Original subtitles

- Previously on

"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- Ship now.

- What was Hannah

telling you there?

- You f---ing throw me

under the bus.

You did it with Lauren,

and you're f---ing doing it

right now.

- Bobby seems to think

that I've been talking sh--

to Lauren,

that I've been talking

sh-- to Malia.

- Can't remember you saying

one bad thing about him.

- This is when Hannah

pulled you aside saying

don't waste your time with me.

- Yeah.

- So either she's lying

or you're lying.

- I'll be the liar.

- Thanks for your support,

Lauren.

Why don't you go f--- Ben?

- I miss you.

- I know. [laughs]

- The primary charter member,

Mr. Skin,

the founder of MrSkin.com.

They would like to schedule

their naked news photo shoot.

- I mean, this yacht

is only 160 feet.

- Okay, you didn't say

the lines, but you know what?

That was still good.

My gran was such

a strong woman,

and I need to pull myself

together.

It's what she

would have said to me.

[creaking]

The wind's picking up.

If we hit the rocks,

we're totally screwed.

- Boy, we've really drifted.

- I trust the captain.

- I need you get in that tender

and push.

It's getting really close.

Max, what are you doing?

[horn honking]

Push the boat.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- I'm so proud of Skin.

- Whoo!

- The beauty of the stern tie

is it creates

this beautiful sanctuary

where it feels

like it's the guests'

private little area.

The downside is,

if the wind picks up,

then we're in danger

of hitting the rocks.

- Look where we are right now.

[laughs]

- And we haven't actually lifted

an anchor?

- No.

- That's insane.

- F---.

I want to stay away

from that rock.

- Do you want a spot?

- Yeah.

- Max.

I need you to get in the tender.

We're getting too close

to the rocks.

I need you to get in that tender

and push.

When the wind shifts the boat

a little bit,

instead of starting

the main engines,

disrupting the charter

clients' trip,

you basically put

a deckhand in the tender

and have 'em push

while we reposition the vessel.

Max, come push.

- Yeah, I got it.

- It's getting really close.

Okay, so we're gonna tell

the clients we're gonna move.

I'm gonna re-anchor this boat.

- All right. Copy that.

- Why isn't Max pushing?

Max, come push the boat.

What are you waiting for?

- Just put the boat up against--

keep it in gear.

- You want me to push

that massive, huge boat

with this little boat?

Really?

- Give it throttle.

There you go.

You gotta work on him.

- No.

- What? Oh, chips.

- There you go.

So it's jalapeno salsa

and guacamole.

- We are so close

to hitting these rocks,

and I'm kind of getting

a little bit concerned

about getting slapped

by silicone over here.

- Might wanna tweak

the nipples a bit.

- Max, you just stand by

with the tender.

- What do we got?

- Oh, good. Okay.

I'm too close to the wall here.

- All right.

- So I'm gonna go out

a little farther.

- Perfect.

Bobby, let's try to pull

the anchor in on high speed.

- Copy that.

[tense music]

- All right, Wes, throttle.

- There you go.

Just keep it there, buddy.

Keep going.

[engine revving]

- Yeah...

Thanks for your patience.

One thing I'm noting is,

nothing always goes to plan.

- Of course.

- The elements always throw

a little surprise at you.

- What would happen if,

like, someone totally screwed up

and you weren't

paying attention?

- Yeah, of course.

[electronic music]

I'll drop the starboard first.

Shackles in.

[chain clanging]

[anchor thuds]

- Starboard side's locked off.

Ready on port.

- Drop it.

[chain clanging]

The wind's picked up,

so we are gonna drop two anchors

to make us secure.

- And it looks like we have

some good tension.

- We're safe and secure.

♪ ♪

- Whew!

- Whoo-hoo!

You and Bobby got issues,

but I think there's still

feelings there.

- No.

- Are you sure?

- Absolutely not.

Promise.

- Mm-hmm.

- [clears throat]

- I promise.

- Yeah?

- Seriously.

To know that he's, like,

soiling my name, it hurts.

- 'Cause she f---ing screwed

me over, playing me with Ben.

- I thought we were friends,

but he wants no part of that.

I think he's okay

with being a dick to me.

- I feel completely alone

right now.

Hannah is the only friend

I have on here,

and I f---ed up.

- [smacks lips]

- Are they after

the green juice?

- Yeah, can you finish that off

for me?

- Of course.

- Thank you.

- Sure thing.

[blender whirring]

So the passing of my gran

is still weighing down on me.

I feel like I should be

with my family right now,

but I'm just trying

to keep focused,

keep my head down,

and just get my job done.

- Okay, cool.

- Perfect.

One green juice coming right up.

- How do people

drink this sh--?

[upbeat music]

- We're doing this naked.

- So you're gonna have 'em just

going naked paddleboarding?

- Yeah.

- Easy on the boobs! My God!

- Sorry you have to see this.

[man laughs]

- Hannah and Lauren who?

- Ken, how's your

paddleboarding?

- Look what I have to serve

dessert with.

How cool is this?

- Oh, my God.

