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[Alarm beeps]

[Cock-a-doodle-doo]

[Cock-a-doodle-doo]

[Yawn]

Time to get up.

Ah, sweet floor.

[Kiss]

So, what is on the agenda for today?

Carnival! Carnival!

Mom!

Kids!

More eggs, dear?

Honey, your eggs are De--

carnival! Carnival!

[Bang]

[Bang]

[Bang]

Uh-oh.

Dad, you forgot Dexter's phone books again.

Dexter, it--it was a simple mistake.

I--i had to look up a number for your mother.

It's her fault, not mine!

Why, I...I--

[grumbling]

What did he say?

He said, "just forget it."

Whew! Whew!

Oh, I am so excited.

This carnival's really going to be a hoot.

Dad: It sure is. And that super-fast new ride,

uh...what's it called again?

It's called--

it's called "the thing," and it's creepy!

Dexter, from far away: Did you know

it took 3 billion individual nuts and bolts to--

and I justlove Ferris wheels.

And funnel cakes. Mmm! That's good eatin'.

[Doorbell rings]

Dexter: I'll get it.

Mailman!

Got some mail!

I can take that.

Huh? What? Who said that?

I heard a voice, but I do not know from where it came.

Next stop...

All: Carnival!

Dad: Hey, why don't we play a game to pass the time?

Ok, ok! Let's play "I spy."

I spy, with my little eye, something...Brown.

Guess, Dexter.

Car door?

No.

Sky?

Nope.

I give up.

Dee Dee: Cows.

Oh.

Dad, are we almost there?

Not yet, son. We won't be there for at least another...

Oh, no!

Wait. We're here.

But, dad, do we have to do that first?

It's so degrading.

Nonsense. It's family fun, Dexter.

And it's the only game Dee Dee ever wants to play.

Yeah! Come on, Dexter.

Aw, man.

Come on, folks,

toss your brother!

Win cheaply made stuffed toys. You can't lose.

Who's next?

Me!

Oh, I don't like this part.

Hold still, will ya? I'm aiming.

[Crash]

Hey, direct hit! Good job, Dee Dee.

Here's your prize, young lady.

Isn't family fun great?

Oh, yeah.

Ah, cheer up, little Dexter.

I couldn't have won a "my sparkly unicorn" without you.

And without a blockhead like yours,

I'd have to carry it around all day.

Dee Dee, stop using your brother as a table.

Yes, sir.

Look! It's...It's...

The thing!

10,000 tons of steel! 20 million nuts and bolts!

Speeds up to 9,000 miles per hour!

Total estimated riding time:

7...

Seconds.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Kids: Let's get in line!

Dear, do you think it's safe?

Of course, honey.

There's no safer rides than carnival rides.

[Screaming]

We're next!

Ok, how many in your party? 3?

4.

Uh, doesn't he look a little small for this ride?

We're here to have family fun!

No, sir. You don't understand.

The kid is too little!

Family fun?

Child...too...small.

Uh...

Ok, let me show you.

Your son is too short to ride "the thing."

I am too little to do anything.

Mom and dad and Dee Dee are all riding "the thing,"

and I'm waiting in this stupid petting zoo.

I wish I was taller.

Wait a minute!

I'm a genius, and I've got a lab!

I will be tall!

[Screaming]

[Cock-a-doodle-doo]

Well, hello, knees!

[Doorbell rings]

Ah, you must be the man of the house.

You're darn tootin'.

I can't believe dad let you borrow his car!

Me neither.

For a dad, he can be pretty hip.

[Tires screech]

Ah, conquest.

Come on, I can see the line.

Jeepers!

Ah! 275 minutes in line!

Hey, Dexter! Looks like we're next!

Dexter?

Oh, boy, oh, boy! We're next!

Dexter: I'm on top of the worl--

This is the greatest day of my entire life!