs] Good job, guys!

- Thank God.

- Took us nine hours.

- Wes, great job down there.

- You're amazing.

I have a new appreciation

for you.

- Thank you, Captain.

Appreciate it.

- Wes is a rock star boatswain.

Watching Wes today untangle

the anchor and take charge

was pretty attractive.

- It's time to pull the ribs

out of the oven.

- Is that what we're having?

- Do you like it?

[laughs]

- But I'm also

attracted to Adam.

Like, of course the two guys

I'm kind of into are roommates.

- Okay, I'm going in gear.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Attention all crew,

we need to hurry back to port

and turn this boat around

for our next charter.

- Tender is at full tow.

both: Whoo!

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Probably have four

on the bar.

We've got Max at midships

and myself and Malia

on the stern.

2 meters.

1 meter till touching fender.

- 1 meter.

- Hey, that's cool.

Make it off there.

- Smooth parking.

- Thanks for getting us

in here safely.

- Let's meet in the main salon.

♪ ♪

All right,

so it was very stressful

because all I can think about

is the client.

A new crew that had never,

ever experienced this before.

So it was challenging.

There really is no reason why we

have to be rude to each other.

The line, will it

pull up the anchor?

- You wanna pull the anchor

with this line?

- Yes.

- That will not happen.

- So for me, it's about

being considerate of others

during a lot of pressure.

- My emotions

got the best of me

during this anchor situation.

And I need to work on that.

And I'm just glad that Captain

Sandy didn't call me out.

- So anyway, I want to show you

how much money we got.

Which was $17,000.

$1,500 apiece.

- Whoo! That's awesome.

- And it's already in bundles,

so we don't have to count it.

- Yay!

- Perfect.

We chalk this up

for experience,

and we just press forward

and we don't look back.

You guys can go out

and have some fun.

- Thanks, Captain.

- That was a generous tip.

- Han?

- Yeah?

- That's 100% okay.

- Okay.

- Dude, you got a zip

on your shirt, eh?

- It's when I want to just

release a bit of thigh.

- [laughs] Wait.

I don't need an ID?

- Malia might need an ID.

Got that baby face.

The more time

I spend with Malia,

the more time I wanna

spend with Malia.

- Okay, bye, guys!

- Oh, yeah.

- Big hug.

[all speaking at once]

- Have fun.

- Bye, Bugsy.

[upbeat dance music]

- Whoo! Feels so good

to be on land.

- Let's go and get a drink.

- Oh, sick.

- Whoo!

- Oh, this is chill.

- Ooh, I like the devil man.

- Good choice, everyone.

- That looks f---ing disgusting,

but hey, send it over.

- Hey!

- That smells like vodka.

- Cheers to the deck crew

for kicking ass today.

- Cheers!

- Yeah.

- You!

- Another charter down.

- Whoo!

- To the Skin.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Mr. Skin!

- Maybe you finish that off.

- Here, you want

some Red Bull in there?

- Okay, we'll go 50/50.

- Can you whistle?

[whistles]

- Can you do this?

[farting with hands]

Now, that took about

two weeks of practice.

- Not with my hands.

[both laugh]

- Malia is really cute,

but my number one rule

is never be with the crew.

- I can't do

the loud one, though.

[whistles]

- How's this beer?

- You wanna try it?

- I like it.

- It's so good.

- Wow, it's really good.

- I can even do, like,

"Mary Had a Little Lamb."

[farting with hands]

- So, Malia...

- [farting with hands]

- ♪ Malia ♪

- When she--she starts

chucking around those eyes.

It's like, Jesus Christ.

- I know.

- We have Bobby, Adam.

Wes is joining in the race

for Malia.

I can't blame them.

She's adorable.

- It doesn't really seem like

there's anyone but Max

on board that's

not interested in Malia.

- ♪ Malia, Malia ♪

- I'm not the hook-up kinda guy,

so that might work out.

- I don't know if it's Malia

or if it's the time in my life,

but I'm sick of not

having a girlfriend.

Sick of not having

someone to share

these incredible

experiences with.

- Guys, how do you feel about

going back to the boat?

all: Yes!

- Whoo!

- I got a boat.

Get me out of here,

get me out of here.

[laughter]

- Ahh!

- Let's make it loud

in the galley.

- Let's get in the galley

and cook sh--.

- Cool people get

what they want.

♪ ♪

- Come on, cheers.

It's just, like,

let the better man win.

It needs sauce, though.

Let's get some sauce for it.

- Ooh!

[laughter]

- Really?

- Really.

- Really?

- Bye.

- Okay.

I don't like conflict

'cause I was a really big bitch

in high school.

And I was really,

really mean to people.

And I went through, like,

a serious depression.

Like, I found myself alone,

with no one to trust.

And I just decided, like,

that's not the way

I wanna live my life.

- [clears throat]

- It's 1:11.

- Shh.

Bugsy's in bed.

Remember?

- Aww.

- What--is that sriracha?

- Yeah.

We're putting it--you want to--

- Hi, Malia.

- Are there more mashed potatoes

somewhere?

- Um, yes.

- Mashed potatoes

with sriracha, mmm.

- It's true.

- Mmm, mmm.

- Can I just give you a hug?

I really wanna just hug you.

Mm.

I'm tired of feeling upset

and left out.

Bobby's a good guy.

I just--I really hope

that he can forgive me.

Are you--

- I'm sorry.

- Can we get over this?

- Mm-hmm.

- Please? Thank you.

- I can forgive it,

but I won't forget it.

[laughs]

- Mmm, mmm.

- It'll blow your mind, girl.

I'll make you some gravy

one of these days.

- Mm-hmm.

- I have titty cakes,

if you're interested.

- I shaped those.

- You basically made

all those cakes last time.

- Malia's a rock star.

In case you haven't noticed.

- I'm starting to notice.