- No.

You're not gonna catch me

dead in that f---ing thing.

- Adam, we're a team.

- Nope.

- Yeah.

- This chef doesn't leave

the galley in that sh--.

Hell no.

Not gonna happen.

- I'm sure there'll be lots

of people

that are disappointed, Adam.

- Sandy?

- Yes.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- We would all love you

to join us for dinner tonight.

- Oh, I would love that.

I feel honored.

- Okay, great.

- Thank you.

Oh, my God, I'm excited.

- The guests told me

they wanted to be this way.

- Okay.

- I'm just kidding.

[laughs]

- Liar. [laughs]

And that's all we got.

[both chuckle]

Unless you want me to squirt you

with the hose.

- Like, make yourself

comfortable in the whole bed.

Okay, let's do this.

- And then there's my cabin.

Pretty cramped, I know.

Sure, the sheets

are Egyptian cotton--

I forgot my last line.

- Oh, mama mia.

- You gonna make some tits?

- You know, I didn't think

I was gonna like this thing

and it was gonna piss me off...

- Ah, the guests want a cake

shaped as a nude woman.

- Wait. Where do you see that?

- At the anniversary party.

- What?

But I'm actually starting

to think it's kind of funny.

- Hannah, the guests want me

to have dinner with them

tonight.

- Okay. Oh.

We're doing a very sexual theme

for dessert.

- It's gonna be, like,

the worst dinner ever for you...

- It's gonna be

the worst for you

to actually see my skills

as a chief stew.

There's always

a bit more pressure

when the captain's at dinner

with the guests,

because we know that

they're gonna be watching

every move we make.

And I really hope that Sandy

does us and herself a solid

and leaves before

the cake of boobs come out.

- Um, Sandy, you don't

eat duck, right?

- No.

Chicken's fine.

So I'm going back.

- It's pretty cool, though.

- Thank you.

I don't want to do the service

with her at the table.

- It's gonna be weird.

It's like--it's like talking

to your grandma about...

- Dicks.

- Thing--

[both laugh]

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- [humming]

- The last couple days with

Hannah and I's relationship,

not talking to each other,

it has sucked.

Can I steal you for two seconds?

- [sighs]

- Two seconds.

I just don't want this anymore.

I want...

to be friends

with my Hannah again.

First, I jumped to conclusions.

- Mm-hmm.

- But I wish you'd sold it more

like, "Lauren's f---ing lying."

But you kind of shrugged it off.

You're like,

"I didn't say that."

- Because you're my friend.

All I knew was that she said

you guys were on a date

and that she showed up and

there was two other girls.

And I just went, "Oh,

that's really slack."

I didn't tell Lauren

those things.

I didn't say anything

bad to her.

Like, we're friends.

Why would I--what--

why would I tell Lauren that?

- I'm not perfect.

I make mistakes.

I overreacted.

Hannah's my friend.

And I was in a weird spot.

I was confused.

I didn't know who was lying.

She put it in my head

that you talk sh--.

And then that's

what I just thought

was going on the other day.

- I have no reason

to talk badly.

If anything,

I'd be saying good stuff.

- And that's, you know, what

I want to apologize about.

I'm sorry, you know?

- [sighs]

- Sorry.

Give me a hug.

- I'm glad that he's owned up

to it and I'm glad

he's come to the realization

himself that I wasn't lying.

But he's burnt me

one too many times,

so I'm very, very wary

of Bobby now.

- Have a good dinner.

- Thank you.

- Time to get changed.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, hi.

- Hey.

If there were espresso pods

in here...

- How many times do I have

to tell you?

Not in front of other people.

- What do you got?

- See what you've done?

- I tried not to ask,

but I couldn't resist

any longer.

- What was that?

"Milia"?

- Yeah, I mean, that's--

- Wes.

Say my name correctly.

- Would you like one?

- Yes, please. Thank you.

- I'm gonna go drink this

right now.

- Bye.

[driving techno music]

- Whew!

Gotta run it through the sieve.

That's what we do.

That's hot as f---.

Oops.

I've got a stressful night

ahead of me.

I've got four courses,

all the dietary constrictions.

Sandy's gonna be

sitting at the table,

Any time you have the captain

at the table,

it's like

the pressure's on.

♪ ♪

- Perfect.

♪ ♪

- Looks good, honey.

- This is really important

for me,

because although Sandy and I

got off

on a little bit of a rough

start at the beginning...

- I don't want stuff

all over the salon

tomorrow when I wake up.

It isn't like

you're gonna sort it out

tonight.

See how it's pushing me over?

- I'm getting annoyed,

which is really scary,

'cause it's day three.

- Yeah.

- Our relationship's getting

to a good place.

So I want to keep it there

and keep her happy

and keep her in the bridge.

Are you excited for dinner?

- No.

- Yes, I am.

'Cause I get to have his food.

- All right, I think I'm ready.

- So you have to mind

your Ps and Qs at dinner.

We got a captain at the table.

- How are you two doing?

- Good.

- So you know,

when on anchor watch tonight...

- Yes.

