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Previously on

"Below Deck Med"...

- This is the most green crew

I've ever had.

- Three shackles out.

- What the f---?

- Is it stuck?

- I got cable.

I just did the worst

screw-up you could ever do.

- Can you just

hand her off, please?

Chefs are just as strong

as firemen.

- Adam's pretty cute,

but I think he's gotta work

on his pick-up lines.

- Nice to see you.

- Lauren and I had

a short little fling.

Hannah talked sh-- about me

to her at a party in New York.

Then that ended.

- Can we use this pinboard or--

- I don't know.

Too many questions right now.

Who cares?

- If I was chief stew,

Adam would never

talk to me in that way.

- Ohh. Holy sh--!

- What was that?

- I can medically clear her.

So get her dressed

and let me look at her.

- That's what I'm doing.

He's harboring some kind

of resentment.

[dance music]

- I get really nervous

when Hannah's around girls

that I like because she has

a reputation of weaseling in.

What was Hannah

telling you there?

You f---ing throw me

under the bus.

You did it with Lauren

when we were in New York,

and you're f---ing doing it

right now.

You're a f---ing alcoholic.

Get out of my f---ing way.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

- What have I done to you?

- All you do is f---ing

throw me under the bus.

- Bobby, we weren't

talking about you.

- I don't believe that

for a heartbeat.

You did this exactly

in New York,

and you know exactly

what I'm talking about.

- What did I say bad

about you?

- I don't want to talk to you.

- If you're being

this aggressive to me--

- Don't f---ing use

that word, "aggressive."

I'm defusing the situation

and getting out of it.

- Tell me what I said

bad about you--

- It doesn't matter because

you'll forget it in the morning.

- No, no, you--

- Step out of my room.

Go to your bed.

Good night.

- You tell me what I said

bad about you.

Okay.

Is it just me or is that--

No, you know what,

f--- that

steroid-ingested

f---ing dickhead.

I'll remember this

conversation, Bobby,

and I won't be forgetting it

for a long time.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[sobs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[alarm blares]

♪ ♪

- I do love coffee

in the morning.

That's the Gemini in me

coming out.

- Oh right,

astrology bullsh--.

- Hey.

- Good morning.

- Ugh, kind of, I guess.

- Hannah showed me a different

side of her last night.

But hopefully she knows

I swing one way.

- How you doing?

- I'm--I'm hanging.

- I think Malia's probably

quite similar to me in that way,

where after a few drinks

she'll flirt with anything,

and I think it's not

even flirting.

Just being super friendly

and drunk.

Not really sure

what happened last night.

- Dude, f---ing Hannah was

talking sh-- last night.

You know, with her,

she gets so drunk.

She probably won't

remember it.

- He goes, "I f---ing know

what you said to Lauren."

And I'm like, "What?"

Bobby seems to think that I've

been talking sh-- to Lauren,

that I've been talking

sh-- to Malia.

Honestly, sometimes this

f---ing ego gets to his head.

I have done nothing wrong.

- Sorry you had

to go through that.

- Yeah, me too.

- She lies straight to my face.

- Lie over what?

- So we're up in New York,

and Lauren came to me and said,

"Hannah told me stay away

from him, he's a player."

Every time there's

another woman around

she gets in the way,

and now Malia

has this image that this is

how I am when I'm out partying.

My conscience is clean.

That's all I know.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Did I miss something

last night?

- Uh, yeah.

- What happened?

Why?

What?

- Which I haven't at all.

- I don't--I really can't

remember you saying

one bad thing about him.

If anything you're like,

"Bobby's like a brother.

I love him

like a brother."

Yeah.

I was in New York.

Bobby was in New York.

He invited me out on a date,

but he also happened to invite

two other girls.

So it became a group date.

Fast forward,

we end up at the club.

Hannah's there.

After multiple

rounds of drinks,

she say something

along the lines of,

"I can't believe

he's doing this to you.

Like, I would be embarrassed

if I were you."

Well, I have your back.

I know it's [indistinct].

♪ ♪

- Adam, Hannah and Wes,

meet me in the crew mess.

- Oh, what's up?

- Come sit next to me, Adam.

- Hi, Sandy.

- Hey.

This is gonna be fun.

The primary charter member

is Jim McBride,

AKA Mr. Skin.

The founder of MrSkin.com,

the famous celebrity

nudity website.

- Oh!

- The site if you want to find

celebrity boobs or butt.

- Oh, yeah.

- And they would like

to schedule

their Naked News photo shoot.

They report the news naked.

- Ooh.

- Last charter season when there

was a lot of skin on show...

- I could kiss you right now.

[laughter]

- The little Smurf

got very excited,

and we all saw

how that ended.

- You did it behind our backs.

You're in deep sh--, dude.

- So I'm hoping the boys

can keep it in their pants

and remain professional.

- They're actually here to

celebrate their anniversary

of their company.

His wife, Michelle,

will be joining him on the trip

as well as some of his key

employees and business partners.

