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- Previously, on

"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Croatia's the new hot spot

of Europe.

- Three, two, one!

- I'm actually back

to do this again.

Surprise, bitches!

- My name's Adam.

- Adam. Sandy.

- Are you the first mate?

- No. I'm the captain.

- [laughs] Okay.

F---.

- How are you?

- Nice to see you again.

- This season,

I'm here to work

and impress the captain.

If I find love, that's a bonus.

- Malia. Nice to meet you.

- Malia, nice to meet you.

- My God.

Malia is a total babe.

- Nice to see you!

- Lauren and I had

a short little fling

that ended, so...

I hope things

aren't gonna be awkward.

- Our first charter.

they call themselves

The Tribe.

They're into fitness.

- Each guest

gets their own Post-it note.

Goes on the rim of the plate.

That way, you guys know

where it's going,

and I know what to put

in the plate.

- One thing I've learned

in my career

is do not argue with chefs.

- I'm not a micromanager.

Fold those towels up

and gimme that trash can.

Those are coming out.

- I just prefer to put it away,

like, properly.

- That's not gonna be the case.

You will not be working

till midnight.

In the charter world,

I have a reputation.

Reverse! I want you

to go back out there,

and I want you to practice

going in and out of reverse.

I want the bowline

in your hand--practice.

Go forward, go reverse.

Come get me.

I'm gonna show you how to do it.

- F---.

[dramatic musical sting]

[ship horn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All right, so, here's

what we're gonna do. Ready?

- Oh, my God, poor Malia.

- See how

this bowline's here?

You worked on a dive boat,

so you understand how efficient

one needs to be on their own.

- Sandy, Sandy, Hannah.

if we could get a tender run

quickly with the food,

that would be great.

- Ready to go

to the beach, guys?

both: Yeah.

- Awesome.

All the guests are ready,

so we're just gonna

bring it all together.

I got this.

I want you to go eat.

- She's gonna send

the food now

at the same time as the guests,

which is exactly

what I didn't wanna do,

'cause I wanted everything

set up before they got here.

Like, I'm getting annoyed,

which is really scary,

'cause it's day three.

I really don't know whether

I'm gonna last

the charter season

with this captain.

- Is this pineapple

for the crew?

- Yeah, go for it.

- I love fruit.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

- Here's to amazing service

and grojitos.

Cheers!

all: Grojitos! Whoo!

- We all have our different

ways of dealing with stress,

and maybe Sandy's way

of dealing with stress

is kind of trying to grasp

control of the situation.

Perfect.

- Thanks.

- My pleasure.

- Thank you.

- So lunch is ready

whenever you are.

So this is a yellowfin

tuna tartare,

and we have a Hawaiian

poke salad.

- All right, thank you!

- I love how everything's

very fresh.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- I know I give

a lot of information.

I really wanna be mindful

of that,

'cause I know it can be

overwhelming.

- Being the green deckhand

and a female who wants to

one day be a captain,

it's important to me

to impress Captain Sandy.

I want her to think

that I'm capable.

That was just a disaster

today,

setting up

the swim platform,

running stuff to the beach.

Like, we didn't know

where anything was.

- Definitely

not a disaster.

It's a learning curve.

And I pick up the slack.

- How's the cocktail?

- Good!

- So good.

- [sighs]

I got so lucky

with my chief stew, man.

She is the best.

- Yeah.

- It's scary coming onto

a new boat.

I'm always nervous to meet

the chief stew than the captain,

to be honest.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Plus, we knew each other

before, so I wasn't sure if she

was gonna remember me

in the best light.

I feel that I need to prove

myself to Hannah.

We started off

on a bad foot

with this whole Bobby thing,

you know, from the first

time I met her in New York.

I just wanna go

above and beyond and show her

that I'm real deal,

not like some bimbo

that Bobby brought to the club.

- Are you finished with that?

- Oh, yeah.

- We'll get it to go.

- Sorry, Wiz, Wiz, Hannah.

We're gonna send the guests

over on the first tender,

so if we can just get it

as soon as possible,

that'd be great.

- Thank you!

- Ladies, your chariot awaits.

♪ ♪

[Hannah sighs]

- I think it was

a job well done today.

- Yeah!

- That was great.

- Amazing!

- You had good weather.

Now it's starting

to come over a bit.

- Yeah, if you wanna drop

Hannah off,

then we can do

the rest later.

- You want me

on the bow, yeah?

- Yeah. You can weasel there.

- [laughs]

- In our off-season, Hannah

and I have been good friends,

and we've had a couple hook-ups

within our relationship.

- You have one f---ing

strip on your epaulet,

and I've got three.

- Really?

- Yeah! Really.

- So f--- you and f--- you

and f--- you!

But I get over things

pretty quickly,

and, uh, you know,

we move on.

Jump off, bro.

- Listen, I was hoping

to get like a belly dancer to

come and dance for the guests.

It's actually seven women.

No guys at all.

It's not that common

in the Mediterranean

to do theme nights,

but luckily, I do have

a bit of experience

from last charter season.

[all whooping]

- Oh, she finishes strong!

- Oh, my God.

- Wow.

- This is...stunning.

- It's beautiful.

- You look like a drunk judge.