- Adam and Wes are both

very different.

Angel and devil. [laughs]

[laughter]

I'm not looking

to get in a relationship.

I'm just here to work,

and you know, have fun.

This is so good.

- Oh, yeah.

You can do whatever you want.

- I'm switching between

ice cream and mashed potatoes. potatoes.

No big deal.

- It's all yours, girl.

- Double dipping. Oh, Malia.

- I think it's time for Wes

to head to bed.

- Ohh.

- All right.

- Peace, yo.

- Bedtime?

- Good night, you guys.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed, too.

- Good night!

- All right, bro,

I'm gonna take a shower,

go to bed.

All right, man. Good night.

- [snoring]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Come on, sunshine.

- Are we uncovering?

- Yep.

- Hannah, Wes, and Adam,

meet me in the crew mess.

- How you doing, bro?

- Hear we're about to

learn new things

about new people.

- This is a one-day charter.

- All righty.

- Primary guest Eden

is chartering this yacht

for his girlfriend Evva

and their close friends

to celebrate a few milestones

happening in their lives.

- Two birthdays,

a tenth wedding anniversary...

- I see cakes.

- And an engagement.

- I see more cakes in my future.

- Evva would like to have

a Croatian dinner.

- Holy guacamole!

No allergies

or medical conditions.

- No allergies.

- It is a miracle.

Hallelujah!

Whoo!

What I'm gonna have to do

is just go walk the street

real quick,

do a quick seasonal run.

And I'll knock their socks off.

- So their itinerary requests:

all water toys,

including snorkeling,

paddle boarding and Jet Skiing.

And then we have

some weather coming.

- Precipitation, 24 knots

is just pumping with wind.

- I want everyone ready,

in your uniforms, 7:00.

After the anchor fiasco,

how will I adjust

if the crew don't understand?

I just want to slap 'em

up against the head.

[claps] Pay attention.

Come on, you can do this.

Focus. You know,

'cause a lot of 'em act like

they're, like, five years old.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Whoo!

- Oh, it went down.

- Go, go, go,

it's an emergency.

- F---!

- Go, go, go, go.

- And later...

- You think you could, uh...

- He's my boss.

Oh, God.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How are you holding up?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

- I'm just, like--

my gran's funeral's tomorrow.

And I'm not gonna make it home.

- Yeah.

- So it's just

coming to terms with that.

I've just gotta get through it.

- Thank you.

- All crew,

let's get into our whites.

♪ ♪

- Damn, bro.

- That was about

as quick as it gets, isn't it?

- I know, dude.

- Let's do this.

Round three.

- Here they come.

Look sharp.

- There's the boat.

- Ohh.

- Hello!

- Hi.

- Hi, how are you?

- I'm Captain Sandy.

- Danny.

- Welcome aboard.

Captain Sandy.

- Suzanne.

- I'm Bobby.

These charter guests

look completely normal.

And that's okay,

but I was kinda getting used

to naked boobies running around.

- Welcome.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Okay, guys.

Come onboard.

all: Wow.

- Oh, wow.

- Look at the sink.

- Wow!

- Here we have the main salon.

- This is home.

[laughter]

- Careful, Malia,

it's kinda heavy.

- I'll take you up

to the top deck.

- This must be the bar.

Oh, no, it's a gym.

Sorry, I always that confused.

- I think so.

- These two obviously

go together.

- So through here,

we have the master.

- Oh, my.

- So Cathy, Suzanne, Deanna.

- I don't even try.

- Michael--

- All three cabins are double,

so you guys

can fight between yourselves

about who wants what.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna bring you

the cheese plate to munch on.

Then we're gonna be dropping

anchor outside of Stari Grad.

And then we're gonna get

all the water toys

so you guys can

start having fun.

Then lunch at a winery

in Stari Grad.

Anything else?

both: Espresso martini.

- I'll have a cosmo, please.

- Sure.

- Great, thank you.

- Lauren, what's your location?

- I'm in the laundry room.

- Can I get one cosmo

and one espresso martini,

please?

- Yeah, sure.

- Let me know what you think.

- Lovely.

- Perfect. Enjoy it.

- Thank you very much.

- She makes a great cosmo.

You wanna try a sip?

- Oh, my goodness, that is good.

- Isn't that good?

- Deck crew, deck crew,

we're ready to go.

- Let's go get off this dock.

- Bow to stern.

- Just got the breast

and stern left.

- Clear.

- Okay.

- Your stern is clear to swing.

- Thank you.

- Good-bye, Split.

- It's just gorgeous.

- Is this the one

with Kahlúa in it?

- No Kahlúa.

Just vodka and espresso.

- Great.

- Perfect.

- Thank you so much.

- Let me know what you think.

[laughs]

If it's too strong--

- Mmm, it's perfect.

♪ ♪

- First impressions?

- Sweet. Lovely.

- San Diego, baby.

- For sure?

both:

All the way from California.

- Yeah.

- You live in a beautiful place.

- We do.

- [laughs]

- Everyone there

is just like, whatever,

I'll go to work eventually.

- [laughs]

Sounds like me.

- Ah, that's unfortunate.

- Luggage is good to go down?

- Yeah, please. Thanks.

- Starboard forward.

- Starboard forward?

both: Starboard forward.

- The rest are masters.

- Lauren?

- Yeah?

- In the future,

radio me and check

before heading into laundry

so in case there's

stuff up there

with the guests that we need.

- Yeah.

It gets a little awkward,

'cause you're on the guest tour.

So I'm like, uh, what do I do?

- Yeah.

Well, just check

with Bugs, then.

- Okay.

It's really important

for me to prove myself

to Hannah.

'Cause I'm definitely

a people pleaser.

And I think one of my weaknesses

is I care too much

about what other people

think about me.

- Spiced gouda--

- Croatian?

- Croatian.

- Mm-hmm.

- This is bresaola.