And it looks like you're gonna

have fun on the food side.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, this whole page.

"I eat raw

plant-based diet.

"I will eat

a few cooked meals

out of consideration

for the chef."

They don't even teach

raw in culinary school.

I'm pretty sure they'd

be out of a f---ing job

if they did, right?

- Ah, the guests

want to surprise the primary

with a cake shaped

as a nude woman

at their anniversary party.

- Wait, where do you see that?

What? Where?

- Time to start baking.

♪ ♪

- [imitates snoring]

♪ ♪

- What's up?

- Hi.

- I'm gonna need your honesty

here in a little bit,

because I'm gonna talk

to Hannah and I'm really--

- This is not involving me.

- It is.

This is when

Hannah pulled you aside

and talked sh-- saying

don't waste your time with me.

- Yeah.

- At the club.

- Yeah.

- And I guarantee you,

she's gonna deny it, and you're

gonna come and tell the truth.

- Nope, I'm not getting

involved in that. Uh-uh.

- It's happening.

- Nope.

I want no part of this.

You need to work it out

with Hannah.

- I'm pulling you in,

and you better have my back.

♪ ♪

- Cool. Thank you.

You know people think raw diets

are just gonna be so easy.

Oh, you just peel the carrot.

- Bye-bye.

- Bye.

- And it's like, well no,

I'm sorry.

For a $200,000 charter

on a yacht with a private chef,

you gotta actually

do something

that adds flavor

but never cook it.

I'll take one of those.

Mmm.

♪ ♪

- Bobby, do you mind passing me

one of the Red Bulls?

For me and Bobby,

the way I feel now there's

no coming back from this.

For him to call me

an alcoholic,

that to me is unforgiveable.

♪ ♪

- Uh-uh, why are you doing it

in a cardboard box?

It's gonna cause a fire,

you don't think?

- Does it?

- I don't know.

- Can you put cardboard

in a microwave?

- No. Ah!

- Where's Bobby

when we need him?

- You look nice in this light.

- Thanks.

- So we gotta talk.

And I'll apologize

for, you know,

attacking you verbally with

your drinking and everything,

but you were

talking to Malia.

I know you guys

were talking about me,

'cause I heard my name.

All I thought of was

when we were in New York,

and you trashed me to Lauren.

You told her

to stay away from me,

don't waste your time with me.

- No, I did not.

- Yes, you did.

You don't need

to lie about it.

- I'm not lying.

I said, "I don't think it's fair

that he invited you on a date

and brought two other girls."

- That's not what she told me.

And when you pull Malia aside,

you guys haven't said two words

to each other since day one.

- 'Cause we're not

in the same department.

- Okay, don't be a smart-ass.

- Don't tell me what to do,

Bobby.

- Bobby to Lauren.

- F---.

Go ahead, Bobby.

- Could you come

to the bow, please?

- I'll be right there.

- And then you want to call me

aggressive last night.

- You were aggressive.

- I walked away

from the situation.

- You started

the situation, Bobby.

- So either she's lying

or you're lying.

Who's lying?

- I'll be the liar.

- What? Huh?

- I'm a liar.

- Sorry?

- So you're saying

that she never said that

you need to stay away from me?

- Bobby, this was months ago.

I don't remember verbatim

what she said to me.

- But--

- But you told me

right then and there that

she was trash talking me.

- We were drinking.

I don't remember.

- Why would I make this up?

- I don't--I--

Can we just, like,

leave what happened

in New York in New York?

- No, what happened

last night--

- We'll hook you up

with Malia, no worries.

- No, that is not the point.

- Like, that's what

you want, right?

Why are you so upset?

- You guys are f---ing

playing games.

I don't know what is going on.

I'm so confused.

I'm f---ed.

- Can I go back to laundry?

I have a lot to do.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

that would be great. Thank you.

- Thanks for your support,

Lauren.

Why don't you go f--- Ben?

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- There's a little step there.

Do you want me to hold--

Or are you all right?

There are unmentionable parts

staring right into

my eyeballs.

- And later...

- Bobby called me out

for hooking up with you.

- Really?

- Yeah, "Why don't you

go f--- Ben?"

- You guys are

f---ing playing games.

- Can I go back to laundry?

I have a lot to do.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

that would be great.

- Thanks for your support,

Lauren.

Why don't you go f--- Ben?

- Oh, my God.

- I took Lauren as my date

to an event in Fort Lauderdale,

and Chef Ben was there.

The next thing I know,

Lauren's leaving

with Chef Ben.

She f---ing screwed me over,

playing me with Ben.

- That has nothing

to do with me.

- I--I understand that

has nothing to do with you,

but you guys are f---ing

being shady.

- It's all making sense now.

Bobby's pissed off,

he's jealous,

and his ego

is very, very bruised.

- You guys are playing

some kind of f---ing game.

- Okay.

Cool.

[gentle music]

[phone line rings]

- [British accent]

Hello, love.

- Hello.

