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[Crunch crunch]

Hi, Dexter.

Grr! Dee Dee, stop eating over me.

Stupid Dee Dee.

[Crunch]

Go away!

Aw, don't be so cranky.

Here. Have a cookie.

I do not want a cookie.

Aw, come on.

They're fortune cookies.

No. Suit yourself.

Mmm. They're sure tasty.

Dee Dee, do you not know there are fortunes inside those cookies?

Really?

Yes, really.

Why don't you see for yourself?

And stay out of my laboratory!

Hmm.

Ah, hey, that's not a cookie.

Hey, Dexter, I found this thing in my box of cookies.

How could it be?

The odds against a genius like myself

and a stupid person like yourself

existing in the same bloodline are astronomical.

Many a night, I lay awake pondering how,

by Einstein's ghost,

I could have been stuck

with a stupid sister like you.

[Moaning]

Are you even listening

to what I am saying?

I cannot take any more

of your stupid foolishness.

I would appreciate it

if you would kindly never speak to me again

for the remainder of time.

Stupid Dee Dee. Why can't she ever leave me alone?

Dee Dee, please stop following me.

I do not like you anymore. Go away.

I can't, Dexter. We're stuck together.

Yes. I know we are stuck together.

What do you think I have just been talking about?

No, silly. I mean we're really stuck together.

Aah!

Whee!

Come on, break!

I cannot extricate my finger.

Perhaps I deserve this punishment for being mean to you.

I am so sorry, Dee Dee.

Hey! It's a fortune.

It says, "to solve any problem, start at the source."

Bah! That's not even a real fortune.

It's actually more of an advisory statement, to be precise.

Hey! Put me down!

Hmm.

The source.

Hey!

All we have to do is go there

and get them to take it off.

Wow! I'm impressed. That's brilliant.

But how are we going to get to Chinatown?

That's easy. We'll just dig through the center of the earth

and come out the other side.

Um, Dee Dee, maybe we should look at a map, hmm?

Ok. Let's go over the directions one more time.

[Straining]

Hey! Well, no wonder.

Go away, dog. Go away.

[Yelping]

Dee Dee, why don't we take the bus?

Ah.

You're right, Dexter. This is much better.

Ah, the spirits are aware of our arrival.

They are?

There it is!

Look alive, short one.

[Karate yells]

[Karate yells]

H'Yah! Man, this stuff is great.

I'll take the whole outfit.

Okey-dokey. One ninja kit.

That will be... $100.

Awesome! Wait till the guys get a load of this, huh?

[Ahem]

Who's there? Is that you, grandfather?

Dexter: Down here.

Your voice changed.

Oh, children!

Get out!

Get out before you break something.

But we've journeyed all the way from the suburbs to--

the suburbs? Oh, you are suburbian children.

Wait right here.

[Man snickering]

You kids are going to love this.

All children love d.J. Quack-quack.

[Quack quack quack]

But--

I know. Looks pricey, but for you kids, special--$20.

But--

no? Then how about this lucky bank, then?

Listen, mister, I am not here

to purchase overpriced novelty items.

My sister and I

are stuck together

with one of your finger torture devices.

Hmm. Tight weave... High-density fibers.

Yes. That's one of ours. Best quality--number one.

How do we get it off?

What do you mean, get it off?

You two are going to be stuck together forever.

Forever?

Come on, Dexter, shake a tail feather.

No!

Shh! Noisy children.

Ok. Ok.

Thereis

but first, you kids got to do something for me.

Ooh! Like a mystical quest?

Uh, sure.

With magic and beautiful princesses...

Yes, yes, whatever you say.

Yeah!

Ok. You must complete 3 tasks.

First I want you to go to...

[No audio]

[Karate yell]

Excellent.

You have brought what I asked for.

Uh-huh. So how does the magic work?

Say what?

I must admit I am also curious

as to how these ordinary objects

form a solution for our predicament.

They don't. They are just some things

I was going to pick up after work.

You mean there's no magic?

Sorry, no, but thanks for doing my errands anyway.

Dexter, no magic.

Listen, mister, magic or no magic, we did your stupid tasks.

Now, you take this thing off right now!

Very well, then. You earned it.

It's actually very simple.

If you try to pull it apart, it holds tight,

but come together like good brother and sisters,

and you are free.

My finger!

Oh, sweet finger.

Ah, there you go, kids.

Now, are you sure I cannot interest you in d.J. Quack-quack?

Well, that's over.

Hey, it's dinnertime.

How are we going to make it home?

Hmm.

Where are those kids?

They'll be here, honey.

[Doorbell rings]

Humph! Honey, why did you order Chinese

when I had a beautiful roast in the oven?

But I didn't.

Dexter!

And where is Dee Dee?

I think she's stuck in the kung pao.

Well, I guess that would make her

anunfortunate

oh, Dexter!

Good one, son.

Dexter, want to see my new dance?

No.

It's called the fanciful unicorn.

Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.

Oh, yeah? Like you know any dances, Dexter.

[Music playing]

Yes. It is called the robot.

Word.