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Ahh, what a fine day for science!

I hate this part.

Ah, at last,

my latest, greatest work

for the day is completed.

Presenting...

The high-five machine!

Today was a fine day for science.

Ahh.

[Thud]

[Click]

[Ticking]

Ah, what...

A fine day for...

[Click]

Dexter, voice echoing: What a fine day for science.

What a fine day for science.

What a fine day for science.

What a fine day for science.

[Clock ticking]

Ah, what a fine day

for science.

Wait. That didn't sound quite right.

Let me try it again.

Ah, what a fine day for science!

Hmm. Something's still wrong,

but what?

Oh, no. Could it mean that--

whoa!

Oh! Aah! Aah!

Today is not a fine day for science.

[Splash]

[Ding-dong]

Yes? Dexter!

[Birds chirping]

Where are your glasses?

Not now, mom. I am having a bad day.

Well, sounds like someone

woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

That's it! The wrong side of the bed!

Thanks, mom.

Ah, what a fine day for science.

No.

Ah, what a fine day for science.

No!

Ah, what a fine day for science.

No!

Ah, what a fine-- ah, forget it!

Today is just one of those days

when everything that can go wrong--

whoa!

Oh, hey, son, how's it going?

Not so good.

Oh, well, you know what they say,

keep a stiff upper lip. So long, son.

That's it, a stiff upper lip!

[Beeping]

Computer: Access denied.

[Beeping]

Access denied.

[Beeping]

Access denied.

[Beeping]

Access denied.

Hello. It's me--

Dee Dee!

And how has your day been,

my littlest and only bro?

[Muffled] My day?!

I'll tell you how my day has been.

Awful, terrible, horrible.

It's been the worst day ever.

I've been banged up, smashed up,

crashed up! It's ridiculous!

Uh, Dexter,

you've got something on your face.

I know I have. It's keeping my upper lip stiff.

Dad said to keep it stiff, so i'm keeping it stiff!

It didn't work, did it?

No.

It's ok, Dexter.

Your problem isn't scientifical,

it's astrological.

Astrological?

Yes. You see, Dexter, everyone has a star sign.

Yours is capricorn,

and mine is cancer,

and every sign has a ruling planet.

Yours is saturn.

Normally, you receive powerful rays from saturn's energy,

which helps you be good at science and stuff.

But today is the celestial lunation.

What's that?

It's where the moon passes in front of saturn,

blocking its powerful rays.

Hey, I need those rays, mister moon!

That's right. But you can't stop it, Dexter.

It's in the stars!

Stars, shmars.

I am Dexter!

And if any dumb old moon

thinks he can stand in the way of me and science,

he has got another thing coming.

Computer: Access denied.

[Groans]

Access approved.

Welcome to the lab.

You're welcome, Dexter!

Computer, engage quad-booster rockets, trajectory--the moon.

Computer: Rocket engaged.

Countdown: 5, 4,

3, 2...

1.

Dexter's mother: Dexter, keep it down!

Computer: Dexter, proceed with phase 2?

You go, girl.

Target sighted and locked.

Direct hit.

Yes!

Ok, Dex, you have been lucky so far,

but you are not out of the woods yet.

Here goes.

It's working. I can already feel saturn's rays

returning my good fortune.

[Kiss]

I guess today wasn't such a bad day for science after all.

[Sirens]

Oh, no!

What a misfortune!

It is still not a fine day for science.

Oh.

My--my lab.

Hey, Dexter, mom said to keep it down.

[Gasps]

Mom, Dexter's mooning me!