- [slurring] There are

drunk...d-judges.

- Okay. Thank you so much.

- Deck crew, let's start

loading the toys.

- So this'll need to come

across this side again.

- One more time.

- One more time.

- Watch out for the--

both: Ooh!

- Got it.

So we don't need the back

release for coming on.

- No. Pull fast, pull fast.

- All right, good job, team.

Good job.

- I love that banana.

- Well, tonight should be fun.

- Yeah.

- Do you think if I made

lamb for the table,

they would eat it?

- Some of them, I guess, would.

- It's like worth a shot, right?

- It's "Moroccany".

- Uh-huh.

- I wanna start

picking up the anchor.

- Copy that!

[metal clanging]

- We got orange.

- How many colors

have come on the boat?

- We got red coming up

right now.

You know, I do have a charter

season under my belt,

so knowing that the other two

deckhands are green,

I think I'll be a pretty good

asset to Wes.

I want him to know that he can

come to me for help.

- Look at all these hot bodies!

- Oh!

- This is like...

boob delivery.

- Can I grab a menu

when you're ready?

- Yeah. Lentil soup...

- Okay.

- Call it a Moroccan Spice

lentil soup--how 'bout that?

I don't know much about

tribal themes.

I was in Vanuatu once.

They have tribes there,

and I'm pretty sure

they're cannibals,

so, uh...

don't think that's gonna work.

Roasted chick pea

and asparagus.

I was considering

a fish option.

- What type of fish is it?

- It is the local bass.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

[cheerful music]

- Look at the sun like

coming out of the clouds.

It's gorgeous.

- Are we being fierce?

- Now, we're just getting

a picture.

- Okay.

- Is the anchor ready?

- Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead

right up there now

and get it all sorted.

- Yeah, we're gonna be, um,

typing the stern to the rock,

so we'll need

that 100-meter line.

- Okay. Copy that.

A stern tie is when

you got two lines

coming out the back

of your boat tied to two rocks

so that where the guests

are sitting,

there are great sights

of the cliffs in front of them.

- [laughs]

Just kidding.

- Malia's a darn good-looking

lady.

How does beef tenderloin sound?

It'd be, like, well-done.

- No.

- Out of everyone that we have

as a crewmember right now,

she's the one I would

have in the galley.

Want me to butterfly yours?

I'd be happy to do that.

- So see those rocks?

The person in the tender

puts the chain

around the rocks...

- Okay?

- Feeds the line out

as they drive towards the boat.

- Perfect.

Get out there and do it.

Let's see who you really are.

How 'bout that one up there?

- Right in there.

Is there a little rock

you can tie onto?

- Yeah, copy that.

We've seen one.

♪ ♪

- Hey, what anchor

are we dropping?

- Starboard.

- Copy that. Thank you.

- The line is tied

to a rock with a chain on,

and we're ready to come back

whenever you're ready.

- We have to go in

with our war paint.

- We're getting crazy.

- So ready for a party now.

- So we have a belly dancer

on the way.

Is that true?

- We do, yeah.

- I wanna see this

belly dancing action.

- Drop the anchor.

- Here we go.

- We want five shackles

in the water.

- Copy. Five shackles.

[metal clattering]

- Once we set up, though,

this will look pretty epic.

- Slow it down!

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

- [yells indistinctly]

[clattering stops]

- Just a bunch of chain

dumping on the bottom.

So a controlled descent.

- Okay.

- Okay. Start letting out

some more chain.

[metal clattering]

How many shackles

are in the water?

- What's the third color

on there?

[metal clattering]

- Another shackle.

Another shackle.

Anchor down, anchor down.

- What?

So are we still doing

five shackles?

This is starting to turn

into a frickin'...

math equation.

Copy. Another shackle

going out.

Total of three.

[tense music]

I'm just stressed out

'cause I suck at math.

Three shackles out.

What the f---?

- We hit bottom?

- How's the chain look

when you're looking over?

Is it taut?

- I got a problem

with the windlass here.

[tense music]

- Is it stuck?

- No, I got...cable!

- Oh. We're outta chain?

- There's no way.

- Are you f---ing kidding me?

The whole thing could stop,

and it's over for us.

F---!

[dramatic musical flourish]

- You f---ing throw me

under the bus.

- What have I done to you?

- You're a f---ing alcoholic.

Get out of

my f---ing way.

- I saw red go out.

The hell is this?

- Is it stuck?

- I got...cable.

- Oh. We're outta chain?

- There's no way!

- At the end of every chain,

there's a rope tied to it.

You can cut it

in case of an emergency.

- That was--that was

a red...paint.

- I don't know a lot

about your end,

but I know

when you see the rope

at the end of the anchor,

you're definitely f---ed.

- Can we pull in

on this one?

- Yeah. I haven't done it yet.

- I want to.

- F---! All I wanna do

is impress the captain,

and I just did the worst

screw-up you could ever do.

[grinding sound]

The starboard side windlass

will not pull chain in.

- Engineer to the bow.

Engineer to the bow, please.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- You're like me.

When I'm decorating,

I'm just like,

candles everywhere!

- Candles, they make the room

feel so elegant.

- When he first put it out,

he dumped a lot in one place.