- Just come out here,

take a look at the distance.

- Yeah.

Awesome.

So Malia's gonna get

two hours of sleep.

[chuckles]

- When a vessel's at anchor,

someone is always

watching the boat.

I do three-hour anchor watches.

- Let's go get some dinner

quick.

- Okay.

CO2 extinguisher,

while you're taking a sh--.

- [laughing]

- I f---ing dumped it

on his ass.

- [laughing]

- I feel like my history

with Bobby

has put me in a really terrible

situation on this boat.

Bobby's able to, like,

continue on laughing

and carrying on

and be positive.

[man screaming]

- [laughing]

- And I'm sinking

into, like, a dark hole.

I just want to get--

Oh, sorry.

I thought you were Bugs.

- That's okay.

Where the f--- did I put that?

You know what?

Life's f---ing hard,

and you need to grow

a thick skin.

I can't have

a crying stewardess around

when I'm trying

to do dinner service.

- [sniffles]

- Okay.

- I need some help.

I can't run this boat

with just Bugs.

- Coming up...

[mechanical clanging]

- What was that?

- It won't come in.

- Can you see the line?

- Yeah.

There's, like, a kink in it.

- What the F---?

- No Way.

[laughter]

- Awesome.

- Got a good-looking charter.

- Okay.

- Cool.

- Where is Lauren?

- Okay.

I'm gonna start

on the cabins now then.

- Cool.

As a chief steward,

I do things a little differently

to Hannah.

And in the past when somebody's

having an emotional breakdown,

I prefer to choose

the more hands-on approach

to help my fellow

crewmembers out.

Sit down for two secs.

- No.

- You're all right.

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- What's going on?

- Oh, nothing.

I'm okay.

- Are you just feeling

overwhelmed?

- I just want to do my job

and not be treated like garbage.

He's fabricating things

for attention,

and I'm getting the sh-- end

of the stick.

- I am sick up to here

of hearing this Bobby thing.

I've just lost my grandmother.

- [sobs]

- You need to pipe down.

You're making sh-- awkward.

- It's just so unfair that

this is happening to me.

I just, like, want to get

the job done and go to sleep.

[sniffles]

- What's going on?

- I'm gonna be

a steward tonight.

- Well, that's good.

Least I get to spend

a little time with you; I feel

like I barely even met you.

I don't want Lauren

to go melting away,

but, you know, if it meant

I get more Malia time,

then so be it, right?

[chuckles]

Like, f--- it.

You want some soup?

- Sure.

I guess this is the perk

of working in here.

- Okay, let's go.

- Wow.

- At that seat.

- Gorgeous.

- Whoa.

Look how beautiful it looks.

- Do we have to be on our best

behavior if you're sitting--

- Not at all.

- Oh, God.

- [laughing]

- I've done water.

I've done wine.

I'm gonna do bread,

and then we're ready.

- Let's go.

- When did you come up

with the idea to start it?

- As a kid, I always would watch

as many movies as I could,

but only because

I was fascinated

by the nudity in the movies.

I'd record a movie,

just extract the nudity,

and put 'em on separate tapes.

17 years later, I have

the greatest job in the world

and the whole thing.

- And now here you are

in Croatia...

- Celebrating.

- On a big yacht.

♪ ♪

- Butternut squash bisque.

Doesn't that sound lovely?

- Don't worry, guys,

I'm just on anchor watch.

- How late you gotta be up?

- Till--I mean, I have to be up

till midnight anyway.

- Nice and slow.

Oh, there you go.

Just hand it off.

Thank you.

[laughs]

I could see it in your face.

- No.

No.

- Come on. Come back.

- "Oh, there you go.

Just hand it off."

- I'm a little reluctant

to jump into anything.

I was in a relationship

for seven years

with a beautiful

Middle Eastern girl.

But she never

told her parents about me

because of

cultural differences.

- Ooh, what is this stuff,

oregano?

- It's a lovely herb.

It's called thyme.

- Oh.

- After what I've been through,

with the love that

I poured into that,

I've got trust issues.

I don't want

to feel that pain again.

Oh, my gosh.

- So this evening, to start,

it's a butternut squash bisque.

Bon appétit.

[tense music]

- This is delicious.

- This is absolutely delicious.

- It is.

- Wow.

- [humming]

- So we do two tofus.

- Two to--is this guy a tofu?

- So no shrimp for him.

- No.

You're not listening to me.

I got a salad for him.

- It's the first meal service

we've done

with Captain Sandy

at the table,

and I want to make sure

that she knows

the interior of this boat

runs absolutely flawlessly,

whether she's there or not.

- It needs, like,

something else.

- Why don't you put a slice

of something pretty?

Lemon.

- Nailed it.

Knew she was in here

for a reason.

- So I talked to Hannah.

It's like, you know, "Listen."

I was like, "Obviously you know

why I blew up at you."

And obviously Lauren shows,

you know,

that she can't be trusted.

- The soup,

you could run it down.

- Yeah.

I'm totally cool

with helping the interior

with whatever

they need help with.

Hannah, you all good?

