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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of education
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[Crunch crunch]
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Hi, Dexter.
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Grr! Dee Dee,
stop eating over me.
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Stupid Dee Dee.
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[Crunch]
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Go away!
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Aw, don't be
so cranky.
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Here. Have a cookie.
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I do not want a cookie.
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Aw, come on.
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They're fortune cookies.
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No.
Suit yourself.
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Mmm. They're sure tasty.
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Dee Dee, do you not know
there are fortunes
inside those cookies?
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Really?
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Yes, really.
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Why don't you
see for yourself?
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And stay out
of my laboratory!
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Hmm.
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Ah, hey,
that's not a cookie.
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Hey, Dexter,
I found this thing
in my box of cookies.
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How could it be?
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The odds against
a genius like myself
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and a stupid person
like yourself
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existing in
the same bloodline
are astronomical.
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Many a night,
I lay awake pondering how,
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by Einstein's ghost,
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I could
have been stuck
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with a stupid sister
like you.
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[Moaning]
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Are you
even listening
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to what
I am saying?
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I cannot
take any more
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of your stupid
foolishness.
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I would
appreciate it
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if you
would kindly never
speak to me again
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for the remainder
of time.
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Stupid Dee Dee.
Why can't she ever
leave me alone?
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Dee Dee, please stop
following me.
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I do not like you
anymore. Go away.
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I can't, Dexter.
We're stuck together.
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Yes. I know we are
stuck together.
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What do you think
I have just been
talking about?
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No, silly.
I mean we're really
stuck together.
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Aah!
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Whee!
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Come on, break!
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I cannot extricate
my finger.
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Perhaps I deserve
this punishment for
being mean to you.
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I am so sorry,
Dee Dee.
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Hey! It's a fortune.
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It says,
"to solve any problem,
start at the source."
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Bah! That's not even
a real fortune.
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It's actually more of
an advisory statement,
to be precise.
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Hey! Put me down!
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Hmm.
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The source.
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Hey!
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All we have to do
is go there
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and get them
to take it off.
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Wow! I'm impressed.
That's brilliant.
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But how are we going
to get to Chinatown?
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That's easy.
We'll just dig through
the center of the earth
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and come out
the other side.
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Um, Dee Dee,
maybe we should
look at a map, hmm?
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Ok. Let's go over
the directions
one more time.
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[Straining]
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Hey! Well, no wonder.
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Go away, dog. Go away.
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[Yelping]
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Dee Dee,
why don't we take the bus?
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Ah.
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You're right, Dexter.
This is much better.
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Ah, the spirits
are aware of our arrival.
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They are?
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There it is!
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Look alive,
short one.
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[Karate yells]
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[Karate yells]
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H'Yah!
Man, this stuff is great.
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I'll take
the whole outfit.
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Okey-dokey.
One ninja kit.
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That will be...
$100.
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Awesome! Wait till the guys
get a load of this, huh?
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[Ahem]
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Who's there?
Is that you,
grandfather?
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Dexter: Down here.
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Your voice changed.
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Oh, children!
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Get out!
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Get out before
you break something.
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But we've journeyed
all the way from
the suburbs to--
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the suburbs? Oh, you are
suburbian children.
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Wait right here.
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[Man snickering]
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You kids are going
to love this.
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All children love
d.J. Quack-quack.
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[Quack quack quack]
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But--
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I know. Looks pricey,
but for you kids,
special--$20.
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But--
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no? Then how about
this lucky bank, then?
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Listen, mister,
I am not here
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to purchase
overpriced
novelty items.
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My sister and I
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are stuck together
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with one
of your finger
torture devices.
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Hmm. Tight weave...
High-density fibers.
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Yes. That's one of ours.
Best quality--number one.
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How do we
get it off?
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What do you mean,
get it off?
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You two are going to be
stuck together forever.
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Forever?
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Come on,
Dexter, shake
a tail feather.
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No!
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Shh! Noisy children.
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Ok. Ok.
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Thereis
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but first, you kids
got to do something
for me.
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Ooh! Like a mystical quest?
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Uh, sure.
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With magic
and beautiful princesses...
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Yes, yes,
whatever you say.
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Yeah!
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Ok. You must
complete 3 tasks.
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First I want you
to go to...
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[No audio]
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[Karate yell]
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Excellent.
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You have brought
what I asked for.
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Uh-huh. So how does
the magic work?
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Say what?
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I must admit
I am also curious
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as to how these
ordinary objects
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form a solution
for our predicament.
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They don't. They are
just some things
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I was going to
pick up after work.
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You mean there's no magic?
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Sorry, no,
but thanks for doing
my errands anyway.
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Dexter, no magic.
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Listen, mister, magic
or no magic, we did
your stupid tasks.
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Now, you take this thing
off right now!
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Very well, then.
You earned it.
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It's actually very simple.
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If you try to pull it apart,
it holds tight,
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but come together
like good brother and sisters,
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and you are free.
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My finger!
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Oh, sweet finger.
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Ah, there you go, kids.
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Now, are you sure
I cannot interest you
in d.J. Quack-quack?
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Well, that's over.
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Hey, it's dinnertime.
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How are we going
to make it home?
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Hmm.
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Where are those kids?
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They'll be here, honey.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Humph! Honey,
why did you
order Chinese
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when I had
a beautiful roast
in the oven?
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But I didn't.
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Dexter!
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And where
is Dee Dee?
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I think she's stuck
in the kung pao.
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Well, I guess that
would make her
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anunfortunate
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oh,
Dexter!
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Good one, son.
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Dexter,
want to see
my new dance?
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No.
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It's called
the fanciful
unicorn.
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Girl, I have seen
better steps on a ladder.
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Oh, yeah?
Like you know any
dances, Dexter.
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[Music playing]
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Yes. It is called the robot.
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Word.
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