Bummer, huh?

When you looked

on the starboard side,

was the chain like this,

or was it just up and down?

- Uh, after we ran a chain?

- Yeah.

- Uh...I don't remember, 'cause

I've been going back and forth.

Well, what's crazy is I--

I mean, the lighting was bad.

So I musta saw orange

and thought it was red.

- I don't rule

by an iron fist.

I'm not gonna get down

on Bobby.

He already knows

he screwed up,

so after this charter,

we'll talk about it.

- I want--I wanna help you.

[tense music]

[energetic music]

- Oh, it looks amazing!

- Oh!

- Welcome to your tribal

evening.

- Oh, I love it.

- We're gonna be authentic

and eat on the floor tonight.

- Do you have any idea

what's going on out there?

- They just sat down.

Doing water and wine now.

Were you aware of that?

- No.

- No? Okay.

all: Tribal!

- All right, guys, we're not

tying the stern to the rock,

so just come in with the tender.

- All right.

- Head back that way.

- Are you ready?

- Yeah. Let's take two

at a time, okay?

- You might mention

this is a large portion, so they

don't need to eat it all.

- Okay, ladies, to start

is a lentil soup

with Moroccan spices.

Don't feel obliged

to finish it all, okay?

- But if you do,

you won't fall us a fatty

behind our back?

- I will definitely

not judge you if you do.

Bon appétit.

Enjoy.

- It's good.

- Mm. It is good.

- Okay, stay clear.

- Do you want me

to crawl in there?

I'll crawl in there.

- Okay. Okay.

- We have to get that weight

off the chain

because now

it's under tension,

and you have to be able

to slack it enough

to where you can pull the chain

back into the chain locker.

- You guys got it?

- Yeah, chain is, uh,

back on the winch.

- I'll just lay this...

♪ ♪

- How's dinner going?

- No.

God damn it.

I overcooked it.

I threw it away.

- Really? What am I supposed

to tell the guests?

It's their main course.

- Don't worry about it

right now.

- It's stressing me out

how calm this guy is.

It's like, the dirty apron,

the crocs...

I'd walk a mile

in anyone's shoes

unless they were wearing

f---ing crocs.

- I'll just make some salmon.

Do you have five minutes?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Cool.

[bright music]

Can't serve overcooked fish.

It's not in my blood.

- There was so much

goin' on.

Two shackles,

three shackles,

pull two up, one down,

Next thing that happened--

[snaps]

we f---ing--All the chain.

- I f---ed up.

[laughs]

No.

- Thank you.

All cleared, Chef.

I'm just gonna

replace some of the chargers

that have gotten a bit dirty.

- If you can stage those

in the sink,

that'd be great.

- I just wanna get around here.

- You can stack them.

It's okay.

- I'm trying to move

this thing out of the way.

- If you stacked it,

you wouldn't have to.

I'm gonna start plating.

- Okay.

[rhythmic music]

- Hannah, Hannah,

the belly dancer is here.

- How are you?

I'm Bobby.

- Paulina.

- Nice to meet you.

- After you.

- Okay, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Spiced rack of lamb

with African chutney.

- Wow.

- Ooh, steamy.

- ♪ Need something green ♪

- Pan-fried salmon

with African spices.

- [scoffs]

Couldn't sound any better.

- I'm happy that me and Adam

are really getting along,

but there's something

that I can't quite put my finger

on with him.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

- That makes me nervous,

because I'm pretty sure

that's what Jack the Ripper's

neighbor said about him.

This is a pan-fried salmon

with African spices

and pomegranate.

- Do you know what

the African spices are?

- I would love to be able

to remember what's--

- Could the chef come out

and tell us--

- Explain you?

- Yes.

- Yeah, of course!

- That would be great.

- Chef, do you mind

going out there

and just explaining

to them...

- Sure.

- A little bit about the spices?

- [singsong]

Good evening!

women: Hi!

- I hear we're gonna have

a little dance session.

- [forced laugh]

No, no, no.

Just explain the dishes to them.

- Oh! Well, I just thought

I was gonna talk

and have fun,

but that's cool too.

- Really?

I worked my ass off

to get this belly dancer

in the middle of Croatia.

Do not come in

and ruin my surprise.

- What are the spices?

- Caraway seed, cumin seed.

- Cumin. That's what it was.

- Paprika.

- [quietly] God, what is wrong

with you guys?

Shut the f--- up!

- Enjoy your meal.

women: Thank you.

- And enjoy

the belly dancing.

- Anybody eating the lamb?

- Yes.

- Mmm!

- Amazing.

- I said have fun

with the belly dancing.

- Shh!

- You gotta tell me

these things.

- Just assume...

- Don't try and blame me

on this.

- Anything I'm doing

they don't know about.

- Can we hug that one out

real quick? Oh, I feel

better already.

I gotta live and work

with this woman,

so let's make sure

we keep the peace.

At least for

another six weeks.

I'll never talk

to the guests again.

How 'bout that? [laughs]

- Yay!

- Now you can, like, control,

you can, like, zoom down.

- Hi, guys.

- For some reason,

these are messed up.

- Bobby won't even

look at me in the eye.

Like, he just completely

writes me off.

It's like,

"Hey, I'm Lauren!