I just want to make sure

I'm going--

- Yeah, if you could start

washing up.

- Yeah.

I just kind of wish

I could focus

just on anchor watch,

'cause it's my first time,

but gotta roll with it.

[upbeat music]

- Slow down on the clearing

is what we need to do.

Part of that happened in,

like, 30 seconds.

- If you, as a chef,

would prefer me

to leave the food

in front of them, then--

- People eat slowly,

and they like having time

in between their courses.

- Yeah.

- Now we just got cleared

in 30 seconds.

- Yeah.

- Well, don't give me excuses.

- I'm not giving you excuses.

- All right.

I'm telling you that I preferred

no plate in front of them

than dirty, like, shells.

- Okay.

Okay. Sounds good.

Sounds good.

That's what it sounds like.

Good.

- So okay, today when we kept,

like, drifting closer

to the rock, was there,

like, an emergency

that we didn't know about?

- No, not at all.

It wasn't an emergency.

I was watching it,

and we got really close,

and the wind was on our beam,

on the side,

so it was pushing it.

- Yeah, I was wondering

about that.

It's great to know.

- So we've got plant lady,

Whitney...

- Yep.

- Sam--

- I don't care about names.

I want "chicken, duck, tempeh."

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- So we've got Sam,

who doesn't eat meat,

who only eats seafood.

- Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

- Then we've got plant lady.

- Okay, okay.

Stop...

right there.

- Okay.

- I've worked with

very difficult chefs.

I mean, I definitely think

it all comes down

to communication.

Otherwise, it's just gonna go

absolutely out of control.

- But you just told me

to stop talking.

- I'm just

getting nervous there.

Still missing a plate.

What is it?

- Three tempeh, one chicken,

and the rest duck.

- Perfect.

I've got full-on dinner going.

I got a naked lady cake

happening.

I'm actually starting to sweat

for the first time

in this galley.

Just sauce and go, all right?

- Yep.

- Thank you.

- The main course tonight

is pan roasted duck breast,

and for the vegan,

same thing but with a tempeh

and for Sandy, we have

the chicken breast.

- Thank you so much.

- My pleasure.

- It looks wonderful.

- Mmm.

So far, so amazing.

- These flavors are fabulous.

- Thank God

for celebrity nudity.

[laughter]

- Well, now Sandy will watch it.

- Yes.

- Yes!

- I'm gonna actually just

look it up, at least.

I mean, I...

- Yeah.

- Am curious.

- Titties to the rescue.

You ready to make some nipples?

- Yeah, let's make nipples.

- Good.

- 10, 12, 14, 16!

- [sighs]

Are you guys still okay

to help me out?

- Oh, my God, they're,

like, painted.

Oh, you got a thong on that one.

- Thank you, guys.

- How did you two meet?

- Lot of drugs.

No, I'm just kidding.

[laughter]

- You hit the jackpot, dude.

I hope every day, you give

gratitude for her.

- Oh, are you kidding?

I'm on my knees every day.

Sorry, Captain Sandy,

that you had to hear that.

[laughter]

- Are you annoyed

'cause you have

better muscles than the man?

Here, here, here.

- I don't know

if I can get this thing on.

- This is the classiest

I have ever looked.

[laughter]

- Do you want to do this

or you want to sit out?

- I really would rather, like,

get laundry done.

- Okay.

Are you okay

if I start clearing?

Do you want a few more minutes?

- Uh, if you got it.

- Malia.

- Yeah.

- Do you want to come with me?

- Yes.

- Oh, it's sticking

to that parchment paper.

F---.

- This is where I'm going

to depart.

I'm gonna go to the Internet

now, and I'm gonna look it up.

[laughter]

- Thank you so much.

- Really.

- Are you guys wearing a shirt

under this?

both: No.

- Still wearing my shirt

underneath it.

Quite tight.

[hip-hop music]

- So if you guys are happy

to just relax for a minute,

we've got a dessert coming.

Does anyone want a drink,

tequila?

- Can I get a decaf coffee?

- Okay, sure.

- No, I don't like it.

- Do you have

any sort of, like,

time estimate on when

he's gonna be--

- Oof.

- Maybe 10--15--

uh, ten minutes?

Are we good?

- I don't know.

I hope so.

F---ing eighth time's a charm.

Sh--. Not good.

- Coming up...

- I am scared sh--less,

'cause the last person

I want to see hurt is Wes.

[water splashes]

- Ah, sh--.

- [grunts]

Oh, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

- Looks cute as sh--.

- [laughs]

You know, making a perfect

nipple out of fondant

is not as easy as it looks.

Is the nipple erect?

Is it soft?

Like, did she just get done

swimming?

I don't know.

I've never handled

so many titties at once.

- Have we moved?

- Did we get turned around?

- Yeah, we swung a little.

- That's okay, right?

- Yeah, we're anchored,

I think.

- Get your birthday suits on.

- Hey, guys.

[laughter

and indistinct chatter]

- That's awesome.

- Here is your custom...

- Oh, my God.

- I'm stoked

that the charter guests

are giving us

a standing ovation.