- Okay, and bresaola.

- And that is pâté.

- Perfect.

What I'm gonna do is,

I'm gonna write down

exactly what is being drunk,

because, like,

Mike's got a preference of just

drinking his espresso martini.

Not Kahlúa.

It's just espresso and vodka.

- Okay.

- I'm starting to think,

Bugsy is reading my mind.

She's two steps ahead.

She knows what I want.

With Hannah, I gotta ask her.

- Knocked these out

the ballpark.

- You!

- There we go.

- Oh, beautiful.

- The guests are

extremely mellow

and down-to-earth.

And maybe

a lot more conservative,

compared to our previous guests.

- Might wanna

tweak the nipples a bit.

- [sighs] Sigh of relief.

Enjoy.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- These are the fabulous five.

- I love it.

Say "vacay"!

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

- She's English too, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Contract of what?

- Like stripping or ballet?

- Um...

[laughter]

I miss my chick all the time.

She has a massive smile,

huge teeth.

Big eyes, blonde hair.

Straight ten.

I was quite lucky

in this scenario.

You know, like, all that stuff.

- Like a go-go dancer?

- Yeah, is that what

you call 'em?

- All righty, it's anchor time.

Malia, you ready?

- Yeah. I wanna always

reach for more.

I wanna be the captain.

I'm a very studious person.

And Wes is a great leader.

Disengaged, so engage.

Then I take the safety off,

then the break.

- Then drop walk it down.

- On it.

- And let it ride.

- It's pretty sexy, you know?

I like being taught

something new.

Standing by on anchor, Captain.

- Thank you.

- Anchor is ready.

- Okay, go ahead and drop it.

- That's one check on the water.

- Lock it down.

Good anchor drop.

- Let's get 'em in the water.

- Ready.

♪ ♪

- Easy, easy, easy, easy.

- Can't you tow them

with that tender?

If they wanna do the banana or--

- Yeah, of course. Easy.

- You wanna be on

a banana, baby? [laughs]

both: Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Ow.

[woman screams]

- She said go faster?

♪ ♪

- The weather is coming in,

and we need to depart

as soon as possible.

- Okay, copy.

Deck crew, best start

packing up the water toys.

- Whoo! [laughs]

[splashing]

- Oh, they went down.

- Oh, f---.

- Oh, sh--.

- Oh, my God.

- Go, go, go, go.

It's an emergency.

Go, go, go, go!

- Oh, my God,

she got hurt.

- Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy,

we got a guest down.

- What happened?

[dramatic music]

- [laughs]

[splashing]

Oh, they went down.

- Oh, sh--.

- Go, go, go, go.

It's an emergency.

Go, go!

- Oh, my God. She got hurt.

- Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy,

we got a guest down.

We need a first aid kit.

- What happened?

- They fell off of the banana

and I think

they might have hit heads.

- F---ing sh--.

I can't leave the bridge

because we're dragging anchor.

Just get the first aid kit.

- Do you think she's in

a bit of shock?

- I don't know.

- Is she okay?

- All right,

quick couple questions.

Do you know what year it is?

- You know where you're at?

- Perfect.

Let's go around this way.

- She's shaking a bit.

I'll get her a Coke, okay?

- She needs to sit down.

- Just needs to sit down.

- You okay?

- Yeah. My ribs are, like--

I feel like my ribs

were crushed.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

I thought the worst,

so I go into firefighter mode.

And I wanna impress Captain

Sandy, I wanna impress Wes,

I wanna impress Malia.

- Bobby, thank you.

- Of course.

- As a kid growing up,

my parents never let me

around bananas.

- No, me either, actually.

- Yeah. My parents were just

like, no banana ever.

- Deck crew,

we're dragging anchor.

Please move the stuff away

from the swim platform.

- We're still working

on getting our guest

off the swim platform, here.

She's injured, so--

- I'm dragging anchor,

so I don't have a choice.

You gotta move the toy.

The wind's picked up.

- Yeah, please,

if I could get someone

down here on

the swim platform, please.

- Line clear.

- Just pull it in.

- All right, Captain,

all toys are onboard.

We're just getting

the wave runner on now.

- Thank you.

- Nice job, deck crew.

- Anchor coming up.

- Thanks for saving her, guys.

Appreciate it.

- No problem.

- Good job.

- I think I might send Bugs

with you today.

- That'd be nice.

- Hello, hello.

- Bugs?

- Yes, Hannah?

- It might be nice for you

to go with Adam today.

- What do you think?

- That sounds cool.

- Take a little stroll

into town.

- Yeah.

- Maybe we can grab a coffee

if there's time.

- Yeah.

- Bugs has been amazing,

so I definitely wanna

give her the opportunity

to chill out a little bit.

- I'm so excited.

- Okay, guys.

Get ready to dock.

- Copy that.

- What's my distance

off the bow?

- We're at about 10 meters

to the dock on the bow.

- Fenders on the bow

need to come down.

- Copy that.

- This is talent.

- We are touching fenders.

Jeez, these lines

are too heavy.

- Come on, guys, get the stern

line out of the water.

I never want a line

in the water. Ever.

It's yachting 101.

You don't drop the stern line

in the water while

the captain's maneuvering.

It could get caught

in the prop.

Next thing you know,

I smash the dock.

I screw the prop.

- All right, Captain.

All lines are sure.

We've got some good tension

on the stern.

And our springs are tight.

- Okay. Thank you.

[knock at door]

So are you okay?

- If you need anything, pick up

your phone and call the bridge.

- Thanks for checking on me.

- Okay. All right.

- That's so sweet of you.

- Okay.

- Lauren, I'm gonna chain your

hands to that ironing board.

- I'm almost done.

I'm almost done.

Look, I have

two more rings to do.

- Good.

- I'm really easily distracted.

- I can tell.

- Don't you worry.

Go relax, girl.