"We've dated.

We've...hooked up."

Uh...no? No.

Oh. Okay.

- You have a spray bottle

for cleaning tables?

I think Lauren and I

are doing all right.

I mean, we've talked

a couple of times,

but that's better

than no times.

I'll look for it.

You can do what you need to do.

- [sighs]

I'm gettin' full.

- I've got a little

palate cleanser for you.

[women whooping, clapping]

- Oh, my God!

- It's a mermaid dancer!

- Oh, I love it.

- Cool!

- Really?

- The guests are happy,

and I'm starting to wonder

when Sandy's gonna realize

that I'm good at my job.

[rhythmic music plays]

[all whooping, clapping]

- You have a little anchor

on your hand, I saw?

- Yeah. You got a little

heart on your hand.

- Yeah. I've been dying

to get a second

and, like, looking

for a reason for one.

- This is the reason.

Actually, this is my reason,

'cause this is my pilgrimage

to my homeland.

My ancestors are from Split.

- Really?

- Yes!

- Adam's so much fun

to flirt with.

He's a natural.

I'm a natural.

And he's so cute.

- I'm thinking a portrait

of my great-grandfather.

- Really?

- On my butt cheek.

- That's kinda rude.

[Adam laughs]

- What's up, bro?

- How's it going up here?

- We're not moving,

so it's all good.

- I was gonna

offer you a refill.

I see you've got one.

- I need it.

- Knowing Wiz from university,

he's extremely responsible.

He's moved up very quickly

for his young age.

Being serious about the job

is something that Wiz and I

have in common.

- When he comes on,

I'll do a proper full handover

starting with everything

that he needs to do.

- Yeah.

- There's so many

things that can go wrong

that you always have to make

sure that someone's awake,

someone's watching

if the wind picks up,

someone's watching if the

tenders got stolen.

So you always

have to make sure

that someone's vigilant

and on it,

and ideally just babysitting

the boat.

- No.

- With anchoring.

- It's a learning curve.

- Good night.

- Bye, you guys.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- [hoarsely] Night!

- Night!

- [laughing]

- God damn!

Knowing that Lauren

is rooming with Malia,

it makes me nervous,

because now it's like,

what are they gonna talk about

when that door closes at night

and they just start girl talk

and bicker and chipper

and this and that?

That's what makes me nervous.

- Yeah!

- [laughs]

[crashing sound]

- Holy sh--!

- What was that?

Oh, sh--.

- There's blood everywhere.

[dramatic musical sting]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm having an issue

in my bathroom here.

- Wiz, Wiz, Bugs.

- Bugs, go ahead.

- Can someone help us

put a deckhead

back up in the crew area?

- Okay. On my way up.

- I can't wait to shower.

- Another problem?

All boats have all these

escape hatches

in case of emergencies,

and in this case,

the emergency escape hatch

is inside the girls' room.

All right!

- Is this your rag?

- Yeah.

- Stay on our shiny--

- All right.

Oh, yeah,

look at all these

dead flies.

- Yeah, look at all--

I smell like pure gasoline.

- I like that smell.

- I'm pretty cute, but I think

he's gotta work on

his pickup lines.

Yeah, just daub on some gasoline

when we walk through the galley.

- Okay. I'ma go back

to the galley.

- Okay.

- If it's at all possible

to get the WaveRunner out?

- Yeah. We just

push it out, yeah?

- Yep. Oh, is it not, um--

- Just gotta push, man.

- Everyone has experience,

and everyone knows

what they're doing,

and I'm like...

Uh...

It might take me

a little bit longer,

but I can still get there.

Watch out! Sorry.

- [laughs]

- Trial and error.

- All right!

- Thank you.

[energetic music]

- Look at her go!

- She cracks me up.

- She's like...

- You know what I mean?

- Yes!

[man laughing]

- Having Malia on deck

definitely makes the day

more enjoyable,

getting to look over

and see a pretty face.

- All right!

Looks like you had fun.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- Take these up to them.

- Yeah, no problem.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, Lauren.

- Do we need this thing?

- No.

- Can we use this pin board or--

- I don't know.

Too many questions right now.

Who cares?

- Okay, well, I just wanna know

if I can stick stuff up here.

- I don't know.

I know that Bugs

used to be a chief stew,

but she totally does not

know how to be a second stew.

She's a lost child

in second place.

♪ Stupid questions get ♪

♪ Harsh answers ♪

- Dick.

- Wes, Wes, Wes.

Start pulling out

the port anchor.

- Yeah, got it.

Pay attention to the colors.

- Yes.

- Because yesterday Bobby said

he didn't count five shackles.

- All right. I'm gonna push up

'cause they're coming up.

- I don't want you

hanging over the side.

I want your head

through the hole.

- Okay.

Head through the hole.

- Port anchors home.

- She's good!

♪ ♪

- Here she comes.

- Yeah!

- I could have all

the crew dressed like this.

- We would love that.

- Would ya love it?

- We would love it.

- Yes, yes.

all: To Captain Sandy!

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- This is Bobby's shirt.

- Oh, he's so muscley.

- Yeah.

- Whatcha think of Bobby

anyway?

Your type?

Just call me Cupid.