- Oh, my God.

- All I'm thinking is,

the tip is just going up.

- Man, you're ripped.

- Oh!

- Yay!

- Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam!

Adam! Adam!

[applause]

- Amazing.

- Thank you.

- Good work, dude.

- The boobs were

a complete success,

and I didn't have to put on

the stupid body shirt.

- I can't wait

till the pie section comes.

[laughter]

- Wow.

[upbeat music]

- That's for you, Sugar.

- Oh, thank God.

- Bobby, the service is over.

You can put a shirt back on.

[chuckles]

- Do it.

- I will lick a little

on the front nip, but then...

- Aww.

[indistinct chatter

and laughter]

- Get it, girl.

- Ahh!

- You're gonna choke.

- Take it!

- Oh, my goodness.

- Hooray for boobies!

- Good fun.

♪ ♪

- Hey, you guys, thanks

for your help tonight.

- Sure, Chef.

- Sure, Chef.

- See, it's not so bad

in the galley, right?

- She ain't saying a word.

- She's like,

"Eh, I'm staying outside."

- [chuckling] Yeah.

- No, I like both.

Wish I could go to bed.

But I'm on anchor watch.

- Are you?

- Yep.

- Okay.

- [grunts]

- Um, I think your boobs

are out.

- Get one for Instagram.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, that's f---ing--

Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God.

They're using the lazy Susan

to have a topless girl--

- Just topless?

That seems conservative

for them.

- Ah!

- Do you have underwear on?

- Of course not.

- Wow, that is a lot of vagina.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh.

- You are the man.

- I spit all over myself.

- You literally sat and spin.

- Put it on Twitter.

- You should put it on Twatter.

[laughter]

- Hi, Dad.

How are you?

- I am good.

How are you?

- Good.

- What's the weather like

there?

- Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.

I've always been a daddy's girl.

Like, when I'm upset,

he's the first person I call.

I share everything with him.

You know, what you can share

with your dad.

- And did you call any of the

other ones that you love yet?

- You're my number one, Dad.

- [laughs]

- Are the people nice

you're working with?

- So far, it's hard

to, like, walk

onto a new boat, new crew.

I'm feeling really alone.

Um...

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

My parents have been

going through an ugly divorce

for a couple years now,

and I came to Croatia

to escape that.

I love them both, but I don't

want to be caught in the middle.

Now, like, I'm replacing

my mom and dad

with, like, Bobby and Hannah.

- You have a lot of experience,

like, meeting new people,

so it shouldn't be

that much of a challenge.

- It's been a challenge,

but I can get through it.

Talking to my dad always helps.

I feel that I need

to focus on my job

and continue to do my job

the best I can.

- Time for me

to say good night.

- All right, I love you.

- Love you too, sweetheart.

[energetic music]

- Gorgeous night

to go to bed early.

- Perfect.

Good night, guys.

- Bye, everybody.

♪ ♪

- I thought we were gonna be

nice and comfortable up here.

Honey, I just have to say,

like,

honestly,

I've blown away by you.

I'm very much surprised as--

- To be honest, I've actually

surprised myself.

It's good to be, like,

out on the floor

and have people around

and, you know,

your mind's just,

like, distracted.

- Yeah.

- What my mom must be

dealing with knowing that

she's not gonna see her

drive up our driveway every day

or, you know, go and have

a coffee with her...

That's the hard part, is--

- You lost your brother?

- Mm.

- Mm.

I was really young

when my brother got sick,

and he passed away

very quickly.

When something

like that happens,

the innocence of your

childhood, I guess,

is taken away a little bit.

- Was he younger

or older than you?

- Wow.

- Yeah.

- Since then, I really feel like

I've been living every day

like it's my last.

So every opportunity I have,

I take it with both hands.

- Yeah, thank you.

- And for now, you have me.

- Thank you.

[beeping]

[beeping stops]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

- Another day in paradise.

To be honest,

I am not feeling much better

than I was yesterday.

It's time to squeeze oranges.

♪ ♪

- Is it gonna be

one of those days today?

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, Malia,

you're not a morning person.

- No.

I was up until 3:00

in the morning.

I'm exhausted.

I'm so excited that we get

to pull up the anchors.

Charter guests

are getting off today.

And, boom. Easy.

- How are you this morning?

- Great. How are you?

- Very well, thank you.

- It's wonderful.

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

The table looks beautiful.

- Yeah?

women: Morning.

- Andrea's here.

- Last day.

- Yeah.

- This is so nice.

- All right, I pop this up.

- So you're on.

- Low speed.

- You can go high speed

for bringing it in.

- Okay.

- Okay, you can start

pulling up.

- Okay.

Pulling anchor up.

[heavy clattering]

- Looks like we spun around

last night.

[heavy clattering]

[metallic clanging]

[loud clang]

- What was that?

- You all right?

- It won't come in any more.

- Can you see the line?

- Mm-hmm.

- Is it tight?

- Yeah.

There's, like, a kink in it.

- Hey, um...

why did you guys stop pulling

the anchor up?