- Do you mind me speaking to you

for two seconds?

- Yeah, of course.

- I was just wondering,

you know, if you're away,

if you wouldn't mind me stepping

in to call her out on something

if I see it happening.

- Yeah, no, no, no.

Of course.

- She's gonna need, like,

a good talking-to

every now and again.

- I know. Bugs has had

management experience,

so I have total faith in her

whipping Lauren into shape

and allowing me to step off

a little bit.

Awesome.

- Thanks.

- Have a great time.

- Anything you want us

to bring back?

- A nice husband, maybe?

- I'll work on that.

[laughter]

- I just love the architecture.

- Whoo!

- Oh, this is beautiful.

Is this where we're going?

- Beautiful.

all: Yay!

- Adam, are you ready?

Should we go?

- Yeah.

- Let's go.

Feels so good to be

off the boat.

- You know, just a little sun.

- Oh, look at--

this is old-school.

- Excuse me, sir,

you don't happen to have

any fresh fish, do you?

- Oh, wow.

- Oh, that's what

I'm talking about.

- Ohh.

- This is as fresh as it gets,

right there.

The inspiration for me

as a yacht chef

comes from following

the culture.

It's good to have you around.

You see this big boat here?

- Yeah.

- Bring it by.

- Yes, I'm going to.

- Thank you so much.

We'll see you soon, all right?

- Nice to meet you.

- Thank you!

- Thanks again.

- Bon appétit.

- Bon appétit.

- Round five.

Cheers, cheers.

- We're not having dinner

anytime early, are we?

[laughter]

- You know Matthew McConaughey?

- Mm-mm.

- Well, he's always like, "All

right, all right, all right."

- Who's that?

- "All right, all right,

all right."

- [laughs]

- Malia just blatantly

disregards me.

I just think she doesn't want

any part of me

because of all the drama

that happened in the past.

You f---ing cock block me.

You say, oh,

Bobby's not worth it.

I feel completely alone

right now.

Oh, God.

- "Failure to Launch,"

"Magic Mike" and "Fool's Gold."

- Of course I know

who Matthew McConaughey is.

- Oh, jeez.

- Really?

- Like, come on, guys.

- "Magic Mike" is what

you're gonna go with?

"Lincoln Lawyer."

- I started with

"Failure to Launch."

That's not a bad one.

- Aw. Oh, he's so cute.

- This is not a good hose.

[both laughing]

- You don't think you're gonna

do it for life?

- This yachting thing?

- Yeah.

- No, I can't.

I'm missing that

love aspect in my life.

- Yeah.

Thanks for being so strong,

you know,

with your grandma dying

and everything, that's--

- Thank you.

- The way you're going about it

is the most professional thing.

The eager beaver Bugs

that I initially found

kind of annoying...

- Do we need this?

- I don't know. Stupid questions

get harsh answers.

Is actually

really pleasant.

It's obvious you and I

are gonna be working

really well together

this season.

- Yeah.

- I'm pumped about that.

- Should we get back

to the boat?

- Let's do it.

- I'm ready to do service now.

- Okay, I'm gonna go down

for my break.

- Ooh. Back to work.

- Okay, I'm gonna go down.

Just call me if you need me.

- Okay.

- [speaking foreign language]

- This town looks so cool.

- Yeah, I'd love

to walk around here.

Maybe we'll just sneak out.

- Looks like our guests

have met the neighbors.

- We are bringing

the party onboard.

- [speaking foreign language]

- Oh, they're inviting

guests over. All right.

All crew, all crew,

we've got the guests

returning back to the boat.

Looks like they've got

ten plus guests

coming onboard now.

Stand by.

- I hope you don't mind,

I've brought some friends.

- We have eight charter guests

plus an extra ten.

And one stewardess.

Like, oh, sh--.

- Come on, welcome aboard.

- Coming up...

- $350 per person for the tip.

- I have to say no.

- Are you f---ing kidding me?

Hey, no, no, no, wait.

- This is awkward as f---.

- And later...

I'm not gonna let Wes

take her.

- I hope you don't mind,

I've brought some friends.

- Welcome aboard.

- Shoes off, in the basket.

- This is magic. Voila.

- Party.

- These are my people.

- I see that.

We wanna party.

- Does that mean round of shots?

- I guess.

- Sure.

- I'm finally not in laundry,

and I have

eight charter guests,

plus an extra ten.

Hannah and Bugs

are both on break,

and it's just overwhelming.

- Can we have espresso martinis?

- Absolutely.

But this is my time to shine.

- We're gonna go to the roof.

- Oh, perfect, yes.

- Hey, man.

- Yo.

- I know this is not

your department.

Do you know

where the beers are?

- Of course. Right here.

Why are they asking the chef

for drinks?

There's three stewardesses.

That's six hands

to make cocktails.

That's all you need

to be doing right now.

- Cheers.

- Enjoy.

- Thanks, man.

- Lauren, how you doing?

- No, I'm fine.

- I feel like

she should be awake right now.

And you're by yourself?

- Yep. I got it.

Here we are. Cheers.

- That's pretty big.

[knocking at door]

- Yeah.

She's, like, freaking out.

- Yeah, I'm coming right now.

- Okay. Thanks.

You're the chief stew.

They need to see your face.

Get the f--- up out of bed.

- Just espresso with vodka.

- You got it.

- Thank you.

[laughter]

- [speaking foreign language]

Let's go to the bar.

- They need drinks?

- I think so.

They're coming in

for drinks right now.

- Okay, cool.

- I'm trying to show Hannah

that I can be trusted with more

than just laundry.

And now Adam goes

to wake her up for this.

Cool, thanks, Adam.

- Do you mind if I use

this board for one second?

- No, go ahead. We'll be taking

this out in just a minute, okay?

Are you about ready?

- Are you asking me or Hannah?

- I'm talking to you.