- Are you cooking?

- Yeah.

- Cool.

- How's it going?

- I'm good.

I'm getting along great

with Hannah.

I think she's happy

with my work.

Aww.

Yachting world is really small,

so Bobby introduced me

to his friend, Ben,

and Ben and I hit it off.

Bobby has lost his sh--.

- Uh-oh.

- He called me out

for hooking up with you.

- Really?

- Yeah, "Why don't you

go f--- Ben?"

- That's not good.

- Yeah, he just made himself

look like a complete ass.

The second I met Ben

I was like,

okay, this guy

is way more my type.

This guy is not my type.

Yeah, my roommate.

I don't think so

after this sh--.

[laughter]

I miss you!

I miss you!

- Um, yeah...

- I miss you.

- Hey, mama.

- Hey, baby.

You don't look good.

What's going on?

- Ugh, f---.

- What? What happened?

- I'm just so blown away,

like, how blindsided I just got.

It's like I feel so duped.

I've got a girl that

screwed me over already,

and I was a f---ing sucker

and I forgave her

for screwing my friend.

And I'm like, she f---ing

just bald-faced lied to me,

'cause she doesn't want

to be on Hannah's bad side.

I tried to do this

to meet a girl,

and then I think about--

I think--

I think about...

- It's okay, baby.

- ...everything with--

with Alex.

- I know, honey.

- You know, a few years ago

I was in a serious relationship,

and I wanted to be with her

for the rest of my life.

But I wasn't good enough

for her mom

because I didn't have money.

And so I left

the fire department

to get out of town

to make more money,

and find somebody

that was like her.

You know, it really--

Sh--.

- The temper kicks you

in the gut sometimes,

but you're a good man,

sweetie,

and I know that,

and don't lose sight of it.

I love you so damn much--

- I love you, too.

- Here's a hug, here's a hug.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Deck crew, deck crew,

please meet me

on the bridge deck aft.

- Copy for Malia and Bobby.

- Lauren and Bugsy,

can you meet me

in the main saloon

for a stew meeting?

Okay, we are in for

a very interesting charter.

We have Mr. Skin.

both: Mr. Skin?

- They get photos of celebrities

and post them on a website.

- Is it like classy

or like tacky?

- It's extremely tacky,

and they're going to do

a Naked News photo shoot.

So there's going to be

a lot of nakedness.

- Wow.

We're gonna be, like,

running around with disinfectant

after them

wherever they might sit.

- They better have Brazilians

if I'm serving food.

- So we definitely

have some areas

we need to improve.

Last night when we go

to drop the anchor,

we dumped it all out.

- What the f---?

- We're out of chain?

- There's no way.

- F---.

So we're gonna

definitely learn

a slow and controlled

descent.

Bobby knows he made a mistake.

I'm not gonna

come down on him.

I'm gonna make sure

he drops the f---ing chains

until he gets it right.

The last shackle is red.

That means stop.

That red shackle needs

to always stay on deck.

Say it's 60 meters.

You know that one shackle

is how many meters?

- It's 98.

- No.

- 27.3 meters.

- 27.3 meters.

So we'll practice

some anchoring.

- I'm not good with my meters.

- You guys will work

on your meters.

- Yeah.

- Sandy's not like

all other captains.

When you screw up,

she doesn't yell at you,

but you feel it.

It's way worse.

- We'll get more efficient.

We're gonna make it happen.

- Take these to the bilge.

Do you want pickles up here?

- Those you can keep up there.

- Yeah?

- Those are gonna be for her.

Those are by request.

I've got a pescatarian.

I've got a gluten-free.

I've got a vegan.

I've got a raw.

Jesus.

Whoa.

[knife clatters]

♪ ♪

- Alaska would be sick.

- I think that's the next boat

I want to get on,

is something doing

that side of the world.

- And I've got some

ex-boyfriends in Alaska.

- So you do the whole

relationship thing?

- Not really.

- "Not really."

- Just fly-by-night

kinda girl.

- That'd be more my speed.

It's definitely fun to have,

you know, man candy around.

All these good looking guys.

- [chuckles]

- And Wes is the kinda guy

that I should go for.

You know, the sweet,

innocent, fun guy,

but for some reason

I always get sucked in

to that bad boy.

You smell like pure gasoline.

- I like that smell.

- I know I shouldn't go there,

but it's gonna be really fun

kind of vibe.

- It's hard enough in yachting

just to have a gym contract,

never mind a relationship.

- Yeah, that's what I like.

- Malia definitely

is a good-looking girl,

but I'm strict in my rules and

I do not mess with crewmembers.

[phone line rings]

- Who?

- Bugs.

- Bugs?

Okay.

[sighs]

- Hey.

I go to my room, and I have

a WhatsApp from my mom

saying,

"Please call me urgently."

I know exactly what

it's gonna be about,

because my gran

was in hospital.

- My God.

- They weren't expecting it

for, like, a few weeks.

- My heart's just bleeding

for her right now.