What's up?

- Captain,

it's no longer coming up.

There might be a kink

in the anchor chain.

- Or it's twisted

on the other one.

- Looks like port's

wrapped in itself,

so I think we need to go out

on the tender to set it off.

- How's this a way

to start a day?

- Hey, Maxie, can you get

the key for the tender?

- Where is it?

- Inside.

It's the long white one.

- We should start moving soon,

I would think.

She said it was about

2 1/2 hours to get back.

- All righty.

We're good to go.

- Oh, f--- off, anchors.

This sucks.

Like, of course

this happens to me.

First time pulling up

the anchor, like, of course.

- Oh, sh--.

Look at that, bro.

- Awesome. I hope

I don't get blamed for this one.

- Is it wrapped--

- It's all, like, up

and it's underneath the bow

all in one big group.

I've never seen this before.

This is really twisted.

I'm looking at myself now

and just thinking,

"I don't have

an actual solution to this."

- Holy sh--.

I've never seen this before.

This is really twisted.

I don't have

an actual solution to this.

- Holy sh--.

- I wish we had something decent

we could use to pull this with.

- Oh, my gosh.

I just checked the time.

It's so late.

both: Yeah.

- We haven't even left.

- Okay, so let's get a line

tied on to chain.

- The anchor chain

that's wrapped,

around the port anchor,

is that correct?

- Yeah, and we're gonna take

the tension off of it

with the windlass.

We're in big trouble right now

because there's still

guests on board,

and we need to get 'em

back to port ASAP.

I have 60 meters of chain times

two hanging in the water.

We can't drive the yacht

like this.

Someone wake Bobby up.

- Copy, Sandy.

I'll get him up.

Bobby!

[knock at door]

- This is a f---ing dump show.

- Ready?

She's gonna pull it in a little.

Go ahead.

Pull it up.

All right, that's good.

That's good.

That's good.

- Holy sh--.

- The anchor being tangled

is exactly like

a necklace that's tangled.

It's the same thing.

You work the chain

until it frees itself.

- [laughs]

- [murmurs indistinctly]

- I figured I'd come out here.

- Take a look.

- Max, can you turn

that small line there?

- What the hell?

- Good morning, Bobby.

- What is that rat's nest?

- Okay, now wrap that around,

and I'll tell you when to pull.

Go ahead.

- Okay, pulling up.

- Sandy, I wouldn't

put your head in there.

- No.

- Oop.

- Oh, you have some things

in here.

- Uh, what?

- Your bathing suit.

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

- [whispers]

What is going on?

- Anchor problems.

- Per usual.

We are still in the same spot.

- That's insane.

- Good thing we have all those

anchor watches.

- It's just annoying 'cause

it delays guest departure.

[creaking]

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh! Stop, stop.

- The poor guests, you know,

they're sort of sticking their

heads over, having a look,

and you're like,

"Oh, I don't want to say

"that we're absolutely

up Sh-- Creek,

but we're up Sh-- Creek

basically."

F---ing hell.

- You can loosen that line.

Just don't let it go.

- It's no joke

what they're working on.

They're all manually trying

to untangle the chains.

- Tighten up on your line,

Bobby.

- Oh.

Stop on the starboard.

- Let it go. Let it go.

- I can't hold an anchor

with my hands.

- No, the windlass.

[mechanical creaking]

- Coronas.

- Yay!

- Loosen the thinner line.

But keep the line in your hand.

- Whoa, watch out.

- Don't grab that

with your hand.

- Yeah.

Dude. All right.

I want Malia back.

- Okay, I'll just walk away

then.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- [laughs]

- Got your head where there's

thousands of pounds of tension.

- No, there isn't.

You don't know what's going on.

Bobby's energy is not helpful.

I need assistance,

not resistance.

Can you get in the tender

with them?

'Cause I think maybe

your strength could help.

- Hey, you guys want

to pick me up over here?

[groans]

- I got some fresh smoothies

here.

Can I offer anyone--

- I'll have a smoothie.

- I think it's really important

for stewardesses

that we keep the drama

to ourselves as crew

and not let the guests

in on anything.

Anyone with a cold beverage

is gonna be distracted and happy

for a good couple of hours,

I would say.

- Okay, so you got this one

around the top,

which is back here,

which goes--

- If I pull up on that

with the line,

will it pull up the anchor?

- You want to pull the anchor

with this line?

- Yeah.

- That will not happen.

- We just need

to pull the chain.

- This has a strength

of maybe 1,000 pounds.

- Tie it on and give me

the line,

and then you can just stand back

if you're afraid.

- Afraid.

- However,

I've been doing this

for 27 years.

I said you can stand back

while I pull up on the chain.

Everyone's under

a lot of stress.

Just take a breath.

- You just gotta let her

talk through it.

- But she wants

to call me scared?

"Oh, if you're scared,

you can leave."

All right, the line's going up.

Stop there.

We got slack.

- We're gonna go upstairs.

I'm gonna try another

beautiful shot.

- What are you gonna wear?

- I'm totally naked.

- Okay.