- Yeah.

- That attitude needs to go.

- I hope you guys are hungry.

We have a little snack

coming out for you in a moment.

- Oh, okay.

- Go, go, go, go, go.

- Please, please, please.

- Thank you.

- We have lemon, mango

and strawberry sorbet here.

- Thank you.

- Are you having a good time?

- Oh, my God.

The time of my life.

- Good.

- Of course.

- Ready?

- This is a lot.

This could go anywhere.

- Oh, that was going in!

- Whoa!

What sucks is there's

a drastic change

between Malia

and I's relationship.

I gotta be careful.

I'll sh-- my pants.

- I'm not even kidding, I sh--

my pants six times last year.

- Was it rolling down your leg?

I wanna have fun on deck

and go back to what we were

when we first met.

- Ohh, good job, team.

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Hi, guys. Shots?

- What are these?

- It's a custom shot.

We decided it was

a Croatian sensation today.

- Whoo!

- We are celebrating

a wedding anniversary.

He can't remember the date.

- But we're still celebrating.

- Cheers.

♪ ♪

- Mmm.

- Are you guys leaving?

- We're gonna do

a group picture.

- All right. One, two, three.

both: Nice to meet you too.

- Safe travels.

Have a great time.

- Sounds like they're leaving.

- See you, buddy.

- Nice meeting you.

- So enter the menu,

and I'll go and print it out.

- Right. First course,

tomato salad,

macerated red onions.

We're doing a Croatian-themed

dinner tonight.

Third course, grilled fish.

Seafood is huge here.

When there's no restrictions,

I'm at my best.

- Bobby?

- Yeah.

- You're good at this toga

business, aren't you?

- I've done one once or twice.

- These guests are celebrating

two birthdays,

a ten-year anniversary,

an engagement.

Even I've forgotten

the rest of them.

But I always feel like

when people put this much stuff

on a preference sheet,

they're going,

"You make sure we have

the time of our lives."

- [laughs] You think highly

of yourself.

- [laughs]

- So I've got this cake to make.

And, you know, I made

a nice buttercream frosting.

- Buttercream?

- Key to your heart?

Am I getting closer?

- [laughs] Yes.

- You!

- Adam's intriguing.

But the last guy I dated

was my captain.

And it was one of those things

where it's really fun,

but you know it's not

gonna last.

- You're looking like you're

losing weight, actually.

- It's the black outfit.

- Oh, that's all.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Which goes to say,

"You are cordially invited

"to a Mediterranean feast.

Wear this toga--"

- Nice.

- How do you feel about togas?

- Togas. I'm in.

- Sweet.

- Toga party.

- Get in it, boy.

- Placemats out.

- [laughs]

- Do you mind just staying out

of this area for an hour?

- Oh, no. No problem.

- Thank you so much.

- Can you rub my shoulder,

right here?

- Pardon?

- Can you rub my shoulder?

- Rub your shoulder.

- Right here.

♪ ♪

- Eh, sometimes.

- Oh, my God.

It's my ironing arm.

- I like the gold.

- Okay.

I love that.

It looks lovely.

- Wow.

- Perfect.

- Yeah.

- You can always count on Bugs.

- Beautiful.

- We like it

when sh-- looks lush.

- Ciao.

- Looks good, Bugs.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- How about some gold

around your neck?

- What do you think,

I'm Sicilian.?

- Perfect. Oh, you girls

look so fantastic.

You guys

and your beautiful togas.

- Okay, you guys can be seated

for dinner when you're ready.

- Rock and roll, baby.

- Where am I sitting?

- Wherever you like.

- This is very nice.

- This is gorgeous.

- You've done an incredible job

laying this out.

- This is beautiful.

- Thank you.

- You may not wanna

mix that red wine.

- Oh, it's the same bottle, no?

- Ah, no.

It's a different bottle.

- I'll--I'll confirm

it's the same bottle, but--

- No, no, you're good.

You're--

- $700 a bottle.

- I'm kidding.

You gave me nothing but grief.

I've gotta pay you back.

You're like a little sister.

A little smack and--

- [laughs]

- Can you poke your head

in there and see

what the story is, please?

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm not getting a lot

of communication here.

- Well, here's a toast.

To health and to wealth

and that's all I can

think about right now.

So cheers.

- Yeah.

- So she's nearly finished

with the wine.

- So we're going.

- Yeah.

[laughs]

- Thank you.

- To start with, we have

a macerated salad

with cherry tomatoes,

pickled cucumber,

and toasted bread.

Bon appétit.

- Everything I like

in a salad, right here.

♪ ♪

- Do you need lemon juice

for anything?

- Yeah, I do, actually.

- Yeah?

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Do you know where Lauren is?

- She's hiding in the bilge.

- [sighs]

There she is.

How you doing?

- Good, I just finished.

- Are you happy for us

to clear, Adam?

Yeah, rock 'n roll.

- Here we go, boys. We got it.

- Things we do for a tip.

- Might as well be

a f---ing stripper.

- I am sexy. Remember that.

I feel like such

a piece of meat.

- Can we have

some cabernet, please?

- Yes, of course.

- Thank you.

- After this, I'm going straight

to Betty Ford.

- Yeah, really.

♪ ♪

- You're talking about me

hiding in the bilge.

If I'm not in here doing dishes,

I'm most likely

working my ass off

somewhere else on the boat.

- What are you talking about

right now?

- For your information,

I was just around the corner,

though, I heard.

- Oh, you caught me

red-handed.

- I'm here to work hard

and be a part of the team.

But I feel like people think

I'm completely incompetent.

So I'm just not myself,

and I think everyone can tell.

- Okay.

Salt, sage and go.

Boo-yah.

♪ ♪

- For your main course tonight,

you have a local

grilled sea bass

with asparagus

and a mustard dill sauce

with crispy sage.

- Well, thank you so much.