She's lost someone

close to her.

So whatever she needs,

she can have.

I'm not sure.

I'm gonna just leave her

at the moment.

- I lost my mother

when I was on a boat,

and it's so difficult.

I feel terrible

what Bugs is experiencing.

I'm so sorry.

- Thank you.

- What do you want to do?

- I'm not sure at the moment.

- Anytime you want to talk,

I'm here.

- Thank you.

- I don't want to cry.

- [sighs]

I wonder if she'll fly home.

I wonder if I do a charter

with two stewardesses

if that will officially

send me over the edge.

- What was her name?

- Aileen.

And she was actually the one

that gave me my name.

I was really close

with my grandma.

She was one of my best friends.

You know, she was so excited

for me to be joining

this new boat.

She knows how passionate I am

about being on yachts,

and she was just

a huge part of my life.

Just kind of want to breathe

and just get back into it

just to take my mind off it.

- Yeah, all right.

- Thank you so much, Captain.

- You're welcome.

- My gran was

such a strong woman,

and I need

to pull myself together.

It's what she would

have said to me.

You know,

"You're here to do a job,

"and you've got

guests arriving.

They can't see you

crying like this."

♪ ♪

- See if you can get this

brown spot, if that'll come up.

- Give me a hug, Bugs.

Be all right, okay?

- Thank you.

- All crew, all crew, in your

uniforms in five minutes.

- All good to go.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Work our tails.

- Working it off.

- All crew, all crew,

dock now please.

- Okay, we could either

be nasty for the guests or--

- Yeah, she wants

a great image,

but at least give us time

to put on our great image.

Jesus Christ,

give me ten minutes

so I can do my hair,

you know?

- This isn't Sandy style,

and Sandy's getting

really unhappy at the moment.

We gotta definitely

work on our timing.

All right, come on, guys.

The chartered clients

are going to arrive.

- Is there anything else

you need now?

- Nope, I just need

to pour this.

- It's beautiful.

- Okay, here they are.

- F---.

Will you fix your shirt?

Like, pull it together.

Okay.

- Gorgeous, gorgeous,

gorgeous ship.

- All right,

here we go, guys.

- If we hit the rocks,

we're totally screwed.

- Boy, we've really drifted.

- Gorgeous, gorgeous ship.

- All right,

here we go, guys.

- Beautiful.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Welcome aboard.

- Thank you.

I'm Jim, Mr. Skin.

Nice to meet you, Captain.

- Nice to meet you.

Welcome.

- Michelle.

Very nice to meet you.

- Michelle, welcome.

This is the rest of my crew.

- Hi there. Wesley.

Welcome to the boat.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Bobby.

- Hi, Bobby.

Jim. Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Max.

Nice to meet you.

All right,

hold on a minute.

Which one of you

is gonna be the one

that's walking

around the boat naked?

I hope it's not Mr. Skin

doing naked.

No, please.

- So Hannah's

our chief stew,

and she's gonna

show you your cabins.

- Awesome.

Thank you so much.

Really looking forward

to it, guys.

- Okay, guys, come on board.

I'll give you a tour.

So this is

the main dining area.

- It's beautiful.

- Gorgeous.

- Cold towel?

- Thank you very much.

- Main saloon.

- My God.

- Gorgeous.

- The bar, which his important.

- For our trip, yes.

- There's, like,

20 bags over there.

- Serious?

- Now to the top deck.

- Oh, my God!

We can work out.

- You can work out.

- That's awesome.

- Yes.

- You have some

happy people here.

- Good.

- Hallelujah.

- Nastiest ceviche I ever made

right there.

- For this charter,

I plan on staying

as busy as possible

to keep my mind

off of the situation

with Bobby.

- You know one of these

is just sex toys.

[laughs]

- Whoa, that's a lot

of luggage.

- Through here

we have the master.

- Wow.

- Oh, man, it's beautiful.

- Beautiful.

- Look at that tub.

Very nice.

- We all fit in here.

- I'll take you down and show

you the rest of the cabins.

- Awesome.

- Very cool.

- There's three doubles.

- Are Kat and I sharing a bed?

- Yeah, you're sharing a room.

- I'm not sharing a bed

with Whitney.

- Shut up.

- It's either her or me.

- Then you can sleep

on the couch.

- Pick your choice.

- I'm gonna go with Sam.

[laughter]

- Yeah.

- All these guests are gonna

get naked anyway,

so why don't they just

share the same bed?

- It's beautiful.

- Deck crew, deck crew,

let's get into it.

♪ ♪

- And then I think we're

gonna hop in our swimsuits

and we're gonna sunbathe.

- Okay, sure.

You go and relax.

I'll come see you in a minute.

- All right, thanks, Hannah.

- Captain, we're good to go

at your command.

- I always like to go

bow to stern.

- Copy that.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- What's taking him so long?

- Just pull the line in

without uncleating it,

'cause sometimes

I'm gonna need you

to get the lines off

in a hurry.