- Yeah, it's so sad.

- Okay, stop.

Greasy... [indistinct]

going port side.

- So the chain that is

wrapped around the anchor,

I want to drop that first,

that's in the water.

We need to be able to pull

the bottom of that chain

from underneath the anchor.

- Let up a little bit.

That top one.

- The hard part is seeing

what is actually going on

under there.

- Where's his mask

and board shorts?

He has get in the water.

- If I do not get this undone,

we're gonna have

to cut the anchor,

and that's the last thing

you want to do on any boat,

because it's

your emergency stop;

it's your brake

in case something

does go wrong with the engine.

- Hey, everyone, I'm Kat Curtis

on a boat in Croatia,

and you're watching Naked News.

- Keep tensioning.

- Huh?

- Keep tensioning,

see what happens.

[chains creaking]

Yeah.

- All right, I'm gonna come.

Come get me, Bobby.

- All right.

- Hannah, Hannah.

Sandy.

Could you please

call a water taxi?

- Copy, Captain.

Will do.

- Hi there.

It's Hannah calling

from motor yacht "Sirocco."

Would it be possible

to get a taxi service out here?

Uh, like,

as soon as humanly possible?

They were supposed to be off

at 12:00.

- Wes.

Is there a place that looks

like that we could tie

a rope on?

- I am scared sh--less,

'cause the last person

I want to see hurt is Wes.

- These anchors weigh

a couple tons.

And by pulling or pushing

the wrong way,

they can unravel,

and you could potentially die.

- No, no, no.

Wes, Wes, Wes.

- But I'm so out of ideas,

I'm just trying to see

from a safe distance

what I can do.

- Okay.

[clanking]

Okay, that's good.

- Sh--.

All I had to do

was pop it over,

and now we just made it worse.

So that sucks.

- The wind's picking up.

Everyone's tired.

Everyone's hungry.

But I'm a problem solver.

I'm not a panicker.

If there's a situation,

my mind is working

how to solve the problem.

We just gotta keep

spinning that anchor.

- Oh, sh--.

- Hi, guys.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- Update?

- Yes.

So obviously we're having

a few issues with

the anchor chain.

So what I'm gonna do is,

I'm gonna get a tender

to come in

and take you guys back to Split

so then you can

enjoy your afternoon.

- What happened

with the anchor chain?

- I think we've been spinning

around a little bit.

- It's really tangled, huh?

- Yeah.

It's always really important,

when there is something wrong

on a yacht,

to let the guests know enough

that they're comfortable

with the situation,

but not to alarm them

or stress them out.

Because the last thing

we want to do

on their luxury holiday

is scare them.

- Thank you.

- Pleasure.

- All right.

So go ahead and pull up

on the blue line,

and then at the same time,

you're loosening

on the port anchor.

- Copy.

- Awesome.

[chains jingle]

Stop there.

Stop there.

That worked.

Whatever line you have up there,

I want you to tie

another line to it

in the middle somewhere

and attach it to the cleat.

- Sorry, boss.

Can you just go for that

again, please?

- I think they're having

a problem up there.

- Oh, I don't even know

what people were doing.

Someone tells me

to move this line

and attach that on there,

I'm like, "Yeah, okay."

I do that,

and everyone with a brain

was obviously

down in the tender.

I'm just there for sheer

muscle power, you know?

- So you're gonna pull up

on the blue line.

[silverware clatters]

- How are they doing?

- I've arranged a water taxi

to come pick them up.

- Perfect.

- Well, in the meantime,

they can enjoy these

lovely stuffed artichokes.

- Yay!

- We're going into

full distraction mode.

- They're coming.

- I'll put these here for you.

- There's a lot at stake here

with our tip.

We need to make sure

they're happy.

- Sh--.

- The lemon on top?

- Yeah, that's what makes it.

- Makes it.

- Yeah?

- This is like a real--

- Oh, that's good.

- It's real.

- This is, like,

plant-based paradise.

- Yeah.

- [laughs]

[engine revving]

- Uh, just so you know,

the water taxi has arrived

to take the guests

back to Split.

We just need some help

with the luggage.

- Okay, thank you.

All crew, all crew.

Let's get into our whites.

- I don't know if the

charter guests are pissed off because we haven't left yet.

And now I see that they're

taking a tender back home.

Is that gonna affect our tip?

I don't know.

[engine rumbling]

- And people think

yachting's easy.

- Wes, Wes, Hannah.

Just so you know,

all the luggage is loaded

and in the tender.

- Fantastic.

Thank you very much.

- All crew, all crew.

Can you come into the main salon

for guest departure?

All crew, into the main salon.

- Let's do this.

- Right now,

we need to go to plan B.

We've delayed the guests

long enough.

Let's get 'em off the boat

so they can catch their flights.

- Yeah.

It's just so hard

because it's so tight.

- Yeah.

[woman laughs]

- No!

- Guys, thank you so much.

- Thank you so much.

- Sad to leave.

- It was a pleasure

meeting you.

- Awesome time.

[all chattering indistinctly]

- Lovely to meet you.