Honestly, it's fine.

- No. You can just be

Max.

- Oh, she's, uh,

my, um, my type.

- What, female?

- Ah, I don't think

he's that bad, is he?

- All the boys in the boat

are pretty cute,

but I'm 26, I'm single.

Like I'm figuring out

this yachting thing

and like I just wanna have fun.

Think of me

as one of the deck boys.

- Okay.

It's gonna be hard--

- What about you,

troublemaker?

Do you need me to...

put in the word for anyone or--

- My girlfriend's name

is Emily.

I've never had a girlfriend

for, like, five, six, years,

and then she come along,

and it's like...

you know, she blows me...

- If she can put up with you,

she deserves it.

- She blows me out

the water, really.

It's difficult to be

away from someone

that you get along with

so well.

It's like losing

your best friend, you know?

- She must be a saint.

- I'm a catch.

- You are a catch.

- I am a catch.

- You're a good man.

- Did breakfast go well?

- Like, I don't know,

I keep getting this with Adam,

like these, like, snaps,

and I'm not quite sure

like where I stand.

I just need to have

a proper way

to communicate with him.

Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I understand he's busy.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- He's one chef in the galley.

- Yeah.

- But...we all need

to [indistinct] for one another

in terms of the way we--

Speaking.

- In my head, I'm kind of

having a chuckle

because this ain't nothing

on what Ben would do

last season.

- Don't f---ing mess with me.

- I'm shaking in my

f---ing boots, man.

I don't really thing Bugs

has enough experience

as a chief stew

because all chefs

are temperamental pricks

most of the time.

The thing with chefs--

they're always like children.

- Yeah.

- You need to

take accountability

for your mistakes

'cause they hate doing that.

- I am disappointed because

if I was the chief stew,

I would address the situation

with the chef,

make sure there was no further

problems going forward.

- [whistling]

- All crew,

I'd like to get everyone

all in black and white

and get our picture taken

with them.

Try not to get dirty.

- I'm definitely not showering

before we do this.

[upbeat music]

- So, anyone else?

Hannah's gonna make me

an espresso martini!

- Would you like an espresso?

- Please.

- Yeah, of course!

- Thank you.

- Yeah,

we're doing ties.

- Gents, let's go.

Captain wants the photo done.

- Would you change?

- Um...

- Only because I wanna

get the photograph done,

and then you can

do your service.

- So you don't want me

to make the cocktails

I've just ordered?

- Have her make the cocktails.

You change your uniform,

and let's get the picture taken.

- Wow.

- I think with Hannah,

she's used to being

in charge of her life,

and now she's in a world

where I am in charge

and she isn't.

- Three espresso martinis.

One's for Monica.

And one's for someone else.

I can't remember.

- It's not a democracy.

We're a team.

You need to listen

to your coach.

- [groans]

- I'll pour the next one.

- All right.

- Can you have those drinks

made in five minutes?

- For sure!

- 'Cause we're gonna

lose the view.

It's visual.

- Visual.

Okay, perfect.

[ice rattling]

- So peaceful up here.

- Yeah.

both: Mm-hmm.

- We got some espresso

martinis.

- Thank you.

- I wanna get this view for you.

- Yes! Let's do it.

- Crew picture!

- Get on your knees.

[overlapping chatter]

- Ready?

- This is perfect.

- Beautiful.

- Yay!

- Thank you all.

It's been an honor

and a pleasure.

- Aw!

- We're gonna go ahead

and get ready to dock.

- It's so pretty right there.

- Do splits in Split.

- Splits in Split!

Whoo!

- Gotta have [murmurs].

- Okay, so I'll put this

in there.

Get ready to tuck it through.

- Hey, guys, you really

need to get on the fenders

in the line.

Snap to it!

- Copy that.

Lines are ready.

One at stern, two--

- Two at the bow.

- I'm proceeding into port.

You guys ready?

- Copy that.

All deck crew ready.

We've got Bobby up in the bow,

got Max on the midships,

and myself and Malia

on the stern.

- Got it. Thank you.

- All right, Max,

Malia's helping me on this side.

You're in charge

of both springs.

- I never done them before.

- Who asks about docking

rather than real docking?

I mean, who does that?

So...figure eight.

So you'll put it in--

- Good timing.

- If one line is loose,

your boat can drift

in a certain direction

and hit whatever's

close to you.

And then you'll do

a lock and turn,

which means

you'll just go like this...

- Do the lock and turn again?

- So I'm coming around

for a figure eight...

- You know, I am a yacht

virgin, to be fair.

It's all new to me.

- Perfect timing

to learn the figure eight.

- Yeah, I know.

That's how you do it.

- 15 feet. 15 feet.

- Wes, that's like 30 feet.

Gotta work on distance.

Parking fenders

still not going ashore.

That one going up

fourth, please.

- Uh...probably here.

Oh, yeah, four.

- Okay, just pull

a bit tighter.

Pick up the slack.

All right, we've got

all lines ashore.

- Thank you.

- She's a baller parker.

- Good job, deck crew.

good job.

- How's everyone

doing down here?

- We're so sad.

- Oh...we're so sad.

- We are soaking with sweat.

- Yeah.

- These pants are...

- Yeah.