- Max is definitely a bit

more green than I thought,

and it's putting a lot

of pressure on me.

- I'm not that fast.

- It's 12:30.

Do you guys wanna relax

for like an hour and--

- Yeah, absolutely.

- There's six shots in total

that we need.

Let's do three shots today

and three shots tomorrow.

So that's enough to allow us

to enjoy ourselves and--

- Can I top you off

with some champagne?

- Oh, that'd be awesome.

Yes, thank you very much.

- All right, Captain,

all lines are on the boat.

You are free to move

at will.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Bobby.

- Yeah?

- You can start doing

midship lines.

♪ ♪

- Isn't this nice?

- We need some nudity.

- Andrea.

- Yeah?

- Can you guys

get a little naked?

- Yeah.

- Cool.

- Come on now.

Don't be restrictive.

- Whitney's butt

is pretty fantastic.

- That's why she's stuck around.

I mean, I've wanted to fire her

a thousand times.

- But she has a nice ass.

- But she has a nice ass.

- All right, there you go.

- Is your wife gonna be okay

with everyone getting naked

and stuff?

- She doesn't give a sh--.

17 years of this.

- Get a bucket,

fill it with ice, beers,

and just leave it there

and refresh it.

- Yeah.

- Which is way easier on us.

- We're gonna go film, so

we just need the other camera

and the mic.

We'll do it

from the deck below.

- Now you're talking.

- Now we're talking.

- Thanks.

- So 2:30 lunch?

- No. I'm freaking out, man!

- This is the menu?

- Yeah.

- I'll have my radio on

if you need me.

- Okay, Lauren.

Go on break.

Gluten-free?

- Ceviche, tostada, salad.

- Local octopus.

- Local pus.

- With a vegan option,

and all of the above

is gluten-free.

- Nailed it.

God, you're good.

I didn't high five you

too hard just now, did I?

- No, it was good.

[gentle music]

- My mind's empty.

I'm feeling drained.

I'm feeling tired, but I know

I'm gonna get through it.

I felt her with me.

I knew that she

woulda been proud of me

to just get out there

and do what I love doing.

- How 'bout Bugsy

and her grandma?

I mean, I don't know.

I wonder how close they were.

- And you're gonna be naked,

so take your bottoms off.

And you obviously

want to get her--

like, most of her body.

You call action

and then beat and then go.

- I'll say it loud enough--

- Nice.

- I mean, this yacht

is only 160 feet.

[sighs] This whole thing

just feels cheap.

- Okay, you didn't

say the lines,

but you know what,

that was still good.

- I don't think the people

viewing the Naked News

really care about the lines.

Like thanks, Spielberg.

- So you're not quite sure

how to play back?

- No, I'm not.

- That's a little beef stew

for you.

Get it in your bellies.

- Little bit of beef stew?

- [sighs]

- Things are really awkward

with Bobby and I.

He's, like,

going out of his way

to avoid talking to me.

- This is perfect for me.

- The last thing I want to do

is give Lauren

any kind of attention.

I'm just here to work,

make some money.

- Okay, so last shot.

Um, hot tub.

I need to ask

someone for some help.

Oh, here.

- Hello.

- Can I ask you a favor?

- Yeah, for sure.

- I know you look busy.

- That's all right.

- We're just shooting something

for one particular shot.

- Okay.

- So she's gonna be

in the hot tub.

Whitney, are you good?

You know your line?

Let's go.

Okay, so hold on.

Can you get in the tub?

- There's a little step there.

Do you want me to hold--

Or are you all right?

There are unmentionable parts

staring right into

my eyeballs.

- So when she says,

"This is clearly 101,"

give her the champagne

and then...

- Mm-hmm, walk down.

- Walk down.

- Perfect.

If my gran could see me now.

- I specifically asked them

to set it at 103 degrees.

This is clearly 101.

♪ ♪

- Wes, Wes, go ahead

and drop the starboard anchor.

- Copy that.

- So let out three shackles,

three shackles.

- Copy that,

gonna let out three shackles.

As you start moving back,

I'll walk it out,

feed it out slowly.

This is a weird

situation for me

because there's just

naked people everywhere

and hopefully I don't

mess up the anchor.

All right, that's shackles

in the water.

- We need coconut oil

everywhere.

- Oh.

- You're a grown-ass man.

Own up.

You're attacking me.

- I'm attacking you right now?

- This is all so stupid, Bobby.

You understand

how stupid this is?

[upbeat music]

- We got vegan, vegan.

- Vegan and vegan

and only seafood.

No meat.

And she just eats plants.

- Want me to start plating?

- Yeah, I'll tell them

to go and be seated.

Would you like wine

with lunch?

- A little white wine for sure.

- White wine?

Okay, my pleasure.

- Thank you.

- [scatting]

[upbeat music]

So feeding a raw vegetarian,

you've gotta get creative.

I'm gonna make

a coconut ceviche,

but we're gonna do hers

with Portobello mushrooms

instead of the fish.