- Bon appétit.

- Mmm.

That's really

perfectly cooked, look.

- Absolutely beautiful.

- Wow.

- Mmm.

- Pass me your pots and pans.

I'll start washing them.

- Won't say no to that.

Reading my mind.

I gotta slide

right where you are, though.

I gotta open that.

Thank you.

God. Really, Hannah?

We're full-speed

dinner service right now.

I'm not gonna call Hannah lazy,

but Bugsy's looking pretty fast.

Should have been

a bouquet arranger.

- We're doing dessert.

- How about,

can I get

everybody on the back?

Okay, let's go.

- That's so beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Okay, boys.

Let's go.

Just smile and look pretty.

Stari Grad was founded

by the Greeks,

and what's more Greek

than togas?

- Oh! Oh!

- ♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

Oh, my God.

- It's actually

four different citrus--

grapefruit, lemon, lime,

and orange--

to represent

your four celebrations,

along with four layers.

- Look at this cake!

- Thank you so much.

- Chefs are limited

when we have restrictions.

And you take that away,

and you give me my hands,

and you give me my abilities,

sky's the limit.

- This can go?

- Yep.

[laughter]

- Mmm.

- That's how it looks.

- Oh, God.

- You, um--

- FYI, I propose--

- Yeah?

- You haven't paid from day one.

- So what are you saying?

- $350 per person

would be more than adequate.

They've given us

good service, right?

- Yeah, you know,

I have to say yes and no.

- Are you kidding me?

- Honestly, honey,

if you need to argue

about the tip,

you really probably

shouldn't be here.

- Can we--can we all leave

a $200 tip?

Is it such a big deal?

- No, no, no, it has no--

It's not the money.

- This is awkward as f---.

- I can leave them

a $10,000 tip.

- Are you f---ing kidding me?

- You even know what--

- That's the kind of sh--

that makes my stomach turn.

You're talking about

a couple hundred dollars.

- I'll think about it.

- No, you know,

the best thing about it.

- It's cool. No, it's cool.

- Hey, no, no, wait.

I got a solution for you too.

Come here.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- I got it, I got it.

- Yoda, where are

you going, Yoda?

- What the f---

is that all about?

- Did we lose two already?

- We might have.

- Can we all leave a $200 tip?

Is that such a big deal?

- No, no, no, it has no--

It's not the money.

- Hey, no, no, wait.

I got a solution for you too.

Come here.

- No, no, no, no.

- I got it, I got it.

- Yoda, where are

you going, Yoda?

- What the f---

is that all about?

- Did we lose two already?

- We did. They were tired.

- We might have.

- Oh.

- I think we may have had

a bit of a domestic.

- What happened to them?

- Didn't sound pretty.

- Will you--

- No, no, I don't

wanna talk about it.

We're talking about $200 each.

What the f--- is the problem?

- F---.

[door slams]

- Hey, Evva.

- Yeah, yeah. Why?

- No, no, no.

Not on our side.

- Okay.

- We're just, you know,

chick, chick, chick,

running about,

putting everything away.

- All right, good night, guys.

- Good night, Eden.

Good night, Evva.

- I hope I don't feel weird

energies when I'm wasted.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, crew mess

is pretty clean.

Microwave?

- There's no more waters

to stock it with.

- There's not?

Did you check in the bilge?

- No.

- Ohh, go and look in the bilge.

- I think we cleaned that out,

though, a couple days ago.

- Okay, just have a look.

- No, we put a bunch in there.

- What?

- We put a bunch in there.

- The f---ing attitude, man.

- Lauren is--

this girl's just

on another level.

- Save me that piece of cake.

- Okay, copy that.

- [sighs]

- Good job. - Good job.

- Wes is such a cutie.

- He's not a bad bone

in his body.

- I know, right?

- I've gotta spike his drink

and take him

to the strip club or something.

- Yeah. Get him laid. Yeah.

- [laughs]

Don't you reckon?

We definitely need to

try and corrupt Wes.

- Why is Hannah trying

to stir the pot right now?

I don't get it. I mean, what are

your intentions, Hannah?

'Cause I'm not so sure they're

in my best interest.

♪ ♪

- Soon as we get into dock,

we just get

bang on the piss, right?

- That's what I'm about.

- What did you say?

Bang on the piss?

- Yeah.

- [laughs]

- What, you never heard that?

- No.

- If you get in, we get--

- Oh, that's a normal saying.

- Should've been a deckhand.

- What?

- Yeah, we don't do anything.

- [laughs]

- All crew, all crew.

We're leaving in five minutes.

- Copy that, standing by.

- Malia, you got the bow.

- Captain Sandy,

how would you like

the lines coming off?

- Bow to stern.

- Copy that.

Malia, you can start

releasing the bow.

- Copy that.

- What's up?

- Good morning, Mike.

- I need coffee.

Copious coffee.

- You need coffee, of course.

Well, you look really fresh.

- Thank you.

- Bow's clear.

- Max, you've got to

do the spring line.

Spring is coming off

and then we're gonna

take the stern off.

♪ ♪

All right, close down

all the gates.

Lead into the off deck

and we're good to go.

- Thanks, Wes,

that was great.

- Fenders!

- [grunts]

both: Thank you.

- Pleasure.

♪ ♪

- Ahh.

- Yeah.

- So, Adam.

- What?

- Bugs, could you--sorry.

Do you mind doing me a favor?

- Yeah, sure.

- I thought it might--

someone might click,

but apparently not.

When I leave my radio

next to the radios...

- Yeah.

- When you take a radio out,

could you put mine in?

- Yeah, sure.

- Thanks.

- Just take one of

the batteries out at night.

That's what I do,

'cause they're fully charged.

- Oh, yeah.

- 'Cause they're always

on green, you know, the backs.

- Yeah, yeah.

- So I just take a back out

and put mine on.