- Not dry.

[laughter]

- Clean up, deck crew!

[crashing sound]

- Holy sh--!

- [gasps]

- What was that?

- Oh, sh--.

- Oh, my God.

F---ing sh--!

[crashing sound]

- Holy sh--!

- [gasps]

- Oh, sh--!

- Be careful!

- That's scary.

There's glass all over me.

- Oh, my God, hold on,

hold on, no, no, no.

Be careful.

- I'm gonna go get

the first-aid kit.

- There's blood everywhere.

- I mean, it was like

a dream vacation.

- Girls,

go get ready.

- Do you guys know

where the first-aid kit is?

The shower in port 4

crew cabin

just shattered.

- What?

- What just shattered?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- Be careful.

Let me wipe it.

- I know I'm new to yachting,

but I'm sure the doors

aren't supposed to shatter.

- What happened?

- The shower door.

- If you're not wearing shoes,

put on shoes.

- You need to sit down.

Where are you bleeding?

- Ugh!

- Let me see what's wrong here,

Hannah, watch out.

- Eh...

- The hatch--

- There's glass

on my face, I think.

- I go right into

my firefighter EMT mode.

All I'm thinking about is okay,

let's assess the situation,

There's quite a bit of blood,

and I wanna find out

where this major cut is.

I'm not gonna

rub this anymore

'cause there's little

shards all over the place.

- This was so much fun.

- It was amazing.

- Thanks for coming, you guys.

- Oh, sh--,

there's so much blood.

Ooh...

Ha...

- Holy sh--!

- Yeah. The hatch fell.

- Does she need stitches?

- No.

- Okay.

- I can medically clear her.

I'm a firefighter EMT.

I see this sh-- all the time.

Hey, Hannah, is she decent?

- No.

- Well, get her decent

so I can check her wounds

and we can--

- Yeah, yeah,

she's just getting

all the glass off her.

- No, let him see her.

- She's naked and she's a woman.

She doesn't want--

- I understand that, okay?

I've seen a lot of naked

women in the field before,

you know, professionally.

- Do you want Bobby

to, like, see you like this?

[murmurs, laughs]

- We lucked out

on the weather.

- I know, the weather

was perfect.

- Thanks for clearing that up.

- Don't worry about the stuff

that's in the bathroom.

I'll handle that.

- She said to say nice try.

She's gonna put some clothes on.

- No. I didn't say

I wanna see her naked.

I said put some bras

and shorts on--

- I know.

That's what I'm doing!

- I'm more medically

trained than you are, Hannah.

- Yeah--

- So get her dressed,

and let me look at her.

- That's what I'm doing.

Are you not getting that?

- You told me to go away,

and that I don't

need to do this.

- No, I didn't!

- You said, "She's naked,"

like I wanna f---ing

see her naked, okay?

I'm being a professional.

- For Bobby to blow up

this much at me,

he's harboring some kind of

resentment about something.

Bobby can scream at me

all he wants,

but he's not getting into

that room while Malia's naked.

- Is she--is she decent?

- No. Yeah, she's decent.

- I'm good, Bobby.

You can take a look.

- Like, I'm trying

to help a girl.

She "just so happens

to be pretty,"

I "just so happen to

like her."

But I feel like

after last charter season

when Hannah and I kissed...

- Good night, darling.

- It's like she marked

her territory,

and nobody else can have me.

Oh, yeah, this is it

right here.

And it's already closed up.

- Okay.

- And that little guy...

you're fine.

- Yeah.

- I get Bobby's medically

trained

and she needs to be

looked over,

but I knew that

she was okay enough.

Like I didn't want to

embarrass her further.

- Just keep daubing that,

and it'll coagulate

and seal up, and you'll be fine.

- I feel very secure

having Bobby around

because he knows how to

handle the situation.

But he also probably wanted

to see me naked a little bit.

- I'm so sad we're leaving.

- You okay?

- Yeah. I'm fine.

- All crew, all crew,

proceed to the dock,

please.

- Copy that.

Thank you.

- Good-bye, [murmurs].

[overlapping chatter]

- Thank you so much.

- Bye, sweetie.

- Thank you so much.

I do hope

that the push-ups were worth it.

- Crazy apples!

- Oh, Jesus.

Don't--

- Oh, Jesus!

[laughter]

- Captain, I just have to

thank you so much.

We were so thrilled

when we came on the boat,

and saw we had a female

captain with our girl group.

And we had a blast

on the water,

and they handled

everything spectacularly.

This is a little something

for all of you.

- Thank you very much.

- I need a big hug.

Thank you so much.

[muffled chatter]

All right.

Thanks, everybody.

- Thank you!

- Good luck.

- All right, guys,

we're gonna go count

our gratuity.

Main salon. Now.

All right, guys.

I know you work hard,

but, you know, we came

across a lotta challenges.

I just wanna go over

a few things so we're smoother,

'cause I wanna be a pro.

And I don't want any charter

broker's client to go,

"The crew weren't good."

That is not acceptable, ever.

We're gonna work on

the anchor count.

You know, one shackle's

27.3 meters.

If I say it's 60 meters,

how many shackles have to...

Anyway. We'll get

the anchoring down.