So she's gonna get vegan,

she's gonna get raw.

She's gonna get all those

stupid things that she wants,

and everyone else

can still have the ceviche.

I'm not sweating yet.

- Which one is the vegan one,

sweetheart?

- These two are vegan, raw.

- And gluten-free.

- That's correct.

- So for lunch we have

a ceviche tostada

with local octopus,

and the vegan option

is with mushrooms.

- I actually wrote

no octopus and squid.

Basically no cephalopods, yeah.

- We can make you

something else if you're--

- No, no, no, no.

- Are you sure?

- It's good.

- Okay.

- I think I'm a convert.

From now on I only eat

things with tentacles.

- The flavor in food

comes from vegan stuff.

- You keep

telling yourself that.

- Um, Adam.

- Yeah?

- Keep in mind.

- Hmm.

- But she said she might

start eating octopus now.

- Well, f---ing eh.

- This is so good.

- So good.

[gentle music]

- Oh, Jesus.

- Are we missing one of the--

- One of the circle things?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Oh, okay.

- Nearly there.

♪ ♪

- This is pretty.

- Thank you.

- Let's go.

- Later.

- Later.

- Wow, that looks incredible.

- So this is a trio of sorbet.

- But it's so beautiful

you don't even want to eat it.

- Says you.

I want to eat it.

- Everything look good there,

Bobby?

- Coming out.

Looking good.

- I want to get in the water.

I'm ready to play.

- You're ready to play?

- Yeah.

- Okay, opening transit door.

- Yeah.

- Mr. Skin, do you know

the movie "Doppelganger"?

- Of course, that was

18-year-old Drew Barrymore

in the shower,

pre-breast reduction, too.

- Pre-breast reduction?

- Oh, yeah.

- Who would do that?

- All right, coming up.

- Looks good, mate.

- Good job.

♪ ♪

- Leave those down here, yeah?

Thank you.

Okay.

- Cool.

- I'm gonna continue

working with Bobby

for the rest of the season,

but my walls are up now,

and once my emotions

have closed down,

it's very, very difficult

to get back in there.

- Ooh.

- Nice vagina.

- Look out.

- This is where I like to be.

- You can't not look.

Your eyes just go there.

Titties and vagina

and ass.

♪ ♪

[smooth music]

- I gotta be careful

or I'll sh-- my pants.

- I'm advocating I sh-- my pants

six times last year.

- Do you have IBS?

- No.

I was backpacking in Asia

and ate some bad street food.

- Was it rolling down your leg?

- Yeah, it's funny.

- I don't know

if I have a chance with Malia

or not at this point.

I want her to know fun Bobby,

not I'm pissed off

at Hannah and Lauren

for lying Bobby.

She was telling me that

she sh-- her pants in Asia.

It sounds like

a f---ing song.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Oh.

It's not raining.

- I was hoping to see stars.

- Oh.

- I'll give you a shout,

you know, if it clears up.

- Oh, I'd love that.

- How you doing, Bugs?

- I'm doing good.

Thanks, Adam.

How are you doing?

- You buggin' or what?

The fact that she can even

force out a smile is incredible.

If I lost my grandma

right now,

I don't think I would be

as strong as she is.

- Here's lime.

- Okay.

- If you can just get

salt and tequila.

I'm just gonna check in

with Hannah.

- Tequila.

Oh, I hate tequila.

♪ ♪

- Whoa, those are big shots.

- Cheers again.

- Perfect.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God,

this is gorgeous.

Amazing.

- Deck crew, deck crew.

- Copy that.

Happy to help.

- You guys can be seated for

dinner when you're ready, okay?

- Awesome.

You guys ready to go?

- Let the ladies go first.

- Let's do it.

- The vegan's gonna be

so happy.

Bet you she's never

had celery puree before.

- Well, actually she's raw...

- I still don't get it.

- So it doesn't do her

a lick of good.

Raw means you never cooked it.

I don't eat raw, so I don't

really know what people want.

But things that

make me uncomfortable,

bring it on.

- Anyone want some red vino?

Very nice.

- You're ready for soups?

- I am.

- This smells divine.

- All right, guys, enjoy.

- Bon appétit.

- Cheers. Bon appétit.

- Bababooey.

- Bon appétit.

- Exactly.

- Bon appétit.

- Lauren, if you could

take your break now,

that would be great.

Thank you.

- [sighs]

Things with Bobby

are just getting weirder.

I definitely think there's

built-up resentment from before.

I didn't think

it was this bad though.

It's like, dude,

do you wanna walk about this?

Do you wanna pretend

this never happened?

Like, where you at?

- Malia, are you staying

in the galley with me?

- She is.

- I guess.

- What?

How are your day today?

- Did some sunbathing,

you know?

- Were you nude

with everyone else?

- Yeah.

- Son of a bitch.

Can't believe I missed that.

Malia's a good-looking

little lady.

- I know.

- Out of all the people

on the boat to be helping me

in the galley,

I'm pretty stoked

that she's the one.