- [indistinct speech]

- From the Mr. Skin team

out there,

I just want you to know

we had a skintastic time.

Not only was the service

five-star impeccable,

but then you show up

with those shirts,

which absolutely

blew our mind.

- Hey, guys.

[laughter and cheers]

- That's awesome.

Chef Adam, you made it

delicious for everyone...

- Thank you very much.

- And we appreciate that.

- Appreciate that.

- And you guys down at the end,

how you were able

to get the yacht

so that we could be

so close to the caves

was really above and beyond.

Last but not least,

we call you Badass Captain,

'cause we just--we're just

the biggest fans of you.

And a small token of my

appreciation for the crew.

Thank you so much

for everything.

- We could not get you ashore.

- I want you to know

no one complained about that,

so all good.

Bye, guys.

all: Bye!

- Safe travels.

- Mr. Skin's been

an absolute bundle of joy,

but all us guys

are still thinking

our tip went down

like a sh-- in the bath.

[engine revving]

- We'll deal with this later.

In the meantime,

whoever needs to eat,

grab a nibble,

and let's get back to it.

♪ ♪

- Go for it.

I don't even care at this point.

Just get us out of here.

I feel like we're on our own

Gilligan's Island,

except we're the island

that's floating around,

and we can't go anywhere.

- We don't have any guests on.

- Great idea.

- I'm seeing the silver lining

here, guys.

- Hi, troops.

Oh, everyone's leaving me

at the lunch table.

- I'll sit with you.

- Thanks, Bobby.

That's very kind.

Do you know?

- It's a full-on rat's nest

of chain on the anchor.

- How did that happen?

Like, you drug too much chain

into too shallow area.

- Yeah, right.

It just--

we spun around in circles

all night.

Pulling the anchors probably

together, however--

you know, whichever,

however it ended up.

It's just a mess.

[scoffs]

- How do we get the pressure

off of them?

- Oh, okay, I see.

So you want me to undo this.

[grunts]

- You ready?

- Go, go, go.

- Go.

[chains clinking]

- Sh--. Hold it.

both: Stop!

- They may have to cut

the anchor chain,

and now that's weeks

without a job.

Sh--.

[chains clinking]

- Sh--. Stop!

- Stop!

- Hi, Mom.

I really want to come home.

No, I know.

I know it's the best thing

for me to stay.

I really want to make it

to my gran's funeral.

I just really want to be there

for my mom.

If you want me to come,

I will come.

But my gran raised me

to never be a quitter.

And I know that she would have

wanted me to have been here.

I love you, Mom.

I'll chat you later.

Okay, bye.

♪ ♪

Do you have

any more rubbish in here?

- No, I got it all out.

There's a pair of panties

over there, though,

if you want to toss those

in the rubbish.

- Oh, yeah, I've got

the rubbish bin here.

- Hey, I just want to say

I'm really sorry.

I know I'm, like, keeping down

the whole crew.

I'm trying my best.

And I know you're

going through a lot,

and I'm being kind of selfish

with all this.

You really can't compare

my situation

with what Bugs

is going through.

I need to pull it together

and move forward.

I'm trying my best

to keep it to myself,

but I am apparently

not doing a good job at it.

So I just wanted to say

I'm sorry.

I'm here for you, and I

appreciate you being here.

- I'm not even sure

what she's apologizing for.

Okay.

- Is that all the way up?

- Yeah, we're--

we're holding there, Max.

- No way.

- Sh--.

- Now we've got our line stuck

in between the knots too,

making the knot even worse.

Yeah, it's really twisted.

Yeah.

And it goes underneath.

- What we're doing

isn't working.

- Sh--.

- Can you use that pry bar?

[chain jingles]

This is a nightmare.

- That chick wanted to do

a handstand off of here.

Can we jump in, Captain?

- I don't care if you jump

in the water.

- Really?

- I wish I could jump in.

- I'm getting out of here.

- What's it look like, Bobby?

- We're getting there.

- Girls, you want to

go for a swim?

- I'm coming.

- Hell, yeah.

♪ ♪

- Don't lose that top now, yeah?

- Oh, yeah.

- It's not bad.

Just make sure you pin drop,

yeah?

- It doesn't take the whole crew

to figure out this anchor mess,

so while we're stranded,

we might as well have some fun.

- Three, two, one!

[both scream]

- [gasps]

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Sh--!

♪ ♪

- There you go.

Good God, Malia's hot.

[laughs]

Holy sh--.

Oh, you.

I forgot about you.

Butts are out.

Simple as that.

- It's getting there.

- This last bit

I don't think's gonna come, bro.

[speaks indistinctly]

[chain clinks, water splashes]

Just chip away at it.

- I like seeing that.

- [grunts]

Oh, this is so tight.

- It's illegal to pull

into a port without anchors.

If we have to cut the anchors,

it's gonna kill our season.

I'm not leaving

the frickin' anchors.

It's not happening.

- Oh, man.

Come on, this time.

[chains clinking]

- Huh?

- F---. Holy sh--.

[dramatic musical flourish]

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