- Okay.

- You can always count on Bugs.

- Bugs and Adam obviously had

a really good time off the boat.

And they're getting along

a lot better than they did

at the start of the season.

- Okay, I'm just gonna

cut some lemons for this water.

♪ ♪

- Me too.

- Malia, do you wanna

do springs?

- Yep.

- I wanna go with

the crossover first, yeah.

So it's gonna be this one.

- Crossover first.

- Yeah. I'll walk it over,

but you're just gonna

have to be there to tie it off.

- All right.

- All right, Captain,

off your beam,

you have got probably 35 meters

on your starboard beam.

20 meters off

our starboard beam.

Ah, you motherf---er.

All right, Captain, you can go

another five meters forward.

Five meters forward

would be perfectly lined up.

Great stuff, thank you.

- Max, I just want you

to hold up fingers.

You tell me the distance

off the bow.

- We are touching fenders.

Stern line is gonna cross.

- Is that stern line

laying in the water again?

- Bobby, pick it up,

pick it up, pick it up.

- Is that our stern line?

- We're picking it up right now.

Are you two always

the stern people?

- No, normally, I'm bow.

- You--second time--

Third time,

I will not be this calm.

- Yeah.

- Okay? That line

can never, ever touch the water.

- That was my fault,

'cause I was over there.

- Okay.

- And I was pulling it.

And I--I--

- But I never told you.

I said it's all good.

We just gotta make sure if not.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause that's the stuff

that sends me--uh.

What I need from Wes

is he actually needs to

handle the f---ing lines,

like an experienced boatswain.

- If that's in the water--

[clicks tongue]

- We're f---ed.

Right.

♪ ♪

- Back to reality soon.

- All crew, all crew,

come to the dock.

- Copy that from deck crew.

On our way.

- It's a beautiful day.

- Guys, thank you so much.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you for saving

our friend Suzanne.

both: Thank you so much.

- Have a safe trip home,

all right?

- Thank you so much.

[all speaking at once]

- It was so nice to meet you.

- Thank you so much

for everything.

- It's a good job.

- Take care.

- Thank you. Nice meeting you.

- Captain Sandy, thank you

so much for an incredible trip.

Had a little bit of

a life-saving action

and everything was spectacular.

This trip made so many memories.

I'm gonna cry.

both: Thank you very much.

all: Thank you.

- Have a safe trip.

- Thanks, guys.

all: Bye!

- Okay, great.

Let's get back to it.

♪ ♪

Meet me in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

- Man sandwich, let's go.

- Manwich.

- Where's the men?

- Ohh!

Ba-dum-bum.

[imitates cymbal crashing]

- So that was a short charter.

No one died.

Bobby responded so quickly

because he has

that fireman mentality.

- Yep.

- You are the man.

- Good job.

- So we got, um...

- Coming up...

[dramatic music]

- So we got $12,000,

which is around $1,100

per person.

So, Hannah.

- Thank you.

- All right.

- Thank you.

- After hearing the guests

arguing about the tip,

I was a little bit worried,

but this is actually not bad

for a one-day charter.

- Thank you.

both: Thank you.

- Good charter, folks.

both: Whoo!

- Let's go, guys.

- All right!

- We'll just give the bathrooms

a quick vacuum.

And a wipe down,

and replace all the towels.

- Sounds good.

- And just get it going.

- All right.

- So this is the thing, now.

Malia's just doing

handstands everywhere.

- Not very ticklish.

- I am, actually,

super ticklish.

[laughs]

- We should be sweating

by the end of this.

- Oh, I'm already sweating.

- That's how, like,

we gotta, go, go, go.

- I don't understand

these duvets.

They're so crazy.

- You seem very overwhelmed.

- Yeah.

- But the more overwhelmed

you get,

the more it's gonna eat you up.

- Yeah.

It's just--they only have,

like, two to three--

Wes' shorts are all stained.

- Yeah.

- So it's like I'm washing

the same pair of shorts

over and over and it's like...

- Uh-huh.

- Overwhelming.

- No, of course.

But the thing is, is this job

is super overwhelming.

So if you need something done,

just shout to me

or even Hannah--

- I just hate

to bother you guys.

- No, no, no.

- I know you're busy.

I hate asking for help.

I don't like to be assertive,

I don't like confrontation.

My mother has always had

really high expectations of me.

She was raised in Honduras.

She came to the United States

to provide a better life

for me and my sister

and I've just always

tried to please her.

And now I just find myself

doing it naturally

to everyone around me.

If I see someone upset,

I just want to make them happy.

I'd rather just take it,

you know?

- Hey, guys.

What's going on?

- We're just having

a discussion.

- Okay. I'd like to be

involved in it,

if you don't mind.

- No, that's fine.

- As your chief stew.

I completely respect the fact

that Bugs has had

a chief stew position before.

But I need my girls to be

communicating with me.

- I just don't think that

other crew members

are respecting my position

and how much I do.

I'm just so over this.

It's like, I work my ass off.

- You do. Everyone does.

- We all work

our asses off, Lauren.

- In the morning,

I'm running around like crazy

and there's three deckhands

sitting there.

- Well, then, tell them.

Ask them for their help.

- I don't feel comfortable

doing that.

- Be f---ing assertive.

- I hate that, though.

- What do you hate more:

being assertive

or ending up like this?

- Yeah.

- Where you're crying,

you're affecting

your second stew,

you're affecting

your chief stew.

- I'm sorry, I'm really--

- No, stop.

Like, literally, stop.

- This to me is a bit of

a slap in the face,

because Hannah put me in charge

of dealing with Lauren.

And now she's come in

gallantly on her white horse

to save the day.

This was Hannah's problem

to deal with

in the first place.

- I'm not sure why you aren't

confident enough.

- Like, maybe I should

just leave.

I feel like such a weak link.