We'll get the stern chutes

tying down,

and we'll figure it out

together.

Just to let you know how happy

the charter guests were,

in here is $90,750 kuna.

- Wait--what?

- Which is 15,000 U.S. dollars.

$1,375 per person.

That is an awesome tip.

- Awesome tip.

- That's awesome.

- That beats any dive tip

I've ever made

in three days.

- I'm gonna take you out

for dinner,

because that's my tradition

with crew.

Wes will be doing

the watch tonight.

I'd like to, after our meeting,

for you and--

you and I to have a meeting

up on the bridge.

- Okay, sure.

- You're free to go.

- Like, really?

Now what? What's up?

I'd like both of you

to go and eat.

- Have you eaten?

- I'm not hungry.

I feel like I'm getting called

to the principal's office.

So...what's up?

[dramatic musical flourish]

- So...what's up?

- You know, in my career,

I observe.

If you don't have

a great leader,

then you don't have

a great crew.

You carry your presence

that you know what you're doing,

but yet, you have

that elegance...

- Aw, thanks.

That's really nice.

- I'm serious.

I'm not making it up.

You have to give yourself

credit,

because you perform

an amazing service.

I'm impressed.

- I was not expecting

this at all.

But I'm gonna take it

where I can get it.

- Thank you.

- And we have

the same color eyes.

- Yeah, we do.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

[background chatter]

- Motherf---er!

♪ ♪

- Any hot sailors our there?

- Looks like

a bunch of families.

But it's fine because

we've got a hot crew.

- Adam. He's a cutie.

- And Bobby? No?

- Been there, done that.

- Okay!

- Dude, I'm ready for tonight.

I'm excited about

our neighbor.

- Ooh!

Oh, you cut yourself?

Ooh, I'll help you.

Yeah, I'm kinda wearing

no clothes at the moment.

Kinda--"Bobby, Bobby,

can you just get--"

"Yeah--yeah--yeah--"

[both laugh]

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

We do have ladies on this boat!

Look at that!

- Ha ha.

- Everyone's wearing

little...jumpers.

- Mine's not a jumper.

Mine's a dress, okay?

- Wait, what?

- I've got this terrible

thing is called FOMO

that I suffer from

which is Fear Of Missing Out.

- There she is!

- Oh, my God!

You're so beautiful!

- Whoo!

- Ready?

- But, um, it comes with

the territory.

- Damn, Hannah!

- Oh, I'm at

the perfect height!

- Hey, girl!

Let's go out!

♪ ♪

- First night out

in Croatia!

Whoo!

- How you gonna

do it, mate?

- Just play it smooth.

That's how I normally do it.

- I love fish on the grill.

- Yeah.

- Like a branzini?

- What? What happened?

You all right?

- No, they started

talking about seafood,

and I was like, "I'm out."

- [gags]

- I studied conservation

and ecology in college,

so I don't eat fish

'cause they're my homies.

- Look up.

It's so beautiful.

- Oh, this is awesome.

- This is amazing.

- Split is gorgeous.

It's like...

there's castles still,

and palaces are real.

Like, are we getting

knighted right now?

- Good evening, ladies.

- Hi! How are you?

- How cute is this?

- Hi!

[laughing]

- This is not meant for...

guys with long legs.

- You look like a naughty

schoolboy right now.

Hands on table.

- Keep the naughty

schoolboy look.

- Oh, look at this!

- I know I'm here to work,

but I'm a hopeless romantic.

I mean, we're in Croatia.

I wanna do something fun

and romantic with, you know,

someone that I can maybe

have something with.

- He's having red.

He's having white.

- Red. I'll go red.

- White, please.

- What kind of wine

do you like, Bobby?

- Yeah, I'm not gonna

be drinking wine.

- Were you thinking like

the seafood salad, maybe?

- Ha ha ha.

- I'm sorry, bad joke.

- Just all my homies

in one salad.

- All in one.

- [laughing]

- Wow!

- That's a meat platter there.

- Here's to our very first

successful charter to sea.

- Whoo!

[alarm beeping]

[click]

[light music]

♪ ♪

- So, Sandy, talk to me.

Boyfriend?

- Yeah, I wanna know more

about you, Cap.

- Single.

- Single?

- Yeah. I had a girlfriend.

- Yeah?

- For me, it's about the soul.

- It's about the person.

- For me, it is.

- I'm a big believer

in that as well.

- If I find a guy,

I'd be with a guy.

- Yeah.

- You have a boyfriend?

- No, I don't.

- Okay, I'm outta here.

all: Aw!

[overlapping comments]

- Bye, Captain!

- Bye, Cap.

- Thank you.

- You have a boyfriend now?

- Yeah.

- How long you guys

been together?

- Not long.

- So it'll probably end

shortly, then?

[laughter]

- Yachting'll ruin

any relationship.

- Yeah.

- Actually,

my first boyfriend

was the longest relationship

I had.

We broke up when we

started yachting.

He went on one boat.

I went on another.

[laughter]

- [gasps]

- Look here!

- What's up?

[all whooping]

- Wes.

- Thank you.

I appreciate it.

- You guys wanna roll out

and, uh, start some, uh...

- Real drinking?

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- Let's go.

I'm over this place.