- Plant woman.

- She's getting extra plant.

Beef demi.

Hold that level.

Always hold them level.

- Okay.

- We have a beef tenderloin

with parsnip celery puree.

For the ladies,

we have a Portobello steak.

- Fantastic.

- Bon appétit.

- Beautiful presentation.

- Thank you.

- Stillwater?

- Oh, sure. Yes, please.

- I really hope Bugsy

manages to get through it

and stays on for the season.

Thank you for letting me know.

- You have fun

with your smoke.

- Yeah.

- Rawr.

- Right now

I just want to say anything

that's gonna make

Bobby happy.

It's like, what can I do?

You want a hug?

Do you want a milk shake?

Like, I just want you

to feel better.

Like, I hate confrontation.

- Okay, I'll see you

in the morning.

- Okay, I'll see you

in the morning.

♪ ♪

- Good night.

- Good night.

We'll see you tomorrow.

- Have a good sleep.

- Thank you.

- I'll see you in the morning.

This journey of my grandma

passing away,

at the end of the day

it's just one

of life's many challenges

that tries to knock you down.

I'm gonna get

straight back up

and I'm very proud of myself.

- I am genuinely sorry

for hurting you,

however I may

have hurt you, okay?

- The reason this all started

is because I jumped

to conclusions with Hannah,

thinking she was

talking sh-- about me.

- She didn't say anything nice.

- Okay, so you keep going

back and forth,

that, like, you lied,

and now you're kinda saying

you didn't lie.

- No, I'm saying

that was my conclusions

from what she said.

- Now I'm confused.

Who's lying?

- I'll be the liar.

I'm a lair.

- She said she was lying.

Now she's saying in so many

words that she isn't lying.

- This is all so stupid, Bobby.

You understand

how stupid this is?

- No, you just don't get it.

- You're right, I don't.

You're 31,

and you're a grown-ass man.

- I'm speaking clearly--

- Own up, okay?

You got drunk as f---

the other night.

You called Hannah

an alcoholic.

You're attacking me.

- I'm attacking you

right now?

- We hung out, we hung out--

- You called me here.

- Yeah, because we need to talk.

- We're done.

- Very mature.

- Yeah.

- Very mature.

- I'm not gonna sit here

and have you say

I'm attacking you

when you f---ing

called me out here.

- No resolution.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- There you go.

- What's up, what's up?

- You know what

I was thinking?

We are gonna find

a rock or two to tie on.

- That sounds good.

- One of the things

that's really beautiful

about the Mediterranean

is you have a lot

of opportunities

to go stern-to

and tie to a rock.

You need shoes

that you can climb on a rock.

- Rock, yeah.

- We want to create

this beautiful sanctuary

where it feels like it's their

own private little area.

- And we'll start

heading off now?

- Yeah.

- This time around,

we've got to make it work.

- What the f---?

- We're out of chain?

- There's no way.

- I mean, we don't want

to look silly twice.

- There it is.

- Oh. 4308.

[laughter]

- I definitely can tell

when people have been

talking about me.

It's the worst feeling ever.

Usually if I'm uncomfortable

or I'm upset, like,

my first reaction

is to, like, run away.

But there's nowhere to go.

- All right, let's go up there

and see what's up.

- Hey, Lauren.

- Good morning.

Can I talk to you

when you get a chance?

- Yeah, sure.

- Maybe we can have like

a smoke or something?

I could use one.

- Okay, sure. Go and grab one.

Drama before 10:30 A.M.

- What?

- What did you do to her?

- Oh, I swear, I didn't

do anything mean.

- What's going on?

- I'm just, like--

I'm being ostracized

by the deck crew and like--

over this whole Bobby thing.

Like, every time I go down to

the crew mess to do something,

they're, like, talking sh--

and then it gets quiet.

You know when

you walk into a room

and somebody's

talking about you.

It's uncomfortable.

I don't even want to, like,

go down there,

and that's where I have

to do most of my work.

You know, like, I don't even

want to talk to any of them.

- Okay.

I don't have time

for tears and tantrums.

But at the same time, I really

need to keep her motivated

because we can't do

an entire charter season

without a third stew.

- I really am, like,

so annoyed.

- Just try and not let it

affect you mentally.

- Okay.

- Can I offer you

some coffee, tea?

Some orange juice?

- Oh, my God,

is it beautiful out.

- Gorgeous.

Good morning, Captain.

- Good morning. We're

gonna head around the corner.

We have this

beautiful location for you.

I'm not going to describe it

because I want to see your eyes.

- Got it.

- When you see it.

- Amazing.

- We're looking forward to it.

Thank you.

- Okay. Awesome.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, nice.

- Oh, beautiful.

- Fantastic.

- Love another coffee, please.

- Cool, thank you.

- Pleasure.

♪ ♪

- So this is what's

gonna happen.

Bobby, you're gonna

be lifting the anchor today.

Maxy, we're gonna go off,

we're gonna go on the tender.