- But you gotta stop

saying that as well,

because you know that you're

a stronger person than that.

- If you're not comfortable

asking for help, I don't know

how I can help you.

- Okay. I'll ask for more help.

I'll ask for more help.

- I really need

my third stewardess,

so I'm gonna try my best

to get a rocket ship

up her backside

and get her moving.

- Come on, let's make a bed.

Come here.

- I like making beds.

[laughter]

- Bye, girls.

♪ ♪

- Bobby, what dress are you

wearing tonight?

- Bobby's got on the little

skinny black number.

And he's gonna

keep his hair long,

with flats on.

♪ ♪

- You look really pretty.

- Thanks.

- I mean, not saying it's bad,

but I like what you, like,

normally do.

- Me too.

- Like, the natural.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, f---!

- I'm ready. Let's roll.

- Let's do it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, thanks.

- This has been a busy charter.

And I haven't had

any time with Malia.

Feel like Wes has been getting

way too much time with Malia.

I wanna stake that claim.

- Two mozzarella and tomato,

prime rib,

marinated chicken fillets.

Thank you.

- Cheers, to another

successful charter.

[all cheering]

- And Captain Sandy.

- Yay, Captain San.

- Cheers, guys.

- Guys, what are all these

stupid things coming up

on Facebook and Instagram

about Netflix and chill?

I'm like,

what the hell's Netflix?

- [laughs]

- 'Cause we don't understand

this lingo, Bugs.

- Did you ever hook up, you two?

- We don't know.

- They both take a drink.

- Well, they both took a drink.

- We did.

- At the same time.

- And they had

to silence themselves.

- No, we never.

- We really didn't.

- Wiz and I are both waiting

for marriage.

That's just the way

South Africans are.

- That's it, yeah.

[laughter]

- My boyfriend Warren and I have

a very easygoing relationship.

We've known each other

a really long time.

We're not a very clingy

sort of couple,

but if time goes by

without chatting,

it just makes room to have

a lot more to catch up on

and makes things

a bit more exciting.

- How many people have hooked up

with each other at this table?

What's the body count

of the van?

- Uh, none.

It's brand-new.

I haven't even

christened it yet.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Let's face it.

How many girls want to get laid

in a van?

- I think living in a van

would be cool.

- [laughs]

That's my kind of gal.

- Hey, guys, let's head off.

♪ ♪

- Oh, no!

♪ ♪

- Cheers, guys!

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Are we gonna dance?

So...

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- At this point, you know,

I am spending more time

with Adam.

♪ ♪

I'm spending a little more time

with Wes.

♪ ♪

What's a girl to do?

♪ ♪

- Can I give you these

to bring back

when all our girls

are sitting over there?

- Okay, no problem.

- Having Hannah's approval is,

like, everything to me.

I've felt like

such a weak link so far,

and this is, like,

exactly what I needed.

♪ ♪

- Wait,

where'd you get those at?

- Oh, yeah, okay.

Those were my roses,

then, thank you very much.

- Where's--where's our roses?

- I bought ten roses!

I'm waiting for you guys

to come back here.

- He loves me,

he loves me not.

- I intercepted

that flower lady.

- He loves me.

- And I said--

I said, "Hey."

- He loves me not.

- I said, "When--"

- He loves me.

- When all the girls come back--

- He loves me not.

He loves me.

- Are we good?

And then--

- He loves me not.

He loves me.

♪ ♪

- I'm wondering where

this is all coming from,

and it's making me feel

pretty uncomfortable,

because I'm getting along

really well with Hannah,

and she's standing

right there, so...

Adam, shut up.

- Uh...

♪ ♪

- I can't blame Wes

for having a crush on her.

She's gorgeous.

But you're her boss, Wes.

No.

That's a no-no.

- To the bar.

♪ ♪

- I was always

pretty set in my ways

and not actually

breaking my rules,

and Malia's definitely

a hard decision to make,

but that's how most things

should be.

Great things

should just be spontaneous.

[laughing]

You think you could, uh...

♪ ♪

[upbeat dance music]

You think you could, uh...

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

Okay.

♪ ♪

- I did not see this kiss

coming, you know?

He's my boss.

Oh, my God.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- I'm not gonna let Wes

take her.

♪ ♪

- All right, let's do this.

- What, what, what!

- Dancing out the party.

- Oh, my God,

if you injure me,

I can't work tomorrow.

- Keep it moving,

keep it moving, keep it moving.

- We're back.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

- You guys seem like you're in

a rush to get to bed together.

- Yeah, because we have to be

on deck at ten f---ing a.m.,

washing down.

- You've been a bad boy,

haven't you, Wes?

- I've been very conflicted.

I've got a deck crew member

who's actually a female,

and her common interests happen

to be exactly the same as mine.

And she's f---ing cute.

- Yeah.

- It's just, I've never been in

a situation like this before.

- Obviously, I know you,

and what I know of her,

it's not something that's gonna

turn sour quickly.

Like, I think it's a good thing,

and she really likes you.

♪ ♪

- Next time on

"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- If you have something to say,

say it to my face.

- You don't make out

with two guys sharing a bunk.

It's just not a good look.

- We both kissed Malia

last night.

You got a thing for her?

- I just wondered,

who's the next in line?

- That's a sh-- thing to say.

- So the food needed to be ready

40 minutes ago?

- Well, I guess I'm a f---ing

bad chief stew, then, all right?

- Maybe Bugsy should be

the chief stew.

- Primary guests, Ken and Amber.

- I may need some wine.

[laughter]

- Is that Kenny again?

- We've gone through

6 1/2 bottles of vodka

in less than 12 hours.

[laughter]

- Four of the guests

have written "no onions."

- Hey, Hannah.

- Can we get another one

with no onion?

- They can f--- off.

- I get you're pissed off,

but don't take it out on me.

- I got you, you little slut.

[dramatic music]

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