- Oh, man, this is really

getting slippery now.

- Oh, I like it! Yeah!

- That's where we're going.

- Oh, Fabrique!

- It's actually a real club.

[dance music plays]

[all whooping]

- Malia's killing it.

She's a tomboy.

Can get the work done.

She's got a great personality.

And she can clean up

real nice.

[dance music thumping]

♪ ♪

- Hey, honey, you wanna dance?

- Yeah, let's go.

- Malia's gorgeous,

so she's fun to play with.

I just like pretty things.

- I get really nervous

when Hannah's around girls

that I like because

she has a reputation

of weaseling in.

- I'm bringing a girl

back tonight.

Stop being such

a f---ing idiot, hey?

- And then in New York,

when I introduced her

to Lauren,

Hannah told Lauren

to stay away from me.

For no reason.

- She did it once.

Maybe she's gonna do it again.

[overlapping shouting]

- First night out

after a charter...

the best night ever.

- The best night...ever!

- Okay!

[laughing]

- I'm so jealous of you

right now.

You have no idea.

- So...

- Can you just

hand her off, please?

- I mean,

it's literally like a--

- I appreciate that.

Thank you.

You know, guess what.

Chefs are just as strong

as firemen.

[laughter]

You know what I'm talking about?

Get it, girl.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what

I'm talking about.

- Come on, Bugs.

Come on, Bugsy!

Good, good, stop.

You're gonna hurt yourself.

- No, I-I know you were.

Like when you came in

to help me

I was like, yes, Hannah,

seeing me naked?

I was like, yeah,

this makes sense.

Felt safe, and--

- You felt safe with me?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Good.

- Of course!

- Aw...

- I'll be naked in front

of you anytime.

[both giggling]

- [laughing]

- Okay.

I'm kinda melting here.

- Right now I'm worried

that f---ing Hannah's

probably throwing me under

the bus like she always does.

- Yes!

- Dude, every girl

she talks to, she goes,

"Bobby's not worth it."

- Well, I love you.

- Aw!

- Honestly, I motor-boated

you tonight.

- She just...takes off

with somebody that she knows

I have a crush on.

- My face is in 'em

all night.

- It looks like Hannah's trying

to get with Malia right now.

- I love that

you just felt my ass.

- Just--just this ass.

- I f---ing love you!

- Wait, I have to pee, though.

- We're making drinks here

real quick.

Please--please hold.

- All right, let's--

- I need to pee.

- Hey, Bobby.

- What're you guys

talking about?

- Nothin'.

She's just gone

to the bathroom.

- He's a legend.

- He's definitely not a ledge.

I've met plenty of ledges

in my life.

- What was Hannah

telling you there?

- Hmm?

- What was Hannah

telling you there?

- I'm in a hat.

What was Hannah telling me?

- Yeah.

- Hmm.

- You got a sweet hat.

- Oh, yeah.

[dramatic music]

- Hey, hey--

- What are you f---ing

telling her?

- Hold on.

- Yeah, I'm f---ing serious.

[beeping]

- There's an alarm going off.

[beeping continues]

- No, not at all.

- This is me

and crew drama.

Ah...

- Yeah. Peace out.

- Sorry. What's up?

- Don't f---ing talk to me.

I know exactly what you do.

You do it every f---ing time.

You f---ing cock block me.

You f---ing throw me

under the bus.

You say, "Oh, Bobby's

not worth it."

You did it with Lauren

when we were in New York,

and you're f---ing

doing it right now.

- About what?

- Don't play f---ing dumb.

You're not even gonna

remember it in the morning,

because you're a f---ing

alcoholic.

Get out of my

f---ing way.

- I've got f---ing better

things to talk about

than a little fricking

steroid-infused blow-up doll.

- What's going on?

- What have I done to you?

- All you do

is f---ing throw me

under the bus.

- Bobby, we weren't

talking about you.

- I don't believe that

for a heartbeat.

You did this exactly

in New York,

and you know exactly what

I'm talking about.

- If you're being

this aggressive to me--

- Don't f---ing use

that word aggressive.

I'm defusing the situation

and getting out of it.

- Tell me what I said--

- It doesn't matter,

because you'll forget it

in a minute.

- No, no, no, you--

- Step out of my room,

go into your bed...

- You tell me what I said bad

about you.

- Good night.

- I'll remember

this conversation, sweetheart.

Don't you worry.

I will not forget it

for a very, very long time.

- F---!

- Next time on "Below Deck

Mediterranean"...

- Primary charter member,

Mr Skin,

the founder of mrskin.com,

and they would like

to schedule

their Naked News photo shoot.

- I'm hanging out

on a boat in Croatia

with Mr. and Mrs. Skin.

- There are unmentionable

parts

staring right into

my eyeballs.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God,

oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh, I can't--

- If we hit the rocks,

we're totally screwed.

- Guests have absolutely

no idea what's happening.

- Come push the boat.

What are you waiting for?

- Push that massive,

huge boat

with this little boat?

Really?

- I'm not sure.

- So either she's lying

or you're lying.

- Can I go back to laundry?

I have a lot to do.

- Thanks for your support,

Lauren.

Why don't you go f--- Ben?

- [laughing]

- Oh, my God.

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