We're gonna take

two 100-meter lines.

And then as soon

as we're underway

and we go in there

to drop anchors,

I'm gonna go

two anchors down.

We're gonna tie off

to two rocks.

There's like a sweet cliff.

Cool, and I need to get changed

into some wet gear.

Stern tie is unique

to the Mediterranean.

You've got these beautiful

cliffs you can tie to,

but it's tricky,

and having a green deck crew,

it might be too much

to ask at this stage.

Captain Sandy, tender is away.

Max, hold on.

- Bobby, Bobby, Sandy.

Ready to take the anchor up.

- Copy that,

pulling the anchor up now.

Anchor's in the pocket.

♪ ♪

- You look so cute,

and I'm like a big, sloppy mess.

- You've got a great body.

You should be wearing bikinis

and rocking it.

- You're a lawyer,

not a model.

- Thanks for the reminder.

- Whoo!

- So we're gonna tie off to this

point and off to that point.

We're trying to find

a good-looking rock,

put a chain around it

and bring it back.

Chain gang.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God,

this is magnificent.

- Here she is.

- Wow.

- Look at this.

This is insane.

- Unbelievable.

- It's stunning.

- Drop the starboard anchor

60 meters.

- Keep going, keep going.

Bobby, come ground here.

- Good job, Bobby.

- All right, we have got

the starboard line on the winch.

- Screwing up the anchors for me

was really stressful,

and all I wanted to do

was impress the captain.

She's just gonna watch me

like a hawk,

and any minor mistake

I could get fired for.

- Tender is heading

to the port line.

- Got it.

- Yeah, all right.

Foredeck, foredeck.

We've got tension

on port side,

and we've got quite a lot

of tension on starboard side,

and I think

if you guys are happy

we're gonna lock it off there,

we're lined up nicely.

- Excellent job, guys.

That was like pros.

- Thank you, Captain.

- Is lunch ready or something?

- At 1:30.

- We've got some of the guests

at the table here.

- I love the decorations.

- It's so pretty, right?

- What a centerpiece.

- Quick, quick, quick, quick.

Okay, good.

- Thank you very much.

- Golden.

- Wanna take this one?

- Yep.

[beeping]

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Look at the sink.

It's about to overflow.

- Holy sh--, you're right.

- Bugs, can you come to

the galley and help me ASAP?

Please!

- Get a bucket.

- Yeah?

[beeping]

- What's going on?

- The sink is overflowing.

I f---ing need help.

- And every once in a while,

I just lick it.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God,

oh, my God, I can't--

- Yeah, that's okay.

Let's go.

- The people who eat meat

have bacon vinaigrette.

The people who do not

have balsamic vinaigrette.

- Thanks, Hannah.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- Here we go.

- Yep.

Right here.

- So good.

- So fresh and healthy.

[beeping]

- So the wind's picking up.

We're stern-tied

to the cliff.

So we're drifting

over to port.

If we hit the rocks,

we're totally screwed.

[beeping]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- That was great.

- Everyone loved it.

There was like--

- Oh, good.

It's our job

to make sure the guests

have absolutely

no idea what's happening.

- Oh, my God,

did I love that lunch.

- I love lunch!

- Hey, Wes.

I'm sorry to wake you,

but I need your help.

- Okay, cool.

♪ ♪

- Wanna take some sweet

selfie videos?

Oh, God.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I think it's going down.

- Yes!

- [groans]

- Crisis aborted.

- My video is starting now.

- Ahhh!

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Looks like

an inflatable cooch.

- She's calling it

an inflatable cooch.

- That's what it looks like.

- Boy, we've really drifted.

- I trust the captain.

- Yeah, she's a badass captain.

[lines groaning]

- Point your toes.

- Max, I need you

to get in the tender,

and I need a push.

- I'm giving that an eight.

- Eight.

- The wind's picked up.

I need you to get

in that tender and push.

- Okay.

- 'Cause I gotta

figure this out.

Max, come push.

Max, Max.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- Go around and push.

Move.

It's getting really close.

[beeping]

Okay, so we have to move because

the wind's really kicked up.

Max, come push the boat.

- Push that massive, huge boat

with this little boat?

Really?

- Max, what are you doing?

♪ ♪

- Next on...

- Easy on the boobs.

- He's fabricating things

for attention.

- He's just a boy.

Get over it.

- It's just so unfair

that this is happening to me.

- So we've got Sam,

we've got Whitney, plant lady.

- Okay, okay, stop.

- Adam is stressed.

But you know what?

Getting snippy with me is

not gonna help the situation.

- We should start moving soon,

I would think.

- What is that rat's nest?

- So obviously we're

having a few issues

with the anchor chain.

- So it's really tangled, huh?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, but she wants

to call me scared?

"If you're scared,

you can leave."

- That anchor chain

weighs so much.

If it breaks and you're down

there, that's your life.

- Oh, sh--.

Sorry!

- F---!

- Oh, sh--.

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